She thinks this is enough to mollify her constituents while she quietly votes for dozens of Trump nominees, continuing to do so even after the shooting. She’s a conniving liar who should be shamed until she leaves MN in better hands than hers.

No GKR on Opening Day absolutely SUCKS man

If I sign an email “best of luck” I better never hear from you again.

Leaving my house with the ‘don’t tread on me’ flag on it, putting on my mask and tactical gear, strapping on my weapon, and roaming the cities and towns that didn’t vote for my favorite candidate as an armed anonymous agent of the state kidnapping and shooting people who I don’t like the look of.

They should put him in wielding Ruben Tejada’s shattered femur

Love something in your life as much as the NYT loves Trump

This is what it's all about folks

The Mamdani Bump

Hochul is governing like someone who wants to win elections, refreshing.

This *is* me. The only meaningful difference between Renee and me is she was there and I’m here.

While you’re waiting for the Mets to do something, hit up my Walk Off Win for some amazing, mayor-endorsed Moroccan food: www.instagram.com/dar_lbahja_n...

Okay but now I’m imagining thousands of the country’s most ‘roided-out misogynists trudging through Greenland in winter and frankly I think we should let them cook.

One thing I've seen a lot of after Willson Contreras got traded was "he's very good with 2 outs and RISP," & he indeed was last year: .344/.408/.563 But the year before it was .100/.270/.200 In 23? .327./476/.551 In 22? .189/.362/.351 This is why it's not really seen as a repeatable skill.

one takeaway from the grok noncon porn thing is that much of the media just isn't interested in an issue they can't pretend has two sides or that doesn't give them an opportunity to shit on the left. Also it would be uncomfortable to justify remaining on twitter after acknowledging it

“I need 185,000 kids to die every year so 27 other kids get less excited about trains.” - RFK Jr between mouthfuls of raw yak meat

Sneezed while I was sitting in the front seat of a car, twisted around to talk to someone in the back and I strained an oblique. It hurt for two months and I was a spry 19.

This was always the problem with antiwar protestors, by the way: it’s not that they were wrong. If anything, it was too painfully obvious they were correct. The problem was: they are a lesser class of pig-people who were insulting and embarrassing our golden special boys, people who actually matter.

My whole life, advocating war has been fed to me as “the adult position,” akin to drinking your coffee black or reading the business section of the newspaper. Let’s be very clear — war is the childish nonsense of impulsive destructive idiots playing baby-brained video games with real human lives.

if you were in college during your first “No Blood For Oil” protest then now is a good time to discuss with your doctor which age-appropriate cancer screenings are right for you.

WOW!!!!!!!

Get that bag, Transit Museum. Best institution in the city, the Zohran tide lifting boats right and left

NEED

Reporting back on Jonah Tong's Maple Syrup Grilled Cheese situation. The bed head is a paid actor.

The NYC neurodivergent brand is OFF THE CHARTS right now

Our Queen ascends

When you’re on the Nice List Cc @christinamets15.bsky.social

Tis the season for bullying big businesses into giving you full refunds for shipping snafus.

MLB's tech regulation plans give itself full control over who can do business with baseball. And I learned an AI scouting firm — founded by the uncle of an exec in Rob Manfred’s inner circle — may win a bid. Team sources and antitrust experts told me it creates a conflict of interest. NEW from me:

We don’t have to live like this just because the most detestable people alive are leveraged up to their ears.

@gogosuprtoe.bsky.social random question, do you have a map or at least a vague description of your route visiting all the abandoned stations in Staten Island? My 11 year old wants to recreate your trip today but I’m nervous about my navigation skills.

Well, happy anniversary to one of the finest of festive exchanges

If the Mets were to trade David Peterson, then Francisco Lindor would become the longest tenured Met. If the Mets were to trade David Peterson *and* Francisco Lindor, then Brett Baty would become the longest tenured Met.

WATCH: Here's the segment CBS News pulled from "60 Minutes" last night

At least my Jeff McNeil as CF nightmare won’t come to pass

None of this is “good faith political debate,” and it’s not a coincidence that all these outlets are suddenly interested in the same “discussion” at the same time. Treating women’s humanity like a thought exercise makes it that much easier to legislate away

If the two drunkest 17 year olds on earth get it, anyone can

If you focus it all on the CIA, you’ll end up being right about at least 80% of it

I’m at the combination Pizza Hut and Kennedy Center.

Tag yourself, I’m the Bostoo Yook Yarters

What you said to your family: we’re moving in together What we say to each other: we’re merging our herb and spice cabinets

This is extremely important

I found out I couldn’t turn off Copilot in the Word web app and so now I literally never use the web app.

Rob Reiner: “Silence in the face of authoritarianism is complicity. Speaking out is a patriotic act. Democracy doesn’t defend itself. It requires participation, vigilance, and courage from ordinary people."

Every one of these guys is obsessed with AI because talent is the only thing they can’t buy.

At this point, taxing these clowns into oblivion should be considered a personal favor for their health.

Poured one out for the crossing guards this morning, but it froze before it hit the ground

Having neurodivergent kids in the winter is great until you run out of freezer space for their memento snow chunks

How does anyone hit a baseball