Damn this fucking sucks. One of my all-time favorite standups. Prayers up for the Mirman, "Man of the Sea"

Iranian President Masoud Pezeshkian released this open letter to the American people today x.com/drpezeshkian...

Trump didn't cut into AEW wrestling on TBS if you need something to watch for the next 20-30 mins

He committed to the judge to pay all his tickets by Monday 4/6 and then he'll be able to get his driver's license back and then he'll probably move up here with us. If you want to help a young Black refugee get a fresh start, v: colocha_rachel $: ColochaRachel DM for zelle/paypal

Hi all. I’m coming to y’all with a personal need. If you’ve been connected to me since Twitter, you may remember that I have a young man/mentee in my life from our time in St. Louis. He owes some court fees for some ongoing racist St. Charles County shit and I want to help him pay them.

One thing I like about social media is if someone tells you to take a long walk off a short pier, that is regarded as a real and serious death threat

Tearing up because this parrot just like. Loves Steely Dan so much www.instagram.com/reel/DWce-7d...

Using the pedophile emoji in his display name disregard

Should have rolled in an old CRT and VCR on a cart right beside the judges and popped in Bloodsport for my man

HBD D. BOON

I must know more about this product

Will Be Very Interesting To See What Happens

This is what being good friends with the lawyer who defended Nestlé against child slavery laws does 2 u

Microwaving fish in the club

This is a verified GoFundMe for librarian Luanne James from the Rutherford County Library Alliance. gofund.me/f7704eb98 Read what happened to this hero: www.newschannel5.com/news/rutherf...

I'm going to be the new scotus guy around here now so you better get used to me saying things like "gorsuch's ad hoc argument is as follows: pee pee poo poo" and things of that nature

bibimbapfication kink

A Cat For Our Times - Morris, 1986 Vector-green moggies and retro-tech. This ginger techie was one of the many Morris mascots for the 9Lives brand of cat food over the decades.

This is a real thing in Wisconsin. The health department has to put out warnings every year telling people not to eat raw hamburger

This bit from Alas, Babylon is way more messed up than all the nuclear holocaust stuff imo

Ultimately it's always been about the right to abuse children.

Good Boy Day of Invisibility

Doing a lot of mutin' today. Some blockin', but mostly mutin'.

Any successful news operation that emerges going forward will have to be unabashedly left wing. Landlords fucking people over? That's a left wing cause. Businesses polluting? Left wing. City councilor is corrupt? Left wing. Workers being mistreated? Sports stadium displacing housing? Buddy,

A common thing you hear from Journalism Knowers is something like "Do you want people to write 'and that is bad' every time?" and the answer is yes. I do want that.

Great. Now Benjamin fucking Ryan is tweeting about this. Now this will get that fuckface Jesse Singal tweeting to his transphobe followers

if we're expected to think of the context of this man's reporting & give him grace, can't we also think about the context in which trans people are receiving this reporting and give them some fucking grace?

“this edible ain’t shit” 30 mins later:

It's really something, for SCOTUS to strike down a conversion therapy ban on Trans Day of Visibility.

8-1. would love to hear the democratic party dead-enders spin this one for me!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

We are drowning There is no sign of land You are coming down with us Hand in unlovable hand

learning metric conversion via whimsical vintage australian stamps

must suck to be a guy named Al right now everybody calling you slop

rare boki song

In the Matrix, cash is king

Eating slices of ahi tuna with my bare hands

The moment in “Let Me See You” where he mashes up the instrumental of “Dreams” by the Cranberries with the vox from “Boyz” by MIA…

That's right

Smh looks like they refuse to let a white boy have any motion

standing in the doorway, waiting for my wife to get off her call so i can tell her that i broke the glass plate in the microwave

Fun to listen to the guy on NPR speak very plainly about the horrific details of this law only to just sort of leave it hanging out there awkwardly with no further analysis before slipping back into equivocations and reminding people about October 7

Peter Weir has grounded his son Andy

They think everyone else is a clout seeker as void of moral commitments as they are. Not that these moral commitments are always good, mind you. But they can’t even imagine their existence, for better or worse.