Saw a post recently calling Amanda Palmer "Steampunk Ghislaine Maxwell."

The state of dew releases

if you think the Lindsey Graham retrospectives were disrespectful, check out the Indy reddit reaction to the broad ripple condado's closing

Garffeld Pt 5

언제 놔줄까하고 보는 묘닝!

back in the late 2000s it was the ambition of every middle schooler to become "the Seanbaby of Nintendo games" when they grew up

Good news, everybody. Aortic ruptures are supposed to hurt like a motherfucker. apnews.com/article/lind...

Instant Transmission

Ton...you don't gotta help me. I'll easily pass a drug test

Was posting too hard today. I always go too hard on my last day off before a few 12s

this is going to be my week I can feel it

Bill Clinton is an anti-Arab racist but even he's a political animal and a ball knower and he temporarily forgot about that personal animosity when he saw med-student Abdul.

Sneezing so hard all the cats look at me

Flying my wife in from China.

have you ever been so peaceful in your life

Air to Ground Message: PEOPLE HELPING PEOPLE GOOD STUFF. THANKS. Area: Blaine, MN, USA Type: Boeing 737 MAX 9 A: #aa4218e96b3 F: #f754f6c1a7d

STILL FRANKEN AFTER ALLLLL THEEESE YEAARRRS

Wim Wenders 95

Watching Ben Hur the way it was meant to be seen

Every single senator has killed more people than any random guy from your city doing 25 to life, they just get to do it in a way we have all agreed makes it not real for some reason. We're governed by serial killers!! www.welcometohellworld.com/the-rube-gol...

trust but verify

This guy has that beady little sociopath stare many such cases

The blood vessel in Lindsay Graham’s brain last night:

Halloween in July friends we're seated for a 10am showing of Evil Dead

What if Lindsay Graham died choking on a big ol South Carolina-style barbecue sandwich with the vinegar sauce and all that coleslaw mmmm that's good eating

Please take my theories seriously.

Lindsay Graham was born on July *9* and he died July *11*? 🤔 Think about it

step one the first hand distracts the audience all week with mitch mcconnell. step two the second hand sets up the trick with lindsey graham while everyone's focus is elsewhere. step three that's the majestic baby, christopher nolan's the odyssey now playing in IMAX next friday

Sunday mornings are usually so dead on here, but now it's something else that is dead

Lindsay Graham was a bloodthirsty ogre responsible for a lot of evil and misery and he is in Hell now. Hell is real btw

Really hoping for a shot of Argentina's little libertarian elf president in the crowd. Show me that freak doing air guitar for some reason while looking like rockabilly Dudley Moore.

Stinky

If Norway wins Edward the Confessor's line is reinstated

OOF SIZE

Was at a service for a family friend who passed away and Kate's cousin kept asking me what I thought about The Odyssey getting "all time bad reviews" and that "James Gunn had to go online to defend it" and I was confused until he said he thought he directed it. Anyway a true blessing to their memory

Watched Ghost World again this afternoon which still holds up pretty much perfectly

"Fiona Apple never lies and is always right" is something to live by. Remember when she dropped that real shit winning an MTV Movie Award and everyone rolled their eyes? Fucking losers. Fiona Apple Always Vindicated

Just spooked Boki off the couch screaming SHIT SHIT as I saw the pass and then SHIT GODDAMMIT as he made the goal

Norway is substituting a player for a "giant with wooly mammoth" campsite from Skyrim which will take up the top right quadrant of their side of the play field

Abolish ICE.

saw a truck for a company called Absolute Chimneys and I can’t stop saying that to myself as if I’m an English soccer announcer calling a free kick that sailed over the crossbar

What's this chimney stuff if it's about making fun of Harry Kane then choo choo imo