they should do another one of those things where the president rides around a city in a convertible through a series of slow turns

Joe Camel wasn't trying to be a bad influence. He just really liked cigarettes and thought kids might too

if LOST came out in the 2020s we would've gotten a 2-season "origin story" of Driveshaft culminating in the first time they play You All Everybody on stage

slop bowl is short for sloop john bowl

sun-drenched grooves suck ass!!!

"one day, when it's safe, when there's no personal downside to calling a thing what it is, when it's too late to hold anyone accountable, everyone will have always been against this"

Life changing duck ponds near me

these Viennese delights have Viennese ends

Today's Truth of the Month is " Facts!"

my boy Trainwrath: Wild Eucharist. Christ from the seed grown in untamed Earth. Christ in the river of poison me: i was literally just going to say that my boy Trainwrath: Holy blood in slow procession from oak to fat ribbons of winter light. Glowing mouth of the intercessor me: thats on factual

in a pumped state

Dems have spent my whole life trying to stop anyone with these politics and this message from getting anywhere because they knew what it would do for public morale and political engagement. Their job was to suppress both.

Democratic party leadership has been on autopilot for ten years, they weren't losing to fascism, fascism isn't popular enough for them to lose to fascism, they were allowing it to fill the void where their leadership should have been. Tonight we're seeing that we have other options. They should too.

this is a reminder that we dont have to settle for newsom in 2028

So many people were detained extrajudicially, were tortured, or died because of Dick Cheney. You can't get to the danger we're in now without everything he did. The weapons he helped forge are ones we need to take away from U.S. presidents forever.

help my son has started dressing like he lives in europe

[to the tune of Ice Cream Paint Job] right wing nut job

Boss: The report you’ve sent along is full of errors and contradictions and makes me think that you don’t know what a report is at all. The little me that walks around my head like Lizzie McGuire: Mr. Owens? Lose that mustache and bam! Total babe alert. I wonder if he likes ceviche.

Padme: I always loved Scooby Doo ☺️ And I have to admit, I think those Scooby Snacks looked pretty yummy! What do you think they would taste like? 🙂 Anakin: Whenever I’m eating food I wish I was scraping my fingernails through the hot dirt outside. And I can hear a dirt yelling.

when the Sumerians invented the minute they had no idea the influence it would have on microwave culture

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the first person to evolve molars probably got teased so much :(

what if AI really DOES have feelings. what if mapquest has a basketball jones.

bugonia

"This is a moment that demands a response. If Dems can’t run on a unified platform that centralizes and prioritizes taxing the ultrawealthy in order to dismantle their stranglehold on our govt, then they need to get out of the way for people who will." Read more: bit.ly/4ohxXLq #TaxBillionaires

you sit counting the minutes of the rat's curfew when you could be dancing the dance of the cobbler

Elon Musk crawled out from hiding for months to mumble "I smell white wombs that need filling" but a waiting exterminator sprayed him with poison gas and left him quite dead. It is unknown if the billionaire, who can flatten to 2mm to fit into tight spaces, had already laid eggs under the baseboard.

Mary Shelley's Doctor Frankenstein's Monster's dick

@bug-deal.bsky.social saw your name in the credits of the one button challenge and got so excited!!! a celebrity sighting!!

trying to do some creating for the steam NEXT SATURDAY 11/1 so I can start blitzing it but is this anything? raising funds for Organized Communities Against Deportations in my garage LIVE on YT/Twitch @thankyouchef and maybe on my IG if multi-stream works…

The dream of every Muslim is simply to be treated the same as any other New Yorker. And yet, for too long, we have been told to ask for less than that, and endure hatred and bigotry in the shadows. No more.

It’s none of your business why I’m laughing in the stall next to you. Do something funny in your stall if you’re so jealous

so what's everyone's favorite Unfair, Deceptive, or Abusive Act or Practice?

jiggling is so affirming

dude I'm getting ads to have a witch blast off my dick

free line for democrats to use on the white house shit: donald trump has done what the flight 93 hijackers couldn’t

🎵 Blue jean baby 🎵 Dukes are daisy 🎵 Knees with clothes are banned

I don't necessarily agree with everything Ed Hardy did but you have to admit he had some good ideas

Steady on there mate, it looks like you are storing your vellum at a relative humidity less than 11%! I know we want to avoid mould and fungus forming, but mechanical stress caused by fragility can be just as destructive!

none conscience with left beef

Let them know what you think. Gov. Healey: 617-725-4005 AG Campbell: 617-727-2200 Fenway: 617-267-0900 cis Bostonians specifically, we need you to step up. I'm already seeing my local trans circles raise hell about this, but we need you, too. I wrote a phone script. Use it and spread it:

my strongest political conviction is that pica is my god-given right as a living creature. i made this image about it

I shouldn't be in trouble. They shouldn't get to call them "Temptations" if they don't want me to eat the cat treats.

my tattoos are a plant (decorative), a plant (vegetative), and a circle. the circle represents gaia. and I'm a perfect thinker.

microwaving a tissue for 8 seconds before I wipe my nose. winter luxury.

See today how many times you can mentally append "So give up, peon" to the end of the headline or story. If it works, ignore that story, which is not reporting but propaganda designed to make you as broken and afraid as our self-appointed masters.

the Radical Left ANTIFA-CRATS are trying to say the diarrhea's not real, it's AI, that trump could never make that much diarrhea. I know MY PRESIDENT can easily make that much diarrhea. and I think it's treasonous to suggest otherwise.

the guy's a real slut for diarrhea it seems