I can't wait for the image of someone's mother or grandmother to tell them to kill themselves.

When cows eat cows it led to mad cow disease (bovine spongiform encephalopathy). When sheep eat sheep (scrapie) When humans eat humans (kuru) When Oreos eat Oreos watch out! Prions!!!!

You don't know how disappointed I was that this wasn't about the 1980s HS wrestling movie made into a series. Mathew Modine could play Ronny Cox's role as the father. It would be amazing.

Shtates rightsss.

jeffrey epstein won't see your jokes about how poorly written his emails were, but your barely literate friends also won't see them, because they can't read. fire away

when your example of 'barely legal' is just literally illegal

That's merely an auditing problem.

I'm assuming this is not the first "Royals face decision on India" headline the Times has ever run, though perhaps the first in about 80 years www.nytimes.com/athletic/680...

No limits to Ororo's climate powers

It's totally okay for grown men to rape 15 years old girls according to Megyn Kelly, noted sexual harassment victim.

Donald Trump was practicing child rape the right way. by Ezra Klein

In 2017 the Orioles payroll was $163M. That was the high water mark. This year might have gotten there too, but alas there was a big selloff. 2022 it was $30M!!!

Before he had the honorific, totally different story, but you only asked about "the president" so technically I'm not lying.

Finally, someone standing up for Godfather III.

When colonial attorneys went through apprenticeship it was similar to apprenticeship in the building trades or tailoring or any other craft. That doesn't exist anymore. The bar exam requires real studying and knowledge acquisition. There is no easy way. You can't fake or pay your way through.

The News Guild has won their strike against the Pittsburgh-Post Gazette after three years. newsguild.org/post-gazette...

I don't think anyone expects continuity between the different Bonds. Connery Bond, Moore Bond, Lazenby Bond, Dalton Bond, Brosnan Bond, Craig Bond. They are all different. It's like a multiverse of Bond.

Not Alan Moore...

From someone who has never worked a day in his life.

The Times doesn’t get the benefit of the doubt here. I’d love to know which reporter asked these questions.

Doesn't he know only Christians have religious protections?

This a white collar response. Other feds just want it to end by any means necessary. They can't afford to live without a month's pay and no end in sight.

This is what Sen. Kaine fought for to be included. There are 300,000 federal employees in Virginia, who are unpaid for over a month, and mostly working. Now, they will be protected from a reduction in force as well.

Federal employees have endorsed the Johnson bill to pay them. AFGE, NTEU, NATCA, IAFF, etc. They haven't been paid in over a month; most are still working their jobs without pay so they can't collect unemployment or take on part-time work. Federal employees are desperate for this shutdown to end.

Let's get federal employees out of this fucking tug-of-war that has nothing to do with them. They should not be the casualties in this situation.

Same energy

He's an AI version of one of the bad guys from Lethal Weapon 2.

When you're the biggest star in the world and have a cameo* in the film, but are still required to have an ID to get onto the set. * cut in final editing

Another time AI got things wrong. There are two possible images for this prompt:

“We’re not political pawns for posturing. We’re members who are showing up every day to work and doing our part. Now, do yours and find a solution.”

sometimes an Oxford comma can make all the difference

The vote to pay air traffic controllers and ALL other federal employees (those who are working and those who are furloughed) was blocked by Democrats. Up is down and water is dry. I am super fucking pissed.

Wander Franco, Julio Urias, and that other guy who was just run out of Japanese baseball all have an opportunity to play in MLB again.

Our politicians did more to regulate Prince and Twisted Sister songs than glacier melting chatbots that promote suicide

Not just any filmmaker, but his filmmaking partner… that he was dating

For those who remember from the 1994-95 MLBPA strike, a ULP strike is different than an economic strike. In a ULP strike, management cannot hire permanent replacements. It is based on an underlying unfair labor practice, such as failure to bargain in good faith.

Hero jury saves democracy gone a-rye

Jury nullification. Hold the mayo.

This is all due to cutting off SNAP and WIC. Imagine if we also cut off all aid to farmers. We could really lose weight.

He was running to the garage to grab his chainsaw. This is the perfect opportunity to remove a human heart before it stops beating.

Not for nothing, UFC operates like a monopsony, which greatly depresses earnings of fighters. If you thought boxing promoters were bad, at least the top boxers earn with top athletes in baseball, basketball, and football, if not more. In UFC, it's a pittance.

BREAKING: After months of stonewalling by Starbucks, unionized baristas just voted 92% to authorize a ULP strike unless Starbucks finalizes fair contracts & stops union busting. If forced, our baristas will strike in dozens of cities on November 13 – the company's busiest sales day of the year.

There is the fact that both Kamala and Earle-Sears are both Black women, so a 12 point swing could just be racists voting against Black women regardless of party.

After we select who's allowed to vote and eliminate minority representation, we should have a clean sweep for people who look like the white people behind me.

ICE Recruitment Slogan: "Not just adults. We kidnap babies too."

Camels can be rude, but taxis have already been replaced by uber in NYC. Medallion values have plummeted. Shawarma is terrific. NYPD sucks the lifeblood from the city and abuses its residents.