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Like a ninja, but faster. I respond to tree knocks in the forest. Pacific Northwest 🌲⛺️
Happy Fourth of July from the Oregon coast. My family’s been going to Oceanside, Oregon over the fourth for the last 50 years. I love it here
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happy 9th anniversary to this unintentional bit of improv comedy
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RFK Jr heading HHS is going well, folks
www.kbtx.com/2026/07/01/e...
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‘Explosive’ diarrhea illness detected in multiple states. See where most cases are being reported
Health officials say they are seeing a spike in cases when it comes to a parasitic illness that can cause numerous symptoms.
https://www.kbtx.com/2026/07/01/explosive-diarrhea-illness-detected-multiple-states-see-where-most-cases-are-being-reported/
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“But the way Republicans are melting down about it, you would think Justice Ketanji Brown Jackson personally showed up at their houses to confiscate their guns and tattoo the transgender pride flag onto their necks.” From
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Republicans want to ban foreign pregnant women from traveling to the US
Would ICE be performing ultrasounds at the airport?
https://open.substack.com/pub/laurabassett/p/republicans-want-to-ban-foreign-pregnant?r=fi1no&utm_medium=ios
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I would be incredibly owned sir
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I sure wish I loved my job enough to want to work there until I dropped dead 🙄
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Senator, 84, Secretly Found Unconscious and Given CPR
Mitch McConnell’s health scare last month was apparently worse than his team let on.
https://www.thedailybeast.com/mitch-mcconell-84-secretly-found-unconscious-and-given-cpr/
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Guess who’s ready for a long weekend at the Oregon coast to play on the beach?
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Does he know that today starts the second half of the year? 🤪
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I realize that the crowds at the American State fair I’ve been sparse but bringing in Bo Duke from the Dukes of Hazzard should turn around. 🙄
5 days ago
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214 comments, over 1700 reskeets, and 2800 likes, on an easily debunked story. Get it together Bluesky people.
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“No one showed up to the Great American State Fair except a masturbating Uncle Sam” Sometimes you just gotta let the
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headline speak for itself. 😂
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No one showed up to the Great American State Fair except a masturbating Uncle Sam
A MAGA livestreamer dressed in patriotic garb was arrested for lewd acts on an empty lawn.
https://open.substack.com/pub/laurabassett/p/no-one-showed-up-to-the-great-american?r=fi1no&utm_medium=ios
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Congratulations to Canada 🇨🇦 ⚽️
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Waving Canadian Flag
ALT: Waving Canadian Flag
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Squirrel 🐿️!!
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7 days ago
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I woke up grumpy but this made my morning. 😀☕️
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🙄 “Participants will be high school students aged 14 to 17 who will have to advance through application and screening processes to be selected”
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Trump’s Patriot Games: What We Know About Nationally Televised Event
The competition will be streamed on the ESPN app and broadcast on ABC as a primetime event.
https://www.forbes.com/sites/antoniopequenoiv/2026/06/27/high-schoolers-will-compete-for-125000-scholarship-in-trumps-patriot-games-what-we-know/
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OP meant WNBA, but check this out
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about 1 year ago
happy 5 year anniversary of shredded cheese sad wife to all who celebrate
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Simply amazing how the mainstream media is amplifying the false claim that there has been vandalism at the reflecting pool.
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From algae to vandalism: Inside the Lincoln Memorial Reflecting Pool controversy
Freshly renovated for July 4 and America 250, the Lincoln Memorial Reflecting Pool is back behind fences amid algae blooms, peeling “American Flag Blue” coating and a vandalism probe with ...
https://abc45.com/news/nation-world/lincoln-memorial-reflecting-pool-renovation-vandalism-algae-trump-america-250-july-4-investigation
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7 days ago
dude puts the yank in yankee doodle
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Really feels like the AI bubble is starting to pop
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Justice Neil Gorsuch has appeared on her show multiple times and most recently to promote his children’s book.
