WHAT THE FUCK?!?!

Oh no he’s got America™️ it’s usually terminal :(

Get uppied, idiot

I can't believe how much math competitive mtg has slipped into my life

only 90s kids will understand this image

I wonder where all those liberals jacking off over our military went? After those deleted posts you don't see much anymore

Inside of me there are two dogs

What do you call discount bottom surgery? A ripoff

I have decided to stop fixing my typos because its just fucking funnier

Me when I'm absolutely blowing that shit up

how it feels to go bed before 1 am

So, let's use my favorite death to celebrate as an example. Rush Limbaugh! He used his platform to kill people who had been cast out by society. He died of a disease that he got paid to lie about. The reason why its important to talk shit about him? Because people don't know!

Without downloading any new pics, what is it like dating you?

Me: oh wow people hate the british, thats funny, I wonder why? Me after reading any, literally any historical recounting of the british: I think they deserve way more hate than they get

the boundaries of my soul have been illusions

cats are such graceful, majestic creatures

List of hotel decor i would steal went up by one

listening to miley cyrus's seminal classic 'party in the u.s.a.' on repeat as the decaying evil empire crumbles around me

Looking to start knowing stuff, anyone got any good beginner level stuff to know?

Timeline cleanse ✨✨✨

“Blood for oil” said the Defense Secretary, out loud into a microphone

Wake up everyone new hardest image of all time just dropped

Iunno how liberals are even a thing after they kept those kids in cages

hey bro i don't mean to be rude like ur cool and all but every time we chill i feel like u bring the ancient curse with u and i was just wondering if u could leave it at home next time

Important 👇

"I'm going to kill myself"

Been writing a small guide for myself about self improvement during the apocalypse.

"Eat my shit and hair"

We need to start generating massive amounts of this energy globally

John Brown would vote right fucking now if he could

Anyone of my moots play pokemon za?

I like to think that this is the thing that killed the marvel franchise

This same night I saw a woman twerk for the first time and I was so blown away I gave her 50 bucks

I think you just spent a lot of time telling us why they're a bad parent actually

when are we replacing SUVs witn clown cars? for the environment

I wrote a small paper about 10 years ago on how 9/11 was the most successful terrorist attack of all time, and how it fulfilled it's lofty yet pristine goal of pulling America into a series of protracted wars in the middle east in an effort to bankrupt it.

Wizard girl pegged me with a metal rod she conjured, call that “cast iron”

please consult the graph

My girl pegged me with the cast iron and made me clean it, call that "blowing iron"

Meteorologists are always talking about something that’s about to happen. It’s like, dawg, learn to live in the here-and-now, you know?

seriously if you're linux-curious but don't wanna fuck up your Important Computer, get a used thinkpad on ebay and pick one of the basic bitch starter distros like mint or ubuntu or cinnamon and play around on it. if you don't vibe with one of those try switching to another before giving up. no risk

I need someone to suck the christ out of my dick

Save me sexually aggressive bug lady, sexually aggressive bug lady save me

I remember attacking a security gaurd that dropped a pregnant woman to the ground. Right in front of my grandma too.

Got yourself a clean thread

So, I've been running every other day with (IV) plates in. And I have to wonder why so many alt right larpers don't wear them? They feel so cool

Just saw a woman wiping BBQ sauce off her face with her hair

Can someone give me one good reason why I would vote for Newsom?

I gotta wonder why people are asking trans people and their allies to fall on a sword they'd never even approach. Why a group that has been discarded has to be your savior and vote for a candidate that will kill them?