The shooter better not leave any evidence at a mall opening in Murfreesboro where Kash's girlfriend is performing or he'll walk right into their trap

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This whole affair has really highlighted the lack of coordination through the goon bureaucracy, before they settled on "she tried to run him over" Noem put out such an absurd story she clearly didn't realize there was video

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State security murdered a woman and the vice president of the United States took a break from his groupchat with 12-year-olds named KawaiiHimmler to say "ummm y'all are doin a heckin gaslighting," please kill me with a sword

I always loved the color that she was Irish Catholic, a culture where the baseline for skepticism is believing a guy with a lazy eye isn't a changeling

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I saw someone post an AI slop image of Jackie Kennedy being asked "Other than that, Mrs. Kennedy, how was the motorcade," what the fuck is wrong with you that you're so unable to communicate without your security swill that you need it to make an existing joke WORSE

this is your mission. roll up to this daycare in full tactical gear to harass some kids and teachers. when you get spooked by your own shadow like a panicked horse and start shooting your gun, our pedophile president will call the person you shot a terrorist. good luck soldier

She spent all this time acting like she was terrified of him because of antisemitism and now she's just mad at him for Republican reasons

Violent hatred of liberal white women has been de rigueur on the right for a while and I suspect they're about to get out over their skis in terms of how mainstream that is.

And I know it's just a movie but part of why One Battle After Another spoke to me so much was because this is what I came away from it thinking about

It's an oversimplification, for which you can thank character limits, but yes, love and solidarity are going to save us all.

Surreal for this to be happening the day after The Blessed Feast of Swarming Capitol Police Like Army Ants is Sometimes Okay

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The thing I always come back to is how many people never despaired against longer odds, and how arrogant it would be to put myself above them.

Colin Firth as Wilhelm Stuckart in "Conspiracy" insisting he's just as antisemitic as the rest of them but they're in big trouble if they don't whip up a legal framework

Sucks that it accelerated the process of bigtiming all the actual professional voice actors out of animated movies because Tom Hanks as Woody really is an all-time great voice performance.

Non-cops saying things like "weaponized the vehicle" is so viscerally repulsive to me. Like picking your soul out through your nose.

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Sometimes all you can do is make the world 0.0000000000001% less awful by being a good person and it feels very meaningless but it’s also the only thing that really matters

Kid ESPN analyst at the toys world series: The use of the forcefield that can block anything was a pretty masterful move, I think, Mike. I know there are people who think that takes the tension out of this sport but as we've seen, there's an art to it.

Fetterman trying to decide whether to disbelieve a DHS statement or accept the premise that reckless driving is wrong

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DHS is spooked enough by this to be putting out statements in "At this time, we kinetically engaged the female-style individual" voice instead of fucking memes for once

Patti Harrison in the ITYSL Driver's Ed sketch going "NOT NOW, George" has been a major vocal stim for me lately for obvious reasons

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This is such a funny lie

Every single person who says this would have lost multiple loved ones at DUI stops under this standard

It's nothing everyone doesn't already know, but ICE/CBP guys know they can do whatever they want. They're the absolute dregs of the Violence Worker Community, not trained for anything like what they're doing, out of their depth, all that. But it starts with them knowing they won't face consequences.

Saw the most annoying “DON’T DEAD OPEN INSIDE” text formatting I’ve ever seen at the bookstore, get outta here

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There is an unfortunately an entire cohort of Americans whose political awakening was seeing Kent State and thinking it was the coolest thing ever

When you make jokes about Benny's wife having an app that monitors his heart rate between the hours of 11 and 4 am whenever he has to travel for "work," you may think those are just words but they can damage marriages

Bari Weiss running around the studio like Karl Rove on Election Night demanding water-skiing pet videos

One thing I can't get to thinking too hard about is there's no way we'll ever know how many people were just murdered when no one could film it

Thinking of that case earlier when they shot a woman completely unprovoked and tried to say she rammed them only for her to survive and contradict them, and I suspect the cops are thinking of that too

Due to budget cuts the imperial boomerang and the actual imperialism will be occurring simultaneously this week

You do not need to "bear witness" to it, and you do not need to show it to other people. It is enough to report the facts and testimonies of the case

Look in fairness they didn't realize the focus group that loved this was entirely Rubio's children because they all have different last names

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Homer's brain: Don't say Medicare fraud, don't say Medicare fraud

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