Me trying to slurp the last bit of cum out of her dick

So, they've been trying to destroy community for a long time, and i think the only damage not being rebuilt is destroyed cis communities.

So when I tell someone that has lived here their entire life that I moved here, they say "why!?!?" Its hilarious how much people hate it here

Neighbor's chickens had babies. If you even care

Pervert trying to tell you his food is good: this is the sandwich other sandwiches goon to

Tldr just do the shit you gotta do with your fam now. Hug your mom, or yell at her or some shit.

I love posting dumb shit on the internet what are you gonna do, prove me wrong? Guess what bitch im stupid

Probably 3 years ago when everyone who raised me died in the same year. I don't think I told anyone except my online peeps I was close to at the time

Sorry about watching your british friend die, when he said "I'm having a stroke" I thought he was just being a pervert

Pulled the sword from the stone and this shit stinks. It smells so bad, you guys. It's just... I can't even be in the same room as it.

Liberals: I don't understand why people won't vote for us, we can fix things! Liberals for the last 4+ years: you're lying about your poverty, please consult the graph

Iunno why they're even trying to repair Israel's image. Its over. no one ever said "no, I know they used to rape people with dogs and torture babies, but they're cool now"

help i let my vest wearing child hang out with the weird old dude down the street and now my high school bully won't stop washing my truck and asking to watch me fuck my hot wife

Shit, I stopped at 3 but I shoulda kept going. Didn't know it 4 THIS good.

Woke up full of hate this morning, Let's pick a direction

If you're not caught up yet, this season of bsky is wild.

thats what you get for downloading the base builder dlc for Tentacle Tits and Robot Clits 7 its all a scam, maaaan

"6 likes isn't a lot" imagine 6 dicks in your ass

Well now I can say it on the TL, but my bosses boss is a bigot. The first discussion I had with her was about how she would never hire a Philippino, the second was about how she would never hire an immigrant and theyre taking all the jobs.

So, been playing a bit of pokemon lately...

i hope your pussy turns to mud

I just wanted to send @scoobydouchebag.bsky.social a meme but I cant send images so here

Fire lord oppai

The Great Shatsby By F. Shart Fartgerald

I'm writing a lot lately, and one of my characters speaks as if they are Jesus Christ the hunter, instead of Jesus christ the carpenter. And let me tell you, it has leaked into my speech more than any other character

High school teacher: if you are late we will take your legs, you can have them back when you learn responsibility College professor: this is the designated shitting corner, pissing should be done in your pants or not at all

I wave my Computer ID card over my laptop to log in. I watch the necessary 30 minutes of ads before I can get to the desktop. I log into YouTube that I pay $40 a month for. All the videos are AI. Watch a video on how to install my new smart toilet. All the info is wrong, there's shit everywhere now.

Every time I see a dusty man insult someone like Olivia Wilde based on her appearance, I wish they would get their picture superimposed over their comment and have to look at themselves before posting it.

wow what a perfect name for a strong, handsome man such as yourself. i bet your social security number and the street you grew up on are just as rugged and sexy

Me [on enough cold medicine to make God hallucinate]: I'M NOT STUCK INSIDE WITH THE FLU, THE FLU IS STUCK INSIDE WITH ME Paramedics [wielding improvised weapons in fear]: please get down from there, and we can talk about this over some nice IV fluids and horse tranquilizers

Ancient Gaurdian: be gone young mortal, you know not which lies in wait beyond my warning. Midwestern mom: Let me just sneak-right-past-ya-there

This is the vibe I hope I'm putting out

As an ass worshiper myself, no notes we definitely worship chaos

David Attenborough: Here we see the solitary Assus Faticus. Me: is... is someone there? David Attenborough: watch how it preens itself, a futile effort as it will die cold and alone Me: oh come the fuck on

Guy who's not good at remembering dates: What is this, 1994?

I'm sending gator pictures to you all

I feel like calling him a candidate, is like calling one of the thousand monkeys on typewriters an author.

We need more absolutely dog shit takes like this if we are going to keep the site running

Bath time

Game reviewer talking about politics: This is the Sonic Adventure 2 of presidencies

When people insult someone by saying they suck dick, it vexes me. Its like insulting someone by saying they know car repair

Can someone who knows about computers tell me if this is a good thing?

All work and no beer makes jack a dull boy

Teenage me [jorking it like it will stop my parents divorce]: thank god this doesn't have a weird subculture Gen Z teenager [has access to marvels and wonders]: ah yes, the prostate milker 49X, perfect for tonight's relaxing 100 hour goonathon

Pessimist: I'm shitting Optimist: I'm pooping Realist: y'all need to stop

Need one to bounce on it like a jack in the box