BREAKING: Judge James Boasberg rules for those deported under the Alien Enemies Act on March 15 — certifying a class, finding the U.S. maintained constructive custody over them at CECOT, finding they were not given due process, and ordering return or that such process be given by Jan. 5, 2026.

i say this with nothing but love for all of you to whom this applies, but the moral rot in elite journalism is because journalism is a trade and it should be done by tradespeople and instead it's been professionalized in a way that makes it cozy to capital instead

The entire american "free speech" panic was about elites being criticized, which is why anyone who ever took it seriously should be ignored forever

if i installed a regime propagandist, I’d at least pick someone media savvy

I’m sorry ezra but I could swear you told me the cruel folks were doing this the right way

oh the CBS bosses went to dylan byers? then they are definitely lying.

Third Way Terrified to Learn of Fourth Way

just say the word JD

it’s 2045. the people take to the streets as Barron Trump’s grip on power begins to slip following his refusal to release the Mr. Beast files.

dumbest mfer in the game

gravity’s kiss

gdi rick steves is the best

I see Lakshya Jain is complaining about not winning enough votes so as a reminder

fuck it we’re doing letters of marque

my man Jeff was at it again for my birthday last week

think I forgot to post about INFLUENCERS (2025) last week. it does a good job of finding ways to keep the structural flourishes that made the first one fun and is fun overall. the story is nonsense but w/e. not as good as the first one though, which I recommend going into as cold as possible.

my sign would have Cathy on it and say “don’t talk to me until I have my contract”

Gen Z focus group quotes are depressing and make me want to throw myself into a gorge, but the real lesson is that people's political beliefs are not logical or consistent. they change with the wind. they respond to emotional appeals, not policy or platforms.

sometimes the Joined Nov. ‘24 label feels like a bit, like slapping a label that says “chair” on a chair

real life pic of James Lindsey

they will burn the world to ash before they blame capitalism even when they literally mention “profits over people”

you make the movie and put Russell Crowe in this and I’ll see it a dozen times

what this guy wants testicles for free? i’m running a business here

the "Brought to you by @BankofAmerica" kicker is 🤌

it was in the powerpoint the networks refused to run

it’s also just … has anyone actually read a book about the Roman Empire or is it just a thing people say

I was at dinner. Did he say anything that matters?

I’m into this but I could never be cool enough

Charles Embezzlement Cheese

have to share this. From one of my students in the semester that just wrapped “Suebsaeng took his job as editing professor very seriously…Professor Asawin Suebsaeng made the young women in his course feel comfortable in the way only a vibrant homosexual millennial could which was most impressive.“

What I'm hearing here is "guillotines"

incredible choice of subreddit considering he did in fact have eggs

the irony if the government’s claim is denied because they submitted imperfect records

he’s going to say happy birthday to me isn’t he

we’re watching MAPS TO THE STARS (2014) and it’s *wild*

Vance literally blaming antisemitism on rootless cosmopolitans

impeccable christmas movie

the unstated assumption of Yglesias saying that we need to be with the Nazis for Discourse Reasons is a presumed interest in finding common ground with or convincing Nazis to stop being Nazis. i'll just say that is not how i, personally, am interested in solving the Nazi problem.

goes for your choice of work, too

Incredible timing that Sydney Sweeney and Amanda Seyfried are co-starring in a movie when the former's press quotes are like "I Googled racism last night and it turns out it's a thumbs down" and the latter's are like "Voltaire said we must strangle the last king with the bowels of the last priest”

Brittany Mahomes about to do a town hall with Bari Weiss

Wishing a Joyous, Healthy and Happy Hanukkah to all who celebrate.

Wow big upset in Virginia HD-77 firehouse primary Former ACLU Attorney Charlie Schmidt has won the Dem nomination That makes him very favored to be the next delegate in January 6 special election Former Richmond City Council President Michelle Mosby was thought of as favorite

once again, we play roulette with the festival of lights

when you’ve been waiting 18 minutes for the shredded cheese for your fajitas

colin jost and AI slop radiating similar charisma