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ME: team rocket will never steal these rare Pokémon! Not unless they wanna take on me and my fully evolved Miss Cigarettes! MISS CIGARETTES: miss cigarettes

Virginia speaker of the house going "we respect the decision of the supreme court to disenfranchise millions of voters" really is the perfect distillation of the Democratic party

It’s time.

virginia voters should call their delegates and senators and demand that they ignore this illegitimate ruling

I think a lot of people are underestimating just how politically radicalizing this stuff is, when you see what the right is getting away with, including with the blessing of the Supreme Court majority

Ohio Republicans overruled their state Supreme Court to implement their gerrymander anyway: Time for Virginia Democrats to do the same.

Please don't QT me to say obvious, condescending shit. Oh, you think electoralism won't get us out of this? Please, as the first person to ever think it, tell me more and encourage your followers to yell at me while we're at it.

it's time for Virginia, a solidly blue state, to reckon with why it has a supreme court that has the politics of a deep red state

Just ignore the ruling.

Part of what we're seeing is the long-foretold victory of Lee Atwater's covert racism strategy. Forty years later and journalists still have no ability to accurately describe a racist who doesn't use the n-word in public.

none of these Dems could be reached for comment I guess? probs too busy calibrating their public statements to blame the left-most flank of the party for all the awful things the GOP has “had to” do bsky.app/profile/apne...

Saw the cloud that looks like a skeleton jacking off again

Iran keeps cooking our ass with these videos

A worthy successor to Rehnquist.

One reason Republicans are banning books and classes on race is because reading even one book about Jim Crow or Reconstruction makes it clear that they are hoping to reinstate segregation.

It's gonna Happen right as I'm about to get my wish.

Reconstruction 2: For Real This Time

“I live in constant fear that I will be subjected to further baseless detentions just for going about my daily life." On May 2, Leonardo Garcia Venegas, a Florida-born US citizen, was detained by ICE in Alabama for the third time (!) in the span of a year. And he's suing the federal government.

I just think if you're gonna have a hantavirus outbreak on a ship it should at least be a Disney cruise.

look, it’s time to embarrass these people. ask them if trump could play quarterback right now for the cowboys, ask them if trump is more mortal or god, ask them if donald trump deserved an oscar for his performance in home alone 2

There are no billionaires from the current crop who could inspire a funny character like Ted Turner did with Duke Phillips. They're all too malignant and their excesses too harmful.

Bzzt.

Someone took their Arwing to Little Saint James.

God's perfect angel.

It would be even funnier if she would befriend George W. Bush but not Dave Chappelle.

The entire right wing ecosystem, from politics to media to business, is just for-profit contrarianism. The formula is: they name a real shortcoming of the imperfect status quo and once they got you they sell you horseshit that's much, much worse

New research suggests that reliance on AI assistants can have a negative impact on people’s ability to think and problem solve.

Reports say the spider crossed state lines to be present in case Rittenhouse did anything that might be taken as aggressive.

funniest thing i’ve ever seen

I'm going to type slowly I will not vote for, endorse, campaign for, or donate to any candidate or party that does not explicitly endorse FULL AND EQUAL RIGHTS to trans people in all areas of society. I'm not a full citizen, you don't get my second-class vote. Period. I think I'm being clear.

I do not like his choice to play for a women's team and I am trying very hard to keep my anger focused on the systems and people who forced this choice, made only more complicated because his choice reinforces those same systems.

Higher ed is under authoritarian attack. Joining the fiction that all college is a sociology class you don’t like, and that Dem politicians are beholden to it, doesn’t help. Around 40% of Americans went to or are in college. No other group that big gets cast by so many national figures as abnormal.

It should be illegal to join my meeting six minutes early. Simmer down, sociopath.

Richard Dawkins knows that the LLM he uses to talk to himself is both a person and a woman, and that trans women are neither.

7 dollar gas. Well, I guess I'll buy an electric car. Oh those are 60 thousand dollars? Well at least electricity is cheap. Oh the government won't build solar panels because it's "Too transgender"? Well at least wages are going up. Oh the idea of jobs is fake now? Well at least everyone is happ

The politics of this era is all mass hallucination, and it's entirely directed at the left, whose ideas they can't openly fight because they poll too well. Instead, establishment Dems bury you under artifice, letting Chris Rufo shape the zeitgeist because the cost is worth it to them.

I can't see Hobbes' posts about The Body Keeps The Score without hearing "Let the body keep the score," and now you're hearing the song too.

*Lifting the visor of my bascinet* is this not the Well Met Gala?

SCOOP: The F.D.A. blocked the release of studies finding that Covid and shingles vaccines were safe. In the case of Covid, FDA staff had to withdraw studies heading toward publication: www.nytimes.com/2026/05/05/u...

Just got four strikes for thinking "Dirt Bikenwald."

The lead plaintiff in Callais v. Louisiana said on social media that he was at January 6:

A heaping pile of shit being sold back and forth forever, if you can keep it

The single most defining thing Elon Musk has ever done is killing untold numbers of people by having DOGE illegally raid and disband USAID. Not rickets, not cars, not even the CSAMbot on X. It’s this, and so many media pundits just choose to unsee it.

CASE DISMISSED

YouTube has removed one of my videos because I reported that women can still access abortion pills. I shared *factual & medically accurate* information about women's health—yet the platform says I'm "facilitating the sale of illegal drugs"

Two competing models.