goddammit they're having Dana White on this weekend, this shit is over

The conclusion of @phillymag.com's 25 Most Philly Athletes of All Time countdown is finally here. So ... who did we miss?

It’s Scream time again

the farther we get from it, the funnier it is that the most famous golfer in the world was doing Navy SEALs training

we don't give them enough NFL games to dump their angst into

This episode of Phantom Island (behind the paywall, which you can breach at phantomisland.show) is likely the closest thing to just being in the office with @stevengodfrey.bsky.social and me for an hour, and it's up to you whether that sounds interesting or awful! podcasts.apple.com/us/podcast/t...

Chris was one of my younger brother’s very best friends from school and Scouts, and he passed away extremely unexpectedly, leaving behind a pregnant widow and a 3-year-old son I’d sure appreciate it if any of you are inclined to help Mallory out thanks and gig ‘em

The game design that concluded “paper covers rock” was laughably flawed

Walker back @edsbs.bsky.social

ok a few people have sent me this for comment and i think what's important to remember is what you call pajamas and what Floridians call pajamas are probably VERY different

thank you linkedin, it's because i am incredibly handsome

NCAA women's hockey playoffs begin in earnest this weekend. Here's the schedule and all the links for how to watch

I briefly had the sarcastic thought “I hope the ‘just asking questions’ losers who greased the wheels for this are happy” but in sincerity I hope they never feel happiness!

the other day a podcast I listen do did an ad read for Apples (the fruit, not the tech company) and that really is the dream

this piece was years in the making, first stemming from conversations i had with fellow Munich fan @jessehawken.bsky.social very happy it landed at @gqmagazine.bsky.social (there were several big outlets i could not have ethically pitched it to), and edited by the great @pappademas.bsky.social

this is a normal amount of Eagles Stuff to put up in your background just fyi

NYC!!! Please come hang with me at Wilka's on March 17 to launch COURT QUEENS and do some fun women's hoops trivia

Today on Phantom Island: @stevengodfrey.bsky.social and I review the College Sports Commission (which has more power than you might realize) and I chat with @foiaball.com about the pitch decks he got a hold of that show how we THINK the NIL clearinghouse works. podcasts.apple.com/us/podcast/h...

if you missed the story behind the podcast, it's really good! you can read it here! www.foiaball.com/p/deloitte-n...

Today on Phantom Island: @stevengodfrey.bsky.social and I review the College Sports Commission (which has more power than you might realize) and I chat with @foiaball.com about the pitch decks he got a hold of that show how we THINK the NIL clearinghouse works. podcasts.apple.com/us/podcast/h...

WORK CHALLENGE: See if you can reference “that documentary about assassins who can curve bullets” in a meeting today.

ah yes the Fullcast is up

busy reviewing the wikipedia list of Actors Who Have Played Presidents

I think the Democrats should create a bunch of plausibly innocent distractions during the State of the Union. Forget to silence your phone. Sneeze loudly five times in a row. Spill a huge box of Skittles down the aisle.

My prediction: Donald Trump steps to the microphone tonight sporting a rat tail that he will never explain

the "ugh why do you have to make everything into politics" sportsbros do not seem to have a firm grasp of the fact that they're lining themselves up next to an INCREDIBLY unpopular president

w h a t

a thing I forgot about the Walker Texas Ranger Lever: it would sometimes deliver a clunker and that made it feel a lot more like the randomizer it claimed to be

Why do I have to pretend that I'm going to print something in order to save it as a PDF. Why do I have to engage in a little ruse.

“I was having fun but then the White House did a tweet,” yeah you don’t have to care about that.

Sports are the god damn coolest thing on the fucking planet, man

Suprematism, by Nikolai Suetin, 1920-21, 📸 by @tiltoncreative

It’s very funny that the sports world is all “wow, all things are possible this year” and the New York Jets still just absolutely suck

give the silver medalist some average candy as well. make them smile and say thank you for One Chalky Ass Hershey’s Bar

most of the Olympics have had a real “wow it’s amazing for everyone on the medal podium, they’re thrilled for each other and one another” this, uh, not so much

Indiana football national championship, US men’s hockey gold medal - things that never happen are happening more and more out there. What else that’s never happened could happen today?

glory to UMass Lowell

CONNOR HELLEBUYCK WE'RE MAKING STATUES OF YOU BRO

(WARIO SCREAM)

No, this is the correct vibe and term for this game

the winner of this game will give all glory to god (Ares)

I really enjoy watching sports I know very little about, it’s a refreshing exp(CHORUS OF “YOU DON’T KNOW SHIT ABOUT FOOTBALL EITHER”) ok look

I am VERY prepared to blame this on Kash Patel

USA hockey rn

the US killing that 5 on 3

It feels like we’re about a year from someone arguing that AIs should count for purposes of apportioning House seats

I mean this is true, we’ve let the rich and powerful divide us when we could achieve this common dream

once again bemoaning the fact that auto shops do not have complimentary sandwiches

this has an ode to USA-Canada women's hockey, The Greatest Rivalry In Sports. what other rivalry has: —the best two teams in the sport —seriously, always the best two teams —always more or less exactly as good as each other —also players from the two teams keep falling in love and getting married

imagine 1) knowing the Pope hates you and 2) not being an English monarch or Galileo