RFK Jr got raptured!

The guy who directed Jurassic Park 3 and the first Captain America movie also did this book about a lil Ewok named Teebo and I think that’s neat

It’s so difficult to maintain what I really do think is the epistemologically correct stance of “it’s a big deal but there’s a lot of bullshit”, because like, there is a *lot* of bullshit

(Ray Parker Jr. voice) 🎶Ice cream makes me feel good!🎶

It's pretty impressive how the Admin and Men's Olympic hockey teams have managed to erase all the men's hockey goodwill that Heated Rivalry fostered in the space of like, 5 minutes.

As an architect, this is so fucking bleak. Someone in my profession is taking a hefty design fee to draw these plans. This is a modern day concentration camp and the design professionals involved should be named and shamed.

Ice cream is on the way

The left is going to end up with the CIA in the national divorce because educational polarization means knowing anything about China or Iran at all is woke coded, let alone leaning their language and history.

I watch an unhealthy amount of camera and lens reviews on YouTube and, one by one, all of them are being sponsored by Artlist or Higgsfield. It's pretty sad actually.

Just want to point out that Mamdani's framing of the issue earlier this year--why should we expend resources on an agency that feels no obligation to the Constitution?--was incredibly prescient.

Cooking pasta or tacos tonight.

BBC muting “Free Palestine” but not the N-word at the BAFTAS is a perfect summation of what offends “moderate” whites and why Dr. King called white moderates worse than the KKK.

Formal invitation to the hockey team sent,,, if any people with connections to the hockey team wanna have them email my team my bio. I’m for real. 👍🏾👍🏾👍🏾

Help Juno!

I feel like there’s a cycle where the thing is invented and everyone’s like “eat shit there’s nothing you can do about it” and once that proves not to be the case we get a “why won’t you get on board, everyone has to” and then it’s “actually this whole thing is a flop.”

A beautiful moment in the socialist republic of New York

🎵 You see, I’ve been through the desert on a

thinking about how Savannah Guthrie had to cancel her trip to work the Olympics because of her mom’s kidnapping but the guy who heads up the investigative body handling the case was posting pictures of himself in the US hockey locker room today lol

We already have a perfectly good Simpsons series finale right here

Kash Patel: this is what we do baby!!!!!! ::spraying miller lite around the team usa locker room:: Savannah Guthrie’s mom: hellloooooo i’m dying

Kash Patel when Savannah Guthrie’s mom had been kidnapped

WHEN DID CASTOR TROY COACH THE LAKERS?

The "boom" ranges on our snow map for this storm are rather large. Here's why:

It’s a good thing that Urkel episode where he makes a machine to turn him from an annoying unpleasant man to smooth cool Stefan Urquelle didn’t air today or tech guys would spend 10 trillion dollars trying to make it for real

The reason we're here is that tens of millions of people will punch a hole in a wall if they hear someone used food stamps to buy soda but they're fine if the right-wing podcaster turned fbi director uses his taxpayer funded private jet to go party whenever he feels like it bsky.app/profile/thed...

Ordered dinner from my favorite Chinese restaurant, which doesn't just make great food but delivers everything in high quality containers so I don't have to go shopping for Tupperware

Kash Patel is going to make history as the first FBI director to get medically evacuated from Burning Man

Some day we'll all regret this & we'll hold hearings & rend garments & pledge "never again" & we'll be just as full of shit as we were last time.

Pretty amazing that comms person at FBI called my @ms.now colleague @kendilanian-nbc.bsky.social a liar and demand a correction only for Kash to post a photo from the locker room

Might go out for a bit while it's still just raining and not snowing

10 minutes of bliss courtesy of Michelle Yeoh and Sean Baker:

i have one more (long) clip that i wanted to wait until after the show dropped to share i cannot fuckin believe they let us do this. #GodDoesReal

Last week Vance was mad about Eileen Gu competing for China and said since she was born in America and trained in America she should play for America. Meanwhile if she had won some medals for America they would yell at her for existing. You can't win against these freaks!

The utterance of "A.I.'s inevitability" is one of the most stark pure performatives I've seen in my time working in higher ed. Every time it is uttered, it is clearly not reporting a fact about the world but instead actively trying to create the reality it narrates. We can and must refuse.

Ron Cobb, 1969

Thanks for hosting @theasabin.bsky.social! #Riffotronic

Go ahead: throw another boulder. I know how happy that makes you #Riffotronic

Bava is back in his element #Riffotronic

Hercules went to the haunted world and came back so how about we wrap this up? #Riffotronic

Hercules has exactly one move #Riffotronic

That rock monster is surprisingly sneaky #Riffotronic

Everything looks cool but Hercules is SO BORING #Riffotronic

They're in the Mutara Nebula! #Riffotronic