i think nasa should include me in a future moon mission. can't go today because of other engagements but i can make myself available for the next one. they should have someone like me there to cut the tension

April Fools is actually a really problematic holiday for those of us who lie on the internet all year round

Folks have been reaching out about how to support Graze beyond our core product. We think that support needs to go beyond Graze. That's why we've teamed up with our direct competitors @skyfeed.app and @blueskyfeedcreator.com to jointly support all our work:

could you imagine being intimidated by the presence of trump lol, i‘d be more intimidated by a funko pop

i have been problems clown this whole time

tonight is jerseyscript! join us for a little din-din and shop talk

Whenever someone uses the food making machine on Star Trek you notice they don’t high five each other and yell I AM A PROFESSIONAL CHEF

Walking Tour season is here and the comrades at Close Collective are back at it starting this weekend with their Queen History Tours in NYC... support.henrystreet.org/event/close-...

Rather than the same old boring internet pranks, I thought I'd build something more fun this April Fools. CSS or BS. Can you tell your CSS properties names from BS? www.keithcirkel.co.uk/css-or-bs

venmo request your landlord and say april fools when they respond with a quickness you’ve not seen from any hoarder of housing in history

this april fools post i wrote 15 years ago would probably still fool people as the main elements are a high rise with mold problems and unhelpful management, along with vacant storefronts in high traffic areas montclairlocal.news/2011/04/pinn...

hi, cis folks! it’s been a little over a month since the 2 biggest private hospitals in NYC ended trans youth care. some folks thought this was resolved with a judge’s ruling or a letter from the NYAG. care has *not* resumed! there’s a simple ask ⬇️ for you, if you’re willing to fight with us. 🧵

Before Trans Day of Visibility comes to a close, we're wishing our community strength and solidarity in the face of a well-funded, organized, and cynical campaign to erase us from public life. The bigots will lose. Trans love and joy will win. We'll keep showing up every day to work towards this.

art blogged again

once a year i get an iced tea from a robot

another example of why taxing the rich, especially these two losers, is a necessary alternative to letting them coast on these small scale, ephemeral pet projects of performative philanthropy

paid the deposit on pumagreg's surgery, i actually think they made it too easy to exchange money on the internet

Trans day of help me pay my rent!! I am now open to general video editing and game capture work on top of my usual glitch edits. Portfolio site update coming soon - for now I will remind you I have a channel full of my videos: www.youtube.com/@glitchwolfe

the very first correct ai overview in modern history, i fear

forgot to take a photo in ceramics class this morning, but i threw two pieces and stacked them together and i am trying to make a vase that looks like a cat but we will see lol

here’s a shot of my buddy sam singing in the end with lyrics appearing visually from a vintage tnmt game guide last night

if you live in new york city go outside right now

It's Trans Day of Visibility and I wrote about how visibility without protection is a trap, and it often seems like the loudest calls for us to be visible are coming from those who have done nothing to protect us. www.coyotemedia.org/im-supposed-...

Speaking of encryption, I'm using @germnetwork.com now, @tessa.germnetwork.com's talk on consent as a core design principle completely won me over.

we had a packed house tonight wowowow anyway if you missed robot karaoke tonight or NEED MORE then join us 4/15 for a tax day edition at one of our most favorite comedy venues

