Nurbsy
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about 1 year ago
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🚨 NASA has BANNED astronaut Martin Waulf from bringing his three-screen gooning rig aboard the Artemis II. “Gooning is not conducive to a productive lunar mission,” said NASA Commander Ed Branch. LIKE and SHARE if you think astronauts should be allowed to
#GoonOnTheMoon
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Shrinking a hat in the microwave
about 2 hours ago
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New cigarettes just dropped
about 4 hours ago
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So basically my job is to wait around and get hungry
about 5 hours ago
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Hey, this your gelatinous cube?
about 7 hours ago
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Saw some weird nerd shit on the internet
about 7 hours ago
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Thirty Helens would never agree with this
about 8 hours ago
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Had a light lunch so all I can think about is how to combine everything in my fridge as soon as I get home
1 day ago
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That really corns my beef
1 day ago
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slop enjoyer
2 days ago
your order has shipped
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What were they, thinking?
1 day ago
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As a kid the exterior scenes in Willy Wonka & the Chocolate Factory left me with a strange impression of what the 1970s were like
2 days ago
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Can we dump this fucking loser already
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Drew
2 days ago
Unfortunately sips do cost now
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Growned beef
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JAV Titles
2 days ago
Utterly Charming Lesbians
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Soft serve frozen beef tallow
2 days ago
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Entering week three of waking up with Psychedelic Shack in my head
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YouTube video by The Temptations - Topic
https://youtu.be/j-VwHqSY8vU
2 days ago
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2 days ago
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Opening a box of butter and shaking out a stick like a cigarette
3 days ago
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Do this
add a skeleton here at some point
3 days ago
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Huffin on that herb that made uncle buck
3 days ago
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Hot dog is a snack. Source: snack bar
4 days ago
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Buying good old gogs at gog got gom
4 days ago
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4 days ago
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Hamnet was killed by time travelers sent to spare the seventeenth century from history’s most insufferable nepo theatre
4 days ago
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Every Friday is a miracle
#efiam
5 days ago
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Junk food is short for jopped unc food
5 days ago
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over 1 year ago
whatever. i want a thing of candy
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5 days ago
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My globular meal
5 days ago
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Bro… did you just brexit me?
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So many things happening behind my muted words and phrases this week
5 days ago
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journeyman folklorist
over 2 years ago
Soaring into the week’s end
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Found out I was a highlander when a weird guy tried to cut my head off
6 days ago
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Recreational salt tablets
6 days ago
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My name is Robblo
6 days ago
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Puffin on that shrub that made cheez-it snap’d
6 days ago
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Meeting a Stranger in the Alps | Pornhub
6 days ago
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History’s greatest blunders any% speedrun
about 1 month ago
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Thanos “where did that bring you? back to me” speech delivered by the face on a can of spaghettios
6 days ago
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Keep honking, I’m unable to communicate outside the frame of parody bumper stickers
6 days ago
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Hey what’s up just noticed you haven’t posted an opinion about writing in cursive yet if you could put that up before eod that’d be great thanks so much
6 days ago
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Inserting the netflix disc into my nintendo wii to watch america’s pastime, the big leagues, the majors themselves, major league baseball, “the show”
7 days ago
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Q: What does Dave Navarro see out of the corner of his eye? A: His Perry Farrell vision
7 days ago
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Fartshaming my fruitwife
7 days ago
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The globular village
7 days ago
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Spaghettio corn dog
7 days ago
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I’m securing commitments
7 days ago
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I get all my news from the jingling keys
7 days ago
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