White House tweet: Big news, the CDC has discovered a cure for fucking Chuck Schumer’s mom Chuck Schumer to front-facing camera: This administration is lying to you. There is no cure for that. And at the rate they’re cutting research funding there never will be.

i apologize veggietales creator man, i wasn't familiar with your game

Underrated dynamic to watch is that some police departments hate feeling big-dicked by federal agencies even more than they love the general idea of brutalizing protesters

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She grunt on my slump til I buckle

Incredibly disturbing story (seriously if you have trouble with reading about sexual abuse this ain’t for you) by one of our finest chroniclers of the dark side of Irish America

Saw GOB Bluth in a list of iconic straight men, what

We are not beating the Versailles allegations I fear

Trump is almost certainly only going to the generals thing for the ego boost IMO, he’s way too dumb to be in any of the important evil meetings, so is Hegseth for that matter

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Literally two mass shootings by vets with foreign combat experience and some pretty clear untreated PTSD in a single day, good thing our entire counterterrorism apparatus has been redirected to landscapers and enby teenagers

You could give this man an existential crisis by showing him the bottom half of a muppet

FBI under a Third Way president writing “I hate bipartisan solutions and difficult fiscal decisions” on a shell casing

I CAN’T KNOW HOW TO HEAR ANY MORE ABOUT EZRA KLEIN

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Donald Trump seemingly getting fooled by an AI video of himself is why these people love him, this is like achieving nirvana for people who love to be tricked

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I saw another underwater clown yesterday, please report for disinformation

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This guy has spent all day insisting there is no gay subtext in Moby Dick and now he’s been reduced to arguing only a moron would interpret this as a theme of The Great Gatsby

The Lion King feels like a very trapped-in-amber moment before every animated movie tried to pacify adults with jokes that went over the kids’ heads so you’ve got random references to Reversal of Fortune and In the Heat of the Night

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TrueAnon calling their Pete Hegseth episode “One Bottle After Another” is one of those things I’m really jealous I didn’t think of

Eric Adams timing his dropping out for the absolute least impact is honestly beast mode, he deserves whatever his bribe is

Funniest part of Johnson saying Trump was an FBI informant is that he seemingly didn’t understand that an FBI informant in a case like that would almost certainly be someone who was himself implicated making a deal, not a guy who just hates pedos so much he was like “I gotta let the FBI know!”

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Isn’t it too late for him to be removed from the ballot LOL

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RFK Jr: The cure for sodomy is quite simple: exercise and organic foods. Our conversion camps have a 100% success rate. Hakeem Jeffries: More lies from the ruckus boys. You had to cook the books to get that number.

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You can't joke about anything anymore. Because you signed a multi figure contract with the Saudi government that said they wouldn't pay you if you did.

I never used to be genuinely pissed off by heresy until I read stuff like this

Morgan Wallen Issues Apology After Genealogy Report Reveals His Family Never Owned Slaves

Sick of this self-insert Mary Sue bullshit

He definitely thought that was really him and he’d just forgotten saying that

Dying at the juxtaposition of “this is WAR” with this particular image

Can’t believe this was Chris Cooper’s debut

Still so weird that there’s a tangential Trump Glup Shitto named that

The left needs its own Steven Lockjaw

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Love Potion No. 9 is awesome because it’s just a guy sexually assaulting a cop and being like “oh uhhh that was because of magic”

Remember when this guy said Trump was a white-hat pedophile and the next day was like “oh uhhhh I said that by accident”

Please stop showing me anything about Ezra Klein. Irrevocably opting out of “Ezra Klein”

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Medbeds are like the saddest far-right conspiracy theory because it’s not the product of racism or bloodlust, it just originates from them all being elderly and chronically ill