holy crap it was so good. you gotta put a cast iron press, or another pan with something heavy on it to make it extra delicious

Problematic Spotify listening age gap

well that was a LOT of gunshots

IaaS is where jabronis go to fucking die. fmstl

i mean, technically i'm a cracker with weed in her

HONEY BADGER DON'T GIVE A SHIT

When I got started getting on HRT, I didn't know shit. My then-wife was adamant that I go the letter of support route and I relented. My first experience with out transness was having my therapist (multi-year relationship) financially exploit me for $1500 for that letter. Then ...

Ok, why are people being angy at @f1nn5ter.com and @annehealthcare.bsky.social ? Honestly. It's a not-for-profit, the price point isn't *terrible*, they seem to fill an important gap in the UK for basic access. Could someone explain it to me?

nvidia earnings after market close? i'm sure this will be good LOL

me: balls are my least favorite part of a body

You can use bluesky's OAuth flow for authentication, not authorization. Its apps only ask for application metadata and our login request only ask for the base atproto scope. It deliberately does not request scopes like transition:generic. You dont actually have to ask for it.

And if more journalists + streamers + YouTubers keep ignoring this issue, what they are doing is throwing you — trans, gay, artist, smut customer — to the dogs

"i collect rare patels", it said

banning incest on online platforms? what the fuck, is new jersey next?

beware those who try to offload the community's responsibilities onto inanimate objects

No piece of writing or propaganda has emboldened or enabled those who would violate consent or perpetuate harm in the "trans community" more than the trans community's unwillingness to name, confront, and REPAIR the harm.

you would think that i would be more comfortable and acclimated to NYC winter weather (brick) as a transsexual (also brick)

at this point, chuck schumer's best option is to shit himself to the point it runs down his legs ... and he slips on it down a flight of stairs, being captured by the media, circus style

if you're soiling your [redacted] pumping [redacted] that sounds like a skill issue

@girl.creditcard fyi, this was supposed to be a reply to you, but i'm a cooked bimbo, also known as a coked up slut, sot I guess that didn't work out. bsky.app/profile/slut...

we saw you from across the bar and couldn't help but notice your belly button...

"are you getting ... THE SURGERY?" you bet I am .. my belly button is going to be so fucking lit ... vibrates, too. the vulva-havers gonna love it

i regard you ... highly

like SERIOUSLY bsky.app team! you don't even have to [REDACTED] anyone! No more than 20 people! Ejected from the garden. Provide them a soft landing with links to like ... idk costar, or truth social, or ideologicalPVP.com or somethingf

anyone who hates you is an idiot

It: "I feel like i'm semi-competent at...." Me: Dunning Kruger?

Remember chat, you woke up today and dick cheney didnt

The world needs a transagentic vomit bird named Blumpkin Debonaire

we really are a melting pot. we can recreate the global south right here at home

This is absolutely batshit fucking crazy

under sharia law, if I wear a burka do i get rent abatement?

costar showing me ads for both krill by the pound and shelving from ikea????

laughs in "walked out of 99% of my entire life 5 years ago"

when white folks (read: north american) get .ke tlds, and not because they're doing business in Kenya, it just screams racism tbh

anyone want some ptsd? I've got EXTRA!

GODDAMNIT i am apparently constitutionally incapable of posting something without fundamentally fucking it up

goddamnit

Hey Bluesky, you could save the $1m in off-protocol development and just ban like ... no more than 20 people. Easy peasy lemon squeezy

Hey, Bluesky... When it's deployed, you should publish your "Social Proximity" algorithm.

who the fuck put my head in a vise? vice? what the fuck ever

this website is extraordinary (pejorative)

@tyranny.sparklenoise.com i saw that

standard time can fuck off, eat my ass, suck my dick, eat my shit and hair, suck a fart out of my ass, [REDACTED], etc

If you're considering giving up drinking, I just need to point out that the Brianna Wu redemption tour is about to start and you may want to hold off

Bsky.app has a gas leak

i have love in my heart for everyone, but what I'm saying is ... i'm sorry to do this... bsky.app has a memory leak

So, chat, how long do I have to go without eating a banana in order to get dilaudid in the ER?

Gay? Retarded? That’s gaytarded besties

everyone's going to get precisely what they ordered. eat up, motherfuckers