women who are normal about their fathers. what is that like. describe it to me

it’s too late to make any improvements now

are you mad at me

let's have a weird face contest

i need a dagger

looking in the mirror and telling my reflection to go with god

my haters are lowkey valid

can someone send jody one million dollars on my behalf

come over we're playing Lord Jim at Home

every time cashapp sends me a notification that isn't a tip I scream and throw my phone at the wall

babe you smell so good. like my next dinner

a hotdog right now

guys can you please get my shit together

meet ur brand new image bro

happy opening day time to roll me up and throw me like a baseball

okay @everyone

my last alarm this morning was set to the evangelion theme song I have no memory of doing this

it's bedtime

this is where I post from

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one time I hooked up with a guy at a party and he saved me in his phone as "scene girl [first name]"

decoding the voynich manuscript is woman's work

we hear what you're saying and to prove we're listening we've teamed up with poop from a butt to bring you even more poop from a butt

I miss the pussy in bio bots they were honorable

I broke into his house then I freaked it

if you're not freaking it with me you're freaking it against me

from the guys who brought you poop from a butt, get ready for even more poop coming out of butts like you've never seen before

She’s just a devil woman With penis on her mind

mood

bro stop, ur poisoning the hoes

men aged 34 to 42 what's stopping you from dying in war

something about me is I love going to the doctor

if you need me I will be lurking in the vernal pools

happy my annual physical day to all who celebrate

apologizing to myself for some shit I said in my mind

it's been 6 weeks since leaving iop and working with my outpatient therapist and we are finally starting emdr today

[sizzling in a frying pan] we are so fucking cooked bro

I can see the light and love in your soul and it looks weird ngl

this is my best tweet guys

ughhh I hate when this happens

healing myself by drinking a dr pepper in the bath

recommitting to life’s greatest pleasure, watching cartoons

Don't Miss Your Chance to Bear the Mark of Cain

there is probably something seriously wrong with me

500mg of tylenol beloved

Making 2 cigarettes kiss like theyre dolls

I'm going back to bed

still sick

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