We all got that one homie that lives outside of God's sight, and as a consequence outside of his love

What it feels like to kiss someone you love:

Everything I've read about chernobyl makes it seem like it was done by a foreign power.

i’m not gay as in “happy”, i’m queer as in “fuck you”

When our infant mortality rate is worse than countries in economic collapse, why would they want to?

Me trying to change the subject to my special interest:

Yes.

Its true, its even in the bible

Without downloading new images describe your gender in one image

How I sleep knowing isreal is ontologically evil and no action I take against them is wrong

Calling themselves "reasonable democrats" then proceeding to list every way they're unreasonable and out of touch is an interesting move.

"No one is taking the most absolutely brain dead take and this is bad for isreal and the Jewish people" - a guy with more words than thoughts

So someone was trying to get into my house last night. I heard them fumbling with the door and the first thing I shout into the darkness is, "looks like someone is trying to get beat to death with hammers" and they stopped and left.

If you find a manic pixie dream girl, don't call her a manic pixie dream girl. She's been waiting a long time to use that engraved knife

Cis guy who's 'definitely had sex': I think good pussy smells like a diesel engine

I would never use windows because ms paint is bad

Marcus Aurelius: why would I need to go on vacation when I can just disassociate?

To fear grief is to fear love

My kingdom for a can of monster

I have not been posting because anything I want to post would be seen as incitement.

Back, and my ass is as fat as ever

NW:

US LARGE CORPORATE BANKRUPTCIES HIT SECOND-HIGHEST LEVEL IN 16 YEARS 229 LARGE COMPANIES FILED FOR BANKRUPTCY IN THE FIRST FOUR MONTHS OF 2026, MARKING THE SECOND-HIGHEST PACE SINCE 2010

Told a version of the "Sword of Domocles" in which none of his advisors warned him when he was rising too high in his chair and the blade nicks him. He begins to look upon them with contempt and his curiosity turns to suspicion.

Im attracted to people who are smarter than me, it just helps that I'm very stupid

I don't compete, but I do compare. I'm curious, not envious.

Me telling my friends how to reject people:

*tearing up* I still remember the first time I got called an N'wah

Hello everyone. Today is my last day at my current job before I pack up and leave. I am still looking for help and resources to help me with this trip. My current situation is not a safe place for me as I’ve had to deal with irl harassment and stalking. Thank you for all the support I’ve received.

Connection interrupted, you will now be returned to the womb

Ive been in reply guy time out

No pinned post just rawdogging my profile

God, the women you put on this earth to [Redacted] politicians are shitposting

it's too late I've already depicted you as my friend

I fucking hate 'decorum'

I guess there have always been liberals

HOLY FUCKING SHIT LOOK HOW GOOD THE COMMISSION I GOT FROM @dsoart.com TURNED OUT!

convinced the US economy is being held together by card scalpers, insider trading, and people who leave dimes in the take-a-penny tray at this point

Almost every bit of kindness the epstien class has ever offered, was because an alternative was being presented by someone else who threatened the status quo.

Mulan, but its this instead

Whenever I’m in produce I make sure to turn all the avocados to face Mecca

If your name is Bryson, I cannot take from you what god never dared to give you.

Having to meet with HR for calling pictures of my coworker's newborn "infantslop"

listen everybody i want to make this clear. if i'm trapped in a house with a ghost or a ghoul or a killer of some kind, i'm getting out. i break my own house by accident all the time you better believe no house can contain me.

Hey, you ready to get weed pregnant?

We are extending pride month by one year every time someone complains about it.

You know what they say, "I'm going to bed"