not true

It’s about time someone said it (other than me, I say it very frequently)

WORTH EVERY PENNY

My run of Dudes on @apodoftheirown.bsky.social is like peak Michael Jordan

LINDOR 30/30!!! Not only is it Dollars for Dingers home run number 34, that kicks in some bonus pledges too. 😁 #Mets #LFGM #MetsSky

Tonight may have sucked in pretty much every other way, but DOLLARS FOR DINGERS MADE IT TO $10K!!

RFK Jr.'s tenure has been one horrifying avoidable atrocity after another, driving our society backwards to an extent we might not recover from in my lifetime. But "autistic kids will never play baseball" is one of the most unintentionally hilarious things any politician has ever said

Tied in Staten Island 😂😂😂 Cuomo is toast

Never took Tylenol while pregnant, my autistic kid is organic

So was the rapture due EOD or what?

I took a Tylenol in 2012 and now I’m the person with flightradar out at Chicago Dogs games, announcing the destination and model of every plane that flies overhead

It couldn’t POSSIBLY be that being autistic is just a normal part of neurodiversity (albeit *sometimes* with some possible increase in co-occurring conditions). The problem is TOTALLY all of us, and NOT AT ALL a society that insists on clinging to ridiculous stigmas.

The thing is, being autistic doesn't need to be "stopped" or "cured" or further demonized. The entire conversation is wrong.

I love spending my Monday fighting with fake labubu sellers. Incredible use of my time and sanity.

Nothing makes me the joker faster than the Mets blowing the game before I’m even done getting my kids chicken fingers

We should be able to vote at the stadium to end the game right here

Baseball was a mistake

TODAY!!!

Mets in 6

“Don’t break someone’s heart, they only have one of those. Break their bones instead, they have 206 of those bad boys” - my daughter, age 8

To be fair, they did just pass the Bipartisan Everyone Has to Love Homophobes Or Go To Jail Act

Or else.

Tobacco companies should demand randomized placebo controlled trials to establish lung cancer risk

An old saying is that you can’t actually have all three.

🙃🙃🙃🙃🙃

Is “we’re so cooked” on the Bipartisan Language Permissions List?

Collaborators every one of them

Imagine being NH 😳

This is going to be so, so good and the cause is amazin’ 💜

Alonso and Soto are vying for Dollars for Dingers king for 2025! That's number 25.

The constant beating of a heart beneath your floorboards [ASMR to relax/study to LOOP 10 HOURS] - YouTube

From Wired a few weeks ago. A lot of the people who I was told for years were the adults in the room are being asked how they want to be remembered, and that answer is very clearly "cowards." www.wired.com/story/uncann...

The number of people who rode NYC’s subway on Monday is greater than the population of any other city in America

Ivy League Platform One Palestinian Challenge

Tonight's tribute to Robert Redford and his character Roy Hobbs from The Natural by the New York Mets tonight. This is so perfect. It’s cinema. Amazing work by @johndemarsico.bsky.social and his SNY team. (Video by John himself on Twitter) #LGM

Truly the loveliest human and a great parenting voice on Instagram

Mamas, don’t let your babies grow up to be catchers

It makes me emotional to see this performance of the anthem from someone who consistently uses her platform to speak out against injustice and oppression. Katia Lindor is such a treasure.

Wife guys 🙌

"They're politicians, what are they supposed to do? Literally fight in the streets?" Unashamed to say this made me cry.

the races for the third wild card spots right now are really telling me that there should not be more than one wild card spot

If hypothetically your catalytic converter had been stolen four times in six months, including three times since the beginning of August, even though you moved it around regularly, what would you do?

I love how work forced through Windows 11 update and now my laptop is largely unusable.

Reporters on the ground in Chicago are screaming to be heard over the false narrative that Pritzker defeated Trump there. PLEASE listen to them.

Am I a special kind of hormonal, or is Nolan McLean—King of the Mets Rotation™️—doing post-masterclass press while wearing a Jonah Tong shirt making everyone else feel things? I love our baby pitchers so much. 😭🧡💙 #Mets #LGM

This is going to be so, so good and the cause is amazin’ 💜

Our 2025 Dollars for Dingers raffle event is THIS SATURDAY! We can't wait to see you there. 💙🧡