Shedeur would have thrived in the original XFL

beginning to think Kirk Cousins might not be the answer

North Texas is ranked in the AP Poll for the first time since 1959, snapping the longest active streak between poll appearances among FBS teams. That now falls to New Mexico State, last ranked in 1960. Then Rice, last in 1961.

I assume the Bills haven’t taught Josh Allen how to lateral because otherwise he’d never stop doing it

When I am president, we will have a Department of Inconsequential Research that will answer questions like “what percentage of roast beef consumption in the U.S takes place at Arby’s?”

can’t believe it’s the last international NFL game of the year, thank you other countries for taking in our Jets and Browns and Falcons and keeping them off afternoon TV for one Sunday

other conferences have teams that fuck up playoff bids for their colleagues. florida respects the SEC as a business collective too much to do so.

you have been caught in Mike Bobo's MindTrap - there is no escape!!!

put Michael Caine in one of these frontier-ass cell phone commercials. "Out 'ere on the prairie, we 'ave a saying: if it ain't T-Mobile, it's SHITE."

is Ohio State's kicker hurt or are the Buckeyes just going for multiple fourth downs in easy field goal territory because they're bored

Thank god for the internet so I don’t have to say “wait were those sideline avocados in Texas-Georgia” with no resolution

Can’t spell Boston College Eagles without BEES

Pitt is intentionally tanking so they can be a good win for Notre Dame but NOT for Miami

Here's the full story, free to read over at FOIAball! www.foiaball.com/p/bill-belic...

it would be very funny if the McAfee kick contest turned out to be part of a money laundering scheme

Yesterday was a Double Phantom Island Day: 1. Had a great live show with @homefield.bsky.social, thanks very much to everyone who attended 2. Special episode ($) where I had @stevengodfrey.bsky.social walk me through how coaching candidates ACTUALLY assess “good” jobs

“Pre-produced Pat McAfee segment” is a truly unnecessary concept

spent most of yesterday offline but, sadly, (gesturing to Bill Clinton rumors) not enough

it’s because they love where they are and can’t bear to leave

Today I learned I am “will click on an Instagram ad from Viking River Cruises” years old

Smart story in the @ajc.com about the NWSL's upcoming Atlanta franchise, and why playing in a gleaming NFL stadium presented an obstacle to overcome, not an advantage for landing a team: www.ajc.com/sports/2025/...

Update: We are SOLD OUT. See you Friday night, Athens 👀

all you need is hate in your heart and a Catholic ability to hold on to it for so long without ever saying anything

Draculas. Or Draculae.

confirmed that a nemesis is a Very Active Threads User, feeling morally vindicated yet again

The new commissioner of the CFL wants to make Canadian football more American.... ... in 2025.... ... at the tensest moment in American-Canadian political relations in the past 200 years .... Had a fun chat about the changes — and why football leagues thrive and fail — over at Phantom Island!

Hitting free agency soon. DM’s are open.

i didnt know these rule changes were coming and now i'm really bummed out!!!

as much as i disagree with his politics, i do think the next james bond should be adam carolla. interested in hearing everyone else's thoughts though

Montreal and Saskatchewan meet in the Grey Cup this weekend, and after that the CFL will start changing a bunch of its rules to make the game much closer to the American version. I brought @rodger.bsky.social on Phantom Island this week to discuss! podcasts.apple.com/us/podcast/w...

idk why we wasted "attractive nuisance" on a legal term of art instead of using it as a term to describe shitposters who are good looking

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morning / sorry

i mean the problem with planting a wheel is it keeps moving on you

It’s kind of amazing King Ralph didn’t completely destroy US-UK diplomacy

"And James Bond, who did NOT die"

Yahoo Sports contributor @maggiehendricks.bsky.social discusses the biggest college hoops storylines, the games she has circled on her calendar, the best reactions to her famous cookies & the unprofessional cheering she’ll be doing during the upcoming Olympics. podcasts.apple.com/us/podcast/g...

this is some of the funniest shit i've ever seen, i hope they reactivate his email just to double down on this stance

listen there was simply no way to know that Brian Kelly would be extremely unpleasant to deal with

INSTANT REVIEW - EAGLES 10, PACKERS 7: today I walked by a guy who was loudly bemoaning how the Giants absolutely had the win in hand against the Bears. like two hours later Brian Daboll got fired. go birds.

if im roger goodell im calling sirianni right now and saying the draftkings block is too hot right now you cannot be doing that

HAIL TO THEE, BLOOD COMMANDER VIC

Jalen Hurts to Devonta Smith is the most fashionable connection in the NFL

every Eagles game is a tribute to the glory of Vic Fangio, Puppetmaster

excited to know that it’s the Eagles that are gonna crack my brain in half

this is working

we’ve given for one of Katie’s plays before and I think we should do it again. 80% of students at this school qualify for free or reduced lunch and they deserve the same nice things kids get at other schools

imagine looking like the biggest dumbass in a division that includes Dallas and Washington

Sam Houston joined The List by beating Oregon State, and that also added New Mexico State and UTEP (who'd previously beaten the Bearkats) to The List as well. That means we have 126 FBS Teams With A Transitive Win Over Alabama. Here are the nine left who do not!