Is it possible to get both Best Buy's products wrong and the California tax code wrong in the same post? Yes, and I know just the guy who can do it.

Yoda to Obi-Wan's Force ghost, "No. There is another. And another. And another. And another. And another. And, you know what, there's another one too."

Pro-life Supreme Court

Sonic the Hedgehog

Black people certainly don't get any representation.

The Supreme Court says you can't prosecute him for official acts. But, how does personal stock trading qualify as official acts? And even so, his broker can also be prosecuted for conspiracy even if he's immune.

Cassidy was the deciding Senator moving RFK Jr.'s nomination. He's not some kind of great hero just because he voted to convict Trump during one of his impeachment trials.

Getting mogged by your judge is crazy

This is the reminder that the quarter pole means 1/4 mile remaining until the finish line. #PreaknessStakes #Baseballwriters

Rays bullpen looking like the Orioles bullpen.

Wu-Tang Killa Beez on the Swarm

The Orioles are very good at going down 2-3 runs in the first few innings this year.

The penalties should go to the employees not the state. This post is at best unclear, but otherwise seems to imply the state receives the compensation rather than the employees.

By revolution he must mean Volksgemeinschaft

On the left is an Onion headline from March. On the right is Reuters, today.

The way this worked, it sounds more like my meniscectomy than anything else.

Dev Patel

Manny the beagle spent most of the day at the doggy daycare. I got home from work around 6:30. He was asleep upstairs in our bedroom. I came in and changed. He didn't even pick up his head. 3 hours later, he just came downstairs to the den, curled up in his bed and went back to sleep.

Glad the Nats aren't on MASN anymore. No more mixed booth. Orioles announcers only tonight keeping it 💯

So many Democratic officials have no interest in protecting democracy. Like the whole fucking thing. They just want to get along. They don't understand that they will not be spared for capitulating.

I think they have already proven him wrong, because they have done it. This reminds me when Bobby Brown was arrested after performing Roni in concert.

AZ still sounds EXACTLY like the recording from 33 years ago. Amazing. Why did Nas change the phrase from "born day" to "birthday?" That's not a radio edit requirement in any way shape or form and it was a choice. I won't say his name, but this host is a clown. www.youtube.com/watch?v=jmfg...

One way to reverse pitching's dominance is to reduce the number of pitchers each batter faces throughout the season. It could easily be halved. The way to do that is to expand by 2 teams, eliminate interleague play, and then go with two divisions of 8 in each league, same # of playoff teams.

Maybe this will be the year Rob Manfred will accept my annual #RivalyWeekend Challenge to Fight Me.

They talk about the current generation being instant. Here's how it used to go when things were analog and you needed a studio. Roxanne Roxanne-UTFO Roxanne's Revenge-Roxanne Shante The Real Roxanne w/UTFO Bite This-Shante Roxanne, Roxanne Pt. 2-UTFO Queen of Rox-Shante ~10 other songs in 1985

...but, his strategy never to sign a free agent pitcher for longer than one year or under age 35 is outrageous and unacceptable moving forward.

There is no gif for the Bronx Tale guy smashing the windshield of Joe Pesci's car with a bat

I believe that children are our future Teach them well and let them lead the way Show them all the beauty they possess inside Give them a sense of pride

Florida criminalizes zero emissions transportation.

On the third day he was resurrected with a startle.

B-Real from our generation: www.youtube.com/watch?v=Yg-R...

The thing is, many of them do consulting for the year they are prohibited from lobbying before they become registered lobbyists. They would just do that and engage in slightly less effective influence peddling.

Turns out that Barkley guy might be a good role model

I got into a rundown in my softball league this past fall. It was not intentional. I ran when I shouldn't have. But I was able to get an obstruction call and I flopped like a soccer player. It was pretty fun turning a baserunning error into a smart play.

There are very few* movies worth mentioning a second time after you watch them once and don't like them. * The exceptions are Field of Dreams and Forrest Gump.

Crockett: "The US is falling apart, partially bc he's allowing for killings in the street, but also bc we have a 34 count convicted felon being shielded from any type of accountability as it relates to a child sex trafficking ring. I don't understand why we're pretending any of this is normal."

Many of the founders were deists. There is an establishment clause in the first amendment. My grandmother was right. Eventually they will come for the Jews. They always do. www.washingtonpost.com/religion/202...

I joined @thatbootlegguy.bsky.social on his The Fancestor podcast. If you want to hear about how I became an Orioles fan and the ups and mostly downs during that fandom, give it a listen. Aaron is an A's fan and has encyclopedic knowledge of that franchise, but he also did his research on the O's.

If you’re at all interested in MLB labor relations leading into the end of the current CBA, give this dude a follow. (Then, go listen to him on a new episode of my Fancestor podcast for all things Baltimore Orioles!)

Often parties begin by taking positions in bargaining. Unanimous support for a salary cap is a position. It's not an interest. The more the clubs (that's what this multi-employer group likes to be called) talk about salary caps the slower the bargaining will go. 1/ www.espn.com/mlb/story/_/...

Often parties begin by taking positions in bargaining. Unanimous support for a salary cap is a position. It's not an interest. The more the clubs (that's what this multi-employer group likes to be called) talk about salary caps the slower the bargaining will go. 1/ www.espn.com/mlb/story/_/...

Sherrilyn Ifill reminding us, "No democracy can survive if tens of millions of its citizens refuse to fight to protect it because they 'don’t do politics.'”

Trevor Rogers had a great few months last year but it wasn’t in line with his career numbers. This year is going in the opposite direction. It’s hard to watch.

"I prefer the term 'Artificial Person' myself."

I think that gives them an out from the true negative intent. I think they are doing this because they are racists who believe the racism has to be fully institutionalized. It's been Roberts's professional goal since he first appeared on the national scene.

Just like in Reconstruction, the good guys didn't go far enough. These racist symbols should have been melted down for scrap immediately.

I wonder how much money they will throw in with Chapman to the Orioles for Colby Mayo. They owe him ~$120M for this year plus 4 more. Would they throw in $60+M?