didn’t even get to properly celebrate world dracula day

some jokes write themselves

god bless a very sweet friend who is not from the south is trying to describe north carolina racing to me and i'm like honey,

I'm in for $20 to get Kenyatta and Lauren on the board.

You too can win the game of life tonight fund.nnaf.org/campaign/yel...

This is extremely The Shit ™

$7500 left thanks to the good doc and Carter 🖤🖤 Next donor over $100, anyone?

when I ask if there’s a doctor on the plane, I hope it’s this one

$7700 away from goal✨ You wanna see something? fund.nnaf.org/campaign/yel...

siri, gross.

self checkout attendant didn't think it was funny when i said "the booth is taking a look at this one" when their video monitor replayed where it thought i'd bagged an unscanned item

siri, gross.

Meg started pole, lemme be in the next video or on tour

literally $1 away from the next $100 milestone btw: fund.nnaf.org/campaign/yel...

literally $1 away from the next $100 milestone btw: fund.nnaf.org/campaign/yel...

Coaches, @yellowfund.bsky.social is six days out from the end of #Fthon26 and just $7,916 from their goal that would get matched from the national level org. Linking my own page where y'all ran the score up, and specific pages who need some love below 🧵 fund.nnaf.org/fundraiser/7...

everybody read Caliban and the Witch NOW

on may 26, 1897 daddy goth was born

life is kinda like the bathroom scene where the president resigns in season 3 episode 9 of VEEP right now

Every NYer feeling like this:

Guns and Rosés: São João Brut Rosé, Lillet Rosé, Bustletown Vodka, Peach Nectar, Lemon, Grapefruit Bitters

In the fight against fascism and repressive laws, there is very little you can do so easily and where you can directly see the effects as when you donate to mutual aid and abortion funds. Yellowhammer is doing important work and is $7k away from matching funds. fund.nnaf.org/campaign/yel...

I just donated $75 to Chania’s fundraiser, if someone matches me she will meet her goal: #Fthon26 fund.nnaf.org/fundraiser/7...

Here are a few more within easy reach of their goals: fund.nnaf.org/fundraiser/7... fund.nnaf.org/fundraiser/7...

hmmmm let's make sure no one ends with $0 chania: fund.nnaf.org/fundraiser/7... erin: fund.nnaf.org/fundraiser/7... kijana: fund.nnaf.org/fundraiser/7... lauren: fund.nnaf.org/fundraiser/7...

Coaches, @yellowfund.bsky.social is six days out from the end of #Fthon26 and just $7,916 from their goal that would get matched from the national level org. Linking my own page where y'all ran the score up, and specific pages who need some love below 🧵 fund.nnaf.org/fundraiser/7...

describing perfumes and clothes I want to buy like a lover I miss

if the american liberal feminist wants to truly be a marxist she must dispose the false dichotomy of good and bad work much like the idea there are good and bad political parties with one coming to save you if just keep voting. all labor is potentially sexually exploitable. ur not THAT special.

everybody read Caliban and the Witch NOW

woke up gorgeous, funny, empathetic, talented, eccentric, and ambitious, and that’s the problem

If you don’t give your lawn guys the day off on Memorial Day you should be fed into a wood chipper. This is based not on reverence for the holiday but bc WHY AM I HEARING LEAF BLOWERS AT 8AM ON A HOLIDAY

The Overlooked Black History of Memorial Day because we started EVERYTHING in this country.

This isn’t even about AI - this is just straight-up misogyny.

I’m listening to The Roots from my patio you cannot make me hate living in a thriving city

I have sat through sets of bands/musicians at music festivals I don’t feel super strongly about because I knew they were influential in their genre or in general and that it’d be cool to witness the skill and artistry of them

a new Defunctland video???

trying to be normal about this race when it’s been an absolute shitshow

Real American Heroes ™

I’ve now lived in five different states as an adult, and the phenomenon of “people outside the metropolitan area of the largest, most diverse city in the state absolutely hate that city and make up crazy shit about it” has been a universal one in my experience

I should be allowed one Quaalude a month

Sunday screenshot dump 1. www.tiktok.com/t/ZP8psvgM9/ 2. www.instagram.com/p/DYupwHgFNj...

I’m in a small town close to the shore having coffee and puzzling with a close friend while it rains I’m Jessica Fletchermaxxing

being goofy with long distance besties www.instagram.com/reel/DYs0i2_...

30-50 shots, what is this an average frat reunion tailgate

back on my bullshit

mozz, cheddar, pepper jack, prosciutto, turkey pepperoni, & sourdough crackers

I’m Kimi Antonelli and welcome to Jack Ass

stroll being in last place in his home race, pleasing 2 me