incredible things are happening on canadian television

mostly I’m annoyed that we’re talking about Tim Tebow, NFL Quarterback now

overheard in the grocery store: “well, we can’t take ALL our cues from the animal kingdom”

The Knicks are undefeated in Finals games that take place on the same day that Nathan Peterman retires

how can you not be romantic about basketball

I do kind of wish the court selfie guy had turned out to be Eric Adams

I am not too proud to admit that I do not understand the conceit of the AT&T Knicks Hiking commercial

listen there are a lot of reasons to leave Substack but "you're sharing space with Chris Cillizza" is sneakily high up there

I don't know if this is "a conspiracy theory" so much as "a thing that definitely happened"

Oops! All Jeffs (with a liberal interpretation)

i have a solution to the Brendan Sorsby situation that would make everyone involved very mad

Today on Phantom Island: @rodger.bsky.social texted me a while back asking if he could bring his Knicks Conspiracy Theory to the show. How could I say no to that? podcasts.apple.com/us/podcast/p...

made a team purely out of Guys Who Look Weird In This Jersey

We have a job opening for a junior reporter. Minimal experience required, 50-55K per year plus benefits, remote gig heartlandsignal.com/jobs/job-sta...

tried to just build a Weird Vibes team on 82-0.com

Official official statement on the arrest:

DJ Byrnes is a friend to “Phantom Island“ and fighting the good fight with total fearlessness. Chip in if you can. Fuck bullies

i wonder how many boats and shit got bought in anticipation of this payout

this is important background material for Wednesday's Phantom Island just fyi

sometimes i find a Sports Thing that just has no stickiness in my memory, and today it is "the Texas Rangers won the World Series in 2023"

good morning! MORMON GEAR SOLID is up and ready for your podcast devices

reading Inner Excellence: Train Your Mind for Extraordinary Performance and the Best Possible life

if you would like to feel the sensation of always almost throwing up, high stakes softball may be for you

today marks 1,927 days straight without getting in an argument online

If I were an action hero, this is what I’d say to the bad guy before the kill shot.

prepare yourself for the CHET SCARED video edits of this game

THE REMATCH

draculas always win

we’ve reached the part of the basketball game where I am compelled to pace around the living room with my arms crossed

idk why these teams don’t just try the Knicks formula of “beat other team by 37.” seems inefficient this way?

Luke Kornet always looks like he’s got low level vampirism

I appreciate what you’re doing, Burger King, but I don’t think I am ready for the burden of the crown

time to watch my first soccer match of the year

man how did nobody report a piece out from the Jeremy Piven Experience Dinner

"but Ryan what if I'm still not sure if I want to sign up for a paid membership at phantomisland.show, gimme one more free episode to listen to first" FINE here's @jonbois.bsky.social and I on the Bears being the only team to never have a 4,000 yard passer podcasts.apple.com/us/podcast/w...

Today on Phantom Island (for paid subs!): Professional fool @stevengodfrey.bsky.social thought he could review the entirety of the G6 with @espnbillc.bsky.social and hooboy was that wrong. podcasts.apple.com/us/podcast/n...

they’re gonna have to book (shudder) podcasters

to think that my middle school classmates didn’t even know that i was populating entire Front Page Sports Football rosters with them

It is time once again for me to update you on Available Baseballs Signed By Non-Baseball Players. First up: a little pricier than I would have guessed, but you can get a ball signed by Dave Coulier (I would not give this to Alanis Morissette fwiw) www.ebay.com/itm/20596081...

Today on Phantom Island: I talked to @auburnobserver.com about the strange first year of Auburn men's hoops under Steven Pearl, being at the NIT down the street from the Final Four, and how Bruce Pearl, TV Yapper impacts how everyone else feels about the Tigers. podcasts.apple.com/us/podcast/h...

Tom Brady hasn’t posted a video on his YouTube channel in three months and I’m starting to worry he’s not taking being a video creator seriously

Coaches, @yellowfund.bsky.social is six days out from the end of #Fthon26 and just $7,916 from their goal that would get matched from the national level org. Linking my own page where y'all ran the score up, and specific pages who need some love below 🧵 fund.nnaf.org/fundraiser/7...

i don't know why i'm throwing this out there right now but: i have never seen any of the Jackass movies nor any full episodes of the show

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BONUS PHANTOM ISLAND EPISODE! We got a subscriber question about the 1970 USC-Bama game that ended racism*, so we looked at what bits of the story don't hold up to scrutiny. We're also announcing the subject of our next episodic project on this episode! (dragons) podcasts.apple.com/us/podcast/w...

Bob Odenkirk could play the shit out of Kenny Atkinson

hope this guy is doing great tonight

Make it the 33rd

No team holding the lead in an NBA playoff game has lost when the broadcast throws to commercial with Chaka Khan