life is a magic show at a kids birthday party

first bolt of the season, baby!

Sending my pay from last night’s show to refugee youth via this donation list. You, too, can pretend you came to the show last night by loudly banging some spoons on some pans in your kitchen and buying some gear for refugees. h/t @glitterburrito.bsky.social for the heads up.

over expose my dick, dude

incredible shoot today with my friend Lisa, who did Valyn Hall’s makeup for Righteous Gemstones 🖤🥰

we can clear this list, coaches

key for recruits, build a highlight(er) reel

NOT SO FAST, MY FRIEND

Looked at the playbook dialed up a favorite.

coach Allison coming in hot with the real 3rd quarter push we need to get down

That’s what we like to see. Direct attack at the line(d paper).

fighting the urge to take the devil’s nap

we can clear this list, coaches

Sunday is the perfect day to donate school supplies to refugee youth! Pick what you want to donate and it ships directly to us! www.amazon.com/hz/wishlist/...

wild what a good photoshoot does for my mental health

It’s interesting that unlike this administration, God has no problem removing a Confederate monument

did shots of water instead of alcohol tonight, immaculate vibes

cup, innit

Support Carey here, if able: www.gofundme.com/f/back-our-s...

if u send me more than 3 videos at a time to watch, baby that’s a film festival and I don’t have a ticket

cemetery stroll brunch 🙂‍↕️🙂‍↕️🙂‍↕️🙂‍↕️

RIP Bonnie Tyler. And RIP Tandi Iman Dupree. This remains the best stage entrance by a drag queen of all time, even some 25 years later, and the best use of Tyler’s “Holding Out for a Hero” ever. youtu.be/IHQA5vqn6rw?...

I’m buying myself flowers and a lipstick (that will almost certainly be a shade similar to one I already own) tomorrow

@ everyone in yankees stadium tonight

sometimes speaking to people feels like speaking to a genie except none of your wishes get granted

if u were a plant what would you be

this movie was (is) everything to me.

*i so pale voice* i so tired

ATL especially west side: sign the petition against building a data center in Adair Park. Must be a city resident: swarmatl.org/petition

let’s check in on dad’s final work day before retirement

Hey Nayvadius, you’ve done it again

sad in the stripclub hive it’s our time

I had seven meetings today

taking a walk around my neighborhood just after it finished raining while listening to a playlist I curate for evening walks, seeing people take staged candid photos and remembering I get to live somewhere they come visit as a tourist >>>>>>

fellow skincare freaks: cvs and various other types sell a $26 knockoff of the $250 OG NuFace Mini now that NuFace has updated (maybe the patent expired) their body style and settings. I will test & compare.

if you’re in line for me to like a pic of your animal stay in line

I heard u had animal pics on your phone

It’s called elevated horror, T. It’s when the dracula is actually that your family sucks.

@petrathepostdoc.bsky.social I read this important news that bumblebees have OPINIONS www.theguardian.com/environment/...

“Women should take accountability for being in abusive relationsh-“

Losing my mind at this Murder, She Wrote promo

so they can all claim to have spoken to mitch but when I say I’ve had conversations with the dead I’m “crazy” and “hallucinating”

okay I shouldn’t be working I should be on a beach with minimal cell service

butcher had a sale and I got this NY strip for half off. went full cavewoman.

Im against firing squad except for 6 AM leaf blowers

Your two cents is why they are getting rid of pennies. Stop talking to me.