[salami lid voice] the salonpas won't stick

overdue commission for the chipp god, summit!! (shoutouts to our shared love of Nikke lmao)

i was like why is this file so big...but i had the timelapse function turned on and didnt even now HAHA

This is what my display name is from btw

back early. levy was dry 🙁

be back in an hour, gonna drive my chevy.

being able to recreate this ogutama scene made me so happy I wanted to cry

two of them @lilibiki.bsky.social @peachring.bsky.social

everyday Willow gives me more reasons to believe i birthed her

"Busy day, Alan?"

VIVARIA Virtual moments RECAP ✏️ RedZeverin #clovercurio #DreamyArtude #teenyarchives #naexillust

Looks like Team Rocket is blasting off again!!!!

There’s a GoFundMe for Jonathan Ross’s legal expenses for murdering Renee Good. This violates GoFundMe’s Terms of Service. Everyone must report it. A thread on how to do that 🧵

buying a thing of 20 clementines is a great way to get 15 or so non-moldy clementines and 5 or so Surprises

I’m the father that stepped up

yoda looking like he hit windu with the most disgusting crossup he has ever seen

Did You See That Vic Did That 😇

Had to capture the haunting terror of Ollie and Archimedes from a recent episode of @vipeopleshow.bsky.social on @dropout.tv

i know the 'dark sequel' trope is common in film but this seems like a little much

The @defector.com / @remapradio.bsky.social overlap is real. @robzacny.bsky.social @patrickklepek.bsky.social

Still At Large 🐹

He love this kind of milk ❤️

X has become the Everything App that Elon always wanted, if “everything” means all the tools you need to fuck up someone’s life, in one place. www.404media.co/grok-ai-sexu...

“This one goes out to all the sickos out there” *wakes up*

Art Commission Prices, DM or use google form to order. Human, Furry, and Robot are all allowed (complex designs may have a small extra fee) Please provide references with your request. Slots always open!

“If you are not to award me oatmeal and paperclips, then I will indulge in rage. And mine is infinite!” #Frankenstein ✨🎨 Gesso / Acrylic Gouache on Canvas Panel - Work in Progress

Ive never seen the back sprite for this Unown and I could cry he's just a bong

watching the ASL version of The Pitt S2E1 and I love when the interpreter does this when Robby comes in on his motorcycle

gundom iron blood

holy fuck it’s real

dinner conversation

have y'all seen the Matt Eberflus/Ben Johnson fic

the next ep of Sports! is gonna be so good

aura farming

holy

Just found out how British people pronounce "urinal," awful

Just remembered I can draw whatever I want

PENTIMENT TIME twitch.tv/linktothepabst

Sy Ableman will return in... AVENGERS: DOOMSDAY

People have got Quan Chi madness. Fashionable women at parties are doing key bumps in Quan Chi makeup. Trend forecasters are declaring it “Quan Chi summer.”

Kracko be hitting that shit

i've been thinking about this one all week

🏈 GB 21 - 3 CHI 1:55 2Q This game has a 4.03% chance of ending in Scorigami. Most likely Scorigami: 42-9 (0.18%)