it's just me (inner child, sad/scared) myself (inner teen, angry/lonely) and I (present day, adult) in here

look at my familiar dawg... I'm goin to the oubliette 😩

if you need me im isolating in my bedroom

babe my pits smell like a sandwich shop

craving a $20 sandwich

(when I get the chance) I am the dancing queen!!!

im gonna nap allllll morning

I forgot to go to bed

fulfilling my darkest desires at the candy factory

some say the schwan man is still out there but I think they killed him a long time ago

just learned about drpepperman

my notifications are none of my business

I love looking at my notifications <3

huge cock sliding in and out of my pussy asmr

the penis, mightier than the sword

4 toasted blueberry waffles with peanut butter and a glass of vanilla almond milk

(using my hand to masturbate) im playing amish

Sharing your screen with someone is among the most intimate human experiences

when was the last time you snapped into a slimjim

this is true I saw the shark and the shark gazed at me

sorry I can’t make it I have to shadowbox and yell in front of a gas station until the cops show up

dril banned it's over bro

New legislation to require Ed Gein body cam, mask material restrictions

for sale: one boner, never posted

posting boner (for the last time)

sorry I can't tonight I'm passing into the shadow realm

I really appreciate amazing moments

the undeliverable, nameless perils of the whale

Wisdom appears in unusual places

i'm chilling dude. smh. give me money

I need something

i need a cute boy to look at me like im a piece of meat

posting boner (for the first time)

summr

I keep forgetting I want to get my nose pierced

Amish people went off when they rejected society and technology

just remembered the meaning of life

[cuts open your stomach] *climbing over top of the newly carved orifice* you: * screaming * me: look man im just trying to lay my egg

I don't care what time it is im walking to the mercado for a pound of ground beef and making spaghetti

I need to eat so much I am a growing girl you know

I don't want to laugh and play I want to consume all day

good bbq was invented in santa maria

feeling powerful (one cat on my left one cat on my right, both in perfect petting distance)

I twitch and I salivate I’ve got postersmadnosis

you can just give yourself a pass for all the embarrassing things you did in the past, no one else is going to give it to you because they don't remember you doing them

good morning where is your shame at today

bitches love to say “stick it in my pizza hole” and point at a whole pizza

you know some village elders hate to see my worldly ass coming

it's past my bedtime

creating sleep noise compilations you couldn't imagine