If you see this, QRT with a gif of your first anime

Jane Goodall, ethologist and conservationist, has died. She was 91

For more good movie advice, dm me

Neutrality in the face of oppression only helps the ratings

oh yeah, well over we outlawed beards in the army so …

Come near me wearing one of these I’m gonna yap nonstop about musical theater till this fucking thing lulls you to sleep every night by singing the entire original cast album of Jerome Robbins’ Broadway, bet on that.

hello world help! thank you The united States

Thinking about Vonnegut's HARRISON BERGERON, where Americans aren't allowed to be smarter, more physically adept or better looking than one another, and so the exceptional are handicapped to make the ordinary feel better about themselves. Anyway, here's wonderwall.

Post a fictional comedian who definitely would accept an invitation to the Riyadh Comedy Festival.

idk i thought hegseth sounded great

If there’s one thing that definitely works it’s mandating culture from the top down. And if you don’t believe that, well, I’m ordering you to

Meanwhile at the Riyadh comedy festival

All you have to do is move your little finger…

(extremely elton john voice)

Agent. AGENT. *AGENT!!*

"this is the zoidiac speaking"

Please go see ONE BATTLE AFTER ANOTHER this coming weekend (or see it again). It needs a good second weekend (and deserves one) if you want studios to keep spending real money on real movies.

bookended the weekend with big-screen showings of ONE BATTLE AFTER ANOTHER and GODZILLA -1

ladies and gentlemen, super bowl LX halftime performer benito antonio martinez "BAD BUNNY" ocasio ("nueva yol" increases)

It's Istanbul not

Pete Hegseth accidentally flipping a skateboard into his nuts on live TV

Short-form social media:

Me and my new follower

Whoever foisted this UI model on news outlets needs to spend some time getting their dick kicked in.w

"Tilly Norwood" can't consent to be a performer, and as such is a digital indentured servant (and unwitting scab) with no agency, and which demands no salary. Naturally, it's an agent and an executive's absolute wet dream. Never forget: A.I. doesn't take work away from actors. Humans do.

There is not one Hugh Jackman movie - not a single solitary one - that wouldn’t improve massively if you replaced him with Matt Berry. Not one.

Also: make a movie David Zaslav probably hates with David Zaslav's money.

You can tell we're a culture at a standstill bc HBO doesn't currently have a Nudie Show.

man these p0rnhub categories r getting super specific

The shooter in North Carolina today.

THEY SHOULD NOT, UNDER ANY CIRCUMSTANCES, REMAKE THE PRINCESS BRIDE EVER, I cannot overstate this. ... HOWEVER. If they *had* to remake The Princess Bride, here's who they definitively should cast: (1/14)

a guy and his uncle just wanted us to party and have fun and we ran them out of town on a rail for it.

It’s hard explaining to a kid right now that “one day you could grow up to be president” isn’t a savage putdown.

Chat: do you consider movies like HOT FUZZ or 21 JUMP STREET copaganda? Ofc they valorize their heroes & they exist in an ecosystem that burnished cops, but are they more dedicated to endorsing *cops* or *cop movies*, and is there even a difference? I’m open to discussion & genuinely wondering.

Sadly, people don't realize that when they allow one group to lose their civil rights - theirs will eventually be on the chopping block - sooner or later

(jason statham voice) coo ranch doree’oh

It’s really nice that in this shitpile year there have been three or four weekends where ppl have been reminded how ALIVE a good movie makes you feel.

In the Regina Hall of the Mountain Regina King, is this anything?

If YOU have beaten on, boats against the current, borne back ceaselessly into the past, you MAY be entitled to a financial settlement.

oh yeah well could a depressed person have letterboxd stats like these?

For once, I agree with Miller: sandbagging the 2016 election at the 11th hour is an unforgivable sin against democracy and (touches earpiece) oh disregard.

I never knew that I've been training for this for 35 years.

The moral of the story: Never count out a Gen-X Dad.

Updated, post-OBAA: 1. Hard Eight 1. Boogie Nights 1. Magnolia 1. Punch Drunk Love 1. There Will Be Blood 1. The Master 1. Inherent Vice 1. Phantom Thread 1. Licorice Pizza 1. One Battle After Another