This artwork is titled "Road Trip" by Canadian painter Rebecca Aldernet. Aldernet is based in Atlantic Canada and creates figurative art often featuring solitary figures, birds, and quiet landscapes.

Reuters Special Report: Pain Pigs Continue to Wallow and Snort

IMPORTANT BLUESKY UPDATE: as today is my birthday, everyone on bluesky is now 39. this is an adjustment from the previous age of 38. thank you for your attention to this matter

Chat Poop Poop Pee.

Scrolled past this too fast and thought it was Neelix

Mom says I get to punish today

I’m sorry but basically everyone who wants an edit button is the type of person who follows 15,000 accounts and sucks at posting. You don’t need to edit your posts bro! Nobody is reading them!

IF YOU WALK THROUGH THE GARDEN

This is my favorite game, Medical Doctor Wit’s A Pilot License

Playing a video game

Sheila, we can get you new Scotch, OK?

Finally listening to Action Bronson pretty good

rude. in my day we called that Italo-disco.

Hello Bobby I am Hank Hill

They know what their class interest is. It's to use prejudice, patriarchy, and property to prevent the emergence of a diverse meritocracy. That would redound to the benefit of people from all backgrounds who find their opportunities in the city. "Can't make it anywhere, but I can make it here."

The Future Is Chinese vs No It's Not

More like Olivia Rheingold how much has she been drinking

I'm trying to get up on The Wire but the fucking System is fucking everything up for me!

Moss creature

OK stop using "unrecognizable" when you mean odd or different. He dyed his beard and bought a hat it's not like his face got caught in a jet turbine

Farmstop: "Power to the Farmers"

Gender reveal porta-party. Congratulations it's "staph and hepatitis"

Couldn't get a clear pic of this joker who has raised at least a couple of generations of new babies in our roofline, but they're building a nest for a third this afternoon :)

Weekend in sight. Hold the line

Cool bike photo I found on eBay- a bicycle rounds Monument Circle in Indianapolis amongst a throng of cars during the second world war.

Many Whole Foods shoppers are experiencing pain at the paycheck

I still can't get over the way that at no point in the "you KICK Miette" tweet are we told that Miette is a cat, but absolutely everybody deduces this.

Bert and Ernie should have their own show. I don't want to have to watch Sesame Street to see what they're up to. I'm not 5

Likely cadeting- our new operators ride with multiple different senior operators for two weeks before being released on their own to get additional feedback and experience after their 8 week classroom and road training is complete.

The Colts Schedule release video is one of the best things I’ve seen in a while - don’t stop at the couch gag! youtu.be/u7wn7eXjRAI?...

Another beautiful morning to be ride the bus baby

Parenti doing long form version of “if I feed the poor I’m a hero; if I ask why they are starving im a communist”

need to cop this fit

They're clearly just pivoting into pure ragebait for engagement at this point. Probably always the plan. Stop sharing or engaging with this shit in any way. Definitely stop quote-posting it!

Great news for people who read Playboy for the articles

The middle schoolers at the art show are NOT pulling punches and I am here for it.

Saw someone's 3 year old prompt post floating around here so I went into the quote tweets for it and just blocked the first account who decided to bump it today. Every little measure you take to improve your feed helps 🙏

Hmm who wrote it? OH NO KIDDING!?