It would suck so bad to be the CIA guy on Bluesky duty this weekend

I saw an unironic post that said "maturity is realizing Jenny is the villain in Forrest Gump," just a guy sitting around getting fuckin furious at the molestation victim from the 30-year-old movie and going "damn... I'm pretty mature for this"

At least that little shit in Minnesota's not gonna be able to get the time of day anymore

I saw somebody say Hillary Clinton would have toppled Maduro as president because of the anti-Venezuela Parks & Rec episode and I'm not gonna pretend she wasn't a hawk but I think I missed a step

I am currently writing something about this but in the 60s/early 70s the Irish Mob in Hell's Kitchen was run by a classy guy who wore suits everywhere and he was pushed out by guys who cut up their victims so they couldn't be ID'd. So it goes with international gangsterism too.

In the interest of ONE non-Venezuela post today, there's a new Harlan Coben adaptation on Netflix and it's got an actress who's (Tim Robinson voice) my exact style

Underrated dynamic is that Trump is way, way more jealous of that picture of Obama watching the bin Laden raid than he is of the Nobel prize

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Once again, if you indiscriminately like all my shit I'm gonna block you, that is over-familiar behavior and I am not on here for a bad time, sorry

Cool no rush

Yeah dude you definitely are the one who should be co-signing the precedent "America can kidnap any head of state who pisses off the president"

Marty Supreme made me realize I need to change my lifestyle (buy a spearpoint collar shirt)

Finally, the Venezuelan people will have the self-determination of being ruled by an American megadonor running what he wants to say in Spanish through AI

this is your mission. our pedophile president needs you to jump out of a helicopter to kidnap a head of state and his wife so some oil ceos can make a lot of money. we’ll be watching from a resort in florida that still serves wedge salad and checking how many retweets we get. good luck soldier

Three days in and we're doing Stupid Panama and a chatbot learned how to be a pedophile, that new Pitt season better be fuckin excellent

One of the most irritating aspects of this whole debate is the repeated references to "our backyard," what the fuck are you talking about, aren't you the ones who think national borders are sacrosanct, why is "not our country but not as far away as other countries" supposed to be meaningful

Look at my opposition leader dawg I'm getting laid off

"No act of evil shocks my conscience" Okay, then you're in alliance with those actors, congrats I guess?

Two things can be true, the US has engaged in imperialism and regime change longer than any of us have been alive and acting like that means only a moron would react to it in the moment is the most obnoxious kind of wrecker behavior

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When my epic based god-emperor reruns the most badass play in American history, the ouster of Noriega

Never gonna get over the raw embarrassment of having a vice president who tweets stuff like "and PSA for everyone saying this was 'illegal'"

Nine years and a billion analyses about how this is a brand new GOP that's left neoconservatism behind in favor of right-wing populism, all for a foreign policy 3D-printed by the most dead-eyed psychos at National Review. I think we can all agree regardless of politics that this was time well-spent

Knives Out chair

First in my bloodline to have the thought "is this a Palestinian reference or a muff-diving reference"

Sidney Poitier lost his Bahamian accent imitating guys he heard on the radio so theoretically there's a timeline where everything shifted a few decades in the future and he sounded like Howard Stern

This is basically Andor

Cynthia Erivo and Justine Lupe were both great but I really want Mel from The Pitt to play Holly Gibney in something

The idea that Tony Diplodocus or whatever his name is would be a good nightly news anchor because he gave one hostile interview does sort of rhyme with this repeated implication that Bari Weiss, whose entire career has been opinion writing and the editing thereof, knows what news reporting needs

I loved Wake Up Dead Man (obviously) but this is really the Gallant to its Goofus in terms of obviously actually being created by a Catholic, I still can't get over how realistic Hamish Linklater's Homily Cadence was

Bill Martin has been one of the most beloved and influential figures in the movement to retell Richmond's story. Over the weekend, he was struck by a vehicle and killed. His sudden loss has brought an outpouring of grief and shock from the community.

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Threads thought i might want to check out what may actually be the most annoying person alive