Well, that was worth staying up for! JFC...what a game. And well done, England! Great work in that one. And thanks for no extra time so I can go to bed. #WorldCup

Oooof. Here we go. This is a crazy ass game. #WorldCup

OH...oh dear. Well, this is going to be an interesting 35 minutes. #WorldCup

Oh damn... #WorldCup

Holy shit, England!!! JFC. #WorldCup

Ok...who in the UK is up with me for this nonsense? #WorldCup

Oh...so kickoff is now at 0200? Well, shit. Guess I'm in for a penny... #WorldCup

Norway to Brazil: #WorldCup

Neymar, Jr...still trash after all these years. #WorldCup

All the punches are Haalanding! #WorldCup

I see that the Norway strategy of...Haaland Big has paid off yet again. 🇳🇴 🤘 #WorldCup

I bet this sounded better in the original German.

All the other teams in the World Cup: #WorldCup

10/10 No notes.

Once again...if you use a stutter step on a penalty kick, you are a douchebag. That's the rule. bsky.app/profile/wait...

I guess I have to support Norway here as the underdog. But I think they just got a penalty in the box so... #WorldCup

You'll NEVER in a 1000 years guess who this guy is comparing ICE victims to... lol Woo, brother. Never change, Blue Sky.

Are Ronaldo fans like…Dark Swifties? lol

That red card was absolute nonsense, though.

Imagine thinking that lying off your rape accuser really just means you are innocent and worried about the American justice system. GTFOH.

GEOGRAPHY QUIZ 🌎 Not great today. www.maptap.gg July 5 100🎯 85🎓 88🎉 84😁 70😂 Final score: 823

I have made the Ronaldo fans very very angry and I am HERE FOR IT, you weirdos!

There is nothing wrong with loving your country and loving the potential of your country. Patriotism doesn't have to equal nationalism. Letting the MAGA fuckwits define what patriotism is is a losing strategy.

Watching Paraguay play soccer is what I imagine watching basketball was like before there was a shot clock. Just really annoying. #WorldCup

Once again...someone brought Mitch McConnell back to life? On purpose?

Paraguay is a bunch of fucking clowns. Just despicable. #WorldCup

I don't want Paraguay to win. I also don't want France to win. #WorldCup

Happy bday, USA!! I love the US even as I hate its government and idiot supporters. No country is perfect (historically or currently) but the US has a lot of heart and holding to the ideals on which it was founded is true patriotism. I refuse to hate the US b/c of Trump; he's the one who sucks.

Caceres. LOL #WorldCup

Messi is just a good dude. And this is why if you are a Ronaldo fan, you are a piece of shit. I don't make the rules.

Well, in the Paraguay-France match, I am rooting for a meteor to hit the pitch. #WorldCup

So...is the de Fougerolles guy on the Canadian side playing for Morocco? Because his mistakes led directly to both Morocco goals. Ouch. #WorldCup

Elbows up, Canada! 🇨🇦 #WorldCup

They are using...volunteers from law enforcement for the firing squads in Idaho and, brother, those guys need to be removed from the police force and placed on a watch list. www.theguardian.com/us-news/2026...

The British announcer just mentioned the Houston rode-AY-o and I am dead. 💀 #WorldCup

"The organisers of a 1940s-themed event in Kidderminster, Bewdley, and Arley are 'disappointed' after German military outfits were banned by Severn Valley Railway (SVR) due to 'concerns' from visitors." Sorry you can't wear your Nazi shit, guys. LOL www.kidderminstershuttle.co.uk/news/2625122...

Fuck you, Larry.

Rarely does an author so very clearly provide the reason for the absolutely stupid words they wrote.

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The way I laughed at this...lol It's just perfect. The stupid oversized American flag (which certainly touch the ground) and the Lee Greenwood song. 10/10, no notes.

Happy 4th of July, everyone!

if the usmnt was made up of ten pulisic's i wouldn't be enjoying this run. but they aren't, they're pretty much made up of players with backgrounds that are the very targets of this fuck ass administration. of course i want those dudes to win.

I have really bad news about Belgium, kiddo. (This was a response about not rooting for the USA because USA bad. lol) #WorldCup

I feel really bad for the 18 year old Australian kid they sent up to take a penalty kick. The Australians ANZACed themselves. #WorldCup

Cmon Australia! #WorldCup

iVoid.

Is there anything more pathetic than...The Telegraph?

Happy Union Artillery Appreciation Day to all who celebrate!