Need the smiling friends pop up

Futch translesbian's internal self image versus how she's actually perceived by others

there's a mario level inside

Jerry: Well George did she seem interested? George: She said oughh Jerry, oughh Jerry: really? oughh? Elaine: well did she say anything else? George: I dont know, we kept texting but the oughh was just in my mind and I cant get it out. I'm losing it, IM LOSING IT

Im getting too old, had a friend explain that she was unsure if a person replying to a proposition with oughhh, was oughh (horny yes) or oughh (horny joking)

Smells like updyke in here

The American dream is pulling into the driveway of my 50 year mortgage home in my 15 year car loan vehicle.

in case you were wondering how things were going on the other site

The Lions does not concern themselves with winning

Average tweet: illegals are transing your kids Average skeet: why the princess and knight dating in this book is a problematic power dynamic 🧵 Average Ancient Egyptian Tablet: 𓇋𓋴 𓂋𓄿 𓏏𓉔𓅂 𓋴𓅲𓈖 𓎼𓅱𓂧 𓄿𓎼𓊪 𓅱𓂋 𓉔𓋴𓏏𓋴

With the holidays coming up i just wanted to remind you

For those who forgot their Rosetta Stone at home

Imagine thinking u were legit friends with Jeff but never doing any of the pedo shit so when the flight logs drop you don't see your name in it anywhere like oh,,, more stuff to which you didn't invite me,,, yeah that's cool I guess,,,

Average tweet: illegals are transing your kids Average skeet: why the princess and knight dating in this book is a problematic power dynamic 🧵 Average Ancient Egyptian Tablet: 𓇋𓋴 𓂋𓄿 𓏏𓉔𓅂 𓋴𓅲𓈖 𓎼𓅱𓂧 𓄿𓎼𓊪 𓅱𓂋 𓉔𓋴𓏏𓋴

Getting srs but carrying around one of those piss funnels for women so I can keep pissing while standing.

We doin bubbles now

we got government tomorrow :/

Ok well putting it in your ass wont relieve your throat

Boofing menthol cough drops is better for you cause its more bio available.

Need a rabbit girl to give me a syrupy thumperjob under this Waffle House table rn.

X has a banger guideline section under their help center now

i’m so, so sorry to ask… i’m angel. i’m a trans girl in the midwest working full time, but i’m struggling after recent disability leave. my bank account is currently -$165.00 and i’m behind on bills. if you’re able to help or boost, i’d be so grateful. literally anything helps. venmo: @angelsgray

charlie kirk died and whats left of his legacy that anyone talks about is whether his wife will fuck the vice president.

X has a banger guideline section under their help center now

The date on this article 😭

what happens in the doll stall stays in the doll stall

the real reason conservatives want trans women out of women’s restrooms is because all the dolls at the function keep packing into a single stall like it’s a clown car

Need to be strewn across a rock and have a bird girl peck at my supple tummy to eat my liver everyday.

she calls her bush grass the way i need to touch it

the mortifying ordeal of living with your parents

Being poor is a choice, nothing is stopping you from getting a personal loan and doubling it at the blackjack table.

top fragging while using a blahaj to support my new fat tits, battlefield is so back

If youre trans in America, you need to have diy hrt right now.

a silly jpeg that i have created

Pros: flights will resume like normal Cons: I wont have insurance anymore Let's just call it a wash :)

Tgirl leftist streamer named Honsan

Tgirl who gives you hrt like its communion

German tgirl that refers to herself as the füHER

gooner vincle staples be like, my new album is called cummertime '06

handing my girlfriend the ipad so she can entertain herself while i prep

When I die archeologists will be like damn this skeleton had nice tits

Never had tits hurt when just taking estrogen. However, after Breast Augmentation, I get it now.

theres a lot of poetry in this thing, huh