Everybody has that one homie who played Happy Gilmore's grandma in the 1995 film Happy Gilmore

There is still a cheetoh in the White House

Sneak peek at Christopher Nolan's The Odyssey

my homie Vipeston caught the Water Weirdness from drinking water

I feel good. I feel great. I feel wonderful. This is a What About Bob? quote

USMNT's Bill Buckner moment

I saw the greatest minds of my generation cooked down into easily digestible tropes in the comic strip Doonesbury

Insurance Mufasa: Everything the sun touches is insured to the hilt

Maybe we should call a mortal wound a relaxity?

Anybody feel like the term casualty undersells the serious nature of what it's meant to describe?

Seems like men in possession of a great fortune have this 1 thing in common

If I were the madwoman in the attic I would simply re-earn the trust of my captor

Yup!

Where I post from

For sale Tomy Tutor Play Computer Don Jr. used to type up seminal masterpiece Triggered?

I love my new tape!!! @particledogs.bsky.social

Reading Don Jr.'s seminal work Triggered?

my advice on getting pulled over is to staple a mirror to your driver’s license so that the cop gets confused and arrests himself

Oh wow. Lakers 93, Heat 91 after 2 overtimes in NBA summer league guys

I bet it feels amazing to win the world Cup

Much Adu about nothing? Phenom Freddy failing to deliver

I bet it feels amazing to be a wealthy and successful dentist

There should be a 3rd option for working hard/hardly working

I predict this is not the last we'll be hearing from Mr. Donald Trump

imagine the portlandia "put a bird on it" sketch. except instead of "put a bird on it" it's "put AI on it." now imagine its not a sketch it's real life. really makes you think

There should be experts of bedding

If life gave me lemons it would barely register. I have other things going on

Chugging a bunch of peptides

This medulla is not that oblongata to me anybody said it?

The Man Who Cried Uncle

Eat, Pray, and Love Rich

Le epic bike ride

Has trash always been this stinky? I feel like it's getting worse every day

Halfheartedly offering passersby tickets to da gun show

They're lining up to see me in rare form

How flipmode was my squad

Frankly my dear... heh heh, can't remember my line! --Gone With the Wind blooper reel

A good poster has to have the memory of a goldfish. Can't remember why

In a shocker, Harvard has landed at #2 on my list of greatest colleges. Find out why after I do just a little more research.

Working on my college list. Quiet everyone

I will be releasing my list of the 50 greatest colleges later tonight and where do you think Harvard will land? Check out my list later to find out.

Would you ever lift a fly to center Kwan is back on the track looking up and this ball is gone?

BREAKING Donald Trump has been posthumously awarded the Dude Perfect Peace Prize

Make sure you're doing something memorable in an hour so you'll always have an interesting story when people ask "where were you when you heard about the 250 firecracker extinction event"

guys lets keep it exquisite

Come get your liege...

Pickleball is a real sport now

1985 comedy Fraternity Police

America is now the oldest country in the world