memphis, texas

You may have been told that Eurovision is all songs about Love and Peace and that is true! Sometimes that looks different depending on the country. Here's Iceland's Hatari with "Hatrið Mun Sigra" or "Hate Will Prevail" from 2019. They were more right than they could know youtu.be/kTb69WkBbvs?...

Needs to google him.

every warning light on his dashboard is blazing

>>> technicians shooting rivets at 6am on a monday morning

The definitive millennial song is clearly legend_of_zelda_System_of_a_down(1).mp3

2017 national champions

this graduation speech moment is notable, and her amazed shock at having failed to read the room feels instructive. when you're inside the bubble, you think everybody else is. but everybody isn't.

Surely they've suffered enough?

my nutcracker collection just got a huge upgrade

Breakfast In Bed Served To Mom Who Just Got Eaten Out https://theonion.com/breakfast-in-bed-served-to-mom-who-just-got-eaten-out-1819574958/

okc, more like really good c

happy birthday to john brown.

Happy birthday to John Brown, who knew exactly how to handle the south’s “Peculiar Institution”

this is #2 on the list behind oceangate of “quickest ways to be turned into pink paste”

when i show up in your mentions

this headline really just kept going…

do any religious texts mention golden idols anywhere

everything sucks right now… except for tonight’s sunset

Nothing can prepare you for who's singing this National Anthem (via lpaulfranklin / TT)

fuck greg abbott and everyone who ever voted for him

wtf

i saw dr. simi in nogales last year!

exclusive: mother-in-law’s dog, lucy, was up to no good on cinco de mayo

Add him to the Philly news interview pantheon

Councilmember Charlie Miranda bringing... 🔥🔥🔥🔥

star wars day: the day all crime is legal

Best I could do.

9:31 AM and I am hearing the words "stick around for the magic show at 1:00 here at the Cracker Barrel Fan Stage!" I did not sleep well enough last night to graciously accept the bounty of experiences at NASCAR.

It is 9:55 AM. The stage host is now having the crowd yell CRACKER! BARREL! while AC/DC's Thunderstruck plays in the background.

"there are no strings on me" is an incredible sign

Tears every time.

*unofficial

2026 Kentucky Derby results: 1. 🐎 2. 🐎 3. 🐎 4. 🐎 5. 🐎 6. 🐎 7. 🐎 8. 🐎 9. 🐎 10. 🐎 11. 🐎 12. 🐎 13. 🐎 14. 🐎 15. 🐎 16. 🐎 17. 🐎 18. 🐎

enjoy it now before vox media throws it into a fire www.sbnation.com/lookit/2015/...

it’s that time of year when i desperately search for the article from @tolecover.bsky.social about a horse writing a blog

i’m sorry, sir. i’m gonna have to ask you to leave unless you can show me that your HOA fees are in good standing.

free comic book day: the day all crime is legal

a ballroom has a core strategic weakness: the man in the back saying “everyone attack”

i guess arian foster was built different

lol oregon 🐕🐕🐕

Well done sir, they're calling it your best interview yet

Monthly to donate a total of $400 for each Baylor football Big 12 championship (3) and TCU football Big 12 championship (0).

"He beat Ethiopia’s Yomif Kejelcha, who was running his first marathon and finished in 1:59.41" WHAT THE FUCK https://apnews.com/article/marathon-record-sawe-london-under-two-hours-8481a99809f19e0dd2cafca36bd3676a

Everyone survives White House Correspondents' Association dinner: defector.com/everyone-sur...