So the article quotes the question but doesn't answer the question. The answer is the Katy Police Department. Seems like that matters.

it’s unbelievable that graham linehan looks like that

walked two and a half blocks today and counted 88 cops

walking by the crowds for the african american day parade in harlem and saw a guy in a shirt that said “WE WILL FREAK EVERYWHERE THAT HAD US IN CHAINS”

in modern america, women won’t even date perfectly good men who methodically lie about their abhorrent beliefs

i love how every time an animated tv show gets a movie they have an opening scene that’s like “look at our fucking budget for this”

why are people asking if tom homan reported his illegal bribe from the fbi sting on his taxes? yes, they got al capone on tax evasion, but the trump administration does not prosecute trump administration officials. and none of these people are thinking about what comes after.

some friday nights you’re out late with friends, others you’re at home looking at dutch ovens for hours

The piss tank on the ISS is now 69% full.

so trumpworld is going to nazify tiktok like they did twitter

*opens TikTok one week from now* “Did you know Black people have an extra muscle for crime?!””

i have never blocked an account faster

my unpopular opinion is that disney adults unfairly get a bad rap

the feds had tom human dead to rights on soliciting bribes but forgot that corruption is legal for and encouraged by the trump administration

i hanged a painting perfectly level on the first try and turned myself on a little

that's fucked up. only regular powerless people whose identities don't align with christian white supremacy are supposed to get death threats

this exists it is called thinking

as a man who worked in a fast paced media environment for years, i bet he probably forgot about those referendums

Gayle King: “… Michelle Obama always says, ‘when they go low, we go high.’ Is that your philsophy?” Cardi B: “No.”

fun fact the government only very recently gave up on claiming I committed a felony in the creation of this Sinclair Broadcast Group video in 2018

big cats acting like little cats is one of life’s great joys

the oven in our new apartment is so good i’m not even annoyed the dishwasher doesn’t work

accidentally posted an ai image

The loser energy that radiates off "it's illegal not to like me" shit like this is palpable bsky.app/profile/zack...

It’s so naive to still think it’s possible to lower the temperature with conservatives. All of their grievances have been entirely made up and they have absolutely turned themselves into nazis over them. They’ve been rewarded for it so why would they stop now?

old heads remember a certain chicago pastor who got in a lot of media trouble in 2008 for saying this

waking up in a country where you can go on tv and call for the murder of homeless people, but you can’t criticize republicans’ performative grief

it’s easy to joke about “comedy is legal again” but there was hardly a joke in his so-called offensive comments. his quote is factual description of right-wing media and republican government behavior since the murder. the line isn’t even about charlie kirk

the trajectory from circa 1999 Man Show-era women jumping on trampolines Jimmy Kimmel to 2025 free speech canary in the coal mine Jimmy Kimmel is really something

but they said comedy would be legal again

extremely conservative christian cafe opens with a “this is home” mural the “e” is also their logo, it is on everything

republicans love to create an account like hatefulbitch88 to say “you can’t make fun of stephen miller he’s the specialest boy”

congrats to your grandma in heaven on finally being able to fulfill her fantasy of being eiffel towered by paul newman and robert redford

it really is a miracle anew every time i see it

truly one of the most unintentionally funny things i've ever seen someone post online about themself

Report: You To Be Fired For Reading This Headline About Charlie Kirk

The two dismissed murder charges required the prosecution to establish that Mangione committed "an act of terrorism," which the NY judge concluded the prosecution had failed to do. (Mangione still faces a NY second-degree murder charge and a federal prosecution.) www.nycourts.gov/legacypdfs/p...

How is this supposed to work for me when the proposition being put forward is that Black people lack the intellectual capacity for public life and not enough of us are in prison?

ezra klein turning over in bed to say he had a good time but they already took his wallet and left

saw one of those subway takes videos where the guy said any couple planning to get married has to break up at least once because “when you’re in a relationship you’re not showing who you really are” and god himself could not get me to say such a thing on camera

decided to see who liked this nazi bot comment, and i was not expecting a follow farming japanese mascot and “transgender ally”

This is the mugshot of a literal political prisoner, arrested, thrown in jail, then expelled from a public university, for yelling at Charlie Kirk supporters

it’s incredible how stephen miller always looks more evil than the last time you saw him, but he’ll always look like this to me

republicans burned the country down because obama’s last name sounds like osama but chuck schumer can’t be roused from semi-stasis by the white house’s explicit attack on democratic free speech

one neat trick for getting real news out of a mainstream media article on trump’s actions is to search the text for “critics said” and start there

the government can’t stop you from putting a whole disc of raw red onion on a sandwich

horrified they weren’t quick enough to keep her from spreading this kind of vile hate speech on TV. for those who don’t know, “go birds” is a coded expression of support for the Philadelphia Eagles

i love when people talk about grand theft auto games like they should be about stealing cars. my friend, how else do you get around in the game world? you can’t take the city bus. but you can steal it