a real testament to stefanik’s total lack of dignity that she is doing this AFTER trump totally threw her under the bus, backed up, and ran her over just to be sure

NORMAL VIEW!

There’s a reason Republicans don’t constantly shit on their own voters and that’s because it is an abysmal strategy for winning elections

Egyptian poster for KING KONG ESCAPES (1967)

Kash Patel probably at the Poodle Room right now

I like Pope Leo but the Catholic Church still has a problem when it comes to child abuse, the LGBTQ community, and making me bored on Sundays for almost a quarter of my life.

Salad

The Strait of Hormuz will be opened by Gelfling hand or else by none.

I'm getting a hot dog!

Y'all are gonna lose your minds when you hear about horses.

“Fear me, slop merchants!”

Oh yeah - I should have lunch

Every Democrat speech to rally the base is just this

Hello I am CEO of EvilCo, a branch of Umbrella Corp, and no we’re not the Umbrella Corp from the games we were just inspired by them, you’re not gonna to believe this but we have just released a company memo that says we’re not good human beings

Salute to an all-time tweet

we're expected to pretend people who are sincerely advancing a worldview that treats politics as a problem to be permanently solved like a math problem are serious thinkers rather than a threat to our society

I think this is the most prototypical TV movie I've ever seen outside of THE BOY IN THE PLASTIC BUBBLE

Every review of EUPHORIA Season 3 makes it sound like amazing trash television

BLOATED DONUT DOES IT AGAIN!

Anytime.

I enjoyed ENDGAME but I'm sorry, you're not going trick me into wringing more money out of that one

I am of the firm belief that a 250 million dollar movie should have better production values than this, that's all.

when you've siezed the means of production and aren't sure what comes next

Woot! Happy Cakeday Mr. Curry, you goddamn LEGEND

Grogu got in the trash and ate some chocolate and he died

I'll add one to the pile: young men don't want to learn a trade because, like college or anything else worthwhile, it takes time and effort

The tl;dr seems to boil down to, young men don't want to go to college, but also don't want to take the kind of jobs that don't require a degree (that women will take) and so they'll just live at home and do nothing.

Anything Gil related

this is just a warmed over david duke speech from 1990

It’s gotta be Doomsday, I feel it’s inevitable that they will be using AI Slop to get this one done on time

I was feeling down about how little I accomplished this weekend when I realized I took Tuesday off. I'm still going to try to get as much done as possible today but it's nice to have a buffer.

Yeats casts YEET

Nancy By Ernie Bushmiller April 19,1947

Yes, the fact that I'm attending the White House Correspondents Dinner might SEEM like a supine gesture of complete deference to the insane dullard who demands total obedience from the press, BUT that's until you see the secret message I have on my pocket square

It's Tim Curry's birthday!

Thanks for hosting @wr1ghtbra1n.bsky.social! #Riffotronic

I sense a TWIST approaching #Riffotronic

It feels like there's a significant age difference between Linda Blair and her two-timing horse whisperer boyfriend #Riffotronic

I had to deal with a large insect - what did I miss in the last 5 minutes? #Riffotronic

Everybody is hitting on this cousin! #Riffotronic

Toonces, no! #Riffotronic

SCREAM was pretty good. I'm surprised they only made one sequel. #Riffotronic

Yesss www.youtube.com/watch?v=Kn1v...

THIRTY MINUTE WARNING! It's not Summer but it's starting to feel like it...a Summer of Fear. Directed by Wes Craven and starring Linda Blair. Link to follow. #Riffotronic