that the Whos celebrate Christmas suggests some knowledge of Christ, but whether this is our anthropic Christ or a distinctive Who-Christ remains obscure; some have argued Christianity was introduced to them during their refuge with Horton, which of course turns us to the matter of Elephant Religion

girl dinner

you’re telling me a pussy footed this around?

can someone deck me with a bough of holly so I can have visions of sugarplums or nah

the workout I’m about to have today is more of an exorcism than exercise

the crazy thing is I would be impeccable at doing social for a running back. just their brand. let me do it, just for a bit.

Betty Reid Soskin, the National Park Service’s oldest ranger, has died. She was 104.

this monday will not destroy me. i am unstoppable.

Guavanah Landry, it ain’t even green there-uh

Leak ! Leak ! Leak ! Leak ! Leak!

pray for your social media / social marketing friends, especially those of us who are just doing this to fund our creative careers; it’s hell week

realizing I have all the ingredients for sugar cookies with a cinnamon sugar glaze

the funniest common name for something is, without doubt, a walkie talkie. like yeah that’s exactly what they do.

The sound amazon trucks make when they back up is a cryptid

whenever a sex-based scandal breaks in which one of the parties involved were not consenting, particularly when the other party was in a position power, all I can think is how many people allowed it to happen.

Michael Sheen is just. An exemplary human being in so many ways

damn that's crazy

button that summons coffee and a croissant

Lost Music, II, by Agnes Pelton, 1950 (rotated), 📸 by Eric Hiller

smh jmu

i shouldve asked for an airbrush machine for christmas like i actually wanted

ok short version, only current coaches/coordinators: • Golding • Key • Lanning • RichRod if Pittman’s too talkative

if my outfit doesn’t wind up looking straight from 1978 or 1998 I feel as though I’ve failed my sartorial vision

every playoff game is on a different drug

pancakes and pain (college football playoffs)

I wasn’t emotionally prepared to see Pete Golding fully gray

You're not doomed to become a bigot as you get old just because the world changes in ways you didn't anticipate and/or don't understand. All you have to do is care about being good to people. That's it.

You may think progressive causes and gumps don't go together, but my grandmother is Queen Gump and last year for Xmas we donated to a fund for trans kids in her name, and she loved it so much she cried

Whole buncha yall owe Yellowhammer Fund money www.yellowhammerfund.org

Hey y’all

ty Simpson, God’s dumbest angel

i’m at my tits end

Ulta the Friday before Christmas was my bravest move

The mental health nonprofit I’m a partner with was hacked and all recurring donations deleted from the payment platform. Please considering throwing Everyone’s Healing some dollars today www.everyoneshealing.com

epsilon sigma rho nu looks tight

getting a self tape submitted under the wire feels like defusing a bomb

I love my two blackout drunk Minnesota sons

emoji blessing of the day: 💫🫰🖤⚡🎲⚡🖤🫰💫

actor work: my audition process for a 30 second commercial is approximately 2 ½ hrs long including uploading the videos to Casting Networks I want this commercial so badly that I do 14 takes of the 3 lines they give me I will send 6 (2 takes of each) and the best nonchalant slate I can muster

every time i record with @girlthatsscary.blacksky.app is a good time

i can tell my meds aren't doing shit this week because my brain has been a Hit Clip of Sugar by Trick Daddy all damn day

if it’s one thing I’ll do it’s give myself a deadline

had to pause the movie and remind myself I’m not having a panic attack it’s just the reaction to MULHOLLAND DRIVE Lynch wanted you to have

will be getting lots of reaction use from this one

Hey everyone, if you want to get my new book from a non-Amazon source, I got you covered! Here’s a link to indie bookstores!

love seeing old men dying their hair and getting plugs. so cunt. divas are timeless.