The One Who Cums
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We all got that one homie that lives outside of God's sight, and as a consequence outside of his love
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What it feels like to kiss someone you love:
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Everything I've read about chernobyl makes it seem like it was done by a foreign power.
2 days ago
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Blaise Ulysse Bernard Collins
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Sage Deviant 🏳️⚧️
3 days ago
i’m not gay as in “happy”, i’m queer as in “fuck you”
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Queer as in Fuck You
YouTube video by Dog Park Dissidents - Topic
https://youtu.be/wDbowuI6YMM
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When our infant mortality rate is worse than countries in economic collapse, why would they want to?
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3 days ago
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Me trying to change the subject to my special interest:
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3 days ago
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Yes.
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4 days ago
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Its true, its even in the bible
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4 days ago
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Without downloading new images describe your gender in one image
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5 days ago
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How I sleep knowing isreal is ontologically evil and no action I take against them is wrong
5 days ago
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Calling themselves "reasonable democrats" then proceeding to list every way they're unreasonable and out of touch is an interesting move.
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6 days ago
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"No one is taking the most absolutely brain dead take and this is bad for isreal and the Jewish people" - a guy with more words than thoughts
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6 days ago
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So someone was trying to get into my house last night. I heard them fumbling with the door and the first thing I shout into the darkness is, "looks like someone is trying to get beat to death with hammers" and they stopped and left.
6 days ago
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If you find a manic pixie dream girl, don't call her a manic pixie dream girl. She's been waiting a long time to use that engraved knife
6 days ago
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Cis guy who's 'definitely had sex': I think good pussy smells like a diesel engine
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Tactical Neural Insekt
9 days ago
I would never use windows because ms paint is bad
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Marcus Aurelius: why would I need to go on vacation when I can just disassociate?
9 days ago
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To fear grief is to fear love
4 months ago
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My kingdom for a can of monster
16 days ago
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I have not been posting because anything I want to post would be seen as incitement.
16 days ago
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Back, and my ass is as fat as ever
16 days ago
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NW:
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FinTwitter
18 days ago
US LARGE CORPORATE BANKRUPTCIES HIT SECOND-HIGHEST LEVEL IN 16 YEARS 229 LARGE COMPANIES FILED FOR BANKRUPTCY IN THE FIRST FOUR MONTHS OF 2026, MARKING THE SECOND-HIGHEST PACE SINCE 2010
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Told a version of the "Sword of Domocles" in which none of his advisors warned him when he was rising too high in his chair and the blade nicks him. He begins to look upon them with contempt and his curiosity turns to suspicion.
19 days ago
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Im attracted to people who are smarter than me, it just helps that I'm very stupid
21 days ago
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I don't compete, but I do compare. I'm curious, not envious.
21 days ago
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Me telling my friends how to reject people:
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22 days ago
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MechaDavid
22 days ago
*tearing up* I still remember the first time I got called an N'wah
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Dell, Like the Computer
22 days ago
Hello everyone. Today is my last day at my current job before I pack up and leave. I am still looking for help and resources to help me with this trip. My current situation is not a safe place for me as I’ve had to deal with irl harassment and stalking. Thank you for all the support I’ve received.
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Connection interrupted, you will now be returned to the womb
23 days ago
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Ive been in reply guy time out
23 days ago
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No pinned post just rawdogging my profile
23 days ago
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God, the women you put on this earth to [Redacted] politicians are shitposting
23 days ago
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Tactical Neural Insekt
23 days ago
it's too late I've already depicted you as my friend
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I fucking hate 'decorum'
23 days ago
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I guess there have always been liberals
23 days ago
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🧟Zombuddy🧟♂️
23 days ago
HOLY FUCKING SHIT LOOK HOW GOOD THE COMMISSION I GOT FROM
@dsoart.com
TURNED OUT!
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The Power, CEO of AGP
23 days ago
convinced the US economy is being held together by card scalpers, insider trading, and people who leave dimes in the take-a-penny tray at this point
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Almost every bit of kindness the epstien class has ever offered, was because an alternative was being presented by someone else who threatened the status quo.
23 days ago
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Mulan, but its this instead
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24 days ago
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Tactical Neural Insekt
24 days ago
Whenever I’m in produce I make sure to turn all the avocados to face Mecca
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If your name is Bryson, I cannot take from you what god never dared to give you.
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24 days ago
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Scoob
28 days ago
Having to meet with HR for calling pictures of my coworker's newborn "infantslop"
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tunes to make you run away
about 1 month ago
listen everybody i want to make this clear. if i'm trapped in a house with a ghost or a ghoul or a killer of some kind, i'm getting out. i break my own house by accident all the time you better believe no house can contain me.
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Possum Every Hour
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Hey, you ready to get weed pregnant?
about 1 month ago
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We are extending pride month by one year every time someone complains about it.
about 1 month ago
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You know what they say, "I'm going to bed"
about 1 month ago
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