Guys i am like marcus aurelius to you

goodnight everybody i love you so much

slleepy who else

man some sex or pussy would go hard rn

(bob dylan having sex) how does it feel!!!

horny people on here are always like wow wish i could have sone sex rn!!!

"some sex or pussy would go hard right now" -horney people

its funny how when the hair lady asks what your style routine has been it feels the same as when the dentist asks how much youve been flossing

all circ.... no de solay

giys im melting into smithereens again

ughhh guys redacted

guys who wants to be warm and toasty little kittens together with me.....

lets plant some native plants in this bitch........

just saw a nerdskull screenshot why do you guys fucking hate me

i thought this site had the juice but now im questioning everything ive ever known

need a bad bitch eat french frys with me lady and the tramp style........

ngl volcano juice looks delicious

just got 5 stars in tran theft auto for asking why snoopy has mommy milkers

taylor swift is our proof that women can be chopped unc

there should have been exactly one single dexter episode where in the intro he slaps the mosquito off of his bare ass. nothing’s different otherwise and it never happens again

how i get when im around a girl who’s horny for how much older i am than her

slept like iraq last night sorry voice to text

why though?

we're all going to the world's bed

wouldn't a "one pump chump" (quick buster) technically be an advantageous trait under natural selection due to it being very efficient mating??? like a guy who takes a long time to bust might get eaten by a sabertooth tiger while he fuckin in a tree or smth thoughts? @neildegrassetyson.com

In American folklore the one pump chump is a trickster spirit who lures women into sex and then busts immediately before tbey can obtain any pleasure

all y'all was taking mess about throw rogan and he ended up winning the football game

thats the second time ive randomly made a jerry Maguire joke recently

(maga jerry maguire) you had me at lets go.....

sale of e........................

say la mothaficking vee you guys ugh

say la vee right fucking now bro

ughhhhh sale of Vee

ugh sale of E

Sail of way sail of way sail of way

Snake root taking about fucking his sister what the helly

What if he was clurb man

what if he was crib man and he was like whats up im crib man welcome to my crib?

guys my google chromecast remote is broken howm i sposed to watch internet on the tv now

remember when crab man was carb man that was funny

lms if i should ghost my date and eat a giant bowl of ice cream instead.......

sorry that you guys dont like crunge music

one of the most important things a fat can do is render

macarogna.... salmon..... any questions lib

"I don't wanna come back down from this cloud," - Kurt "Nirvana" Grohl

i go from i could eat to im starving to death im gonna die in like 5 minutes

thank god it is no longer no douche december......

(guy who fried his ability to recall historical events voice) bro i just discovered a new mandela effect