I wonder if one day we’ll see a backlash to the proteinization of all foods resulting in products like CARB’D UP PORK LOIN or RED BULL BUTTER

Friends, we need help. It’s bad enough I resorted to posting on X. 😫 We’re way behind our usual benchmarks for our annual Hear The Cheers month-long campaign. We aim for about $25K/year & we’re at $6K with the push nearing its end. If you can help 👇🏻🙏🦻 chicagohearingsociety.org/donate-to-he...

real ones will solve the false grid anyways

one day I would like some brave group to calculate which home broadcast spends the most time talking about Not Baseball

if everyone is 12 now, does that mean everyone is gonna be 22 in a decade

GOVERNMENT DOCTOR: But sir, we need to do more testi- RFK JR: YOU SET DIRECTOR PATEL’S BRAIN CHIP TO “NIGHT TWO OF A NASHVILLE BACHELOR PARTY” OR I WILL

found a soda I’ve never encountered nor heard of

Good morning! If you would like to hear me opine on: - who is Going Through It in college football - why lawyers love to become sports media people - 4 year olds and learning to be a Nice Person you can now listen to this episode of the Single Wing ($) podcasts.apple.com/us/podcast/p...

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In the interest of transparency: this ended up being merely a meh movie (CHRISTY, 2025) though it did have some extremely distracting wig choices

hoo hoo hoo hoosiers

the episode has been uploaded, never before has a Single Wing tackled both "advice on how to raise empathetic children" and "tortellini for breakfast" (the latter is not the answer to the former) (or is it????? ONLY PAID SUBSCRIBERS WILL KNOW FOR SURE)

it will never be morbin time again for me

absolutely getting suckered into Watching A Terrible Movie In A Hotel Room

I will be on Craigslist

channeling incredible hater energy to my various professional nemeses today, all of them will have Unsatisfying Lunches That Mess Up Their Tummies

oh boy absolutely not

Today I have recorded a Single Wing in place of @stevengodfrey.bsky.social, which will be available Friday. If you want to listen to it in full: phantomisland.show If you want to avoid it: idk play Tetris online?

We’re gonna get him in the Horace Grant rec specs

here's mine: they gave a lot of work to bot farms

ok everyone has to say one nice thing about LIV on the way out AND IT CAN’T BE “they showed me it was ok to be weird”

ah yes looks like we are pretty close to a final answer on this podcasts.apple.com/us/podcast/p...

Today on Phantom Island: @foiaball.com and I discuss the, uh, creative world of taking attendance at college football games podcasts.apple.com/us/podcast/p...

(after poisoning my garden 17 different times) huh why is it doing that

This is not about the Fullcast but The Fullcast is up

say NO to heat culture

The Charity Bowl nears. This is the game plan. Get limber, hydrate, and study up. channel-6.ghost.io/the-2026-eds...

why is James cryin

I want to thank whoever slipped the “voters want to hear more about Catholic theology” prank survey report to the White House

once again thinking about the Home Improvement Super Nintendo game en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Home_Im...!

I know this lady husband name not “dick tips”

Today we’re gonna see how far I can go powered on nothing but five hours of sleep and YMCA coffee

when is it my turn to be a psyop

Something I think about a lot is that DMX waited until his third album to release a track that included the statement “I’m not a nice person”

Hey Bluesky there’s an incredible high school robotics team in Nashville that qualified for the world championships but they can’t afford to get there. Can y’all help me step up for them? $10, $20 … Anything helps! Competition is at the end of the month so we gotta hustle:

Thanks to this thread, I made a video on it www.youtube.com/watch?v=51sj...

I say this with love Fuck Kyle for picking this movie

I swear the Pope better not start getting religious on us

if the NFL adds an 18th game, every team should play 9 division games

you absolutely know we're talking Priscila Chinchilla in today's new and improved edition of Sports! The Newsletter sports.beehiiv.com/p/welcome-ba...

do you think there are actual humans who have said “yeah this got so many retruths” out loud

Rory McIlroy now has more major titles (6) since February 1996 than the Dallas Cowboys have playoff wins (5)

If you win the Masters back to back you should get green pants

listen the thing is the strokes you lead a tournament by don’t carry over so you might as well burn em

please don’t give Tiger ideas

I hope they called him Old Tom Morris as a child

Yeah this was it

Just remembering how JD Vance broke the national championship trophy when Ohio State went to the White House

The Masters has just had the most “hey they’re like us” five minutes I can remember

I think space travel would be the hardest thing to explain to animals. Most everything else humans do and choose we could probably get some understanding on but “leaving the planet that has air you can breathe for fun” would seem bonkers.