Angels saw the Rockies and were like, "We can be performance art, as well"

MN Wild player Jon Merrill’s charity org released a statement 💕

Chris Long for a multitude of reasons is That Dude

New York’s smartest

Hey yall this is your chance to show the trans community you really are an ally and you're not just saying it for brownie points!! -Do not support ANY of this -JK Rowling has said on numerous occasions that her income goes DIRECTLY into anti-trans legislation in the UK -Seriously. NONE. Of it.

All 20 are going specifically because they want to and their reputations should be indelibly tied to every word Trump says. In a just world, they’d have to answer for it at every press event.

The media is BEGGING Trump to make it easier for them to propagandize for him.

the 'everything is so political' and 'everyone is so negative' comments are something else. I don't think anyone wanted this moment to be political -- but the men's team made it that. Accepting an invite to the SOTU made it that. www.huffpost.com/entry/jack-h...

Call me naive, but if I didn’t want to be political, I wouldn’t accept an invitation from a politician to a political event

astoria ❤️

All I’m saying is, everything is in its place and all is right with the world

It’s absolutely wild that the city is frozen solid, no cars, no commuter trains, but if I wanted to hop the A for a couple hours to the Rockaways, it’s not particularly difficult or dangerous. God bless the subway.

Continuing my one-man quest to gently suggest baseball follows for the new season. Chrystal here is wonderful, funny, self-deprecating and watches/writes about/podcasts White Sox baseball. She’s…she’s seen some sh t.

if i were canadian i would be absolutely homisidal right aboot now

We play baseball today! #LGM

The Supreme Court:

Tired: Ban sports gambling Wired: Nationalize DraftKings

American sports have become this weird paradox where the only acceptable result in leagues with 30-plus teams is "championship" while at the same time ownership groups have never cared less about winning. Their ultimate goal is real estate appreciation. Something's got to give

Incredible things happen when women are allowed to have fun

hockey:

Getting engaged to your girlfriend/fellow Olympian and sending the gold medal game to OT in the exact same Olympics is the world's biggest flex.

Mets announced their initial giveaway schedule, which includes several celebrating the 40th anniversary of the 1986 championship: 3/28: '86 WS ring 4/9: Gary Carter bobblehead 4/24: Jesse Orosco bobblehead 5/12: Mookie Wilson bobblehead 5/26: '86 T-shirt 7/12: '86 jersey 8/2: Ray Knight bobblehead

"free/cheap/non-toxic youth sports" feels like one of those skeleton keys that would have knock-on effects accidentally fix 100 unrelated things about America or, you know, even if it didn't, at least a bunch of kids would be able to have fun playing sports

MF leads with “but it’s my birthday” 😂😂😂 rot in shit, asshole.

It should be pretty easy at this point to know who is most definitely nowhere near capable of handling the responsibility of cleaning up after Trump.

Sorry to get radical but I don’t think it’s my job or yours to embrace, accept, understand - and certainly not to use - the thing being sold to us as AI. I don’t like any part of it, so I won’t. I’m missing out? Good, that’s what I want. You’re worried about me missing out? That’s fuckin weird, man.

There’s going to be Covid style shortages of cars, TVs and even washing machines and fridges, then job losses because assembly lines can’t source solid state memory, just so the stupidest person you know can state with 100% confidence a chatbot confirmed dinosaurs coexisted with humans.

Voting is the only political leverage you have, which is why you need to promise to give your vote to the first person who says he wants it with no questions asked

Suburban wine moms will really be like "you believe in voting? that pales in effectiveness to my strategy, firebombing a concentration camp" and then very effectively firebomb a concentration camp

If this were a movie you’d roll your eyes like “we get it they’re evil”. This country is in line for a serious reckoning.

He’d be belting along “on my best day” with the rest of us though. He’d start doing it for karaoke night

I would like to hear Johnny Weir and Tara Lipinski call a baseball game

I love how I low-key don’t actually answer half the questions 😂 but I sure do opine

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YESSSSSSS, huge win!!!

Another victory we have won with resiliency and relentlessness. Keep calling, folks. Keep the pressure on pols of both parties.

Good morning from the @mets.com content pipeline known as my skyline ATTENTION THERE ARE PUPPIES AT METS CAMP

Love drugging children so it’s easier to sell their labor.

Here’s a periodic reminder that MLB is full of shit. There aren’t rich teams and poor teams … just rich owners who spend on their teams and rich owners who don’t. And the latter will do anything they can to distract you from this fundamental truth.

Dr. Heimlich (of the maneuver) and then probably Ray Rice 😬

The great thing about ice dancing is that it’s the most corrupt sport on the planet so none of the numbers actually mean anything.

The number of people who list some form of "fact checking" as one of their primary educational uses of AI 😭

This is only untrue in that however cheesy and gross you’re imagining this is not nearly cheesy and gross enough. We’re talking extended eye-gazing on the regular, pet names, and worse.

He loves AI so much he had it fill out the rest of his sign for him

Reposting my roundup of the queerest stories from the first five days of the Olympics with a correction! It's free! Please read it!

sigh

Very bummed to report that I don't think my fractured hand bone is the hamate.