Oh yeah Well if signal is so secure why are all my group chats named “Houthi PC small group?”

Nothing that a fresh load of laundry and clean bed linens won’t fix

Huge fan of my new councilwoman. Fuck the RTA.

feels good to block anyone with a canadian flag in their bio with opinions on any local politics.

it's so satisfying when the stitches start coming out...

Something you won't hear about on national news. Two people killed by Border Patrol in a vehicle chase. Just one example of the everyday violence of the border. maxgranger.substack.com/p/breaking-b...

To come under siege was the inevitable fate of power.

one downside to being in ageing liberal town adjacent to a massive military base is we got a lot of bootlickers

ros and grond, let's get that dreog

one of the agents said “okay we know” when we were whistling so i leaned in and whistled louder and he threatened to pepper spray me. i then said “are you scared of a fucking whistle dawg” and he very meekly said “no i’m not scared of a whistle”

whale_ebooks

Victory for the Luminous Path.

Didn’t see this coming from Gallego tbh. Good on him. Guess the crypto lobby ran out of juice.

I’m just glad Joe Biden isn’t alive to see what’s happened to America, it would break his heart

Yeah I super don’t accept his apology even though he was right to tell me 15 years ago I needed to wear more vests

I haven't always agreed with Conover on everything, but I certainly agree with her on this.

this is legitimately the first time in my life i've thought I could successfully run for president

Some youths asked me how tall I was and the look of joy they gave after I told them I was 6’7”

CrashOut! At The Hardware Store

Staving off the madness with a trip to the hardware store

I did not have ICE attempting to violate the Vienna Convention on Diplomatic Relations and nearly causing a diplomatic incident on my risk register and you know what, that’s on me.

My lil mobile hotspot finally arrived today so Im gonna check out www.eff.org/deeplinks/20...

i worry a lot of dudes left minnesota mad and without any serious consequences and they're gonna take it out on my friends and neighbors next

if you're mad at me that I limit my replies because I don't want people arguing with me then you're exactly the reason why i limit my replies

Bovino getting booted from Minneapolis is a win worth celebrating, but know when you tell Border Patrol to "go back to the border," this is what they're going back to do:

had no idea that 20 years ago when we drunkenly relieved ourselves on the frat house that palantir eventually heavily recruited from that it was actually praxis

kinda feel like more people should know that illegally entering the US, under what the law actually says, is supposed to carry about the same penalties as a speeding ticket

A lot of Dems are going to take Bovino and Noem being fired as the finish line, and it's very important to make it clear to them that it is a starting line

hey guys check this out: terran_3.mp3

Future Historians are going to look at ICE agents fleeing Minnesota by going to Maine in the deep winter as trying to dig themselves out of a hole.

good night.

Ice luminaries on Lake Nokomis, which is on a flight path from MSP airport. #ICEout

You don’t have to treat an ostensibly smart person acting foolish any different than you should a fool. Doesn’t matter if they’re being a smartass or a dumbass, they’re still an ass.

The right consolidating around the fact that Noem is the most expendable is both predictable but satisfying.

Vancouver’s public transit must be so fast, seems like they’ve got Stargates everywhere in British Columbia

Stay away from that. You'll release the greasels!

Firing Bovino but not restoring this baby to his family tells you all you need to know

Historically a large portion of the American Electorate loves symbolic victories and it’s important for you to yell at everyone you know who does.

Political Scientists would call it a "tactical concession" (RRS' Spiral Model). Human rights and democracy campaigners need to make sure it leads to more gains (positive spiral) instead of stalling progress (negative spiral).

They say millennials are the first generation to not go more conservative as we age, but the first time I took one of those political compass tests was in high school and I got -10,-10 so there’s really been nowhere else for me to move

Tried to eat a cookie, that was a mistake

I successfully cooked the exact right amount of pasta please clap

According to some reports here they already are

I think it’s important to point out everything that everybody else has already pointed out

Who else is celebrating by gnawing on some shrimp rn

I applied to two jobs I wont get and cold emailed another org I want to work for. im done networking for the day

Was faced with the prospect of attending a lawyer happy hour tonight and I’ve decided against it

Ok so where are they headed next

"Hey you should volunteer until the job market improves" "Ok do you know any orgs with volunteer opportunities?" "Nah they're all too underwater to coordinate that right now" "Maybe they could hire more people then?" "Nah the job market isn't good enough for that"