Jamal Khashoggi's widow, Hanan Elatr Khashoggi: "Try as much as you can to save democracy and freedom of the press and speech in America. Do not be a copy of a Middle East dictatorship. We look to you as a role model of Western civilization—please maintain it."

TETSUO THE IRON MAN!

BLADE RUNNER DUNE BIG TROUBLE IN LITTLE CHINA PRINCE OF DARKNESS

We're so cooked

ART!

wear a tie and an undershirt when you go on national TV as a cabinet secretary then get back to us sport

42.

Goddamn dude, just go ahead knock 25 percent off my 401k and get on with it, I can't take much more of this.

one of the main things I did at FB in the time I worked there was research trying to expand rules against hate orgs. there’s the hard worked results of three of the worst years of my life straight down the fucking toilet.

Really weird how stuff like this keeps happening! One could consider drawing some conclusions about the people in charge!

The President of the United States just called for Democratic members of Congress to be executed. "HANG THEM", he posted. If you're a person of influence in this country and you haven't picked a side, maybe now would be the time to pick a fucking side.

Today is my birthday. Donate to Wanda Alston.

Bizarre that their new motto, fuck our minority customers, isn’t juicing sales

The plan? Establish myself as a parody of a US Attorney, so I could claim that I was actually doing performance art and not bringing a real criminal indictment, when it came time for me to be disbarred or face criminal charges of my own.

That's a real head-scratcher!

An ICE employee was among 16 men arrested after trying to solicit a minor for sex in Bloomington, Minnesota, police say "When he was arrested, he said, 'I'm ICE, boys,'" Bloomington Police Chief Booker Hodges said during a press conference. "Well, unfortunately for him, we locked him up."

“Where am I gonna go? I’ve been in this place damn near 40 years. Got no family left. Can’t work anymore. I take enough pills every day to stock a Walgreens. You tell me, what am I supposed to do?”

when you have a banger post but notice a typo

I’d love to believe that this will bring down all the guilty parties, especially Trump. But I think what we’ll see now is a comically obvious and relentless series of moves to keep Trump’s name out of everything. And while that shouldn’t work… man, it has before. Stupid dumb country! We’ll see.

“Things happen" refers to chopping up a journalist

Launching my new tech startup Sisyphus next week, y’all aren’t ready for the rollout

Woke up early, got here when the metro opened, and there's a delay.

Drinking less during the week and as a result my Taco Bell cravings have gone way down.

First off, my suspension has ended. Got a little harsh with a post a few days ago but I didn’t have my feet on the ground and I’m sorry if I offended anyone. Will try to be more chipper. Knock on wood!

Part of this week’s newsletter was inspired by the post below. Was there a way to show the distance between normal Americans and the super wealthy? 1/8 www.howtoreadthisch.art/putting-the-...

Lol yeah man all that panic over "a Big Mac will cost $15!" if we raise the minimum wage. Well we didn't raise the minimum wage but a Big Mac is $15 now.

SOMEONE: Fuck you! BOVINO: That’s not very nice. THE MOST MOM VOICE YOU’VE EVER HEARD: Well, are you doing nice things?

I've had biscuits and gravy and French toast sticks. Now I'm contemplating wings.

Remember the recent middle-of-the-night apartment building raid where children were dragged outside naked & zip-tied in the street while black & Latino residents were _sorted by race_ and piled into separate vans while their apartments were ransacked & robbed? That raid? So it resulted in 0 arrests.

The nfl games we send to Europe are really a challenge for them where we say “well if you liked that bullshit it’s only up from here”

my entire fucking adult life, republicans have been proposing absurd fantasies of health care to desperately avoid anything that even remotely might lead to the straightforward solution of single payer

Racism is fascism practiced on Black people first. Hitler based the Nuremberg laws on US Jim Crow. He invaded Russia because he wanted his own California. The US shifting from a racist country to a fascist country basically means "Start treating everyone like you've always treated Black people."

People say Cancel Culture is real and then you see Lydia Tár being invited to meet the Pope. 🙄

NYT Editor: You write that Epstein piece that wistfully upholds the patriarchy? NYT Writer: Sure did boss, real fuckin sexy just like you asked. NYT Headline Writer: Sure did boss, real fuckin sexy just like you asked. Me: what

Oh my

Watching arguable football this morning

bill clinton is like the forrest gump of getting his dick sucked

remember when charlize theron played megyn kelly in a movie directed by the same guy who did meet the parents and we were asked to call that feminism

Thanks for hosting @wr1ghtbra1n.bsky.social! #Riffotronic

The baby dinosaurs are pretty cute #Riffotronic

Whoa, Eric Robert's is walking around outside! They gotta pay double for that #Riffotronic

These are awfully quiet dinosaurs #Riffotronic

Ah, good, more standing around and talking. Things were starting to get a little intense! #Riffotronic

🎶SLUG GUN!🎶 #Riffotronic

So...much...talking #Riffotronic