@slashherpod.bsky.social I was rolllingggg at the cut of the charmed theme song in commentary

Sound up! Sven has something to say. 🥹 As spring rolls in, our rescued Arctic fox is shedding his winter coat. In the wild, Arctic foxes swap white for brown to blend into the tundra when the snow melts. 📹: Animal care staff Brittany

couldn’t play Pokémon at first because it was “satanic” couldn’t date but then mom cried and asked if I was gay couldn’t read HP couldn’t wear most clothes for my age groups Couldn’t listen to “secular” music for almost a decade sent to weight watchers at 12 because I was 12lb overweight

I just said “I need a deep conditioning mask for my brain” like the one for my hair and had the most stoned 19 year old follow up thought of “psychological conditioner and shampoo by bf skinner”

but these turtles at a birthday party on top of a cake are a close second

all the animals gathered aorund me when i turned on the artemis II return. the mammals yearn for space.

father pls.

I’m serious gun to my head you couldn’t get me to care about work tasks today.

thinking of that first summer we all joined bsky (2023?) and i accidentally started a chain of spectrum self-assessments

good morning shut up I need everyone to see this mom from Rome, Georgia saying “it’s giving war crime” and succinctly telling the truth www.instagram.com/reel/DW19y9K...

I submit that most of our inability to process the world is because we don’t actually try and process it

cookies n cream cinnamon roll

I knew it was bad but really didn’t appreciate it was quite this bad as.ft.com/r/db911dd6-f...

Had such a lovely time recording this with @parismarx.com!! Also this is the podcast debut of the new bookshelves lmao

gay ❌ straight ❌ pan ❌ bi ❌ italian ✅

most atlanta local experience ever as I sit on the back porch and hear a hellcat backfire and watch a pair of deer sneak through a wooded patch

anyways in like a month I’ll be seeing Spiritbox, Poppy, and Evanesce

my entire therapy session tonight was based on the “nothing matters ☹️ / nothing matters! 😄” meme

we did it, queens.

i 🖤 making them laugh

had to say “mergers & acquisitions” with a straight face on a client call

good morning the vibe is “you’re not gonna die. much worse: you’re gonna live.”

For my Georgia folks, one of my cousins is missing

im going to become a tenured professor and teach one class called Beetlejuice

I’m so curious - if you were working in an office when computers were first implemented, did that feel anything like other new tech that’s now being pushed?

can someone please give me a real tldr on whatever happened with catholics while I was at dance? went in at 5 and came out at 7:15ish and I feel like entered a the mirror world from that one Are You Afraid Of The Dark episode

The only thing that’s made me even giggle a little all day has been the 311 cruise on the fullcast

I 🖤 staring at the black mirror that is screens of various devices connected to the Internet for work many hours a day, which winds up usually in me feeling like I have done nothing of value or ever had a creative thought in my entire life.

I think one of the best things ever written was when Ernest Hemmingway said "It is awfully easy to be hard-boiled about everything in the daytime, but at night it is another thing."

medieval landed gentry lunch (slice of sourdough, cured meats & cheeses)

aw Sam (onebrokeactress) reminded me I’m still a FitRadio coach 🖤 occasionally I miss being Coach Jamie

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unfortunately the 212 beat still activates my cunty sleeper cell

yesterday’s fit was emo off duty art teacher

Be loud if you want. Just match that energy when speaking on how women are being failed locally, nationally, and globally.

It’s not edgy or radical to appreciate women in all our forms. What’s actually radical is supporting women regardless of what we look like or how desirable you find us.✨

i'll never forget you, burgerizza

I’m looking for more art for my place; if you sell prints, pls drop your links

@kboldens.bsky.social come home

Twitter fingers ass POTUS

@blakethebutcher.bsky.social I get younger Olivia Husséy comparison a lot, thank you :)

I need a personal assistant

Oh our bad Rev. Warnock! Trump threatening to blow the world up is just a distraction from more pressing issues. By the way, how's supporting cop city & appropriating the radical tradition of Black ministry for empire going?

it’s been a minute, so let’s do another slumber party q&a. get your questions in here before Sunday night. BYOPJ:

the guys who critique artbutmakeitsports choices under their posts should be sentenced to 12 hours of art history courses and mittens (finger muzzle)

I've said this before but posting "?" in response to someone wilding out in my mentions is exactly like loudly taking the safety off my gun

i'm so emotional re: last repost; i truly don't understand how space travel doesn't strike someone in awe every time we achieve it.

This morning, NASA sent up a message recorded by Apollo astronaut Jim Lovell before his death:

got my entire place cleaned & semi-reorganized while performing a world tour

shout out the barista for reading the room and putting on dirty work on vinyl as soon as I got my snack