ive got chud but im not a chudler

great job today everybody

reels algo vibe check:

anyone said this shit

knuck if you buckle under pressure

i havent watched a single football game this year how are my cowboys doing

ronald mcdonald came to my birthday party when i was a young chudlerette

guys im cold lets cuddle

you guys are all girl juice

another time i was dancing at cheer ups w my ex and this girl was flirting w us and said "ughhhhhh you are girl juice" and we were like wtf and we made her say it two more times before we realized she was french and trying to say 'gorgeous'

mommy needs her lock in juice

lets see paul allens zohran mamdani campaign sign generator meme

entire frozen pizza bedtime

mandela effect they used to call it kee-ev but now its called keeve. did the war alter some g-forces in the space time continue em or whats up with that shit thoughts? @neildegrassetyson.com

everyone who joined november '24 should be permabanned

The Crab Man community is so creative and real

thank god i am already locked in today

my boss did just text me saying im working at 6:35 tmrw morning though

yelling "i got a text" in public like im on love island

Comedian: sooo I'm gay Crowd loses their fucking shit and the mayor gives them a key to the city

alright... we have to lock in

🫷 😐 🫸

snap benefits should only pay for ingredients to meals that take two hours to prepare yourself and dont taste good at all

insane wicked web moment happened to me irl but i cant tweet about it

some of yall

Frodo: I wish the ring had never come to me. I wish none of this had happened. Shitposter Gandalf: So do all who live to see such times, but that is not for them to decide. All we have to decide is there's a drive into deep left field by Castellanos, it will be a HR, that'll make it a 4–0 ballgame

[Archaeologist 2Chainz] When I die bury me inside the Great Pyramid of Tenochtitlan

its so difficult deciding between a $2.50 bus ride or a $41.38 lyft ride

are you there god? its me, nancy pelosi

Cheerios lower cholesterol but they raise blood sugar. Death leers out at me from every crevice.

Sydney Sweeney, Kevin Sorbo, Jon Voight….. I never want to see any of your tits again!

hi, its me nancy pelosi. can a white girl speak a little spanish if shes from california?

bruh the yellow line is nutty as hell tonight

hi, its me nancy pelosi. might i sing you a jaunty tune?

what are you doing stepnancy pelosi

hello, its me nancy pelosi. i am trapped inside of this ancient and peculiar lamp. please help me.

hello its me, nancy pelosi. i am trapped in your tv young lady

hey [deadname]. it's me, nancy pelosi

finally time to relax

they should invent a cigarette that kills you

ughhhhh sale of Vee

some days you knuck and some days you buck

my 23 yo 3rd grade teacher is trying to steal my swag

Chris Cornell at the end of Show Me How to Live: ↘️meow ↘️meow ↘️meow ↘️meowwww ⤴️meowmeow ↗️meowwwwww ⬇️meowwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww

computer the sundays goodbye

nice with nothing... let me guess is it to say? of course

i feel like im hallucinating lol

macaronian cheese

lowkey though when i was a kid you would go to the eye doctor at the mall go get orange julius and then your glasses are ready. now it takes them a week. thanks fauci