you should be able to buy a bag of them

It’s absolutely insane that you can’t buy a current Lego set that comes with R2D2. they should be throwing him in with every single Star Wars set.

pictured: Mitch Hurwitz, David Cross on the set of Arrested Development (2004)

random thought ive had for weeks: a version of “Virtua Cop” where Buffalo Springfield gently warns you when bad guys appear

Saving this screenshot from Threads as a new reaction image

Glad the criterion restored this scene to Kubrick’s original intention

Bill Watterson could do Sin City but Frank Miller could not do Calvin and Hobbes

“Just focus Leo. You gotta focus. What’s Bob doing. What’s he have to do. What’s his motivation here” “This isn’t making it any easier to find my car keys PT”

I think everyone with a problem with Marty Supreme simply doesn’t understand the main tenet of Jewish film to be the Cinema of the Annoying

Does anyone know how to make a feed arrange itself chronologically instead of ???

fuck it HURTS that I understand this

They gentrified the tinfoil hat

This flu I still have from the weekend is the worst flu I have had in my life and I have had Covid — this is a statement of fact not exaggeration for effect — five separate times.

Aw I didn't check to see if anyone else did it already... but I like how mine turned out just using my photos app, so

oh all the poorly thought out decisions in my life to have landed in the emergency room on New Year’s Eve it took having a feverish kid to finally do it

A lot of us having been saying for years that oceans are battlefields. Welcome I guess, but don’t act like it’s big news.

I am over the flu enough to not just be half passed out all day in the twilight of consciousness but not so over it that I am capable of basic tasks requiring medium amounts of effort or concentration. Epidemiologists call this the Cool Zone.

my contribution to MTV discourse is to remind everyone that david fincher's career began with him directing some of the most iconic movie videos of MTV's golden age. that run in 1988/89 is just insane

I have tickets for Carol tomorrow but uh if I have the flu bad enough to not go to work today I … probably shouldn’t infect a theater full of filmgoers tomorrow

It's almost time! 🐋📖

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My entire house has the Hyper Flu which means we can’t have guests for New Year’s Eve which is the first time I am not going to have or be a guest somewhere since … ever? I’m still getting Soviet New Year’s Eve guest food though even if I have to eat it by myself.

pound for pound this might be the funniest thing ever written

expanded edition 📽️

mike fossey had a million good tweets but this is probably the one i think about the most, doing woodworking post-2010ish

wow, sorry. Deleting now. I didn’t know she was French

2025 recapped

No memory of who made this, saved to my files from Twitter pre-pandemic

If the venue bathroom looks like this you’re going to die in the pit

2025 Year in Review! -falcon hearing worse than ever -center losing 50 to 100% of holding capacity -blood-dimmed tide containment failure -the Worst with record high passionate intensity

online friendship is crazy. like yeah we go way back. we talk about weird shit exclusively and we've seen each other in person between zero and four times

inaugurated the ramen bowl and spoon and dried ramen fixins’ my wife got me for Christmas with some nongshim tonkatsu ramen with garlic chili oil 👍 👍

This article on the cut perfectly captures what “hipster” meant in 2001 before it went through its numerous mutations to land on “bearded mixology guy” before finally dying

when I was a teen my cousin from the suburbs (also an immigrant but way more assimilated) was visiting us in nyc w a friend. they asked for grilled cheese & tomato soup to dip & my mother prepared this with a gun to her head look on her face but as if she was strongly considering the bullet option

Wait what's this about an abominable snowman

hard to overstate how I am both Tony and AJ in this

it does kind of feel like a lot of bluesky users spent four days around their extended family and immediately got on here to be like "the pizza you ate as a child sucks. the twin cities are overrated. what else. pencils should be illegal" you all are disregulated and you need to settle down!!

the Safdies should spend the rest of their careers Boyfighting their way through film, releasing movies of the same genre at the same time eg Smashing Machine/Marty Supreme. Next up they both go for Romantic Comedies but one does a 90s style indie and the other a Farrelly bros. gross-out slapstick

hm. how long?

I’m a macroplastics truther: they don’t exist. Polyethylene bags are just cellulose sold at a markup.

Star Trek features at least two early/mid-20th century weebs (Riker and Tom Paris) but what they never showed you was Harry Kim’s gamer chair that he sat on while playing Call of Duty

ok in fairness this guy deserved his mononymous status because he really WAS Hairstyles Leonard back in the day. a massively influential hairdresser in the 1960s-70s, worked with Bowie, Twiggy, The Beatles, Lisa Minelli etc, along with helping to style several Kubrick movies.