hey chat, did my power go out because they were detonating an artillery shell that washed up on jersey city‘s hudson shore

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as seen in the skint, robot karaoke is back at wonderville on monday www.wonderville.nyc/events/robot...

how many phishing scams do we think eric adams has fallen for this month

Ziwe: “Marry, f, kill: communism, socialism, capitalism” Eric Adams: “I would marry capitalism. Israel.”

i immediately thought of two things when i heard this news: the embarrassing pearl clutching by democrats and the media in response to ken calling out a real issue, and the stupid ads on the path train for that app that lets you trade like pelosi

i am only halfway through this insane interview lol i had to take a break youtu.be/-9CmFvGEXXk?...

i am going to address something that frustrated me today and if i am talking about you, no need to apologize or argue just listen please: saying ”ai does this x% of the time” is not good statement without the context of who is the arbiter of the ai’s training and other abstractions.

and tomato's red glare, wet bread bursting in air

it didn’t take me long into my first office job to realize that while women see the office as a place that you go to for work, men see it as an enrichment enclosure

Spotted inside Brookfield Place in New York

i anticipate that kidz bop 52 will include pussy palace

i originally typed “super interesting” but that’s how fucking elon posts ugh i wish life was normal

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these ceos know how to play and trigger trump, and at the end of the day they are dangerously dependent on permission and (v soon) bailouts—er, i mean ~*federal backstop*~

god i love being a hater

EXPEDITIOUSLY AT LOUD VOLUME

looks like the jersey city mayoral race will go to a run-off, but james is on top! www.fox5ny.com/election/liv...

Bluesky rn

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We did it for you Dick Cheney

i hope eric adams says he never technically endorsed cuomo

would love a full sweep!!

first and foremost, i want to thank our final republican governor chris christie for laying the groundwork for this through his shitty job as governor and being trump’s cuck

lol hit the road jack

i hope this election cycle empowers everyone the next time a centrist liberal says to drop pro-trans and pro-immigrant rhetoric to enthusiastically tell them to shut the fuck up

in 2006 there was a big discussion about whether to delete the "vice presidents who have shot people" category which only had two people (cheney and burr)

polls close at 8pm, New Jersey!

loooooooser booooo 🍅🍅🍅 @schumer.senate.gov

i will be imposing not only 100% tariffs on my haters but also hippa and woke

omg ziwe dropped a teaser of an eric adams interview lmao

#10 “that’s chappie”

Oh, Dick Cheney died? Well-- *sees Bluesky mod around corner* What's really important is championing the open protocol.

waiting in line to vote, mcgreevey walked in, shook the hands of two guys in line right in front of me and then disappeared lol, i love a good dog and pony show

The centrist goal posts are going to move throughout the day and then through the week. They are silly and you can keep it moving.

it’s not simply that i hope mikie sherrill wins, it’s that i hope jack ciatterelli loses again

Dick Cheney won't see your mean jokes about his death, but Tony Blair will, hopefully.

logging on

This is something that cannot be stressed enough. The reason it might sometimes look like the political left is rife with disagreement is specifically because it allows for diversity and disagreement to exist. There isn't a one-size-fits-all. Ongoing discussion is part of the package, it's healthy.

dick cheney dead rn

UNTIL IT’S DONE, Ep. 5: Vito Marcantonio There are many who dismiss our vision for New York as impossible. To them, I say we need look only to our past for proof of how we can shape the future. Tomorrow is Election Day. And this is the final Until It's Done of our campaign.

whoever is the one or two rich guys who actually leave nyc “because of mamdani” can they at least be easy to look at since i know we won’t be able to escape them in the media for weeks

Why should the judgment of the wealthiest NYers be given deference? Simply b/c the victims of their choices don’t have money & power?