I’m glad that I see so much of Tom Brady now that he’s retired. It makes my life better

She was a hell of a woman

playing metal gear

GREG DAVIES: seems like a kind of a shit task. Everyone just seems like they're going home normally. ALEX HORNE: well before you say that let's have a look at how Odysseus did. cut to panel of AJAX, MENELAUS, AGAMEMNON, and DIOMEDES who are all staring at ODYSSEUS with his head in his hands

I definitely believe him

enjoy this now because before long i will once against do A SINGLE WING TAKEOVER (evil cackle)

probably the best summation of what it's like to be online in 2026 is "you'd better have a strong opinion about Taco Bell and be ready to argue it"

HOME DEPOT: We didn't tweak the design or anything. The skeleton just started doing it on its own. And the only thing it says is the exact date that you will die. We cannot kill it because it was born dead.

remember that stretch where we were putting zombies and werewolves into old works of fiction and historical figures

Today on Phantom Island: @rodger.bsky.social and I discuss our feelings about All Sports* Getting Bigger All The Time: podcasts.apple.com/us/podcast/w... *except for the ones that are not

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I am so very bad at this game

Time to hop on Threads and post “hopefully England will finally win their first World Cup one day”

gutted for the truest England fan I know

it's time to create maximum stress and give everyone a yellow card

Thomas Tuchel would absolutely be the killer on an episode of Midsomer Murders

Second place in what exactly lol

we are the future!!!

absolutely not engaging with ACC Math in July, I'll worry about that in November at the earliest

Today on Phantom Island: @rodger.bsky.social and I discuss our feelings about All Sports* Getting Bigger All The Time: podcasts.apple.com/us/podcast/w... *except for the ones that are not

sick of diarrhea being a trend. my culture is not your costume.

Team, it’s the fourth quarter and we’ve got some easy downs for @newap-georgia.bsky.social on the field.

The answer to the daylight savings debate is to use rockets affixed to the earth to eliminate seasons altogether, we cannot be defined by this Leaning Tower of Pisa-ass axis

I’m not on this week’s episode and yet I am confident the Fullcast is up

based on my timeline I’m not even sure if the All Star Game has any baseball

like specifically at the beach? are there socialist skimboarders threatening our freedoms and, if so, are they good looking?

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this will eventually lead to an event that collapses monoculture again: Notre Dame winning a football title

This is a question I ask myself a lot too

Le jour de gloire est not today

I think every time a soccer player commits a foul and makes a big deal out of being shocked by it they should have to speak Italian for the next five minutes

good morning I wrote about the epidemic of ugly floral arrangements being purchased by WNBA lesbians

incredible assembly of words

I need to know: was it the extreme diarrhea going around that got him

Probably everyone else who has subscribed and listens: Wow, guys, you have some pretty obscure references. Me: Hell yeah, Godfrey, I used to buy Rock Lords at Big Lots!

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Not even a little

ask me if I’m sorry

I am also not doing the rowing thing for Norway but it’s because I am actually ORORO MUNROE, COMMANDER OF WIND AND THUNDER

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Come see how my brain forgot about ENTIRE sections and plot arcs of this game

just an incredible third set, good god

Horrible new bullshit from the sea every time. It’s never ‘oh we found a new pink fish that is so happy’ it’s always stuff like this, the crush-depth screw-headed dongwongler, and it’s got to have big long creepy bits. Sick of the ocean tbh.

it is deeply satisfying to watch a tennis player put their opponent through hell like coco gauff just did in the second set

we are going to fix this business by returning it to its roots: Floridians who have never been to Australia

yes, at the end of august, for one of two possible reasons: 1) no big dramatic story, just felt like a good time and i think the show will continue to be great going forward 2) SECRET MEDIA DRAMA THAT NOBODY CAN UNCOVER

where is the reporting on the food situation at the Freedom Fuel stations

Today on Phantom Island: @andy-mcgrath.bsky.social joins me to discuss the 40 year French drought at the Tour de France and @stevengodfrey.bsky.social explains why cycling is like NASCAR podcasts.apple.com/us/podcast/p...