Every single show in this 25-year-old promo has either been recently revived or never stopped airing

wet and wild did a pacman collection a long time ago - like `i bought the blush palette from a duane reade downstairs from the glitch office on broad st` years ago - and my last blush from it fell out of the palette and broke in the sink. i loved something and i had to let it go

LIRR workers (the nypd cops of commuter rail) is on strike which means long islanders can do one of their favorite pastimes without being disruptive: getting their cars stuck on train tracks

mods, is it against community guidelines to say i am gonna slit the throat of whoever is trying to sign into my microsoft account

finding the whole “discovering paid marketing and deducing a conspiracy” genre lowkey unbearable

i think to bluntly ask the quesiton 'WHY would anyone want to read this? why would i want to MAKE this? WHAT IS THE GIFT?' can be arresting. but it only triggers imposter syndrome if you conclude 'i must have no gift then'. WE ALL HAVE A GIFT TO GIVE. dont stop at 'oh i have no gift,' GO FIND IT

image/video alt text should be editable after posting too. i know people say 5 minutes is too short but i think this is a v good first iteration for the team to try

I ORDER MY COFFEE BLACK. NO SUGAR. NO MILK. NO WATER. NO CUP. THEY HAND ME THE BEANS. I EAT THEM IN THE PARKING LOT LIKE A HORSE. THE BARISTAS HAVE STOPPED CHARGING ME. I HAVE NOT SLEPT SINCE TUESDAY. I CAN HEAR THE WIFI

still not quite over the fact that i watched 15 year olds get sued for millions of dollars for downloading twelve songs and now we all have to accept AI slop because every tech company in the known universe decided that IP laws don't exist now that they're inconvenient for them

waiting 15 minutes for a subway is chic, because that is my current status

a common habit the discourse creators on here have is that they bring a new hypothesis to social as if it were a long-tested conclusion - with an authoritative tone - and that gets exposed v quickly, before they even realize what they’re doing. it’s corny and annoying!

can't believe you talked about tunnels and trompe-l'œil without mentioning the unrivaled master of the form

a little art blog post that abruptly ends at the holla🎄d tunnel

YouTube channels of famous musicians in 2008 – Britney Spears – Linkin Park – Madonna – Metallica

Doing this tomorrow

journalists who post about bluesky being dead and/or bad should go on mastodon and post similarly about mastodon there. decentralize your complex

I have to say, I like seeing people get it. I really do. www.aaronrosspowell.com/3mlqxgn3hzk2...

employing robots https://sprk.so/post/did:plc:x5leeami62gbmjekf7ro6sqo/3mlrde4j2l226

O contrário de Microsoft Edge é Macrohard Cum.

Blue Prince (2025)

local jersey legend, pumagreg, visited my hometown of new york city for the first time for his surgery consult. little does he know it’s gonna cost him a leg (that’s a little amputation and cost of living joke)

i used to work on building and breaking down surgical kits and they were often bloody. some days i would tell my coworker ”i don’t feel like looking at blood today” and she’d say “well then close your eyes” and that’s what i think of when i see people griping about the existence of video content

clippings from my freshly cut hair fell into my week-old sourdough starter so i dumped it and will be starting over, holy shit just as i was typing this i looked over at a sound and noticed a glue stick i was looking for this weekend was in my pen cup the whole time

a week of farting around edited into a 3 minute video

it’s not enough that i want robocalls to end, i want the people behind the robocalls that interrupt my consumption of content to experience quicksand in solitude

enough. i’m tired of github actions. it’s time for github consequences

Jason Collins, the NBA's first openly gay player who has served as a global ambassador for the sport, has died from brain cancer, his family said. He was 47 www.espn.com/nba/story/_/...

making this with beyond meat (they now have a version with avocado oil instead of coconut!) and better than bouillo’s “no beef base” for the broth. i have not had beyond before and i feel like salisbury steak is a great thing to try. will let you know soon lol www.allrecipes.com/recipe/28090...

a week of farting around edited into a 3 minute video

got a haircut today and learned that the salon’s old location is about to be a stained glass studio which i am so stoked for, i wanna cut glass so bad www.underscoreglasserie.com

slightly increase a band cocteau triplets

day after arm day and wedging and centering 3lbs of clay on the wheel was basically like pushing a bus up a hill

my weekly retro has both pretty flowers and also the worst pizza i ever made

dentist called and asked if i wanted a “proactive root canal” ok doc what if i get a proactive burial instead

i still think “angel of my dreams” is one of the best and most interesting pop songs ever written and every different way jade performs it is always fantastic youtu.be/ZDwDCUrd2KE?...

bonus catbirds from today

you’re telling me aliens haven’t been to earth and yet these come out of the ground

Pepito is back home

my weekly retro has both pretty flowers and also the worst pizza i ever made

do NOT take the morrowind gas station boner pill!!!

new zealander everlee wihongi was due to meet with her lawyer yesterday. then ICE moved her to their most notorious tent facility in texas: 3000 people, highest death rate, most sexual assaults. and today, she disappeared off the system. please RT: www.webworm.co/everleehasdi...

La République, Honoré Daumier, 1848

check out the trending prompts on instagram this mother’s day

it’s mother’s day and some of you are on here trying to galvanize the community around what a small number of people are doing to their balls. i think this would be a perfect tuesday morning discussion

the gym should be empty bc of mother’s day yeah? this exploration and more coming up on mythbusters knockoff, jennsplainers™

you either support huge balls or you support mothers and you have to pick today

bitch house going viral in 2026, somehow heartbreak feels good in a place like this