Starting an online spicy chicken interview show called Hot Twos

Real pizzaioli agree: ya gotta crisp those ronis up

People talked with the computer on Star Trek because it was a tv show, not because it was a good idea

Saw on tv that everyone has off tomorrow for a national day of mourning after Grogu unexpectedly passed away while touring the Hormel plant in Austin, Minnesota with no further details

Who up doin battle with the understandable enemies

Pied a terre is French for mud pie

Just saw grogu getting bounced from bottle service

Doing the Akira slide onto the toilet

I don’t think it’s appropriate for non-scoundrels to talk like they know what our last refuge is

If I ever found myself in a survival situation I would use a wooden axe to make a stone axe to make a copper axe to make an iron axe to slay the ogre boss and plunder the enchanted axe

People are clamoring for the puppet grogu. They throw gold at its feet. They invite it into their homes. They beg of it for miracles

Bro you obungled the bag

Welcome to your pod

My body is rejecting Monday

My name is Jim, no, Petey

TV episodes should not be 95 minutes. That’s feature length. I don’t care if there’s only ten of them in a season. Control yourself

Groggu

There’s nothing 100 novels could tell me that couldn’t be communicated by a Steve Carrell gif

If you became pope what would your pope name be. I would go with the classic “his holiness”

It’s the grads’ time in the sun. But soon the dads will have their day. What ebbs will flow, as the great wheel turns once more

this is really how saturday feels

Grogu was last seen in the Southern Ocean being dragged up the slipway of a Japanese factory ship marked “research”

Chewin on that capsule that made Neo-Tokyo E.X.P.L.O.D.E.

Legend tells of a gas station lunch…

They’re promoting me to midwit

They caught grogu dabbing in 4K

We already have an edit button, it looks like this

Lunch Italian Style

Last year a robin built a nest above my back door but all her eggs got broken somehow. This year a pair of house finches moved into the empty nest. Please enjoy these photos of their children. Warning: bird poop

You still listen to that? You know it’s Drake, right?

I know a chest wound isn’t ideal but saying it sucks is unprofessional bedside manner

Everyone shut the fuck up for one second

A dark carnival would not be very entertaining. I think it would be frightening actually, in a twisted ironic way

Huffin on that hose that made the man DeLorean grow goo

I love touching every part of a meal all over with my grubby mitts and smacking my greasy lips after every bite. Sending your rabid followers to dogpile me will never change that

By clicking follow you agree to join the troupe of backup dancers wearing my outfit and voguing behind me at all times

The Farce Eyed by Gary Larson

I have the posture of a snail. Someone come step on me

I just discovered Rufus & Chaka Khan “Ain’t Nobody” with @espnmusic

Chilling: in progress Grilling: 🔜

My Data Journey

I love when we couldn’t copy the content to the clipboard because it’s in use by another application and you can still paste your content within this workbook but it won’t be available in other applications

Some of y’all need to study this

I’m fostering the people

Farting into your fridge and closing the door

Beanions

The dogs wanna be her The cats wanna be her The dogs wanna be her

Grow goo? Don’t mind if I do

Pullin on that pipe that made the devil wear prada

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