They're just killing us.

Is this the same Fox host who said on air he slashed a new producer's tires so he could offer her a ride to get her alone because he thought she was hot, or was that another degenerate Fox host

And racism. That guy needs to be locked up!

I'm getting really sick of seeing rapists just get to promote rape on TV and in the government day in and day out with no consequences or truly any reaction at all at this point

Jesus Christ that's 14th Century Peasant Jason Bourne

Speaking of being good and helpful: shut the fuck up, dude.

i think this is my favorite moment of any bugs bunny episode. i frequently quote this one youtu.be/NR_wTvd1cGU?...

Investigators have released their preliminary report on the crash involving a LEGO 747 and Space Shuttle earlier this week. flightradar24.com/blog/flight-...

Deserves to lose. They all do, until the people who make up the bench of the Democratic Party start defending their people. This across-the-board refusal to stick up for trans kids, people who live in cities, people who look different from The Waltons, people who don't go to church - it's a message!

they should’ve used coolio fantastic voyage in the odyssey trailer

Donkey Kong Country OST - Aquatic Ambience [Cousin Yelling Version]

The Phillies are on track to play the Mets for a further 7 innings, today

the american youth that had the balls to stand up to their universities, their mayors, their governors, and our presidents did this

single party country, run by white supremacists. they told us that the prairieland case was them setting an example. the democrats truly don’t give a shit, this is all on us now.

Top-tier Divorced Guy behavior: thinking your ex-wife is willing to cover and lie for you and not being right about that.

This is more unsettling than anything I saw in Evil Dead Burn

This does not mean give up or stop it means go harder and get more people involved

one of the few things the socialist and working class movement can have on its side is its numbers

I love a good headline-only bit from the Onion but if it's animal related it's doubly funny to me

Throw em up if u got off early today

I'm so proud of my kid, their teacher Mr. Aaron Sorkin Real Doll gave them all As

caitlin clark needs the sean mcvay strength coach to keep her ass on the fucking bench

(to the tune of Weird Science by Oingo Boingo) death doula

Dog Meets Owner At Door In Desperate Attempt To Get Ahead Of Diarrhea-Rug Scandal https://theonion.com/dog-meets-owner-at-door-in-desperate-attempt-to-get-ahe-1827971891/

Yeah that's me you're probably wondering how I got platooned

I can't tell if I'm being allowed to post or not. It's going to be really funny when seventeen of the same post shows up in three hours.

This was kind of like Michael Clayton if Michael Clayton stayed a shithead the whole movie

It 🙅 Home

Am I gonna be mad if I decide to watch this fucking football game

This epidemic is normalizing diarrhea as a non-embarrassing thing and honestly doing a lot of damage to a once ironclad get out of work excuse

This post is a diarrhea discourse "pit stop." This post is not about the current diarrhea situation.

Reminds me of Box with the Sound of Its Own Making

Yes. Fuck yes. I fuckin love art man

nw Sweet Smell of Success for the first time and it's cyncial and nasty so far. Looks incredible. The setting and characters is so unique for a noir, too. Plus the "Crimson Pirate" himself Burt Lancaster is in it? I'm locked in

you can never truly know if someone has contempt in their heart. it should be called uncourtsmanlike conduct

Hard times. What's the average Joe gotta do to get a little diarrhea in this country?

Doo Doo Lettuce My Ass, I Won't Eat Lettuce And Piss Out My Ass

literally this meme:

This really broke me up and even if you didn't know Clark I strongly suggest taking five minutes to check it out yourself:

Oh yeah, I forgot Kate's mom gave us a cucumber to tale home from her garden last night

Be nice to noobs! You were one once ☝️🤓

sanctified: traveling from town to town, walking the streets, taking cabs, speaking to everyday people where you find them cursed: sitting in a podcast studio in austin talking to other semi famous jackoffs who travel to see you

I'm going to watch The Odyssey in a regular-ass movie theater I hope I can make out which actors are on the screen at the time

The face that lunched a thousand chips

Thks article was written by this guy. The face that launched a thousand lunches.

The Lettuce That Will Make You Shit 20 Pounds Off Before Your 25th High School Réunion

nobody asked but my sister and i have determined that barrytown is the most billy joel steely dan song. the most steely dan billy joel song is zanzibar