I am doing a Wages of Fear check-in. Showing support for one another…I need FOUR men to post, not share, this message to show you are ready to drive nitroglycerine to a burning oil well for $2000. Pretty sure I know who will.

Playing pinkleball

Cooking is so easy. Just heat until golden brown

My name is Seth U. L’Awakening

Meet the Fockers was too cowardly to actually name the family the Fuckers

Ape’s embrace

var of piss

Pretty discouraged people don’t have more shame about publicly laughing at the minions in 2026.

gumby was always saying this

Somehow, some way, we made it

You have three wishes

Beefed aloe

Caipirinha Sun

Bon mots are just cliches to a guy like me

Quick question, buhhh?

if this isn't next to the ketchup & mustard, i'm not eating there

Lil homie two-flush

Never interrupt your enemy when he’s, hold on one second

Spreading elmer’s glue on toast

Packing my teeth with jb weld

When a website I’ve never visited before has a little chat icon with a notification badge on it: “ooh someone wants to talk to me!”

Culver’s beetleborgers

Vampire State Building

My dental journey

Falling into a vortex

Guy named Peter who goes by “Pet”

6/26 just remembered my science teacher Mr. Bogus wtf kind of name is that 🔁0 ❤️1 6/26 closing some of my comfort tabs 😢😂 🔁1,826 ❤️8,441 6/27 yeah my comfort tabs really needed to get closed 🔁2 ❤️2 6/27 what are some of y’all’s comfort tabs you have open 🔁1 ❤️3 6/27 Mr. Bogus. wack name. 🔁0 ❤️2

NBA free agenzzzz

yes im an academic why do you ask

Just found out I’m allergic to poison

Bro. Please Watch My Masturbation

..what?

I’ve a powerful craving

The 3 ninjas should knuckle up

I’m on pincing needles

The moment before death all your chat logs flash before your eyes…

Hot dog and chicken nugget restaurant with a smaller adults menu

What’s in buried chests?

It just downed on me

I should not be made to know about toy story in 2026. Get a new idea

Hmm don’t feel completely transformed by my week off. Better try another

They should launch a probe

Ruth’s Christ’s Sakehouse

We were drinking some stupid beers for a while there

Grillo’s smoothie

2020, wow! what a year. Well thankfully it’s 2021 now,

9 day weekend coming to a close 😔 But 10 day weekend coming up 😏

Lightweight katana to wear jogging

Life is wasted on the living