Chat is this true

Realizing slamming 700mg of caffeine in 15 minutes might be bad.

grateful i don’t have autism. my mother only did heroin while pregnant

gynodoggyphilia

if you’re transgender you have to learn how to cook

this one's like a multi-car traffic accident #poetry

Born to be a housewife Forced to put the fries in the bag

@smams.bsky.social is it working?

She got nice tits and a nice ass. What doesn't she have? Self-esteem.

Type of beat im on

you're a temporarily embarrassed billionaire, i'm a temporarily uneaten billionaire

Thinking how I got SA'd during the movie Suckerpunch. Which i feel is how the director intended the movie to be watched.

Bitch how you gonna get dysphoria looking at the mirror? CLOSE YOUR EYES.

Holy shit they just hit the fucking griddy

I think sports betting should allow me to bet on chances of assassinations

Youre telling me they wrote a whole ass book about a burnout 3 signature takedown???

it's been over a week. the flag at Red Lobster does not need to be at half mast anymore

Chat, do i need to be put down like a rabid dog in the street, or am I normal?

Doing the cumstack so she can use it like a fountain pen when she writes her manifesto.

Bringing that "will they, wont they" vibe to me and this gun in my mouth.

Bringing that will they wont they vibe to me and a cigarette.

What beginner cigarette would you recommend for someone getting into the hobby?

Realizing the only reason I like rpgs is to dress my character up, the rest I could take it or leave it.

The follow-up post is the best part.

Realizing the only reason I like rpgs is to dress my character up, the rest I could take it or leave it.

People have lost their goddamn minds

Getting hired for my Charlie Kirk tweets

Broke: wow youre so wet Woke: babe did you grool yet?

Me smugly giving a Xanax to a Chimpanzee: Yeah, unlike you, I would never let a leopard eat my face.

type shit

Me smugly giving a Xanax to a Chimpanzee: Yeah, unlike you, I would never let a leopard eat my face.

transgenders in NYC: "i will see you at the next twinks vs. dolls event" transgenders in seattle: "join my discord with my 45 girlfriends" transgenders in utah: "are you willing to kill for me white boy"

do NOT invite me to your house. i will definitely ask you what that beating noise is under your floorboards

Faggot bout it

Wafflehouse save me

im pro boneless wings but lets just say im an ally to bone-in wings 💪♥️

I didnt even know Charlie Kirk was sick.

knock knock who's dead? not me <3 lmao

you telling me he has a man date in heaven?

Would you still love me if I wasn't hot and funny and into 9/11?

Cant believe Charlie is a squirter

What's funnier than 9/11?... 9/12

We should celebrate 9/11 like its burning man by building an effigy of the towers and then burn them down.

@tgirl.fail before she transitioned:

*discourse voice* Yeah, Americans who claim 9/11 is an inside job are just white washing the hard work and multinational efforts of Middle Eastern pilots

On the other site I literally had blocked ‘never forget’ for like the last 8 years, and I don’t have to do that here and even have the privilege of following 9/11’s official mascot @tgirl.fail