me, pointing: that’s crow

Before the trombone was invented, trombone players were widely regarded as common maniacs

This is Tucson's Miracle Mile. The idea that saying there's an ICE operation ongoing in that general area is "doxxing" is so ridiculous it hardly bears repeating, and yet the person saying it has close personal ties to the Department of Justice (remember the Epstein invite?).

in applying to jobs between NM and AZ I will say that NM uses way better HR software than AZ

The Democratic Party's formula for the last 50 years has been "Let's be friendly with extreme wealth and maybe we can also get modest policy wins sometimes." The last 10 years and this year in particular should be conclusive proof of how badly this has failed. But we're stuck with it anyway

the only state org i really wanna work for opened up a bunch of job opportunities all within my wheelhouse and I applied to all of them, given how they have thus far not responded to a single job application since 2024 right before the AZ hiring freeze, I am not optimistic.

time to collect my last CLE credit of the year for a bar license I have yet to use in an industry without jobs

on one hand my dealer offers maintenance for life so my shop repairs are free, on the other sometimes when they say they have a part on hand to finish a recall what they mean is they dont actually have that part

*chanting* dead pool dead pool dead pool dead pool

Imperial delenda est

I am dead serious when I say that if one of the most vulnerable people in the country can do this with the right allies, no fight in American politics is completely hopeless.

Haven’t watched this week’s pluribus but my response to last week’s was a loud “but the Darien gap!”

I spent my entire public policy masters program basically screaming this and the response was mainly “hey keep it down and just publish”

*stares directly at the camera trying to hold back a smirk*

I was never meant to have a career, I was meant to live in a cave by the village dispensing cryptic wisdom and accepting only random charity

it's the recipe!! ^^

It costs $0 to retweet this photo of Sy Ableman on the cover of Wife Magazine

I do think there’s a whole set of people out there who ask for suggestions (like for a restaurant) on Reddit because then if they try it and don’t like it they’re psychologically insulated from failure.

plunge into the deeps

One benefit of having a truck is you can say things like “my truck’s in the shop” when your truck is in the shop

i think it's pretty funny that 100% of the times there's been a civil war it was declared by white supremacists, and 100% of the times there hasn't been a civil war but they've just decided there was it was also declared by white supremacists.

Lol at every university trustee and law firm partner who concluded they had no choice but to play ball with this bumbling fool

ah the utah-arizona border, lotta fundy compounds out that way

i dont really collect friends so much as potential heist members

Study Finds 80% Of Americans Lack Social Connections To Pull Off Heist https://theonion.com/study-finds-80-of-americans-lack-social-connections-to-pull-off-heist/

On a fundamental level I do think it’s extremely funny that the massive intellectual property protection empire is investing in a plagiarism machine

once again thinking about a non-profit fellowship that I applied to that ended up going to influencers

Tfw you’re absolutely covered in spermaceti

All of my enclosure enrichments need charging

What if I became an ascetic living on mist alone

Update:

Pornhub has released the top most searched terms in the United States and every state searched “industrial crane lifting a dark and dripping shape from an unquiet sea” bc America is going through it,

Lmao love it when someone is like “I want land protected from development but I don’t want a national park because then people will show up to enjoy it, and that means it’ll be developed” It’s like a nimby ouroboros that’s also somehow pro-development

Kinda wild how they stopped making marvel movies like 6 years ago. Woulda thought that was a franchise that was just gonna keep going.

Occasionally I think it’s important to mention that my life dream is to own a geyser

One Hundred Beers of Solitude

Kourtney and Khloe take the Khramptons

Story telling and pacing was a little rough on this one but I do think they should keep making as many predator movies as the market can handle. More even

Watching the new predator and man this planet sucks

Thinking how great a Christmas miracle would be

*extremely john cena voice* anthropophagy

Justifying my purchase of a portable record player by realizing that had this existed when I was in college I would’ve purchased the hell out of it then.

New report from the Colorado River Research Group: Dancing with Deadpool. It begins: "Conditions on the Colorado River are, to put it bluntly, dire." www.colorado.edu/center/gwc/C...

Hawkins, Indiana voted for Trump three times

Someone reached out for info on some old gold claims my dad had and I am now reading through his old reports. One thing that’s struck me is he was exceedingly good at explaining geomorphology in ways that I can easily understand. You can also tell how deep the autism runs in this family.

The university bought Claude AI for students to use. Here it is at work, denying that the East Wing of the White House has been demolished. Great stuff, academia.

legs are still coming btw

I still think it’s funny when Gandalf was like “this is my horse he’s like the king of all horses” and everyone was like “yeah sure Gandalf that’s fine whatever”