Some inspiring words on cinema in the streaming era from the Pope. Yes, THAT Pope.

LA: ☔️ Everybody: Well, we needed it! Oh really? We "needed" it? You tell that to HER. You look her in the eye & tell her. Go on. She is NINETY-FIVE (people) YRS OLD, she's just beaten cancer for the 3RD TIME & she's MISERABLE. Her name's Mabel, btw, not that you bothered to ask. Pfft. Typical.

I've never doubted that Putin had kompromat on Краснов, but always wondered what it could possibly be to drive him to spend his sundowning golf years in the hardest job in the world. Not saying I 100% believe the emails, but ... ... yeah, that would do it.

Bill Clinton? The saxophonist on Arsenio?

I am furious I didn’t come up with this.

I don’t know what would constitute the best animated voice perfs of all time, but any list that doesn’t have Regina King’s Riley/Huey from Boondocks in the top 10, maybe top 5, is bullshit. (hon. mtns. for Witherspoon’s Granddad and Gary Anthony Williams’s Uncle Ruckus)

I have disabled the smart features that were in gmail and which you were probably scraping my data with to train A.I. Fuck you Google

"Well, what if there are *DEMOCRATS* on the list?" You're gonna ask me that this week? Come and fkn get 'em.

I would so much rather be disillusioned by finding out someone powerful whom I respected is on the Epstein List than for them to continue to be in a position of power.

Megyn Kelly spending her one wild and precious life helping child rapists move goalposts really tracks with my opinion of her before she started helping child rapists move goalposts.

Well, it's a little clearer now why billionaires are so invested in technology that produces better written emails.

You're at LMFAO I need you at Feat. Lauren Bennet and GoonRock

That's me in the corner That's me in the spotlight Oh, and that's me in Cabo last Christmas ... HONEY, WHAT WAS THE NAME OF THAT PLACE? THE PLACE WITH THE GOOD SANDWICHES

DECEMBER 2015?!?!

Pizzagate: If you replace the word “hot dog” with “little boy” and “pizza party” with “child sex orgy,” you will see the lengths these elites go to cover up their crimes. Real elite emails: Send me nude pictures of those 8th graders we abused last weekend post-haste! I am the Ambassador to Turkey.

Just for laughs...

The President Practiced Pedophelia the Right Way - Through the Safety of a Broker By Ezra Klein

Hercules: (beheads hydra) Hydra: (grows 2 new heads) Dems: THE NEW HYDRA HEADS ARE DISTRACTIONS plz donate 20 minae to my campaign NYT: In break w titanic norms, Hydra regenerates MSNBC: It’s actually *illegal* to regenerate Schumer: My office has sent this sternly worded scroll to the Hydra

This concentration camp was opened at Fort Bliss, the site of a former Japanese internment camp. It also cost over $1B in private contracts to build in a place meant to hold 1000 people. So, basically it’s a fascist grift. shorturl.at/qhuSc

RIP Sally Kirkland

My 16 yr old dog just beat cancer for the third time in three years and I love her and I’m relieved beyond belief she’s ok and she’s just trotting around the house now like

Paid a Colombian tea grower $1,500 for a shipment. Got billed $150 by the Trump administration at the border. *I* got billed. Not the tea growers. Not the Colombian government. Me. The American business owner. I paid the Trump tax.

If you’re of the generation who only knows the late Dame Diana Rigg as “Tell Cersei it was me,” I have got some fantastic and educational news for you.

Sydney Sweeney altering her physique, down to her eye color, to play a queer athlete while Katy O'Brian is RIGHT THERE in the movie is literally the Alpa Chino/Kirk Lazarus plot from TROPIC THUNDER.

Congrats @schumer.senate.gov, a masterclass in hardball.

Demand That Chuck Schumer Step Down As Minority Leader Sign the petition: c.org/c5PbGWk6hM (Change(dot)org will ask you to donate. You *do not* need to donate.)

I don’t believe that a two-party system is unsalvageable (granted, that may be due to a half-century of immersion in propaganda) but it needs two parties of integrity, willing to cooperate, negotiate, and fight for their ideals. When the parties are Capitulators vs. Nazis, of course it won’t work.

They caved in March so they could get a better deal now. They’re caving now so they can get a better deal in some indeterminate future. The better deal is always just beyond their reach, but continuing to cave will get them there. And if you don’t agree with that, you don’t understand Politics,

FIVE DAYS AFTER A WHOLEASS ELECTION BECAME A REPUDIATION OF A CRATERING SUNDOWNING TYRANT.

Flood the phones: (202) 224-3121 Tell Chuck Schumer to grow a spine and hold the line… There should be no deal that leaves working families behind.

DO NOT CAVE!

The wealthiest nation in the world can afford both to ease its citizens’ healthcare burdens *and* provide them with food security, and any elected official who disagrees needs to find out what the shitty end of election day feels like.

Caving on a deal that doesn’t fix health care is, and always has been, a giant betrayal of the American people. Hold the line. Save health care. I’m a NO on anything that doesn’t extend ACA subsidies.

Not enough of these guys fear hungry crowds.

Call the United States Capitol switchboard at (202) 224-3121 and they will connect you with your senator's office. If you're represented by one of the squishier centrists, be sure to make a call. Now.

Know this, @schumer.senate.gov — if you cave, we will not rest until you are primaried and wrested from your seat. When kids on SNAP aren’t being fed, we’re even more hungry for justice. New York has shown you the people’s power just days ago. You *could* join with us, still, and do the right thing.

dick durbin, a lifetime loser, will not let you leave a voicemail to his office outside of office hours, whether or not congress is in session.

Tech guys six months ago: haha yes we’re cutting all this WASTEFUL spending by eliminating medical research and USAID Tech guys now: yes I think taxpayers will be excited to bailout my non consensual pornography machine

See also: the Eat The Rich Trilogy (2019)

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she smiles and says, "I will always love you"