Nurbsy
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Sublime with Rome cover band
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🌠stevia nicks
about 2 hours ago
retweet for a cozy and bountiful winter
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Mister president I am effecting a citizens arrest
about 3 hours ago
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You reading my tweets
add a skeleton here at some point
about 4 hours ago
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The esnupi files
about 6 hours ago
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Painting a demon’s grin on my axe head
about 6 hours ago
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Oumuamua’s back and no one gives a shit
about 7 hours ago
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Read all my posts on bsky dot app
about 9 hours ago
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Visualizing the righteous annihilation of my enemies
about 18 hours ago
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The world’s first phone made entirely out of bathroom floor
about 19 hours ago
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Gregor Samsa is lowkey kafkaesque
about 21 hours ago
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Iron Chef Bot
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This supermarket only has items A-L if you want anything M-Z you gotta go to our other location across town
about 22 hours ago
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Wearing a Blossom hat
about 23 hours ago
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morrowind.txt
about 24 hours ago
Greetings, Child Killer. I assume you have come here because of my son.
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Vaping albumen
about 24 hours ago
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Jame’s Bond. James Bond
about 24 hours ago
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1 day ago
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My name is Nucky Tatz
1 day ago
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Engaging in tedium
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Doing my dude ill of gents
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lookcaitlin
1 day ago
#1983
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I have secured a deal with the wallet inspector that in exchange for my wallet he promises to flip a coin for its return
2 days ago
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It’s time to take seriously the theory that Stonehenge, the pyramids, and the Eiffel Tower are natural formations
3 days ago
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F the dang bs
26 days ago
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Got wig powder inside my snuffbox
3 days ago
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This little piggy went to market. What, you think it went shopping? Wake up kid. They wanna cut your toes off
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Serge Bénard (supportive)
4 days ago
Norbit Movie Ending - Explained
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Some call the Mad Clubber’s random beatings obscene provocations that coarsen and denigrate the town’s way of life. But he got you to flee…
4 days ago
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A clown in every closet, a boogedyman under every bed. That’s something we can all agree on. And it’s my promise to you
4 days ago
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Neglected, persecuted, abused, over 5000 data centers in the US need your help. For just a million dollars a day, you can sponsor a starving data center. You’ll receive a photo of your data center, a monthly letter with your higher electric bill about how it’s doing, and this throw blanket. Call now
4 days ago
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Frankenstein is reanimé
5 days ago
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Yeah I know he’s technically Frankenstein’s monster, that’s why I called him “a” Frankenstein, like how the Mona Lisa is a Da Vinci
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Daily Manul (Unofficial)
5 days ago
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Can you hear me now? Remember that guy? Everyone used to say that for some reason? Can you hear me now?
5 days ago
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Post you from a different era (Paleozoic era)
5 days ago
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I’m the face of the franchise
5 days ago
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Making lunch Out of nothing at all
5 days ago
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Love these clickbait garbage headlines every month that are like “Government Orders Every Post Office In The US To SHUT DOWN For 24 Hours: How Will Deliveries Be Affected?” because a federal holiday is coming up
5 days ago
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I need to mask my face everywhere I appear. I can’t let anyone know that I’m just some guy
5 days ago
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There there, we’ve all been hit by the Mad Clubber once or twice, and we learned to flee his approach. You’ll learn too, in time
5 days ago
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T. Rex: get it on Me: um, excuse me? T:Rex: bang a gong Me: oh, ok
6 days ago
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Treating myself to a greasy disgusting dinner that will make me feel like crap
6 days ago
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Honestly it’s fine that they let the Mad Clubber run around town wantonly clobbering anyone he sees because sometimes he gets my enemies. You can always just flee
6 days ago
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They must have zapped me at some point in the recent past
6 days ago
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I’ll say it: the Mad Clubber’s violence is completely inappropriate
6 days ago
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Pine Affinity
6 days ago
sucking chili directly out of the crock pot with a boba straw
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Riding a segway across the metaverse to raise awareness
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lanyardigan
6 days ago
Right about now, the honk shoo brother
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Dude is “helping” me by halfassing stuff I normally do myself so I have to clean up after him anyway 👍
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