2025 ME: hoorary, they found the Subway guy not guilty! 2005 ME: wait, the Subway guy was charged with a crime? 2025 ME: oh, no. I mean, yes. Different one, though. The one you're thinking of is very much guilty. Still in prison, actually.

There's going to be a crowded race for this seat, obviously, but one name we can't overlook: Cincinnati head football coach Scott Satterfield, who's reportedly interested in a move to the political arena

a reminder, should you have a partner working late / out of town and are following the natural urge to eat something stupid: I moved the post over years ago, you don't need Twitter screenshots

Normal People Don’t Want This Shit is running away with the vote tonight

There are more of us than there are of them.

Andrew Cuomo retire bitch

didn’t see that one coming but sure I guess so

this image of the smoke showing up on radar is crazy, that’s half the city

Just a quick summary of what seems to have happened: UPS plane blew an engine on takeoff, crashed south of Louisville International Airport into an industrial park just beyond the runway. Fires still burning, smoke totally obscured the sky across much of the city before the sun went down.

The situation is serious. Please pray for the families affected. I’m headed to Louisville now.

the website I just ordered something for my wife from had "Colonel" among the salutation options and since that's technically true there's no way I wasn't picking that over "Mrs."

Dick Cheney, eaten by wolves. He tasted terrible.

“When you're young and need anything to make sense, baseball makes sense.” Got a little dusty in here this morning reading @actioncookbook.com ode to young baseball fandom and the beauty of finding the sport when we need it most growing up. www.actioncookbook.com/it-doesnt-ma...

New Action Cookbook Newsletter! One more time before winter sets in, I'm writing about baseball - about one of the greatest games I've ever watched, and how none of it makes any sense. www.actioncookbook.com/it-doesnt-ma...

Auburn has managed to recreate the horrors of our current presidential line of succession, but with coaches

My sources are expecting Auburn to have a deal in place shortly with Cincinnati’s Scott Satterfield, who may have been distracted by contract negotiations in last night’s loss

For the 6th year in a row, a player named Will Smith has won the World Series 2020 - Will Smith (C), Dodgers 2021 - Will Smith (RP), Braves 2022 - Will Smith (RP), Astros 2023 - Will Smith (RP), Rangers 2024 - Will Smith (C), Dodgers 2025 - Will Smith (C), Dodgers

What a game. Can’t wait for Game 8 tomorrow

welcome to earf

ME: man I wonder what it’s like to see your team in an extra-inning World Series Game 7 YOU: you’re a Cleveland fan, you’ve seen it tw— ME: NO I HAVEN’T

my TV buffered while that was in mid-air and if missing a day of CFB didn’t get me off YTTV that might JESUS CHRIST

this game is CRAZY

WE HAVE WORLD SERIES GAME SEVEN SHRIMP ALERT

Oh my god

[Gus Johnson commentating the 1914 assassination of Archduke Franz Ferdinand in Sarajevo] Princip, stepping out of the crowd. Princip! PRINCIP. OHHHH. GAVRILO PRINCIP

I've said it before and I'll say it again. The first three words of "look at this asshole" is "look at this".

I was ahead of this discussion www.actioncookbook.com/when-would-y...

it’s chili cookoff time motherfuckers

New Action Cookbook Newsletter! "There should be a second Halloween," my daughter noted wistfully. I agree - but when? That, plus: - a macaroni vindication - a bloody cocktail - TWO music recs - a great (scary) book - pets, candy talk + more! It's Friday. www.actioncookbook.com/when-would-y...

“some people abuse SNAP” your soul is rotten

okay next year I'm setting up in the driveway and doing this

Considerate of the Jays to string together a couple of “no, you can go to bed now” games after Monday night

might need to unplug Snell and plug him back in

lol

I've noted this before, and I don't know why it's stuck with me so much, but I distinctly remember being woken up to the news of 9/11 happening by the MIDI ringtone of "Sweet Child O' Mine" on my Nokia brick I am the right age for Bluesky

Uncle Baby Brian Kelly, book it

Jamey Chadwell takes a P4 job and Brian Kelly goes to Liberty

I don't have a strong rooting interest in this World Series but I think it's neat that Freddie Freeman gets to compete on a big stage in the second half of his career

"I DON'T NEED YOU TO FUCKING REWRITE WHAT I'VE JUST WRITTEN!"

timely chance to reference this classic

Cuomo says this now, but he’s absolutely taking a job in the Trump administration once he loses

Their first attempt at hiring a former Cincinnati coach may not have panned out, but I’m told that’s not stopping LSU from aggressively pursuing current Bearcats head coach Scott Satterfield

let the guardians take steroids

Fox adding halftime to a baseball game is so ridiculous I can’t believe they didn’t try it sooner

Coming to the sobering realization that my beloved alma mater may actually be good at football this year and it has troubling implications for my years-long bit about their head coach, who I’ve heard is a top candidate for the Texas, Auburn and/or North Carolina jobs

no it isn’t

my uncle rescued a series of wolves

Tom Hamilton and Carlos Baerga

The Dodgers right now