Don’t let any lesbians see this, it poses a significant risk to their mental well-being.

I know everyone is already mad but I’ve never thought of the MVP as the “Statistically Highest Run Production Award” and would have voted based on feeling that Raleigh could stand in right field and probably get better offensively over the course of a season and Judge could never be a catcher.

Yes, absolutely, today was the perfect day for a Kennedy descendent to send me a text asking for money — no notes — perfection

Y’all, they are all like this. Find a new newspaper; the Times is a true propaganda rag that exists only to keep white liberals in line.

Landlords who violate housing law should have their property seized.

There are lots of people to blame for protecting Trump, intentionally or otherwise, but history's verdict re: Biden/Garland's manifest failure to hold Trump accountable in the four-years they had to do so should be absolutely brutal. Buchanan/Chamberlain-level indifference and incompetence.

It’s been pretty clear for a while but brought to rack focus today, that successful people are encouraged to view rape as a perk of success and a great many successful people need no encouragement at all.

CY SZN 🍾

The New York Times saw Claudine Gay as someone to hold accountable and Jeffrey Epstein as a source to nurture and protect. What a disgusting newspaper.

A Kennedy spamming me to ask for money might be my Joker moment

If you drop a door in my face when I’m right behind you I will remember it forever and it will be your defining characteristic.

Bingo. The whole line only ends up reinforcing the point that Diaz is way more than a “late-inning reliever”

My guy says "deep free agent market in late inning relievers" and "Ryan Helsley" in the same sentence.

Yapping WPBL and I even remembered to mute when I was chomping on Cheetos

In 2006 a high school English teacher asked students to write to a famous author & ask for advice. KURT VONNEGUT - born 103yrs ago today - was the only one to respond. His reply was a doozy.

Ah, I see it’s Go Fuck Yourself Kristen Gillibrand o’clock.

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All pitchers now required to pinky-swear that they tried their best.

The only way they know how to park

Plan A: abolish the Senate Plan B:

Everyone from a democracy outside the US is like “what do you mean they lied to your face and deeply betrayed their constituency and you have no choice but to wait up to 5 years to do anything about it?” Trash constitution.

Reminder that your senator probably still sucks even if they voted no because Senate Dems rotate around unpopular votes to protect whoever they think is vulnerable. That’s why they always magically have exactly enough to pass.

Every few weeks we gotta make posts like this”call your dem reps to tell them to not vote to allow Lord Killdude to shove people into a volcano” and then the dem reps go “we’ve made an amazing deal where Lord Killdude can have his volcano so long as he promises not to shove people into it”

This deal is so bad that Mookie Betts is somehow now with the Senate Republicans.

agreeing to make a terrible deal while your main opponent is quite literally being boo'd on live tv by an entire stadium of people is the kind of political instinct you'd normally only find in a 3 week old dead goldfish

“We will fight to the end for health insurance” “I’ll give you a definite maybe” “We won!” If NY had open primaries, I’d change my registration today.

Tonight was a reminder that the only way to stop fascism is by first dismantling the leaders of the democratic party. It was true in trump's first term, it was true under biden, it remains true now. *that* is why leftists put so much energy into criticizing them. Glad we've all caught up.

I don't think it's cowardice. I think that they are OK with what the GOP is doing. The sooner folks reconcile with this, the better.

A Dem senator had one (1) flight canceled and decided to give into Republican demands and re-open the government. That's exactly what happened.

If Senate Democrats were taking bribes from the GOP to lose on purpose, what would they be doing differently?

Dems backed Trump into a corner where he’s advocating for starving Americans and hemorrhaging support. If they vote to let him off the hook in exchange for nothing it’s a cataclysmic failure. I know people are in pain but insulating Republicans from political consequences is not the answer.

this is what making it through this year feels like

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Man, never stop fighting but do savor the wins when they come

GOP rapidly losing juice, like what do you mean you ended up in a lose-lose situation with Chuck Schumer???

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We don’t actually have to let them convert our water into fraud and charge us for the electricity

I feel like we have the opportunity to turn David Lynch's quote into this moment's "Keep Calm and Carry On" and it's a far better rallying cry too.

Nuremburg trials is the moderate position

New York electing its first Muslim mayor 24 years after 9/11 and rejecting the idiotic racism that would connect those events is actually a legit excuse for American triumphalism, but the people who say they love America the most hate all the best things about it.

Wake up, babe, new race science just dropped

Fuck Condé Nast. Also, someone hire all of these people and the Teen Vogue staff. Build a great, fearless media team. Report on the fascists relentlessly. We will subscribe. I will subscribe.

Are y’all ever embarrassed that you’re paying these people’s salaries?

feeling sorry for all the millionaires and billionaires who didn’t get to see this perfect NYC sunset because they fled the city forever today. 😞

each of them represents one of the five elements: Fire, Metal, Air, Water, and Anti-Trust.

FUN FACT: In 1998 alone, confirmed NYC subway commuter John Olerud posted a 7.6 WAR, more than double the total of John Rocker's entire career.

When they called the race,we were screaming and jumping like when Lindor hit that grand slam in the playoffs. Anyway, Mamdani, make the Mets win the World Series, thanks

A 34-year-old as a politician: My god he's like a baby. It's like they just elected an infant to be their mayor. A 34-year-old as an athlete: You have to admire the bravery of him attempting that dunk, knowing full well the grim reaper is right behind him.

My kids got to be a part of this 🥹🥹🥹