Consider the jort

Let’s get allegories trending

And for that reason, I’m “out.” Who knows the show?

The young people are clamoring for an Easter tweet with a Dennis Hopper tie-in

Terms of Service Eliot

April needs its own trademark adjective

Friendly reminder that children who kill their parents lack the systemic power to be considered family annihilators

Hey Bluesky 🗣️ Y’all freaky withit ‼️😳 Let’s all have fun 🫵🤤 and be our best selves 👏 right here on biskie app 😃

Cooking up a “big” post (near character limit)

let's all invite our parents and grandparents here to save this website we love

Easy mode on here is having a ton of followers and posting fire nonstop

Dinner with anyone living or dead: Willy Staley, Bill Simmons, Paul Verhoeven. Sorry Mark Cubin you almost made the cut!

You know who else was fresh out of effs to give?

Wielding a brick artistically

Hard to explain but basically my state did stand your ground stuff to a California pizza kitchen

Would you like to sponsor a brick for our crosswalk brick bucket?

With steel beams and some glass you’re well on your way to fashioning a skyscraper, assuming you’ve secured the appropriate permits

brih moment…

There are too many opinions

Bro you strike me as a future Met

I hope my life makes for good content

Willy Staley, legendary poster, let’s hang out sometime!

knight rider newspapers

Under woke 2 we are going back to the band name template [name of person] Band

Take me down to the Vatican City where the pope is nice and the robes are pretty

who did this

I’m having a house party which means I’m having everyone I can think of over to look in my drawers, under the bed, behind the toilet, behind the washing machine, in every inch of the basement, etc and if anyone finds anything that looks dirty they get to tase me

Feeling too shy to go into the google doc

Everyone in the club was raving about your clarity of purpose

I went in the google doc and no one knew you

“Because I said so” is honestly a goated answer

and the wind cries jerry........

When you are in the google doc

Darkness warshed over some dude

It was the McCaskeys in Halas Hall with the dagger

Teacher’s mug under her chair at the preschool winter concert

This is the image I would’ve used for the cover as well

While you’re holed up in the basement making Bernie memes I’m out here on the 3 seasons porch trying to guess the neighbor’s wifi password

Throwing pamphlets into space which contain the recipe for root beer

(young trolley) man i wish i had a problem.....

I made all my money on tip calculator apps. People are really too stupid to multiply by .09 without them

Whoever can pull the gun out of the bacon cheeseburger shall be crowned King of America

Hey siri why is curly hair considered sassy

People on here will tweet anything. “Jay Gatsby was a short king." No he wasn’t. That isn't true.

Some of you could use a good night sleep

All know some… some know all. —H.S.

post: Has anyone tried unplugging the democracy and plugging it back in again? reply 1: You could have posted this in the Bush era when these things first reared their ugly head reply 2: Try Reagan era are you kidding reply 3: Hard reboots have limited efficacy...

If necessity is the mother of invention, who invented all this unnecessary crap? and other stories

Biden won the presidency when he said "C'mon man" to Donald Trump and he lost the presidency when he forgot to say it.