they should’ve used coolio fantastic voyage in the odyssey trailer

Donkey Kong Country OST - Aquatic Ambience [Cousin Yelling Version]

The Phillies are on track to play the Mets for a further 7 innings, today

the american youth that had the balls to stand up to their universities, their mayors, their governors, and our presidents did this

single party country, run by white supremacists. they told us that the prairieland case was them setting an example. the democrats truly don’t give a shit, this is all on us now.

Top-tier Divorced Guy behavior: thinking your ex-wife is willing to cover and lie for you and not being right about that.

This is more unsettling than anything I saw in Evil Dead Burn

This does not mean give up or stop it means go harder and get more people involved

one of the few things the socialist and working class movement can have on its side is its numbers

I love a good headline-only bit from the Onion but if it's animal related it's doubly funny to me

Throw em up if u got off early today

I'm so proud of my kid, their teacher Mr. Aaron Sorkin Real Doll gave them all As

caitlin clark needs the sean mcvay strength coach to keep her ass on the fucking bench

(to the tune of Weird Science by Oingo Boingo) death doula

Dog Meets Owner At Door In Desperate Attempt To Get Ahead Of Diarrhea-Rug Scandal https://theonion.com/dog-meets-owner-at-door-in-desperate-attempt-to-get-ahe-1827971891/

Yeah that's me you're probably wondering how I got platooned

I can't tell if I'm being allowed to post or not. It's going to be really funny when seventeen of the same post shows up in three hours.

This was kind of like Michael Clayton if Michael Clayton stayed a shithead the whole movie

It 🙅 Home

Am I gonna be mad if I decide to watch this fucking football game

This epidemic is normalizing diarrhea as a non-embarrassing thing and honestly doing a lot of damage to a once ironclad get out of work excuse

This post is a diarrhea discourse "pit stop." This post is not about the current diarrhea situation.

Reminds me of Box with the Sound of Its Own Making

Yes. Fuck yes. I fuckin love art man

nw Sweet Smell of Success for the first time and it's cyncial and nasty so far. Looks incredible. The setting and characters is so unique for a noir, too. Plus the "Crimson Pirate" himself Burt Lancaster is in it? I'm locked in

you can never truly know if someone has contempt in their heart. it should be called uncourtsmanlike conduct

Hard times. What's the average Joe gotta do to get a little diarrhea in this country?

Doo Doo Lettuce My Ass, I Won't Eat Lettuce And Piss Out My Ass

literally this meme:

This really broke me up and even if you didn't know Clark I strongly suggest taking five minutes to check it out yourself:

Oh yeah, I forgot Kate's mom gave us a cucumber to tale home from her garden last night

Be nice to noobs! You were one once ☝️🤓

sanctified: traveling from town to town, walking the streets, taking cabs, speaking to everyday people where you find them cursed: sitting in a podcast studio in austin talking to other semi famous jackoffs who travel to see you

I'm going to watch The Odyssey in a regular-ass movie theater I hope I can make out which actors are on the screen at the time

The face that lunched a thousand chips

Thks article was written by this guy. The face that launched a thousand lunches.

The Lettuce That Will Make You Shit 20 Pounds Off Before Your 25th High School Réunion

nobody asked but my sister and i have determined that barrytown is the most billy joel steely dan song. the most steely dan billy joel song is zanzibar

Pretty cool 🥬 😜 💩 💩 💩

Me

5000 cases of diarrhea that's so much diarr*100 more diarrheas come through the window*

hell, taco bell is being more proactive than the fucking government by voluntarily pulling lettuce and onions themselves of course the reward for that is making them a scapegoat

This is gonna fuck so hard. I'm 💺with my🍿, friends

"Oh shit! All these kingdoms of the world can be mine if I just do a little bow? Welp! Don't mind if I do!"

When Elizabeth Holmes finally gets out will she still be doing the voice? I say yes 100%

Lorenzo Salgado Araujo and Joan Sebastian Guerrero weren't murdered because of car pursuits. They were murdered because the men driving those cars felt comfortable recklessly killing. None of this ends until we shut down ICE completely.