NEW: A spokesperson for U.S. Health and Human Services confirmed to Stateline on Friday that the agency is canceling 53 out of 67 grants, worth about $68 million, under the Teen Pregnancy Prevention Program, affecting grantees in more than two dozen states.

BREAKING: The Trump DOJ is rushing to appeal after MeidasTouch host Katie Phang won a major court victory in her lawsuit seeking greater transparency over the Epstein files. 1/

JD Vance made up a horrific and racist lie about a group of people, and now those people will be deported because the Supreme Court refuses to acknowledge, let along regard as disqualifying, the clear racial bias of this administration.

Kelsey Grammer says he has ‘wrestled’ with the idea of running for political office. He regrets not fighting in Vietnam, and sees politics as a way to give back.

This should challenge some media narratives.

Does he think a passport is a visa?

FT: ".. Kalshi’s donation of the shares to the US president’s eldest son granted him a stake in the private company when it was valued at under $2bn, less than a tenth of its $22bn valuation in a funding round last month." @financialtimes.com www.ft.com/content/f701...

I was not prepared for how this post ended.

‘President of Peace’ U.S. forces remain engaged in hostilities against Iran. And Trump continues to violate the U.S. Constitution, especially after the historic vote by both houses of Congress opposing this illegal, unconstitutional war.

Oh!

Unless they give cusomters full refunds this should honestly be straight up illegal.

PAULA WHITE: Nobody has stood up like you have stood up TRUMP: *sitting* *asleep*

I actually think this is a fantastic idea and they should do it

“The Braddock Brawler,” you cannot be serious

hahahahahah….wait let me catch my breath…..HAHAHAHAHA

NEW: DOD is probing the leak of information about an active intelligence officer involved with Peter Thiel's Dialog club. The officer is said to work for a special missions unit. The White House also claims details about another top intelligence official are restricted on national security grounds.

SEETHING

The press is creating “Dems suck” articles on a level you’ve never seen

the thing about the crisis is it was also very fast moving. The era began with him immediately pardoning all his brown shirts, and that was as good as it was gonna get

If you've been conscious for the last 18 months, and you're an elected official who doesn't think what we're witnessing is a generational crisis you are fully out of your mind. And to have the temerity to shit talk people who want to address it? Astounding. Had it too good for too long

We've been living through a slow motion political crisis since January 20 2025, and now that candidates who actually recognize that are beginning to get elected they're being attacked by people who have their heads buried in the sand. Not surprising!

The FBI is doing sarcastic tweets and I think I've reached the point where I don't even find it shocking or particularly notable anymore. That's just what federal law enforcement agencies do now: whiny sarcasm.

If I have to think about the president’s bedroom and bathroom habits then so do @zeteo.com subscribers. Sry

Do u do this while telling the girl why she can’t stay here?

Evil Dead Burn better be incredible

Like, if preventing the ascendancy of the DSA was as important as you now seem to think, why the ACTUAL hell did you...?

My domestic policy preferences are closer to those of Democratic centrists than they are to Mamdani and the DSA. But my sympathy is pretty low for complaining centrists who decided to support Andrew Fricking Cuomo as their alternative to Mamdani.

It is funny that they’re mad at Mamdani for endorsing candidates

Trump the Bathroom Slob? "The president is mad at authors Maggie Haberman and Jonathan Swan for the bathroom scenes in 'Regime Change.' Plus: the Supreme Court turns a blind eye to Trump's racism as it screws over Haitians." Read here, by @swin24.bsky.social: zeteo.com/p/trump-the-...

Bathroom and bedroom 😬

Sir, I haven't even eaten breakfast. WHY

Horrific.

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The Extreme Sentences Handed to Anti-ICE Protesters Should Terrify Us All "The sentences, ranging from 30-100 years, are part of an increasingly disturbing pattern of the Trump administration criminalizing speech and assembly." READ: zeteo.com/p/prairielan...

Trump, unsurprisingly outwitted by a single-celled organism.

I love rewatching a bunch of diff Hard To Watch type movies but you will not be able to get me to watch Blue Valentine again

Every time Trump threatens to attack Iran he is violating the terms of his surrender. Here's the very first graph of the MOU he signed:

hm. Gonna hold my tongue Terms of service n all

This is definitely a metaphor for the country, right?

For conversations about which religious and ethnic minorities now feel less safe in this country, it is striking to me how this conversation is not as rigorously applied to Muslims as it should be. There’s a lot of reasons for me to say that but they’re literally the only religious demo…

I am incredibly amenable to the Nixon ordered the watergate burglary while drunk and forgot he had theory However, whether or not he specifically ordered that action is irrelevant. Of course the coverup was the real crime but that notwithstanding, he unleashed those goons to do his dirty work…

Trump has not broken into the DNC to wiretap it and steal a bunch of shit to try to blackmail his Democratic opponents and then spent a long time trying to cover it up, it would not just get washed away

People who say this are legitimately stupid. Not just evil or cynical. Dumb. Ass-dumb What would they — or I! — have to say if Obama’s goons broke into the RNC in 2012 to bug it and looking for blackmail material and other dirt and then Obama marshaled the force of the federal government and his…

You know what to do Mr President 🫡 www.axios.com/2019/08/25/t...

I would at least be amused that Seb Gorka, WH counterterrorism chief, is having to spend his time chasing imaginary septic saboteurs, but Gorka probably relishes the chance to prosecute rando tourists who somehow look liberal

"People with knowledge of the matter, in and close to the federal government, tell me Trump has demanded, and is receiving, up-to-the-minute updates on the reflecting pool. He’s given spoken and in some cases written directives, including a very succinct: “Kill all the fucking algae.”

I’ve said this before but one of the funnier moments of my life was in college when a guy who quite possibly set the dorm house on fire told the cops I did it, and I didn’t know that and went in thinking naively oh they’re just chatting with everyone at the station interrogation room, and…

Last time Donald Trump got his ass kicked this bad -- he incited an insurrection.

🌿 🦠 ‘Kill All the F*cking Algae’: Trump’s Failed DC Pyongyang-ification Is Driving Him Insane The president's sunken mind can't get out of the Lincoln Memorial Reflecting Pool he wants so badly to renovate. Read today's 'First Draft' by @swin24.bsky.social: zeteo.com/p/kill-all-t...