as of now I am on pace to attend 146 college football games this calendar year

Ok one more

ho ly shit

it is impossible to say how much more fun a Fucked Up Game is in person than on tv

hey nobody tell the swarm of Montana State fans I’m sitting with but holy shiiiiiiiiiiit

he sees you when you’re sleeping he knows when you’re awake he’s an anthro po morphic bobcat and he wants to eat your steak

There is more that unites us* than divides us *yelling RUN THE DAMN BALL after the quarterback nearly throws a disaster pick on first down

big third down

In the interest of good journalism, this man later admitted he’s actually an Iowa State fan

this dude is killing it

inside you there are two wolves

We’re having a Buffalo Wild Wings Hot Chicken Eating Contest between quarters and boy did the Illinois State fan just LAP the Bobcat dude

there’s one Montana State fan yelling PUT A FINGER IN HIS ASS every two plays or so

the PA guy claimed millions of Americans play football and now I’m curious if that’s accurate

It’s intro time

I don’t know shit but @espnbillc.bsky.social sure does www.espn.com/college-foot...

good evening, let’s go to the FCS Championship

i am obligated once again to share this with you www.youtube.com/watch?v=2Hzm...

John Spytek is one of the most @briancgrubb.bsky.social names possible

An end of season update on this: - NFL Kickers went 12/22 from 60 yards and beyond this year, making more of these field goals than they did from 2005-2015 combined - They also made 70.1% of their attempts from 50-59 yards; in 2006, that number was just 47.1%

Kevin Stefanski coached 101 games for the Browns, which is absolutely the number you would use if you were cursing a person to coach the Browns for a limited duration of time

good morning, it's FCS Championship Day

sorry but "holy water in the end zone where the kick went wide" is not narratively sufficient. show me that priest sprinkling the uprights and we can talk maybe.

WARNING: NARRATIVE REACHING CRITICAL LEVELS

most college football NFL season ever

Aaron Rodgers holds the NFL record for consecutive passes without an interception: 402 The Jets faced 515 pass attempts this season and came away with zero picks

I think they didn’t get Gainwell the ball deep enough. should have had the long snapper hike it to him while he stood on the 20

smart by Baltimore to commit DPI to convince Pittsburgh to attempt a doomed play from the 1-yard line instead of kicking the field goal. Saved 3 points

incredible solidarity today by the second-string offense for Philly

bills you are up 14-0 now. there is no reason for you to attempt another pass. please just run the ball for the rest of the game so there's no chance the jets can pick off a pass.

From ESPN Research: the Colts are the first team in the Super Bowl era to at one point be 6 games over .500, and then end the season with a losing record.

it’s truly perfect that 1) the NFC South finished with a three-way tie of 8-9 teams 2) the team on a two-game losing streak wound up on top

thinking about root cellars

woke up thinking about how incredibly stupid this was

the eight minute drive in the fourth quarter to drain all blood from the clock is one of football’s most beautiful sights

consider: if the Falcons had simply not lost to the Dolphins or Jets, they could be playing to WIN the division and not simply to decide it for someone else

EVERYONE: Damn the ACC has some dumb tiebreakers THE NFC SOUTH: (giggling uncontrollably and throwing lit fireworks at each other)

there are still bright spots in this broken world

they should just spike it three times

god bless the Bucs for refusing to let this game get boring

Too many commercials this season have featured Florida fans, please do not acknowledge us

That’s the most casually wrong call I’ve ever seen refs make

brb, gonna hop on an FSU message board and ask why Norvell outlasted Maduro

this is how Burbank bids you farewell

hey @stevengodfrey.bsky.social i'm gonna make you do a Rose Bowl episode this week just fyi

yesterday I sat behind an 8 year old Indiana fan named Clyde who was at his first live college football game EVER rock on, Clyde

* An amazing Sugar Bowl win probability chart * Hot damn, Trinidad Chambliss * Bama went 0-for-3 on the upset checklist * My angry notes about the Tech offense * Three first-time semifinalists! UPDATED QUARTERFINAL TAKEAWAYS: www.espn.com/college-foot...

the chosen one that avoided what felled common men

PETE GOLDING CAN’T DIE

I don’t know why one of these teams didn’t just simply take and hold a multi touchdown lead like Indiana did