"Our moving company only hires professionals to do your packing..." "I actually dont give a shit about my stuff so if you wanna hire some chimps to break everything that's fine"

Watching a former instructor at my law school develop AI-induced psychosis in real-time is something that I absolutely saw coming. And also this is actually insane.

Hey, buddy, who do you think you are?

Alright. found some guys to hopefully pack up and not steal all my stuff, found someone to sell my house hopefully before the market crashes, now I just need to find a place to fill with all ym stuff

We aint beating the baudrillard charges that's for sure

it's kind of wild that we're just doing Credit Mobilier 2.0

ANCIENT REPTILIAN BRAIN - There is nothing. Only warm, primordial blackness. Your conscience ferments in it -- no larger than a single grain of malt. You don't have to do anything anymore.

Shit, I took a poli sci seminar my sophomore year of college from a bunch of ex darpa guys and this was basically the thesis

I wish I had access to Costco’s inventory database because I would love to find the weirdest food at any given Costco

is that good

found one that's ten years old and it's good. so ive got that going for me

This is an excellent summary of the US War on Iran current situation. I’m an existentialist and borderline absurdist and even I struggle with the current moment. This summary is just fantastic.

Lotta people buying fallout-branded root beer and toilet paper, hard to read the signs on that one

God I love the future tourists asking on the local subreddit about our weather right now. We dont know when it will cool down, you should absolutely not go hiking.

I do think it's a little funny that my buddies who weren't old enough to remember the Iraq War are going to me and saying "yeah I understand your politics now"

There’s a palpable tension at the Costco today

might go for communion today* *costco hot dog

The best part of “federation will fix this” is if I see anyone replying from mastodon I just block them.

"The US-Israel war on Iran is draining the global carbon budget faster than 84 countries combined." www.theguardian.com/world/2026/m...

it's wild his full name was entertainment entertainment cummings

I want fully staffed public pools, and libraries that are cathedrals to public goods and a society where walling yourself off with money is viewed as sociopathic.

Watching DTF St Louis and good lord Jason Bateman’s character needs to request a lawyer…

Made a martini with botanist, lillet and Chamberyzette and I would recommend doing that

alright I'll bite, who's robert mueller

might as well light up the grill I guess

Pretty neat how it’s spring and 104°F out right now.

Pretty neat how it’s spring and 103°F out right now

Really cannot overstate how bonkers the heat wave out West is. Just obliterating records. 🧪

Monkey Wrench Gang

I’m too lazy to argue about it, but it’s *extremely* funny to see Europeans claim that the United States has less majestic scenery and wilderness than their own. if the U.S. has such lame natural wonders, why do Germans keep insisting on visiting them and dying in easily preventable ways?

I do think we should teach beavers the secrets of dynamite.

The weekend after a wfh day is weird, like the compulsion to get on the day computer is extremely strong

I do have some questions as to what Gore Verbinski has been up to. Yes.

Old Man Yells at Claude

Watching Good Luck Have Fun Don’t Die and it’s good

Seen tacked to a community board on my walk

they're telling me this milk has 25% extra protein in it compared to regular milk

might buy a home in Sun City because that's just funny

I do think it's a little funny how friends who have worked with me on the order of decades are hearing about my new job and their first response is "you're going to make enemies"

Now I've been handed off to a loan expert who has emailed me pictures of his family??? (??????)

Was trying to get a quick calc on mortgages and now Im talking to an AI Agent who has decided to hand me off to another AI Agent

Very bad situation in Hawaii. Wahiawa Dam failure in progress or anticipated.

"So how many boxes are you going to need" Idk man Im not a moving company

Also a longer term discussion around how Twitter actively pursued getting government on Twitter at the expense of government doing it themselves, which they should’ve, and how Elon thus destroyed a lot of infrastructure

Love getting job emails now that I can reply with "sorry I already got a job and you didn't get back to me in 6 months"

love filling out a form on a website which prompts someone to call you requesting more information, that's exactly the right way to go about this

Hudson Point, Grand Canyon-Parashant National Monument #NPS #NationalParkService #GrandCanyon-Parashant

Here’s the thing: People with a deep sensory and cultural memory of oppression and survival know when the vibes are off. If you don’t believe us at our ‘hey uh this doesn’t feel great’ you’re setting us up on an express bus to…the things that are happening right now.