i don't wanna be a marketing whiz i wanna be the designated liaison to the oracle in the forest who ultimately "disappears" with them

fascinated by the folks who fish in Piedmont park’s lake

Barbie (2023)

guys I’m sorry but have you looked through Getty images for yesterday 💀

call me Frankenstein the way I bring him back to life

pls no more talky talky, my cerebellum is cotton candy

does your mom randomly text you worship songs you never wanted to hear again and derail your brain for a moment or are you not burdened with being ex evangelical

PSA this is basically spicy-sweet pimento cheese dip

@glitterburrito.bsky.social just wanted to let you know Kelli won last night and won BIG. Thanks for having her on HDYGH. First step to the presidency complete!

My coven sister Julia’s neighbor who has filed with the city (ATL) against her for having edible vegetation in her neighborhood If you’d like to join us in petitioning for her to keep her yard, please email the address in this doc, and we’ve made a message template/ docs.google.com/document/d/1...

I hope the 88-90 marietta losers who stayed home and let this happen have a shitty day

Democrats have flipped 2 seats in the Mississippi senate, and in so doing they've broken the GOP's supermajority in the chamber.

OH MY GOD, DDHQ CALLS IT AND DEMS FLIP BOTH STATEWIDE ELECTIONS IN GEORGIA

hey all of tales from the crypt is on youtube

hire Blayne www.ewhag.com/waterloo-web...

letting myself get hurt by a man (Trader Joe) again

new drag name, Bene Gessertit

never done coke but i have found out incredible news right as i went to take my extended release adderall for the day

A very specific and heartfelt good morning to Natalie Maines

you're joking?????????????????

working late on my first day, capitalism u will never be that girl

I know I’m gonna be an awesome vampire because I don’t miss jack shit about normal human activities

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new job celebrash

Meet me here

if I’m overwhelmed with things *on* my med… I am brewing a whole essay on how I lived before them

being my friend

first day of being someone's weird coworker somewhere new

David Lynch altar for the Día de Muertos celebration at Hollywood Forever.

my show crush said hey to me while I was getting my mask for the night and I just said “hi” back then broke eye contact because the costumers were trying to ask me something at the same time

A lot of people think that national CFB media don't like Freeze because he's conservative, or Christian, or both. No, it's because he's a fundamental phony who treats people badly and grants himself absolution without changing his behavior, in exactly the ways Jason predicted years ago

if I ever got murdered no one would hear me struggle over the sounds of neighborhood leafblowers

do NOT get the caribou coffee equivalent of a venti

I have worked for 23 straight days I have 6 more left

I keep spinning “iwuddahiredheem” in my head and laughing I’ve been cursed

U.S. Citizen Shot by ICE in Ontario, CA Released From Custody With Bullet Still Lodged In Shoulder lataco.com/ontario-man-... By Aisha Wallace-Palomares and @el_tragon_de_LA

would anyone like me to hit them over the head with a large mallet and make birds circle over their head

work made the mistake/incredible choice to put me in a shredded black and gray tutu and a spot in the same area as a giant grim reaper animatronic who plays violin so undead ballerina is having a field day

Non Negotiable November if it’s not on my routine or making me glad to be alive, it’s getting cut

Fall of the House of Usha

happy October 32nd

green room played Christmas music to get us out of costumes faster, it worked!

Off to work the show- we’re open all weekend + next Friday and Saturday, c u l8r

“I am in a dress, I have gel in my hair, I haven’t slept all night, I’m starved and I’m armed. Don’t. Mess with me.”

😈 my time has come

stop for a second and vibe w/me spotify.link/L3SPNId8UXb

BOSTON (AP) — Judges order the federal government to use contingency funds for SNAP food aid payments during the shutdown.