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New York City voters seemed energized by victories from Brad Lander, Darializa Chevalier, and Claire Lopez. But in this small diner roughly 75 miles outside of Topeka, news of the results was not welcomed as warmly
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I saw this reported on Algae-Zeera
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Sealant Team Six guarding our vulnerable shores against Algae-Qeada, Algaetifa. And Algae Sharpton.
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Waits on Father’s for a “signature required” FedEx delivery. Finally has to walk the dogs and decides to just walk them around the block for 10 minutes. Receives text. Every fucking time. 🙄
12 days ago
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Lionel Messi 😳
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What an ending 😮💨from
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Am I the only one that has a dog that brushes up against shrubs and bushes to pet themselves, while out on a walk?
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And there it is
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Iran declares the Strait of Hormuz closed again after US lifts blockade
Iran re-closed the Strait of Hormuz Friday, citing Israel’s refusal to leave Lebanon and US forces’ ongoing presence in the region.
https://nypost.com/2026/06/19/world-news/iran-declares-the-strait-of-hormuz-closed-again-after-us-lifts-blockade/
16 days ago
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These two are gonna need to make a little room 😒
16 days ago
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Wow, I wasn’t even aware of this.
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on the DC Mayoral race.
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DC is getting its own democratic socialist mayor
Trump said last week that he "won't put up with it" if Janeese Lewis George becomes mayor and threatened a federal takeover of the city.
https://open.substack.com/pub/laurabassett/p/dc-is-getting-its-own-democratic?r=fi1no&utm_medium=ios
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The reflecting pool looks like the aftermath of frogs in a blender.
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Rubio sure has been pretty quiet on this Iran/US Memo of Understanding. He knows it’s crap, and he’s considering a 2028 run.
18 days ago
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Jon Ossoff looks to be facing Republican Mike Collins for the Senate. He was probably one of the most corrosive and racist congressman in the House. Let’s see how Georgia has progressed or declined.
18 days ago
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99 degrees in Beaverton, Oregon 🥵
19 days ago
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An Americans wonder why Europeans find them arrogant
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20 days ago
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I will guarantee you any US backed “reconstruction” efforts in Iran will involve Jared Kushner and Trump family shell companies.
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20 days ago
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It’s approaching 10 PM here in Beaverton, Oregon and it’s still 80° out 🥵
20 days ago
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Come for the elephant pee, stay for inflatable Elon moobs. The
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“things that made me laugh this week” version of the Nightcap Newsletter has dropped.
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Things that made me laugh this week - 6/14/26
A double rainbow appeared at the Kennedy Center on Friday right before Trump's name was chiseled off another man's memorial
https://open.substack.com/pub/laurabassett/p/things-that-made-me-laugh-this-week-2a4?utm_source=direct
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Am I the only one who finds it odd that out of the four Fox soccer game analysts for the World Cup, only one is American and it’s a MAGA and Heritage Foundation guy (Alexi Lalas)
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Damn. He’s been too centrist for my taste, but this is encouraging.
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25 days ago
Just clip this and run it as an ad
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Ding Dong… the
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Man, as a World Cup fanatic this hits hard. Laura‘s
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latest dispatch as she settles into Brazil is a must read. Her writing is becoming more prolific, so it’s a great time to become a paid subscriber.
www.laura-bassett.com/p/us-is-deli...
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U.S. is deliberately fumbling the World Cup
Locking fans, team staffers and even referees out of the country for the biggest sporting event in the world is embarrassing, insulting, and financially stupid.
https://www.laura-bassett.com/p/us-is-deliberately-fumbling-the-world
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“The search implies that if Paramount Skydance's deal with Warner Bros. Discovery goes through, Weiss would oversee all news editorial across both CBS News and CNN.”
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Faux bending reality as usual 🙄
26 days ago
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Unless he’s now a vampire, he is sundowning at a rapid pace.
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