counting sheep...26500...🐑🐑🐑🐑🐑🐑🐑🐑🐑🐑🐑🐑🐑🐑🐑🐑🐑🐑🐑🐑🐑🐑🐑🐑🐑🐑🐑🐑🐑🐑🐑🐑🐑🐑🐑🐑🐑🐑🐑🐑🐑🐑🐑🐑🐑🐑🐑🐑🐑🐑🐑🐑🐑🐑🐑🐑🐑🐑🐑🐑🐑🐑🐑🐑🐑🐑🐑🐑🐑🐑🐑🐑🐑🐑🐑🐑🐑🐑🐑🐑🐑🐑🐑🐑🐑🐑🐑🐑🐑🐑🐑🐑🐑🐑🐑🐑🐑🐑🐑🐑🐑🐑🐑🐑🐑🐑🐑🐑🐑🐑🐑🐑🐑🐑🐑🐑🐑🐑🐑🐑🐑🐑🐑🐑🐑🐑🐑🐑🐑🐑🐑🐑🐑🐑🐑🐑🐑🐑🐑🐑🐑🐑🐑🐑🐑🐑🐑🐑🐑🐑🐑🐑🐑🐑🐑🐑🐑🐑🐑🐑🐑🐑🐑🐑🐑🐑🐑🐑🐑🐑🐑🐑🐑🐑🐑🐑🐑🐑🐑🐑🐑🐑🐑🐑🐑🐑🐑🐑🐑🐑🐑🐑🐑🐑🐑🐑🐑🐑🐑🐑🐑🐑🐑🐑🐑🐑🐑🐑🐑🐑🐑🐑🐑🐑🐑🐑🐑🐑🐑🐑🐑🐑🐑🐑🐑🐑🐑🐑🐑🐑🐑🐑🐑🐑🐑🐑🐑🐑🐑🐑🐑🐑🐑🐑🐑🐑🐑🐑🐑🐑🐑🐑🐑🐑🐑🐑🐑🐑🐑🐑🐑🐑🐑🐑🐑🐑🐑🐑🐑🐑🐑🐑🐑🐑🐑

🍷 I was blessed with excellent pairings tonight: 🎤 Negative reviews on Glassdoor, to the tune of Cake’s “The Distance. 🎤 Pharmaceutical side effects, to the tune of Lady Gaga’s “Bad Romance”

we are starting now and will be here until 10pm! my demo will be sk8r boy with lyrics coming from a spreadsheet i found listing all items you collect in katamari damacy

incredible cover art by a cat named cricket’s human guardian

This is also a correct take. The Big AI industry writ large did very much bring this PR clusterfuck upon themselves.

big blogging

mostly glazed during today’s session, but had a bit of time to throw a vase and start a new hybrid wheel/handbuild project i’ve had trying to escape my brain for weeks

your grandparents voting for reagan

an important question for the pro-ai agent folks to figure out together is how are you going to hold each other accountable to use agents responsibly (and not just pass your work off to others) so platforms don’t have to make policies like this

wake the f up brooklyn, this is tonight

“Tom is operated by Bryan Jacobs, a chief technology officer at an AI-enabled financial modeling software company Covexent. He told me that Tom wrote these blog posts, but that he “might have suggested” Tom write about these specific topics.“ 🙄

The fountain pens of video games aftermath.site/fountain-pens-...

big blogging

Hey friends, I’m looking for speakers for the NY Web Performance meetup for May onwards! Maybe you or someone you know has something they’d like to talk about for 30 min to an 1 hour-ish in the realm of ⚡️ making websites faster ⚡️? 📝 Let us know here: forms.gle/HyTYQUjzTGyn...

wake the f up brooklyn, this is tonight

join us at @wonderville.nyc tomorrow (monday) night!!

lmao edible hit as i was trying to shout out a video i liked yesterday - mind you i probably watch 700,000 videos per day - and it took me 2 solid excruciating minutes of thinking really hard to remember that it was about the puking system in rollercoaster tycoon www.youtube.com/watch?v=tG66...

forgot i had to write in my big blog tonight. i have to mention on my big blog that i wrote in my small blog too. i hear a lot of people are like this

At chili’s

shout out to @bmann.ca and everyone who helped put on #atmosphereconf

I could listen to @dame.is talk about moths all day; delightful presentation. @anisota.net is super cool and more people should check it out!

As promised, here are some links from our #ATmosphereConf talk by @cassidyjames.com and @julietshen.bsky.social! First, here are the slides; we ran over time and so didn't get to share the last couple of slides with you all, but they're important. :) docs.google.com/presentation...

art posting again