Melvyn Bragg giving me the "go on" wrist-rolling gesture as I'm making shit up about Piers Plowman

scholar: he was obviously pretty straight and had a ton of children melvyn: well not necessarily...

nipples that shine like a diamond

Marcus Aurelius: Bisexual Icon?

i haven't used the air since like february and i set my ac to 76 and it has been struggling for a While and the temp is still 84. i am not rich enough for having a fav temperature

A little blue In me On the page For you

thankfulnessmaxxing

mommy mia

fucking dumb that my parents are getting old. tech bros should have solved that problem instead of ruining everything for money

anything you can do, i can do with my tits out 🎶

My senior class field trip was to a minimum security prison.

anything you can do, i can do with my tits out 🎶

jazz is easy just call all your friends ‘cats’ and follow the melody

By popular demand (it's us, we're demanding!), here is the inside view of LJS 361, a 14th century manuscript in its original binding, written in Italy. Contains sections of astronomical and astrological tables and commentaries on gospel and epistle readings. #medievalsky 🔗: https://bit.ly/4dtCOpJ

why am i nervous about meeting with an advisor to register for classes i am forty-something years old

superman sees people as insects but he still has sex with them

eating corn on the cob topless

The Long Road to Bedtime

The Miracle Porker

tgif venmo @Harpy_Party cashapp $harpypartyy (two ys) ko-fi.com/harpyparty

eating corn on the cob topless

anything you love deeply can also become your prison. and in an ideal situation that's where i come in

THIS IS HUGE: Colorado Supreme Court orders Colorado children's hospital to resume gender affirming care for trans youth. www.coloradopolitics.com/2026/05/18/c...

sometimes it's nice to think about a 14th century ninja turtle saying "bubonic!"

it's always yersinia pestis and never yersinia friendis

sometimes it's nice to think about a 14th century ninja turtle saying "bubonic!"

Gonna start telling everyone I meet they'd look better bald. I need new ways to be really off putting

The Long Road to Bedtime

too sleepy to exist for more than a mere moment outside of my bedroom

laughing all the way to the blowjob factory

*town gossip telling everyone how i am "in a bedtime way"*

glad i never had any youthful indescretions. only oldful indescretions

🎶you've got, falafel feelings..🎶

A blanket experience that provided unparalleled warmth to the user.

do they still teach kids that they can recycle grey water for their garden during a drought? pretty sure i learned this around 1991 or 2 but this is the first time it's proved useful here

I've hung 3 ceiling fans and so far none have fallen down and violently decapitated me 😎

pov you died and are in big titty heaven venmo @Harpy_Party cashapp $harpypartyy (two ys) ko-fi.com/harpyparty

my life would probably be a lot better if i had cute little presses for onigiri and musubi

drawing a line in the sand. and then another line. and then a kinda dome shape. and then the nutsack

Using the intense force of my jaws to brutally dash your body against the rocks was out of line I’m sorry man

Star Wars - A Nude Dope

my friend said “you can’t keep adopting strange little routines just because a crow reacts positively to them” which honestly feels narrow minded

speared no expanse

Loading screen tip: If diplomacy fails, try coming to blows. Show your enemy who they're dealing with

seven thirty bedtime

i bid you a doo

if i ever die please bury me in arroz con pollo