Name your top 15 tv shows ever, gut instinct only: Cheers Golden Girls Columbo Terriers Parks & Rec Brooklyn Nine Nine The Good Place The Wire Chernobyl Cowboy Bebop The Simpsons The West Wing The State The Twilight Zone Arrested Development

Speech to text is a scam by, Big Comma to offload, overstock commas.

The Spencer Pratt support I’m seeing in my replies tells me that he’s polling incredibly strongly in LA neighborhoods like the OC, Boston, and Virginia.

There are so many entertainment industry people I want to see get work in LA before Spencer Pratt does.

🎶It’s so hard … To say goodbye … To Jeopardyyyyy-eeeeee”🎶

Unbranded ballcaps have an off-putting aura, idk why, they just do.

I've seen jokes wondering how Fremen dismount, since it's not like worms have brakes, but my question is how the hell did they get Lady Jessica's palanquin *on* the worm?

I have a parallel story to this, see if you can spot where our paths diverge: Last year, @jordanhirsch.net encouraged me to do #FAWM (February Album Writing Month where you write & post 14 songs in 28 days) to get out some half-ideas for songs which had been locked in my head for years. 1/7

republicans continue to erode as much of the democratic and representative system as possible. any reasonable response from the democrats or the left should be as scorched earth as possible. it’s a race to the bottom that should and can be won

The Voting Rights Act is essentially dead and it’s quite possible that we will, like when a similar SCOTUS gutted civil rights at the fall of Reconstruction, see a disappearance of much of the Black congressional representation, especially in the most heavily Black states, which are in the South.

Despite creating a billion-dollar franchise - with a new $200M budget Hollywood blockbuster launching in a month - the creator of He-Man's family were unable to afford his dementia and care facility costs, and had to setup a GoFundMe. Mattel gave $5,000.

Dudes are so into INTERSTELLAR bc Coop is always right, and never changes. He just goes on an adventure, cries, and wins, but nothing about leaving the literal solar system changes him at all.

Wait a minute, a gold-obsessed megalomaniac golf cheat threatening nuclear catastrophe and tanking the global economy, with a refrigerator box henchman to do his dirty work, hang on I've seen this one...

I'm not saying that "do you think he was referring to you?" wasn't a good comeback, but the way he laced into Norah O'Donnell for even asking is the exact reason that no self-respecting journalist with an ounce of solidarity should have accepted the WHCD invite in the first place.

Forget it, China, it's --

Whether it was real or fake, "and that's why we need a ballroom" is the least plausible human reaction to what happened.

I never thought I’d hold up Star Trek V as a font of originality, but if the shoe fits

(if this isn't the space for me, i'll gladly delete, but i've been feelin myself lately)

Changing warhorses mid-strait

“No it DOESN’T matter the raccoon was already dead, that’s not what makes it a weird thing to do.”

Disney Promises ‘Star Wars’ Fans A New Era Of Blind Stabs At What They Seemed To Like Before https://theonion.com/disney-promises-star-wars-fans-a-new-era-of-blind-stabs-at-what-they-seemed-to-like-before/

Pulitzer-worthy reporting here from Minnesota immigrant news @sahanjournal.bsky.social. 70+ children detained during Operation MetroSurge. 30 sent to Dilley. Two dozen held >20 days, a Flores violation. 7 still detained as of March 10. ~20 have been deported. sahanjournal.com/immigration/...

Cool, and the legislation that will similarly punish men will be introduced in oh it won’t be? how bout that

Just rewatched Armageddon (a movie I love comprised mainly of things I hate, but then, so's a hot dog), and for the first time it hit me: Every last character in this movie would have been at the Capitol on January 6th. Every last one.

WHAT IS THAT? THAT FREAKY THING?! (shut your mouth, that's our new queen)

(this post is about generative a.i.)

all I’m saying is they put Britney under a conservatorship for a lot less

As long as a celebrity's life rights are controlled by an estate that stands to financially benefit from showing them in a positive light, there will never be an intellectually honest biopic.

The Pro-Life Party Rides Again!

6.7.58 - 4.21.16

🎵SSSSSSSOMEBODY STOP ME! too close ... SSSSSSSOMEBODY STOP ME! to care ...🎵 - Stephen Sondheim's "THE MASK"

If I was on Subway Takes, I’d say that when they codified the term “Jump the Shark,” it made tv and movies gunshy about trying weird shit. I would take a hundred water skiing Fonzies over airless canon fidelity.

Whoever first added "the fuck" to a sentence genuinely killed.

I’d read a whole comics run or watch a whole streaming series about Young Magneto running down Nazis after the war.

choose yr fighter

Fig. 01: My tattoo of the "A" from the cover of "To the Five Boroughs" (where Mateo Pericoli's line drawing features my old apartment on South St.) Fig. 02: My tattoo of the classic bodega Anthora cup. Fig. 03: The Beastie Boys coffee cup that I just *had* to order bc it combines the two.

Trump orthodoxy is so hermetic that they need to believe this in order for *any* part of their belief system to function. It's the foundational delusion of the entire constellation of psychoses.

no stop don't give us all the facets of a functional society while you get to keep fidelity to a gameshow host and kid rock noooo stop ittttttt

HAPPY #SUPERMANDAY! My one bite at the Superman apple was writing JLU 45 & the scariest kid-safe thing I could think of was to nix his powers at the worst possible moment (an homage to the GI Joe cover that scared/thrilled the shit outta me as a kid) Thanks for having me over to play, Big Guy.

If hospitals have paid parking - and I’m not convinced they should or have to - then for the love of god MAKE IT FLAT RATE BC EXPECTING ME TO KEEP TRACK OF MY PARKING TICKET DURING A 9HR ER VISIT IS ADDING INSULT TO LITERAL INJURY Signed, Lost Ticket Pays Max at 5am in Burbank (i’m fine btw)

The kid will be matrilineally Jewish and patrilineally Thomas Pynchon character

🎶Getcha motor runnin’ … GET OUT ON THE HIGHWAY!🎶 Ok, first, why are you giving me orders, and second, how did you get in here?

So, let me see if I have this straight: After steadily losing the culture war, Marvel is trying to wind back the clock back to 2019 to have a better shot at a win … by rereleasing a movie about winding back the clock after losing a war to have a better shot at a win.

Man, the “fuck you, got mine” crowd is really out in full force this week.