Not trying to be controversial when I say that I think the whole Venezuela deal stinks and is bad.

Ok, let’s go.

Hey, if you're one of these men using A.I. to undress pictures of women w/o their consent, you should absolutely be embarrassed. For real, feel ashamed. Just bc it's available tech & other ppl are doing it doesn't make it good & cool & eDgY. And you know it. Cut that shit out.

Me (to recently-curled monkey's paw): ... Ok, but not *these* precedented times.

It isn't hypocritical to condemn dictators *and* the extralegal bombing and violation of sovereign nations at the same time.

NO WAR. FULL STOP. Trump has already launched an unconstitutional war for oil. We’re organizing now. Join us TODAY for a protest sign–making party at campaign HQ as we prepare for the larger Emergency Day of Action downtown opposing war on Venezuela. 🕝 2:30–3:30 PM 📍 7016 N Clark St, Rogers Park

They’re gonna have to excavate a new, worse Hell under the current one for him and his cronies.

Thinking about Hunter Thompson today

another morning when it’s an existentially shameful thing to be an american huh

@schumer.senate.gov @hakeem-jeffries.bsky.social @schiff.senate.gov @repluzrivas.bsky.social @padilla.senate.gov If the bombing of a sovereign nation & the kidnapping of its head of state aren't grounds for impeachment, conviction & criminal prosecution, then what the hell is?

like not to be Fox Mulder on main but now’s the time to delete your Twitter and unplug your Alexa and Ring Cam

You have to go through Congress for anything resembling this type of war. Round up Massie and Paul types and have him removed. The people in this administration are on actual drugs and have insatiable bloodlust and bespoke mental illnesses. He has to go, and everybody with him.

In our name, with our money, ostensibly for oil, but mostly because we have a president who's addicted to power and attention and needs to deflect from being friends with the world’s most famous pedophile. Shame on these fucking monsters who run my country. They need out.

If the United States is responsible for the attacks on Venezuela, this is an unconstitutional cover-up of a secret war & of Trump mass murdering Venezuelans. In that case, impeachment, conviction and removal is not enough. Trump and his enablers must be prosecuted & punished in a New York Nuremberg

I just asked u what time it was, jeez man ...

Who’s up récherching their temps perdu? #proustmaxing #GAINS #2026newyearnewyou

They've started replacing the "welcome to the borough" signs so they say Mayor Zohran Kwame Mamdani instead of Mayor Adams.

I am in Paris where it is no longer 2025.

RIP king (1954-2025)

inside of you are two bobs

i'm stupid. put me in the ny times.

chat i’m daydrinking somebody take my phone

went to the louvre, the mona lisa is so worth the wait

This is true and I was the only one on set excited about it (and playing the song on my phone to blank stares)

Of all the dirty tricks: juking USPS rules so that the postmark of mail-in ballots won't reflect the date they were put in the hands of the Postal Service, creating a pretext to throw out the votes.

HARRY TRUMAN DORIS DAY RED

That was the day I realized I wasn’t Avatar … I was *The* Vatar.

Welcome to #JOVEMBRUARCH, the pocket-dimension month that fits neatly into the last week of December! (Today is both the first and blorteenth day of the month)

It’s not a depressive episode, it’s

why in the FUCK would i want that

Kate McCallister couldn’t get a flight back to Chicago from Paris bc Dulles was shut down bc DIE HARD 2 was happening

I realize it’s an alien concept to The Dersh but saying nothing remains free.

You just know that when John McClane became a national hero for rescuing the hostages, those two 911 dispatchers were like “that guy’s a fkn dick.”

Tidings of comfort *and* joy? In this economy?

There’s a scene in The Zone of Interest where some guys come over to the Hoss residence to pitch him on the installation of a new automated system for a crematorium that would speed up the exterminations, kind of like Prime I guess

ACAB includes an instrument of the state using extralegal violence to protect corporate property and thwart the efforts of anticapitalists, while restoring a child killer’s confidence to commit murder, and his corp exec wife who assaults the press.

It’s always the ones you suspect

Greetings human friends

Mind bogglingly catastrophic for society that Fred Trump convinced his insecure little boy that showbiz was for queers

Erika Kirk telling the crowd death is sad

Tonight Jane Fonda and the Committee for the First Amendment issued this statement asking: "Is Paramount, once again, kowtowing to appease the president, as its owner seeks administration approval to further expand his media empire with a hostile takeover of Warner Brothers Discovery?"

The B52s: 🎵GYRATE TILL YOU'VE HAD YOUR FILL! JUST LIKE A PNEUMATIC DRILL! DON'T LET IT GO DOWN THE DRAIN, YOU BETTER HOP ON THE COSMIC WAGON TRAIN!🎵 13 Year Old Me: Exactly.

If the season and inflation hasn't completely fleeced you, someone has set up a Go Fund Me for PJ's widow and children. www.gofundme.com/f/supporting...

Now seems like a swell time to point out that Frontline just released this excellent 11-minute mini-documentary about what happened inside CECOT.

The Year Without a Wanderlust