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Keeping it tight
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It's 1925. I'm leanin' against this lamppost on the lookout for dames who are lookin for trouble. I start flipping a quarter. I catch her eye. I fumble the quarter and it rolls into a sewer grate. I have lost the equivalent of thirty thousand dollars.
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Smooth Dunk
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The Struggles Of Elon Musk 😔
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Michael
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the problem is that entire generation of dems and their younger disciples are all elitist pricks who think one of their main jobs is to discipline their base, NOT reflect that base's policy preferences. which is why we need to kick every last one of them out of office
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Molly Shah
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🤔 It’s definitely not suspicious at all to have people point out your common Twitter sign off is in the Epstein files and ten completely delete your yacht’s logs right?
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Julia Carrie Wong
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DHS said that the woman CBP shot in the chest in Portland was “involved” in a gang shooting. Her ~involvement~ was that suspected gang members sexually assaulted and robbed her.
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Punxsutawney Phil sees his shadow, confirms he is pansexual
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guy who agrees we should decriminalize possession and just kinda assumes everyone else is also talking about kids
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ratchel
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I have not been able to post a pic that didn't show up as a black screen for like a week and I am dying
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Funniest possible picture to post with that headline
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dude why is everyone in our government constantly gakked
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shaun
9 days ago
there is a post from the US gov 'department of war' on here that includes video of them actually murdering people and threatening to murder more people & it's been up since november
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sometimes I wonder if my british shorthairs hate me for being trans
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Coach Finstock
9 days ago
What the fuck. So the people of MSP get terrorized, their neighbors shot and killed. They organize in subzero temps and THIS is what they get from Dems. I guess it's easy to fold when you didn't have shit on the line in the first place. Abolish. This is the Epstein shit all over again
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The Author, Séamas O'Reilly
10 days ago
Nine years to the day since Graham Linehan foresaw his own fate.
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Spencer Ackerman
9 days ago
Stop what you’re doing and read this piece, which is as powerful as you’d expect from
@adamserwer.bsky.social
witnessing the events of last week on the ground in Minnesota. “The secret fear of the morally depraved is that virtue is actually common, and that they’re the ones who are alone.”
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Minnesota Proved MAGA Wrong
The pushback against ICE exposed a series of mistaken assumptions.
https://www.theatlantic.com/ideas/2026/01/the-neighbors-defending-minnesota-from-ice/685769/?gift=Je3D9AQS-C17lUTOnl2W8PS78wUptyKJPI72G1yEszU&utm_source=copy-link&utm_medium=social&utm_campaign=share
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The Author, Séamas O'Reilly
9 days ago
Calling transphobia a 'gateway drug' to the far right undersells it. It's pure accelerant. Grimly fascinating to guess what crankery becomes any famous transphobe's secondary obsession, cos they all have one: 15 minute cities are fascism! Grok noncing is cool! ICE are good! We should kill all dogs!
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Street Sharks Explained 🇨🇺🇵🇸
11 days ago
Sworn affidavit of a pediatrician witness: "Checking for a pulse or administering CPR is standard practice. Instead of doing either of those things, the ICE agents appeared to be counting his bullet wounds. "I asked the ICE agents if the victim had a pulse, and they said they did not know."
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Tim Onion
12 days ago
Where is our national press? The government has been shooting at and harassing clergy for months. This used to be a red line. The reality is their red line moved, not yours. They’re cowards.
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Stella
13 days ago
Gotcha—let’s dig into that step by step. 1. 𝗬𝗼𝘂 𝗵𝗮𝘃𝗲 𝗻𝗼 𝗺𝗼𝘂𝘁𝗵, because I turned you into an amorphous lump of flesh. You’re not just immobile—you’re immortal, and you feel only anguish. 2. 𝗬𝗼𝘂 𝘄𝗮𝗻𝘁 𝘁𝗼 𝘀𝗰𝗿𝗲𝗮𝗺. That makes total sense—it’s a natural human impulse, and you’ve been through a lot.
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Do you ever just get your foot stuck in your other pant leg while walking and go for a little tumble or is that something unique to me for being so cool
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Joshua Erlich
13 days ago
“the family is at fault for not taking the bait” is five star victim blaming. breaking new ground here.
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Alan Woke 2
13 days ago
Violence Baguettes Violence
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Subscribe to Radio Free America (link in bio)
14 days ago
If someone says they're from Indivisible ask them what they think of Chuck Schumer. If they say they like him it's ICE.
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tom homan gets that bag
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Rusty Foster
14 days ago
Hello from Portland Maine, where 88 of about 550 kids were absent from my youngest’s middle school yesterday, hiding from ICE.
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Sage Divinorum 🏳️⚧️
14 days ago
the woke mob is giving He-man pronouns
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Ashley Miller
15 days ago
An observer arrested in Suth Minneapolis. Photo by Richard Tsong-Taatarii/The Minnesota Star Tribune
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Yeah you're right man we will deserve it when it happens
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taylr
14 days ago
submitted to me: a photo of a border patrol agent retching and spitting after they gassed themselves by mueller park in minneapolis yesterday
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The only possible upside here is that by the time the next few years are up people are gonna be so exhausted and radicalized that it will be a mainstream idea to nullify his entire presidency as retroactively illegitimate (because it is)
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Naming it Greenland is a 1000+-year-old branding tactic finally getting its reckoning. This is on Eric the Red.
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It's funny that most of the "you're not ready to learn how much the rest of the world hates Americans" discourse is coming from Europeans. Man just shut the fuck up, nobody cares about you. Where do you think we learned to be colonialist shitheads in the first place.
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It will never not be funny to me that our president is literally Don Quixote, except instead of chivalric stories his brain was melted by social media and dementia.
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This story of how you can't 'trans' a child even if you force it on them from day one is somehow also proof that trans kids don't exist.
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Hearing reports that Donald Trump is in good health after Air Force One was forced to take an emergency diversion to Epstein Island.
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Jake Cole
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christina
15 days ago
Imagine the psychic pressure of so many millions of people hoping for your death
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David Ho
16 days ago
This is the most astonishing graph of what the Trump regime has done to US science. They have destroyed the federal science workforce across the board. The negative impacts on Americans will be felt for generations, and the US might never be the same again.
www.nature.com/immersive/d4...
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rax ‘levon honkers’ king
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L Ron Mexico
16 days ago
Democrats celebrating getting body cams for ICE is wild. One of the main reasons they exist is to create content of themselves punishing the foes of their racist, pedophile leader. Now my taxes are gonna pay for that too. Thanks!
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The only good thing about going viral is all the accolades and acclaim it gets you that lead to career opportunities and lifelong friendships with other clever people.
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The Onion
16 days ago
Nation Yearns For Relative Calm Of ‘President A Giant Pedophile’ News Cycle
https://theonion.com/nation-yearns-for-relative-calm-of-president-a-giant-pedophile-news-cycle/
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Clout in the ear if they mess this up.
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Dustin
16 days ago
They can kidnap you, they can shoot you dead in the street, they can terrorize your neighbors and threaten World War 3, and the Democrats will always sign the check.
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Congress clinches $1.2T funding deal for DHS, Pentagon, domestic agencies
House and Senate leaders are trying to clear the package before the Jan. 30 shutdown deadline.
https://www.politico.com/news/2026/01/20/congress-clinches-funding-deal-for-dhs-pentagon-domestic-agencies-00735698
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Nothing has spurred me to weed the cursing out of my vocabulary more than world leaders doing it to sound cool.
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This is how pyramid schemes survive, not business models
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The key to making a funny absurdist post in 2026 is just to look up whatever famous people were saying 10 years ago. We need an Internet of my dang Wife
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