I don't know anything about D. H. Lawrence's writing, but his delivery company is a joke.

It’s a cruel joke that they keep scheduling Seb Hutchinson to commentate on Forest, who have a player called Hutchinson, so he spends much of the game yelling his own name.

The best birb

In a company talk where they’re on about “consolidators” and coupled with seeing Rosenior all over social media I’ve now got a massive Liquidator earworm.

Gary O’Neil to Strasbourg. The managerial merry-go-round is incredible 😚👌🏼

NO SNOW PLEASE I’M NOT AT HOME

This is so cute, he’s so lovely 🥹

Got a Teams message from someone across the office complimenting my sweater

Yo, Spurs fans…

Dad, dad, dad, dad, dad…

So then I says to Mable, I says

Just think Rosenior to Chelsea is a shame ¯\_(ツ)_/¯ Also his wiki hasn’t been updated yet! Which surprises me!

❄️❄️❄️❄️❄️

Someone’s just got on the train and smells like 90s Body Shop

If there is mine are a shoo in 🫠

Sorry to correct something that doesn’t really matter but it’s doing my head in whenever I see this that I missed commas, because it should be “plugs, obviously, make me etc.” not that those things “obviously make me proud…”

Try this one weird trick to become smoking hot and stress free* *get sacked by Manchester United Football Club (thank you @christinamcmc.bsky.social for alerting me to this)

“why are you still on twitter” -> whiny, makes you sound like a scold “oh you post on the pedophile app” -> makes them sound like a pedophile

Cannot tell you how quickly I'd buy this if I was skinny www.etsy.com/uk/listing/1...

Very funny they included the Head Coach bit right from the top

“What is the charge? A dictatorship? A succulent socialist dictatorship?”

Extremely confused by this as I thought he was dead and then I realised I was thinking of Ray Liotta.

Martin O'Neill just another guy reluctantly coming back to work at the start of January after a couple of weeks off

Ooop

I will reiterate that if you are an independent journo/hobbyist I will happily set up your ghost install and host it for a few quid above cost price. You set up your own stripe and mailgun accounts, and you get to keep ALL your revenue. And post migration from wordpress/substack is pretty easy.

Alright. I know I said I wouldn’t but…. It’s not Grok in and of itself that’s doing anything wrong, it’s the people using it asking it to do revolting shit. Can generative AI have hard stops in to prevent certain things? I genuinely don’t know, if yes then they need implementing, obviously

"I wish my new wool would hurry up and arrive" is not a feeling I had on my 2026 bingo card but here we are

I like my men like I like my yarn

This, the lads with folding chairs, Manchester on NYE and plugs obviously make me proud to be British.

Someone has put up a little blue plaque on that Cheltenham corner of that viral video of people dancing in the street to Vengaboys

The middle aged version of seeing people going back to their rich parents homes at Christmas is seeing how many people have had the whole two week Christmas period off. Some of us worked last week too!

Can we all take a moment for Odessa A’zion at the Critics Choice Awards last night please

This feels @okwonga.bsky.social coded

I’m not sure being a commentator qualifies you to manage a football team?

Maresca, Amorim, men are too emotional to manage football teams ¯\_(ツ)_/¯

For all the issues I have with Manchester United I must thank them for the timing of this when everyone is miserable and cold and back at work.

Press conferences preceding unfortunate events

He is FREE 🙏🏼

I think partly it's because it reminds me, obviously of Morgan le Fay, about whom I know little but who seems cool. Sunderland certainly have some Arthurian power going on this season that's for sure.

“Enzo le Fée” is my favourite name in the league this season, I think

Can you imagine if a Muslim politician said that their Islamic faith showed them "it's right to [curb rights of some kind]" or mentioned Allah as a guiding force?

magical

Good morning, I had a thought about Grok earlier, then I forgot what my point was, so have a look at this adorable toddler kitchen instead, it's much more enriching.

I Don’t Know Why I’m Still Up When I’m Working Tomorrow: A Memoir

“Enzo le Fée” is my favourite name in the league this season, I think

Igor Thiago and his 17 points on my FPL bench 😭

It’s so fucking cold!

Stay humble babe x