TIL that searching your discord emotes for "USA" suggests the hot dog emoji

last night my dad called me and said "you better turn your TV on" when varsho hit that grand slam and this was my reaction

My seronegative arthritis symptoms have been in steady remission for so long that I've started taking the stairs in places i haven't been able to for like 15 years and it feels great

Was thinking of this today, for some reason

as long as it keeps reminding me about things like this im never deleting facebook

Only 90s Kids Will Remember These !! !!

arfenhouse had the worst ending ever

why do they call it oven when you of in the cold food of out hot eat the food. lets go Mets baby love da mets

gotta befriend a guy whos really into baseball stats and ask them for help writing your resume. employers love numbers and baseball guys can make anything look important. like wym we're 13-2 in games that bo bichette didnt play

apropos of nothing i would like to tell the lost media community that i made this www.twitch.tv/nothingforev...

bluejays and the mets both won today is a good day for me

alejandro kirk just walked off the orioles and /r/baseball is calling him "alejandro lastname" so their posts about it don't get automatically deleted

any toronto people want a general admission ticket to tonight's blue jays game? (get there early enough and you'll have a seat at the patio areas, my fav place to sit now tbh) i bought one yesterday but can't go now

my favourite thing about wordle as a discord app is everyone being bewildered at how other members managed to mess up

forgot how huge the poutines at chez claudette are. I saw $15 and thought 'oh i must be able to handle that'

for the longest time as a kid i thought this guy outside cerulean cave was supposed to be like a british royal guard

my GOAT has played a third as many games as everyone else and is still fifth in home runs averaging one every 10 at-bats

i have an old LCD TV that i didnt know what to do with (not really great for any kind of gaming) so i set it up so that anyone staying over can turn the tv on to see a guest wifi QR code

I think sometime next week I'm going to stream the original animal crossing like I'm going to convert all my town save files to the in-beta deluxe mod that incorporates e+ features among other things

Idk how she did it but my nail tech figured out my entire personality by my second session www.instagram.com/jayseenails?...

pretty happy to set up a bunch of automations in my home as someone who struggles to adhere to routines, now i just have natural light in here all day (and all my adorable LED lamps and other knickknacks lighting up at night) without having to think about it and mentally it feels so much better

thinking about selling my never-opened SMRPG 1996 keychains (peach, bowser, yoshi, shyguy) and just buying (or trading for) opened ones instead, possibly a longshot but lmk if interested

the first time Sean and I met irl was at agdq 2017 and that week we had a big community smrpg any% race. Lack tasked me with handing out a prize (a smb3 Pixel Pals standee) to whoever finished first that did NOT already have a sub 3 PB. Sean was the winner of that

tell me how my dude daulton varsho has played a third as many games as the rest of the team and has the 5th most home runs?

i am not to be doubted

blue jays reliever brendon little being a wife guy is probably my favourite discovery of the week

throwback to super smash con 2016 when i was degenerate enough to do SMRPG speedruns at a vendor booth in between TOing brawl pools 😭

woke up to like 40 notification emails about yomiuri giants ticket resales wtf

on the lookout for new work if anyone knows somebody hiring canadian software engineers✌️

i just read the sentence "go cheer for the red sox or whatever the hell it is you communists do" and i don't think i will ever be the same again

the jayscord wordle cheating scandal has advanced to a level so out of hand that people are coming up with new ways to cheat at it. wordle is Chess 2

King of the Hill reboot is really good

i have now purchased baseball tickets in 3 countries

you cant fool me kansas city royals you CHEATERS i see your fourth outfielder out there...

Here it is!!! This is the device that lets you connect your Game Boy Advance to your Wii/Gamecube while still being plugged into a charger. Message Semicolon7645 on Reddit to get one! 10/10 seller, very affordable price too. He'll even 3D print a case for you, I also got a red one for my red GBA :)

I got a bunch of rechargeable coin batteries. Which means, you guessed it, my pokewalker is going back in my purse

Doesn't feel real

got my nails did 💅 by www.instagram.com/jayseenails?...

Im not a yankees hater, for 3 reasons: - I know lots of you are fans - I visited YS last year and had a good time - YS was sold out of ice cream helmets, so a guy from the Yankees sub mailed me two But I cant deny it feels great to see my team perform so well against a juggernaut team!!! 😭

The scoreboards at the rogers centre show you a "fan assist" number you can text if needed. I joked "should I text and ask them to get Brendon Little to wish me a happy birthday?" Immediately after he got his 69th season strikeout on Aaron Judge, so I think the intent was there

Today is my birthday!!! 🎈🎂🎉 36 years young 🥲

Brendon Little debuted with the Cubs in an away game vs the Jays. Hit the first batter, fell over trying to get a guy out, gave up a nuke, got sent back to AAA. Cubs then traded him to the Jays (???). Jays were like "i can fix him." But it kinda looks like hes actually the one fixing us

took a week off work and I’m spending a significant chunk of it in the rogers centre

Yo wtf it’s my birthday tomorrow (monday)

Using an Apple Pencil for the first time and it thought I wrote "extremely furry" instead of "extremely funny"

Remember the part in "Earthbound 64" where they ran out of time to develop Chapter 7, so they just made it into a slideshow? Can't believe they got away with that. 『MOTHER 3 N64』で、開発時間が足りなくなってチャプター7をスライドショーにしたのを覚えている？今でも信じられない。 #MOTHER3 #XENOGEARS

did the atlanta braves collect all the chaos emeralds

man i was kind of iconic 10 years ago

my home network is getting silly