Still on this. if u don’t tjink it’s funny grow up

destroying the mos eisley cantina bathroom

if the world is mud luscious and puddle wonderful......yooouuuuuu might be a redneck!

sherlock has afoot fetish

If there’s a recession then Americans will go from probiotic soda back to regular and that was an abusive relationship

Calling especially rich chocolate milk “loud”

"Until you've used a toothbrush with no friction grippies, you can never understand how fundamental friction grippies are to the toothbrush." - Ruth Handler, on why Ken doesn't have a penis

a glimpse is the most precious form of looking. give us a fucking glimpse homie... perchance to glimpse

"It's so beautifully arranged on the plate - you know someone's fingers have been all over it." ~ Julia Child

low blood sugar comes for us all

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Exactly one year ago today:

i have a false tooth filled with a placebo in case i'm ever captured and need to be a control subject

ok tea

certain shit has really stucken with me

Anthology of the Killer is OUT NOW on PS5 and Nintendo Switch! The groundbreaking and dreamlike, IGF Nuovo-winning horror-comedy series from legendary auteur thecatamites, is finally on console! Play once and remember forever.

This is what plays when you finally unlock Hookah Lounge in Blue Prince

Okay. What the fuck am I supposed to do. I'm supposed to do that?

Padme: I think the yellow M&M is kinda cute ☺️ Unassuming and nice. I guess that’s why….. I always save the yellow ones for last… Anakin: 😏 I like grinding the shells 😒 in my teeth and 😔 spitting the chocolate onto the hot grass 😌 To put spit onto my grass out here.

Iran just reportedly hit an Oracle data center in Dubai and i can't stop thinking about how good it would feel to see my tax dollars spent firing Tomahawk cruise missiles at data centers.

we’re tired of shit being ass

Hema's COVID wish

hey girl. did it yurt? when you fell from heaven? cause yurt's the only tent I see

Scrolling through reels (gf) Release your fight or flight (lobe work) They told me to never paint a room burnt sienna… Write the letter B like That Girl Scrolling through reels (bf) Asking Claude if he’s reincarnated Switzerland’s Bermuda Triangle Street vendor whinny just like horse

not if my chinny chin chin has a say in it, brother

Levin: This is the largest protest in Minnesota history… The next major national action of this movement is not just gonna be another protest. On May 1st, across the country, we are saying no business as usual. No work, no school, no shopping.

Budweiser spaghetti

she seems to have a divisible lunch yeah she's got a tray with small compartments for sides

he's got a Philbin ability to give a million bucks to me

she seems to crab a rangoonable touch yeah she reaches out and crabs rangoon of your heart

waking up from a nap where I dreamed I made this. and now I have made it

Mussorgsky? more like you "must go see" those pictures at the exhibition!

reading this felt like falling down an escher staircase

I should learn to draw boobie ladys

equinox witchcraft: I was thinking about Chuck Norris this morning

Hooking my sybian up to a UPS in case of an outage

if she was Artemis, Princess of Wales, she would've survived the crash

Nine of your business

shirt that says "if you can read this i fell off the bidet"

venmo is short for venerable mother