This always needs help because world but what would be most helpful ? A good recruiter! If someone can help me help me be placed “hire me and pay me in New York money ” I would LOVE IT

Oh. Wish he hadn't.

casio just launched an ai rodent

This is the best, no bullshit explanation of what’s been going on, and as far as I can tell 100% lines up with what I know about the details here, including non-public ones, fwiw

having a hard time getting an email out, the browser says @buttondown.com has a script that’s taking too long. tried it in firefox, googoo, and on my phone (safari in a fox suit)

market research companies and their awards and reports smell like payola to me

Putting the Secret Service's nonsense framing aside, it's a pretty cool discovery. Those black boxes are SIM gateways which you plug sim cards into and they act like virtual cell phones. They then route the access over the internet so people can use the sim cards from anywhere in the world.🧵 1/3

good morning sinners, this is the rapture! i’m your host jenn schiffer and for the next seven days i will be your guide. we have a lot of show, but first let’s give a huge round of applause to our sponsor betterhelp™

chat, do we believe anything the secret service says as far as describing the magnitude of threat they allege to have stopped

i was asked to emcee the rapture tomorrow, considering it!

wasm’ers rise up

Telemelt 2 is a networked multi-system browser emulator designed to recreate the experience of playing console games with a single controller in a room full of friends. We worked hard to make the shared experience we wanted to use.

last week i used my hands to make a mess, stay grounded during chaos, and invent “worm bowl”

last week i used my hands to make a mess, stay grounded during chaos, and invent “worm bowl”

"Are ghost candles a fire hazard?" Is that a real candle that looks like a ghost or a candle in another plane of existence that looks like a ghost and was lit by a ghost or did the ghost light a real candle in our plane of existence and the appearance of the candle is irrelevant. Help us help you.

The Wife Put Me in Charge of the Toilet

my boyfriend joined bluesky so you all better keep being so very kind to me ok

I’m putting all of you in my Obsidian vault.

when i was a college administrator i advised a lot of students who were here on visa. one went home for a holiday and was not allowed back in the country, it was devastating. i called so many offices, elected officials…so much work for one case - the scale we are at now is unfathomable

if this guy writes an article about the devastating ratio on this and says “some even degraded me to the point of calling me a dork ass bitch” he’s talking about me

One of the key ways you refuse to comply with fascism is by becoming even louder and more fearless in supporting vulnerable people. You SHOW that you are unwilling to throw the "undesirables" under the bus if only for self-preservation because under fascism you will also become undesirable one day.

every day i get a call from aetna but they’re either telling me they’re dropping my individual coverage at the end of the year or upselling me on individual coverage and i’m like,,,,,,pick one you cunts

my favorite transparent png tumblr blogger is getting married today

loved the part about him visiting his dad in the hospital post-heart-attack, as i am literally going through that right now — except my dad dumped his half-my-age girlfriend well before the cardiac episode

it’s been awhile since i talked about other brands’ candles

it’s been awhile since i talked about other brands’ candles

They picked trans folks because there are so few of us they think they can get away with it, and they are perfecting a playbook they will use to go after more groups of people until they've concentrated enough power to be unstoppable. It's entirely up to cis people to stop this. Please help us y'all

pls @mcuban.bsky.social we need you to focus on making drugs cheaper, stop letting ballmer use your x account as a sockpuppet account before you get in big trubs

Steve Ballmer is doing cap circumvention the right way, by Ezra Klein #nbasky

The piss tank on the ISS is now 50% full.

watched this and immediately decided it’s what’s for dinner tonight youtu.be/3x5fn29AzUA?...

lmao this is what all the people super mad at me for making fun of the word enshittification looked like

eric adams being behind curtis sliwa in polls makes a lot of sense but it is also mind boggling and 100% adams’ own doing to the point he should get some kind of plaque or trophy about it

i called this ampersandXcore

it’s alarming to see liberal men on here being quite emotional about black women reasonably saying not to sign up your name to a mass protest signup form

i love this video

i watched 2 hours of “television” in the hospital rehab center my dad is in and i put that in quotes because it was 80% ads for pills, shots, and outback steakhouse

the open web

marc andreesen and i talk about hair styles

very cool to wake up to a @hellgatenyc.com interview with @lav.io in my inbox!

That's the other handsome elderly white dude. I think he dead too

with this and laundry done, i am pretty much caught up 😅

. His entire life was used against him. Mike Browns coverage was “He was no Angell These people aren’t serious they are just wasting time

lmao what in the friggin hell is this account they are screenshotting from

join @jbrew.bsky.social as he hosts a rousing night of robot karaoke at @wonderville.nyc tonight!

going back in time just to tell the pilgrims that i love how my boyfriend’s Bluetooth™ headphones pronounce “jj’s phone” as “shhhphone” and immediately come back to today to see what i’ve done

Roses are red Our resolve hasn't faltered

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white women playing arbiter of “civility” in situations like this is straight out of the white supremacy playbook. don’t let them make you question your feelings about hateful white men, they’re just pick-me’s