What this year needs is another futurama revival

lmao @ someone thinking the many people who work at parks should have to live on the park.

Just got some impressively long AI generated spam that had a random invoice at the bottom and I have to wonder if it was designed to trick someone who's using AI to read their emails to automatically pay the invoice.

Anyway drip coffee is better than pour over, which is basically just drip coffee

I bought an $80 silk sleeping mask and I regret to inform you all that that was the best sleep I've had in months

They really need to make a cocktail glass you can chew

The thing about you being on Bluesky is that if you personally posted better every single problem in the world from war to poverty would be solved

You can have a pile of jalea mixta whenever you want…

tfw Pliny speaks of living mas

107°F in the shade isn’t that bad

Pretty easy to avoid this conclusion because this website doesn’t matter. It’s got like a million MAUs. This website is 1/500th the size of Twitter. It could do with less shouting though.

Oh it’s hot today

it is flatly not possible to assume good faith of anyone who claims not to recognize the republican party as a white supremacist party seeking, as its central policy, resegregation

I think I'll sit this one out.

Weirdly enough I also have a The from two months ago but that’s my only draft

Been narrowly avoiding a migraine all day which has been nice I guess

Hearing reports of a second river catching fire

Gonna be trying this thing this week called “going to bed at 10pm”

we love a weakly-branded sysco front end dont we folks

This calls for Benedict

It’s kicking off www.12news.com/article/news...

One simultaneous rodeo

Most of the time Tucson is Don here but apparently not when it comes to sports.

Honestly fucking love what happens where when I say I’m from Tucson. The fight or flight response I get from people that give a shit about sports rivalries is funny af

Just watched a new hummer absolutely fail to navigate a parking lot successfully

Adulthood is just cycling between "If I don't say yes to every opportunity, no new opportunities will ever be offered to me" and "Oh no, I have said yes to too many things" over and over until you die.

Asking a bartender where the bartenders go to drink never fails to find good recs

I’m gonna go to a tiki bar that I hopefully won’t get covid from while worrying about not getting hanta

Palmer drought index. Worst ever. Worse than the dust bowl. Fire season is coming.

using this airbnb's lack of smoke detectors as an opportunity to re-season the place's cast iron

Gotta remember that now that I have a consistent source of income again I can just go out to lunch.

When I show up for an 11:15 barber appointment they should be able to take me at 11:15 this isn’t a doctors office

Kinda wild how all the things I was responsible for when I worked for airbnb they didn’t do anything about once I quit.

look around you. look around you. just look around you. There. Now take a fresher look.

Found out my airbnb doesn’t have any working smoke detectors

The most important reason why Democrats should refuse to capitulate to these illegal and illegitimate acts like what just took place in Virginia is because capitulation only reinforces the belief that politics is futile, which in turn increases the probability that people will turn to violence.

personally I think deciding election maps through non-democratic processes is bad

When I was a kid one of my chores was hosing down pack rat middens for dust control and scaring off any deer mice so I would really prefer it if we didn’t do this one…

My coworkers are discovering how much I personally enjoy chaos but professionally construct order and I hope one day they figure out why because I still don’t

tfuck is everyone talking about soup

happy Tom Holland stormwater management day to all who celebrate.

I’ve reached the age where I’ve decided I need an electric recliner, for my agonies…

I’m gonna have some shrimp tempura

good lord if another person who I've told "I literally dont live at my house anymore take what you want" asks me if they can take X thing I am going to scream

Decided it was a good idea to walk to lunch today so I’m just gonna be delirious for the rest of the afternoon.

Great day to bring up the time he under estimated the Sonoran Desert. youtu.be/qK4G2KpmqFU?...

If you wanna go fast go alone, if you wanna go insane go together.