Guy who woke up today like "I'm gonna pick a fight with Reacher" is the mascot for this era of mass delusion.

They've just like...decided they don't need to replace the outgoing PM because I should be able to do the job. There's a joke on this project that whenever I get promoted I never get to offload my old job, but this is insane. I'm gonna ki

My son, Ramza, is so based that he would just order milk when we went to dinner in Lesalia. This would always stun the waitstaff, as they had never heard anyone actually order milk!

Word is he took a pickleball right to the neck

I'm tired of hearing from this guy about fucking everything. I don't need to know what he thinks about the NCAA or Mueller's death or this.

INSPIRING! The Mueller She Wrote lady has agreed to accompany Bob into the afterlife!

My based son Jörmungandr looked our Chinese waiter in the eye when told they do not serve cheeseburger and said, "Then I shall have the tufted, red crested Cockatiel." Epic.

Cutest cat in the world.

Gonna need everyone to keep it down now

guys in 90's rap loved to announced that they weren't scared. I feel like maybe they were scared, at least some of the time

Cutest cat in the world.

You can see him debating whether to go for full extension here

love when I forget to do my time sheets for a month. like I'll just forget that the other part of this job is getting paid, and then I get paid all at once and it feels like I won the lottery while I pay off the credit I've been living off because [arrow wraps around to start of message]

Thinking about this legend from 2019 or so who threw a cop down and power walked away while laughing like the Joker

critics say

@banalplay.bsky.social do you still have the counter going

This is how it feels when I accept someone's meeting invite and it returns an out-of-office message

www.reddit.com/r/linux/s/jf... Mega thread on who is behind these age verification laws, spoiler alert it’s Meta.

Yeah it seems to me that an 'anti-Muslim post' would, in fact, qualify as bigotry.

Arrested for CSA and CSAM is the Republican version of Democrats dying in office.

As everything becomes increasingly meaningless and untethered from reality, we will see more interesting streaming challenges. Fewer speed runs and pranks, more "I try to land a job using only answers from NBA 2k12 pre-draft interviews."

Laker Fans Furious As Bam Adebayo Dies In Even Worse Helicopter Crash

still thinking about when @banalplay.bsky.social called getting caught in a child sex scandal "the Republican version of a Democrat dying in office"

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The Lemkin Institute has issued a *THIRD* trans genocide warning, noting the next stage is widespread containment - and this was before the 4th Circuit ruled today that states can essentially do whatever they want to make trans people "appreciate their sex". www.lemkininstitute.com/red-flag-ale...

The Lemkin Institute for Genocide Prevention “believes that the U.S. is squarely within the early to middle stages of a genocidal process against trans people, the goal of which is to completely erase transgender people not only from public life but also from existence in the U.S. & globally”

He's going to see this and get so mad that he has her entire family arrested, and I for one cannot wait.

I was on a plane last night and some guy stood up and congratulated the captain when Bam broke Kobe's record. Everyone cheered.

He honored Kobe's legacy by not stopping when a—[Vaudeville hook yanks me off stage]

Rare Bamps

One new thing Pishi has started to do is take up position next to my laptop when I'm on it and just sit there, watching me browse. Whenever music or sound comes out of it her head will snap to look at me, eyes huge, like when a baby is delighted by something. I can't explain how cute these cats are.

This is the 1st couple of the United States. (also the active leading single game scorer in the WNBA and NBA so talk to them niceeeeeee) #NBASky #WNBASky

only 43 FGA, whereas Kobe needed 46 FGA and one sexual assault

skill issue

I can't believe what I'm seeing

Sun Tzu (D-NY) - “When your enemy is making a mistake, fix it for him at great cost to yourself.”

Trying to wrap my head around Bam dropping 31 in a quarter.

Someone catfished that Jake Lang white supremacist guy pretending to be a 15 year old girl and he took the bait in the worst possible way.

"I invite you to imagine It Happening."

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There are a lot of pics I have accumulated over the years that make me laugh every time I see them, but the context sucks so usually I hold back on posting them. Anyway, here's one.

sweetest of all possible babies

Pishi is having her twice yearly meltdown because daylight savings happened and that means there are no more rules about when feeding time is. I bet if she just yells a little bit louder in my ear then I will get up and feed her.

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