I call it Hollyweird, because of the kinds of movies they come out with these days! Instead of Hollywood

I’m to be honored at the Haters Ball

Put fresh glue traps around the bird seed container after finding grinch droppings in the garage

Some of y’all

Vaping figgy pudding

I want that grinch obliterated

Vaping karo syrup

Fans of Christmas are in for a treat tomorrow

Baba's Lingerie; Premier Plaza, 12 Constant Spring Rd, Kingston, Jamaica https://www.google.com/maps/search/?api=1&query=18.01365%2C-76.79738259999999&query_place_id=ChIJlQLBRLM_244RoQL8oi2JM2c

Bring it back

Vaping cod liver oil

I’m available on the web

Tiny Tim DID die, let’s be adults about this already

(from under a boot) We’re going high

Our enemy shows his neck but we mustn’t plunge the knife in, might be a fake neck

The grinch is not a role model. Depiction is not endorsement

Someone’s steelmanning me

Teaching myself to use the toilet

She let me steal it cause I’m grinchy

(wearing quite a large hat) Future’s made of virtual insanity, now

Vaping squid ink

Give it up once more for our comrades in retail and service industries during this most wonderful time of the year 🫡

When the phone rings at the tire shop, call that torque-o bell

Legally distinct original character in the style made famous by the grinch (all rights reserved)

Vaping castoreum

ginch comin 🔜

Two things can’t be true

I mean yeah, that’s one way you can live your life, sure

Oh there's a terrifying man from your nightmares lurking out back? Haha let's go check it out. It's just a dream. Anyway, you go first

Do not flush dish soap down your toilet, the bowl will foam over with suds and the rat will just laugh

Watching Boondock Saints with Tool playing in one ear and Radiohead in the other, at the bottom of the screen the full text of Infinite Jest scrolls by continuously

Nut Luncheon

They’re turning me into a Weapon tonight

Holy infant not beating the tender and mild allegations!

100 year old reveals longevity secret: eat a little nasty garbage every day

You’ll log

We outlawed all the sneaky sophisticated ways to commit fraud but left all the big dumb obvious ones and called them “loopholes” and they now account for 90% of GDP

We gotta stop falling for discursive bait posts from known bad faith provocateurs and start falling for them from me

Weird people weird people

Eating that dumb shit.. “The Stupid Food”

Coming down with a case of weird lookin’

In home alone, the same actor who plays one of the bad guys plays the cop at the beginning of the movie.

Been thinking lately about the part in Children of Men when Clive Owen smashes that guy’s face with a car battery for uh no reason

You reading my tweets

T’was (Not T’was)

this speaks VOLUME to me