Just seen a pic of Gareth Bale playing for Spurs the second time at Marine, in the cup, which was also the scene of one of my fave footballer’s being dicks (complimentary) moments.

He’s so happy with cats

The problem with getting into knitting AND being someone who has an almost synesthetic love of colour is that I want ALL the yarn, all of it. Just let me roll around in all the delicious colours.

Hey everyone I found a piece of news today that isn't bad: english.kyodonews.net/articles/-/6... #CatSky

Today, Co-Star is Gollum

In a slightly pompous version of “I can’t believe Easter eggs are available already”, I can’t believe they’ve released RA Summer Exhibition tickets already, wtf?!

Look at these bad bitches

Up there with shoebills as one of the Best Birds©️

While this blog uses an annoying buzzword and is categorised under parenting, something I have zero interest in or need for, the first part of it is very good and says what needs saying about every day tech www.thecut.com/article/broo...

Honestly thought the Thomas Frank Arsenal cup pic was fake 🥴

Oh Leeds

You know how teams often have a similar look about their players? Leeds seem to be the team of glossy black curly curtains.

Turned over the literal second that Anthony scored and wow!

I hope the football gods understand that this isn’t gloating but what a funny evening of football.

Look at these bad bitches

Harry Wilson is That Guy

Booooooooooooooooo

We love to see it [Cucurella getting a red]

Lads

I like Gary and I'm happy he's finally got a coaching job, it was getting embarrassing watching him doing pundit jobs (which he was good at!) while basically begging for a club to hire him.

I like my men like I like my yarn

Behold: a stripe!

Dad, dad, dad, dad, dad…

Got a lot of affection for MTV. I remember going to a party when I was maybe 7/8 in, I think, a bowling alley or similar, and there was a huge screen and I watched it for a while before being like OMG IT'S MTV! It was so exciting.

This is really, really great. wantmymtv.vercel.app

Turns out the Peptobismol ad was directed by Anthea Benton, who also did the Levi’s Creek ad and the Back for Good video, and loads of other stuff. SO NOW YOU KNOW. freshfilmprod.com/talent/anthe...

yep right here

I don't know anything about D. H. Lawrence's writing, but his delivery company is a joke.

It’s a cruel joke that they keep scheduling Seb Hutchinson to commentate on Forest, who have a player called Hutchinson, so he spends much of the game yelling his own name.

The best birb

In a company talk where they’re on about “consolidators” and coupled with seeing Rosenior all over social media I’ve now got a massive Liquidator earworm.

Gary O’Neil to Strasbourg. The managerial merry-go-round is incredible 😚👌🏼

NO SNOW PLEASE I’M NOT AT HOME

This is so cute, he’s so lovely 🥹

Got a Teams message from someone across the office complimenting my sweater

Yo, Spurs fans…

Dad, dad, dad, dad, dad…

So then I says to Mable, I says

Just think Rosenior to Chelsea is a shame ¯\_(ツ)_/¯ Also his wiki hasn’t been updated yet! Which surprises me!

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Someone’s just got on the train and smells like 90s Body Shop

If there is mine are a shoo in 🫠

Sorry to correct something that doesn’t really matter but it’s doing my head in whenever I see this that I missed commas, because it should be “plugs, obviously, make me etc.” not that those things “obviously make me proud…”

Try this one weird trick to become smoking hot and stress free* *get sacked by Manchester United Football Club (thank you @christinamcmc.bsky.social for alerting me to this)

“why are you still on twitter” -> whiny, makes you sound like a scold “oh you post on the pedophile app” -> makes them sound like a pedophile

Cannot tell you how quickly I'd buy this if I was skinny www.etsy.com/uk/listing/1...

Very funny they included the Head Coach bit right from the top