Mark Goodier describing Mmm Mmm Mmm Mmm, a song that has slightly kooky lyrics but is otherwise a fairly standard pop song, as “one of the most bizarre records of recent times” #TOTP

I don’t often use the overextended word “iconic”, but as the adage goes, there are a hundred thousand songs about falling in love, but there’s only one song about the boys being back in town. musically, lyrically, & sonically perfect, it’s as good as rock n roll gets.

Can never decide which Temptation is the best Temptation of the 80s #TOTP

This was fun www.bbc.co.uk/sport/footba...

oh! they got this all screwed up!

Marco Rose coming to the Premier League?

Glamorous cuck chair

I’ve had an meal

Semi-nude in a hotel room in the afternoon, watching Law & Order? Now that’s classic @emilyoram.bsky.social behaviour 😎

I’m so sorry for both the X screenshot (though it’s actually insta) and for mentioning *him* but this has made me laugh and laugh and laugh.

Eating an M&S lemon drizzle muffin and thinking about Ru Paul x

Going to Co-Op live to see the Prodigy and spread some bad juju over the Etihad, Spidey style, out of my cannon 🧙🏼‍♀️

Oh lord Alex Manninger. RIP

Avanti West Coast can eat shit

I don’t even really like discord but I’m emily_oram on there and _emilyoram on insta. Special people already have my number 😌

May I recommend being off work and still in bed to deal with Bsky being down.

Jonathan Ta’s full name is Jonathan Thank You.

We’re the Colin Robinson of football

The release of Raiders of the Lost Ark (1981) is at the exact center between when the movie is set (1936) and TODAY.

Yes thank you DuckDuckGo I am indeed a dog

"Scotland" by palette knife painter Georgia Hart

Arda Güler’s good isn’t he

Good lord Neuer

Not ashamed to admit I just yelped in joy at seeing a new Portillo Great Railway Journeys in JAPAN.

Sometimes when my glasses, which are varifocals, slip down my nose it makes my phone look curved and it’s a really weird experience.

i have seen a few people share this, not just on bluesky, so just an FYI: the money for this goes to SUTR, a front campaign for the SWP

Amazing Vinted find

This both made me want to vom and is also extremely compelling and would be such a blessing.

*long, hard look to camera, eye contact unwavering* SAME

If you're seeing me on the timeline more than normal, or at shorter intervals perhaps, it's because I need to get a piece of work done before I log off tonight as I'm off for the rest of the week.

When I was a kid, and later let's be honest, I would buy a pencil and a rubber from every attraction or museum I went to.

Please, give me the worms, they've got to be better than hayfever

Oh HELL YEAH

This is an especially good episode shows.acast.com/68f741573f3d...

*sees Nicole at my bedside* “Good night!”

Drinking with a film star in a piano bar in New York :)

Been struggling with podcasts lately because I've gone through all my subs and regulars and basically listened to everything, but I've enjoyed these two pseudocidepodcast.com/episodes/

THE POLLEN TODAY IS GOING TO KILL ME

Milk off 😔 Had to go and get new milk 😔Also got pain au chocolat 😌

Please see me from across the room 🙏🏼

Thank you Apple 90s Summer Playlist 🙏🏼 music.apple.com/gb/album/but...

Don’t think I’ve ever watched a game that needs to just be stopped more than this, players have given up, crowd’s given up, even Jon Champion can’t be arsed anymore.

Marquinhos looked like he was going to burst a blood vessel celebrating that tackle

This is Marlin. He has the hiccups. Would appreciate treats and cuddles during this trying time. 12/10 (TT: marlinthegolden0)

PSG’s kit 🥵

Saw the 97 tifo at Anfield and realised the anniversary is tomorrow and honestly I’m like a Tiny Tears, instant sobbing. Don’t think I’ll ever not crumble and it’s not even my team, can’t imagine how it feels if it is ❤️

Gabby Logan is wearing an *outstanding* coat on Prime right now.

About to cast on 124 stitches on 3.5mm needles. Pray for Mojo.