I'm listening to the song right now, it's a good 'un

Another scandal they're walking straight into.

Señor 🫡

I don’t have a whole lot of advice for people younger than me but the earlier in life you stop worrying about what other people will think and just wholeheartedly enjoy the stuff you like the happier you’ll be

Pop goes the weasel.

a new genre of photo in the last year is federal agents working for ICE pointing guns directly at photographers

Every time someone’s like “put that in the louvre,” my head now goes “and then steal it from the louvre, the security password is louvre”

1. About 30 years ago. 2. There are only so many ways you can design footwear. 3. Yes.

> "We are saying that progress is moving faster than older forecasts suggested," the Commission said. We're building a tower to the moon and they added loads of floors recently. We'll reach the moon faster than older forecasts. 🤡 Great work @krisshrishak.bsky.social www.rte.ie/news/busines...

Love this photo of Tom and @louisejameson.bsky.social What an iconic duo

Earthquake Prediction Flowchart xkcd.com/3165/

Listen, we didn't ask for a hot and sensitive Frankenstein monster but we certainly deserved one.

Disgusting if true

as the father of two young boys I can in fact confirm that, without washing, piss reeks quite a bit

While we're at it, why do we pay for a fire department when most houses don't even burn down.

i am going to write a mystery novel about a woman who posts on bsky that has to become an amateur sleuth so as to figure out what most of her replies mean

Had a great convo with an artist I know who’s looking for a way to help out. We talked about how there are images photogs often won’t share right now to avoid incriminating folks & talked about the possibility of trusted artists creating illustrations that don’t reveal people’s real world features.

predator is a slasher movie and arnold schwarzenegger is the final girl

literally every failing automaker tries this, and it never works

I don't know who 2 believe

Glasgow fought tuberculosis long after rates fell elsewhere in Britain. In 1957, the city launched a month-long mass X-ray drive—backed by a full media blitz. This ad appeared on the side of a tram. This image is from the Wellcome Collection, London. #Glasgow #Scotland #PublicHealth #TB #MedHist

Federal agents pepper-sprayed a 1-year-old in Cicero chicago.suntimes.com/immigration/...

DON'T TELL ME HOW TO LIVE MY LIFE

"save your anger for 2026" wait you think I'll run out in a year this is why I hate amateurs

WTF?

Train hero Samir Zitouni wakes in hospital and speaks to wife

It's so gloomy in here, I've had to put a light on

Someone had fun with the acronym

'Evening Quarters: The Lookout at Cannon Street Anti-Aircraft Station' (1917) by Ronald Gray (Imperial War Museums)

My gym is closed for the next two days for refurbishment so I cannot go again until Wednesday Very sad *lights candle* [sarcasm]

"Doing something outside" does not make it "performative" and I will die on this hill if enough people are there to watch me dying.

Chuck Schumer Helps Pull Democrats Back From Brink Of Courage

Gary Lineker: "This is the mistake the BBC makes. The BBC tries to appease the people that hate the BBC, rather than worrying about the people that love the BBC."

A family in North London has advertised for a tutor to teach their one (1) year old baby to become 'an English Gentleman' Salary: £180K a year So come on then, lads - what do you think are the quintessential things an English gent must learn? www.bbc.co.uk/news/article...

Ah, yes. The three genders. (From, of all things, my Bluetooth headphones' app!)

My two brothers are a union electrician and an Air Force veteran transit guy and we’ve all had actual “lifting shit” jobs, had guns waved at us, been in bar fights, and if any of us referred to ourselves as a “high testosterone male” the other two would drive them to the hospital for a consultation.

You cannot separate the current nightmare we now inhabit from the collapse/crisis in how rich, powerful middle-aged men perceive masculinity, especially their own insecurities.

Thought you’d all enjoy this folding paper fan that MrsH found while we were tidying our bedroom. I think it’s 1940s?

Glad that someone has finally taken responsibility for the appalling assault on democracy that was the Jan. 6 insurrection. Slightly confused that it's the Director-General of the BBC, but what do I know?

Me, giggling like a goblin, strapping myself into the BBC Boss chair, commissioning non-celeb sitcom & sketch show after another. High concept narrative comedies by women! 100 shows with writers rooms! Tell whatever celeb blokes are doing a travel show they can make their own way back from Bordeaux!

DG and News boss in shock double resignation

Evening sky.

“I want you to understand what it is like to live in Chicago during this time.” aphyr.com/posts/397-i-...

Jesus fucken Christ. I ordered some undercrackers, lads. Nothing came. No despatch email, no delivery confirmation, nothing. So today I check tracking online. Evri "delivered" them to my side garden (just chucked randomly). AND THEN THE FOXES THE FOXES (breathe) ATE MY FUCKEN PANTS

Worth remembering as ever that within the life time of most of our political class, the 'whacky' idea of abolishing landlordism was cross party consensus