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The Unitary Executive has subsumed the Constitution. All of the "the framers... the founders..." was always a load of crap from conservatives. They just wanted a king back.

The regional governors now have direct control over their territories.

On my drive into DC today, on Canal Rd., just across the DC border from MD, there was a backup just before Chain Bridge. As I got closer there were ~25 goons in ICE tactical vests & others in camo. Up on 2 flat bed tow trucks were landscaping company vans. I assume 4 gardeners were disappeared.

Just for a moment, let's marvel at the greatness of Mookie Betts. Betts is a year younger than Judge & has significantly more career value than Judge, who is a supernova. Judge would need to continue over 9 WAR per season for the next 3 years if Betts continues 5 WAR seasons just to catch up.

Real post on another network:

"Like the snow coming down the mountain that landed on Wounded Knee nobody wants 2 take the weight; the responsibility" -Prince O(+> "Avalanche"

I'm sure there are plenty of officers among them.

"Come spark the izm, my expertism is lyricism My flow will take you over like I was hypnotism" Tuffy from Channel Live

"I got gold teeth and they don't chew beef. No pork on my fork, Strictly fish on my dish." Big Daddy Kane wasn't lying. youtu.be/oFWUe3Qs5QI?...

James Comey is a ham sandwich. Meanwhile, sandwich guy is not.

CHOTINER: Now this wasn’t a full-time employee? MR. MCGEE: No, no, Part-timer. CHOTINER: And you didn’t like him personally? MR. MCGEE: Oh, I mean, it was about his whole kind. Not just this kid. CHOTINER: You said this in the workplace. MCGEE: Yeah, at the 5-and-dime. Several times, actually.

Except Judge and Raleigh are the top two players in the AL, even if Raleigh is a distant second. Schwarber isn't even in the top 10 in the NL. He's not even the best on his own team - the best player has been hurt for two weeks. This narrative making him the MVP is absolutely killing me.

FWIW, he was hit on the opposite forearm last night.

People parked during rush hour in the lane that should be clear – the sign says no parking after 3:30pm and it's fucking 5:15.

For my friends on here who are fans of the Blue Jays, Tigers, Astros, and Mets, at least you had April, May, June, July, and August. We Orioles fans had nothing.

They are doing exactly what they are supposed to. But, she's not there to listen to sound legal opinions. She's there to destroy the rule of law and look good doing it.

She may have no experience, but she is a model prosecutor.

Disappearing the guy who threw the presidency his way in 2016.

I'd been delinquent, but I've updated my spreadsheet of special election results. On average, Democrats have done 13 points better than a neutral baseline. docs.google.com/spreadsheets...

Read my critique of Nazi America where I publish on a pro-Nazi website.

"This stuff will make you a god damned sexual Tyrannosaurus, just like me."

I have to assume this means he keeps everything hidden behind fabric and just thrusts wildly as she runs past.

tired: Shaun King converts to Islam wired: Shaun King converts to Nazism

Holy shit, is he trying to grift his way into Nazism!??!?!?

I hope the Guild has already reviewed the case and plans to take it to arbitration, because there's no way the Post will settle without an order from a third party.

They lost 1M Disney+ subs as of Monday. That's ~$16M a month and it would have continued to grow. Periodically, it costs less to do the right thing than to sell out to the authoritarian mob boss. Turns out he's more like Don Fanucci than Don Corleone.

I know AA is still in the playoffs and he's not on the 40-man, but the Tigers are desperate at this point. McGonigle should be their SS the rest of the season.

Juan Soto now has the most career walks before turning… 20 years old (79 BB) 21 (187) 23 (373) 24 (508) 25 (640) 26 (769) 27 (see below) 28 (893 & counting) As a reminder, he’s still 26. He set the pre-27 AND pre-28 marks this year.

Is this before or after they kill all the homeless people?

Autism is neither a problem nor an epidemic. It is a diagnosis of neurodiversity. There is no solving autism. Moreover, the president has no objective other than to consolidate power & accumulate money, frequently through scapegoating & othering–including mothers & people w autism.

This is another Kamala Harris is not good enough statement. She said more than all leading Democrats. She was clear and concise. She didn't equivocate or delay. She should be praised for that, not criticized.

Mitch "Blood (sausage)" Green

It's not a fragile ego. It's his white supremacist beliefs and sadism.

The Dark Side corrupts the flesh Here's what I would guess for each, although I believe Jones and I are approximately the same age. Miller - 46 Carr - 65 Jones - 57

Ya know for me, the action is the juice. I'm in.

"I have been selling lies and magical thinking to mothers who are desperate for answers for decades. Now that they cling to my nonsense, we must believe them. But, we cannot believe the women who say that the man on the left raped me or the man in the center fondled me when I was a teenager."

Reposting this, no reason

I didn't have Fraudrick Douglass taking a swipe at Jews as we enter the High Holy Days, but I also didn't know that Martin Luther Keyboard was a Christian Pastor.

Stands on rooftops: 📣 🗣️ 🗣️THERE IS NO LINK BTW ACETAMINOPHEN & AUTISM. IT HAS BEEN STUDIED FOR MANY YEARS IN MILLIONS OF PEOPLE. 🗣️THE ONLY REASON THEY ARE TALKING ABT THIS IS THAT THEY DO NOT WANT AUTISTIC PEOPLE TO EXIST. 🗣️IT IS EUGENICS. THANK YOU FOR YOUR ATTENTION IN THIS MATTER. -EmilyPhD

He not only didn't attend; he called CDC director Susan Monarez back to Washington so she wouldn't be there, either, per her testimony last week. (She went anyway.)

Jewel has performed for Trump, so this is a change for her. If it takes supporting a rich, white man who made his career through misogyny for her to abandon Trump, I guess there are worse ways.

Reminds me of Great White in more ways than one.

You can tell she never listened to Enter the 36 Chambers.

If Trump is present for such a display, a night of the long knives could be in the offing.

I personally stopped a conflict between Lichtenstein and Andorra. Palau was going to enter the war on the side of Andorra, Micronesia on the side of Lichtenstein. Shit was going to be really bad.

You can't convince me this isn't a 3 year old's drawing of a whale.

Rachel: Why do we have Incredible Hulk Blu-rays on our kitchen counter? Me: I think the real question is, why didn't we have them sooner. Her: ... Me: 😀They're not on any streaming service. It's all 5 seasons!