vampire kool-aid man asking permission to bust thru the wall

New A$AP record whips youtu.be/dteNMCNSczE?...

look he's seen the polling, this is not a statement about what's effective, it's a statement about what they want to be committed to doing with power should they win. if they run on opposing ICE then they'll have to actually oppose ICE. this is ideology masquerading as electoral strategy

Island Burgers and Shakes, 9th Ave, Hell’s Kitchen, NY. It’s gonna take me a minute to gather my thoughts, because I’m Prousting like crazy just thinking about it.

Polish poster for POINT BLANK (1967) Starring Lee Marvin Directed by John Boorman - BOTD in 1933

"What if the military comes?" The work continues. "What if the military turns on ICE and joins with the People?" The work continues. "What if the military sides with ICE and oppresses the People?" The work continues.

I saw the best minds of my generation destroyed by GESTURES BROADLY AT EVERYTHING

The US committed misappropriation of sovereign assets and money laundering by illegally selling $500M of Venezuela’s oil and depositing the proceeds in Qatar to evade international courts.

Welcome Back Brett Ratner!

Nicholas Gray, founder of Gray’s Papaya: Did you order the new window sign? Employee: Yeah boss, insanely horny just like you asked for Gray: what

Disgusted. Drinkable water is a precious resource, you guys should use piss.

Camus: One must imagine Sisyphus happy. Sisyphus:

Knowing of his fondness for the medium, I've just sent @schumer.senate.gov a sternly-worded letter of my own.

If you work for ice please understand that your kids will laugh at a character based on you dying in an action movie before the end of the decade. They’ll be in movies for really little kids. Like Phineas and Ferb shit. There will be an action figure of you with a detachable head

The single best screenwriting in the entire saga is this 45-second scene that takes them from strangers to cemented best friends (and more, we all know) with room for desperation, thrill, joy, laughs, and about sixteen quotable lines.

Your shit uncle watching this footage like George C. Scott in “Hardcore”

The best temperature is “sweatshirt at the beach” send skeet

Insane metric I just unearthed: SINNERS didn't drop out of the weekly box office top 20 FOR SEVEN MONTHS. (It was on streaming/physical for 4 of those months, and STILL, ppl showed up to theaters) Man, what this says about how & where people want to experience these things.

I literally drove 50 miles to see TENET at a drive-in in the pandemic bc it was the closest place it was playing. And I live in Los Angeles.

Cool. Hey, did you know it took Sinners SEVEN MONTHS to fall out of the weekly box office top 20? Four of those months while it was already available on streaming and physical. People want to see movies *IN THE MOVIES*. But hey, I know how you hate making money, Ted.

On November 16, 1974, the first intentional interstellar radio message is sent from Arecibo Observatory's radio telescope in Puerto Rico towards star cluster M13, the same day "Kung Fu Fighting and Other Great Love Songs" was released, so no, Carl Douglas, not *everybody* was kung fu fighting.

Casting a wide net with my first #LetterboxdFriday #LastFourWatched of the year.

When u shotgun all the Bonds, this is what @letterboxd.social gives you

What’s your favorite female/female friendship from a sitcom?

Had a prelim job interview today with an a.i. chatbot

Not one of her campaign events should end without her getting hit with a piss balloon.

Doomerism is just another flavor of compliance in advance

/3 Some people are convinced that it’s equally likely that Trump will, for instance, invoke the Insurrection Act and declare all midterm elections cancelled, or equally likely those things will work. This is commonly an emotional and performative stance rather than a fact-based one.

"There's a, uh, new zombie picture out, have you seen this? Have you seen this? '28 Years Later: The Bone Temple.' What is this, my marriage?"

“X must be held accountable. But I now have to ask, why are so many people still there? Why are MPs still posting there? Why are organs of the British government still using a site one of its own ministers just condemned in such clear moral and legal terms? Why are other governments?”

Sorry for being late to the zoom call, I was having trouble deciding which shirt best conveys "I'm the right candidate for this job also Minneapolis is living under martial law without the paperwork," anyway how were your holidays?

Ghost plates / patch swapping / mission-specific identities = covert ops / secret police

Arrest and prosecute Jonathan Ross for the murder of Renee Good.

It existed.

We're the only nation to ever use an atomic weapon against another nation, and there's been a war of adventure at least once per decade in my lifetime, so has this ever been in doubt?

I’m no branding expert, though I’ll do till the real thing gets here, but for my tuppence, rebranding with N*zi imagery isn’t really giving “we shall fight on the beaches,” y’know? (thank god the ol’ u s of a would never lose its bearings like that, amirite?)

Excellent instructional video pass it on

AOC: I want everybody to understand that the cuts to your health care are what’s paying for this. You get screwed over to pay a bunch of thugs in the street that are shooting mothers in the face.

Slightly diminish a band Daft Emo

Harry pivoting his usual kvetch about Sally taking forever to order into an endearing pitch to make her look good on the fix-up double date.

Every time I wanna try a new look that I’m worried I’m not cool enough to pull off, THIS is what I’m worried I’ll look like

The DOJ is more than three weeks late in delivering the Epstein Files. In those three weeks: - Trump declared himself acting President of Venezuela - ICE murdered a woman in Minnesota - Trump is preparing an invasion of a NATO ally - Trump initiated a criminal investigation of Fed Chair Powell

We just had a week that changed everything, including my view of impeachment. Before: Wait until 2027. Now: Embrace it in 2026 and hold hearing-like forums to spotlight the many articles of impeachment filed against Trump and his cabinet. My latest @thebulwark.com www.thebulwark.com/p/embracing-...

once again shoutout to every dipshit who insisted it was hysterical to talk about trump and white supremacy in the same breath www.rawstory.com/trump-267487...

Four ICE vehicles with matching counterfeit license plates were seen departing Terminal Island in Los Angeles today.