Grassy Fear 🇫🇷 grassyvalley.thecomi...

ya I’ll send bug report: they got lot of legs look at them go 🎃

They want $60 for an hour at the axe throwing place? For that money I can buy a case of beer and my own axe, and throw it at whatever I want until I'm arrested again

things have really turned around for me ever since i became isolated and weird

Briefly considered posting something political and topical but then I got the idea for ‘Moon Rustlers’, a series of novellas in which a lone cowboy named Colton McKittrick melts down silver bullets into gauntlets so he can punch werewolves to death.

i bet I'd be a really good philosopher if i was smart

i walked to evening prayer as the sun set and afterward walked home beneath the stars if anyone needs a faithful medieval wife with big titties

mute 2 words to silence the entire timeline challenge: easy

no no the toymaker is geppetto pinocchio is geppetto’s monster

sorry i’m not taking any visitors

i like it when a professional street skateboarder is as old as i am

leaving a Giant wooden soldier outside the kentucky derby and surprise! motherfuckers; it's full of horses

the dog poops a lot more than i do but i pee a lot more so it's hard to say who wins

i walked to evening prayer as the sun set and afterward walked home beneath the stars if anyone needs a faithful medieval wife with big titties

hey y’all. we found out today that Charlie’s car is gone, most likely stolen (we have filed a report for it, etc) i’m sharing this out to help Charlie catch a break if possible, we’re prepping to move right now so any help is appreciated 🫶 shares are appreciated too. 🖤

My tonsils fell out naturally

Youtube video opens with me fully nude, soaked in sweat, crosslegged, hunched over in front of $127k in audio equipment. Im too hunched up for you to see my penis but it would somehow be less obscene if you could Hey guys, throw me a like and subscribe and lets get started

B2B expert (Buddy to Buddy)

the dog poops a lot more than i do but i pee a lot more so it's hard to say who wins

had a crazy dream that my skateboard was shaped slightly different

HASTINGS: I say, Poirot, this vial’s labeled “hyaluronic acid”! Is it a poison? SKINCARE HERCULE POIROT: Non, mon ami. This acid, it replenishes the skin’s barrier naturale HASTINGS: So this is a gal who takes care of her skin. SKINCARE HERCULE POIROT: *irritated* The gentleman may use it as well

Again, if you get a little sour cream or salad dressing on your phone, that’s good for it. That’s sustenance for the phone

doing this to you

An update on the state of Trout’s whiskers.

Sandwich: The Ultimate in Lunchtime Technology

Bluesky: for people who still think about that one Folgers commercial

had a dream last night that there was an energy drink called Child Molester

had a crazy dream that my skateboard was shaped slightly different

I think that’s enough of raw-dogging life, going forward I’m leaning heavily into LSD.

mute 2 words to silence the entire timeline challenge: easy

Oh to be a spiky little guy snuffling around in the mossy ground

can't stop buying books

the perfect dump, on display at the smithsonian

if i had a baby i'd stick it in a manger just in case

accidentally posting "pussy doctor cleared me for fuckin" on linkedin

when his load hits your face behind the pizza place that's amore

see venmo @Harpy_Party cashapp $harpypartyy (two ys) ko-fi.com/harpyparty

Me, slipping $5 to my career advisor: Maybe that test there says I should be a cowboy

accidentally posting "pussy doctor cleared me for fuckin" on linkedin

coffee at 2pm won't affect your sleep adversely if you are pure of heart and spirit

when his load hits your face behind the pizza place that's amore

the only reason i want to be rich is so that i could "take to bed" after a great tragedy and never leave it

I'd def marry a werewolf but not sure about a vampire

they're doing bisexual erasure to a grape

not gonna wear a bra to my doctor's appointment today #seduction

they should do the jurassic park thing and bring dinosaurs back but only the sexy ones

i wish i was a beautiful princess who was also a sabre tooth tiger

if i were the pope my favorite films would mostly be stuff i could jerk off to

Bluesky: for people who still think about that one Folgers commercial