The most juiceless political party to ever do it

Lindsey Graham won’t see all your clever quips and dunks, because he’s dead and that’s honestly pretty funny so by all means carry on

The number of students who swear AI helps them understand complex topics is roughly equivalent to the number of students currently at risk of not graduating.

Breaking: Republican presidential wants worse Democrats

10 years from now, anyone who can put together two coherent sentences will be treated like the fucking Giver

The foundational lie of Trumpism (and I’m using that word precisely to refer to the ideology of intellectual types who defend him), from day one, has been the claim that good character is a “luxury belief” and nothing more than cover for the wealthy to punish the poor. This belief is evil.

So @mayor.nyc.gov, any fun plans to do something about this? These are from a single block in the Heights and I could find 50 more for you in five minutes if you decide to start treating this like a crime.

With all due respect to drivers without headlights on a grey, drizzly morning, I don’t think you should be allowed to drive with that much brain damage

I actually don’t care what the founding fathers would say about the present and I don’t think you should either

The Luddites were not beaten by technological progress. They were beaten because capitalists teamed up with the British crown to call up the largest domestic military occupation in the country’s history. The British government hung Luddites or shipped them to penal colonies in Australia

My autistic kid just turned off his *gaming PC* so y’all can live with the AC at 75

Travel teams below high school are a scam, but are really a way to play in leagues that don't have Black and brown kids. The destruction of traditional rec leagues was done for profit, but it was driven by white flight.

Once again, nothing is more predictive than a highly specific warning sign.

Don’t forget to leave a glass of milk and a blank check out tonight so Bobby Bonilla can pass over your house. It’s a #MetsSky mitzvah

Did I mention I need baseballs? ⚾️⚾️👀

📞NYC source request: has anyone here been on an MTA bus when agents came aboard to verify fare payment with their new hand-held scanners? If so, please give me a shout! [email protected] and on Signal at Wwimbish.07

If our "environmental protection" frameworks can stop an affordable housing project but can't stop a detention center or a highway expansion we really need to start talk about ripping things up root and branch.

The trans sports ban are almost completely an invention of the media, conservative and mainstream. it has been years of lies, of shoddy fact checking on just completely false conservative claims, years of phony concern trolling.

Gotta study long-term brain damage in catchers tbh

To be clear, people CAN be hospitalized for depression for several months but Rep. Kean WASN’T

Big win for the NY Times on trans rights today. They really got the hateful, dehumanizing outcome they've been working towards for so many years.

Bluesky's got the juice

Who wants to pop a Mets hat on this baby for me? You'll live in art history forever

Fix your hearts or die. You know how many of us joke that Pride month should be followed by Wrath? This year I feel a deep, burning fury towards all who use transgender lives as political propaganda. We are human beings. You cannot erase us. Happy Pride. Trans liberation at any cost. 🏳️‍🌈🏳️‍⚧️

Really, we should feel for Ezra. He's in a tough spot because if he let's it slip that he agrees entirely with Rufo's worldview, he might experience a consequence!

While Ezra Klein is clearly a greedy, hateful person, let’s not lose track of how stupid he is

me, intelligent, savvy: let's do the last thing Starmer did before he had to resign

Any decent society would put this man in jail.

He's really committed to the suit thing

Crisis averted! @davidlove26.bsky.social to the rescue!

Pride tragedy! We got stuck in traffic and missed the jersey giveaway at Citi Field 😭😭😭 if anyone got a spare, there’s a hand-beaded Mets bracelet in it for you! Please help a gay out 💙🧡💙🏳️‍🌈🏳️‍🌈🏳️‍🌈

the zohran thing is simple to me: he is asking and allowing new yorkers to be part of the larger community. it's not really that deep.

if you know the history of Haiti you will want to individually punch every tooth out of her mouth

I think there's actually a useful difference we can draw here. Namely: there is incrementalism that comes from pushing wherever possible (and with whatever levels possible) to make progress toward a maximalist demand, versus incrementalism that's positioned as an excuse for setting minor goals

It would be cool if they applied this same energy to winning elections against Republicans.

The new era of Mamdani politics is upon us

If you’re a centrist Dem who chases the popular poll-tested position, that’s not morally ideal but it’s preferable to centrists Dems who adamantly support a position on Israel that polls consistently show is unpopular while showing willingness to abandon trans people. That just makes you a bigot.

can’t believe a narcissist is being so publicly humiliated by a reflecting pool

I hope he's okay and also that I never have to watch him play baseball ever again.

Dems have to run on this hard. Do not let the RFK types try to spin what his own party just signed off on here. Actual Monsanto, the comic book villain of Adbusters days, was shielded from liability over poisoning Americans. I don't care if it's slopulism: this Supreme Court wants you dead.

Don’t look up Nimmo or Pete’s stats either. Just don’t look up.

Is Run Prevention in the room with us?

Whatever you do, don’t look up Marcus Semien’s contract

Just asking, how many prominent Dem officials made a statement about the Prairieland sentencings yesterday or today?

Build the whole team out of Huascar Brazobán

the lesson is not to come across like mamdani the lesson is to come across as sincere and authentic as yourself i say to no one in particular in los angeles