Sublime with Rome cover band

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Mister president I am effecting a citizens arrest

You reading my tweets

The esnupi files

Painting a demon’s grin on my axe head

Oumuamua’s back and no one gives a shit

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Visualizing the righteous annihilation of my enemies

The world’s first phone made entirely out of bathroom floor

Gregor Samsa is lowkey kafkaesque

This supermarket only has items A-L if you want anything M-Z you gotta go to our other location across town

Wearing a Blossom hat

Greetings, Child Killer. I assume you have come here because of my son.

Vaping albumen

Jame’s Bond. James Bond

My name is Nucky Tatz

Engaging in tedium

Doing my dude ill of gents

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I have secured a deal with the wallet inspector that in exchange for my wallet he promises to flip a coin for its return

It’s time to take seriously the theory that Stonehenge, the pyramids, and the Eiffel Tower are natural formations

F the dang bs

Got wig powder inside my snuffbox

This little piggy went to market. What, you think it went shopping? Wake up kid. They wanna cut your toes off

Norbit Movie Ending - Explained

Some call the Mad Clubber’s random beatings obscene provocations that coarsen and denigrate the town’s way of life. But he got you to flee…

A clown in every closet, a boogedyman under every bed. That’s something we can all agree on. And it’s my promise to you

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Frankenstein is reanimé

Yeah I know he’s technically Frankenstein’s monster, that’s why I called him “a” Frankenstein, like how the Mona Lisa is a Da Vinci

Can you hear me now? Remember that guy? Everyone used to say that for some reason? Can you hear me now?

Post you from a different era (Paleozoic era)

I’m the face of the franchise

Making lunch Out of nothing at all

Love these clickbait garbage headlines every month that are like “Government Orders Every Post Office In The US To SHUT DOWN For 24 Hours: How Will Deliveries Be Affected?” because a federal holiday is coming up

I need to mask my face everywhere I appear. I can’t let anyone know that I’m just some guy

There there, we’ve all been hit by the Mad Clubber once or twice, and we learned to flee his approach. You’ll learn too, in time

T. Rex: get it on Me: um, excuse me? T:Rex: bang a gong Me: oh, ok

Treating myself to a greasy disgusting dinner that will make me feel like crap

Honestly it’s fine that they let the Mad Clubber run around town wantonly clobbering anyone he sees because sometimes he gets my enemies. You can always just flee

They must have zapped me at some point in the recent past

I’ll say it: the Mad Clubber’s violence is completely inappropriate

sucking chili directly out of the crock pot with a boba straw

Riding a segway across the metaverse to raise awareness

Right about now, the honk shoo brother

Dude is “helping” me by halfassing stuff I normally do myself so I have to clean up after him anyway 👍