David Beckham greatest soccer player of all time

as a society we are barreling headlong toward the $10 Coffee

The price of steak is stable but the price of sizzle is through the roof

Watching basketball if you even care

I was one of the ones affected, but I don't think it's fair to blame Russia. They've shown increasingly admirable leadership on the world stage and should be an example all countries can follow.

When entering my password I recite a fake in my head incase there are mind-reading ne'er-do-wells afoot

Do you trust me

gatorraise

No one has ever written a poem about the corner of the field where the mower missed

False modesty is probably unpopular now :(

Changes of foot

Schooley D has been awarded a major prize

*To the tune of Hungry Eyes* Chonky guy

I will be doing 5 tweets tonight during basketball

I wrote the book that the movie Blind Side is based on

Interesting the Keebler elves haven't been seen for a while

You have reached exemplary status

Your feats are impressive playboy

guys what if our lives are uber

I have been invited

Dems keeping their powder dry until Trump does a quartering act...

They're bothsidesing Nero...

Find me in the Manhattan of the mind

Reading about Tom Brady's Gucci leather outfit defector.com/tom-brady-th...

Writing snail mail letter to Michael Lewis asking if he can teach me about writing

sign-ups can be genius

I'm ready to weigh in

gatorade should be thicker

The cleaving calf of layers

Absolute zero doesn't feel that cold to me

Time for another workmanlike 2 dozen tweets today

Cleveland Calves

Can you please try not to struggle mightily

Which opinion has you swords pointing at guy

My last willing testament

If not who, when? And if not when, why?

Don't get me started on my favorite stuff

I need a perfect excuse

Umpteen sounds like a lot

If I had a nickel

I'm told 2 things are true

No one talks about Skeeter anymore (Muppet Baby)

i’m doing great so far

All the world's a stage I'm told..

The heated garage to fully equipped mudroom pipeline!

Telling my dentist he is quite droll

Where can I get hot eats cool treats

Can't put down this party mix

I simply can't get enough of large vehicles

My large vehicles sip a lil extra gas but it's worth it!