the problem with spending your morning drinking on a river is you end up filled with an overwhelming need to be perfectly still but always in motion

under no circumstances are you required to engage with anything an ancap says

Preparing for my float down the salt tomorrow by bathing in sunscreen tonight

Annihilation (2018)

Slippy, no!

Finally staying in an airbnb that recognizes the importance of blackout curtains

I’ve got two stoner metal shows coming up in August and September so I’m gonna just not shave

Americans when they hear Europeans don't have air conditioning

Hey, buddy, who do you think you are?

I only just learned this experientially a few weeks ago when I stayed in an airbnb with an infestation

I'm running in 2028 on a platform to place every "alt"-account poster in a Supermax prison

they should invent a breakfast sausage you can eat for dinner

When your campaign is doing so bad you resort to sharing your opponent’s nude images for some reason

Nothing. I am mistaken again.

I feel like yall just abandoned moo deng

air conditioning is the European version of the Onion article, "'No Way to Prevent This,' Says Only Nation Where This Regularly Happens"

You don’t have to listen to the French either

Fun fact: in Europe, more than THREE TIMES as many people die annually from the heat than die from GUN VIOLENCE in the US. news.un.org/en/story/202... publichealth.jhu.edu/center-for-g... Air conditioning saves lives.

I love it when ppl say bluesky is this like awful place where you get screamed at all day. that doesn’t happen to me i just hang out you must be really annoying if that happens to you

Success is the best revenge. Or maybe arson. The point is, be vengeful

Phoenix has some that are less of a megastructure and more like a cryptid

Yall know that you can buy a floor ac unit that doesn’t hang out a window right

Love how in chain of command jellico is like Troi wear a normal uniform and it’s treated like a horrible thing but the actress was tired of wearing objectifying jumpsuits

The United States is like a cockroach (complimentary) and a cockroach (derogatory)

Let’s go us mutant ninja turtles

this is so fucking funny

Infamous Inamos

I especially love this diagram.

Growing up in Tucson it always felt like there was an annual debate in the city council for every 4th between “woo fireworks” and “remember how everything caught fire last year.” And when woo fireworks won the debate, everything would catch fire.

tfw you nailed it

“Your solution for climate change pales in comparison to my solution to climate change, culling the elderly and infirm”

I dunno man even the ancient Persians figured this one out.

All of the discourse I’ve seen has been Americans being like hey these are ways to actually survive a heatwave from our experiences living in a hotter place and Europeans going “fuck you.”

I’m not victim blaming Europeans during this heat wave, but they did invent industrialization so

A lot of the people getting weird about a/c usage are probably too hot to think straight rn

lawyer here, my opinion on SCOTUS would get me disbarred.

I hate that the Supreme Court has made the simple task of publishing opinions into an inane top-secret ritual that forces everyone at home to frantically refresh a browser tab just to find out if the Voting Rights Act still exists

In general we shouldn’t take advice from the English about anything.

Thomas says in a concurring opinion that the Commerce Clause only allows Congress to regulate interstate “commerce,” not “manufacturing” or “agriculture.” (????)

24th century and they’re still using Philips head screws smdh

“You can’t air condition a railroad” “Well you can’t take a train if you’re dead so maybe a/c isn’t the solution for that.”

Moving lots of tiny drops of water into a gigantic bucket doesn’t change the water level that much. While a/c contributes a little to the heat island you know what contributes more to it? Things that absorb and reflect or create heat.

*nodding sagely* you know who else demanded unflinching loyalty to the party?

Trump’s second border wall could wipe out three species found nowhere else but Quitobaquito azmirror.com/2026/06/24/t...

yes it can

they should make a pizza you can eat for breakfast