congratulations to Aaron Rodgers for what I’m sure will be another success offseason of Endless Bullshit

[POSTGAME, AARON RODGERS REMOVES HIS WEDDING RING] My bride? She was Victory, you credulous rubes.

Maybe something is wrong with me but I think this game rules

I think CJ Stroud still has at least one more of The Most Perplexing Turnovers You Have Ever Seen in him

act accordingly everyone

it’s about seed oils

a thing I just go to remember for work: the Florida running back who pooped his pants in the Birmingham Bowl was also named the MVP of the game

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It happened again

I like both kinds of music: Robyn & Juvenile

the computer used to have its own room, a place of reverence. look what happened we when let it leave that room

I never saw it but did the Space Jam sequel have an original movie soundtrack even approaching that of the first film

so dies the dream

this is missing one touchdown against the Rams, do not yell at me

god nobody half angrily stares out at the field like Jim Harbaugh

oh buddy we got an NFL DABO

Ok I’ll admit: the sandwich should have been bigger

this is the ultimate test of Do Humans Have Agency

You know I do find it very heartwarming that national and local media all aligned on what was wrong with the Philly offense months ago. Perhaps we’re not so different!

I’d like to congratulate everyone who no longer has to put up with my Eagles bullshit for a while

oh buddy that’s a Lock Your Instagram Account Drop

I think week 24 is when the Eagles will really figure out the offense

If the Eagles lose this game Vic Fangio should get to fistfight Kevin Patullo and Nick Sirianni

Few people know that the Eagles made a deal with the league where the tush push can stay but they’re not allowed to throw over the middle

I’m feeling very at peace, life and death are merely the Morse code of the cosmos, go birds

THE CLOCK IS FOOD AND IT MUST BE EATEN IN ENORMOUS QUANTITIES

I feel like it would be bad if your brain grew in size but maybe this Fox promo is sound medicine

absolutely resounding doink

Fox has posted a graphic showing Jalen Hurts has never had a turnover at home during the playoffs so it’s definitely happening in the first half now

I have done my part to get ready for today’s Eagles game (made and ate a big Italian sandwich)

the dream of Bills Playoff Game Played At Home In A Stadium With The Urinals Already Removed draws closer

see totally unneeded

honestly thank god the Bills didn’t try some clock burning bullshit on the 1, you can absolutely see the dumbass possibilities that presents

Tony Romo just said he thinks whoever wins this game has a shot at going to the Super Bowl which is in fact how the postseason is structured

Liam Coen looks like he's at the funeral for somebody who died in a dirt bike accident

I would simply spend all game running a hurry up offense so fast that the defenders never got onside

Get milliseconds on the clock @rulescommittee

I think a bone could fall out of Josh Allen’s body and the Bills would still tell Mitch Trubisky “nope all good keep that ballcap on buddy”

Jeff Hafley is in hell this morning

trying to decide how far I could throw the ball off this scramble jump. MAYBE 12 yards.

Well surely the Bills-Jags game tomorrow will be Normal

the last QB the Bears beat in the postseason was MATT HASSELBECK

go find every one of these fans right now amazon

one day a network will be bold enough to do the double decker pregame/halftime desk

I can’t believe they showed a montage of sad Bears fans in the *second quarter*

It’s incredibly strange to remember that Bryce Young got the starting job back because Andy Dalton got in a car accident and now THIS is happening

this defender had so long to prepare for what was about to happen and yet

he’s gonna be mayor of New York City in a decade

“They delayed the first test event at the hockey arena because there was a giant hole in the ice that needed to be patched up using a watering can” is quite the game of Olympic Mad Libs