apparently my type of tv show is one that: - started when i was a baby - has a main actor who is not american but doing an american accent the whole time - has a main character who is emotionally underdeveloped

hey wouldn't it be cool for pride month if you started hormone therapy

my meth dealing boyfriend canceled date night because he has to sell more meth

does anyone else spend all of therapy thinking your therapist is judging all of your nervous ticks or is that just me

3 cheers for stuttering while saying the word hippopotamus! hip hip

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you thought you have seen the peak of bluesky drama? fools

hold up, i just found out about that people actually pay for followers on Bluesky. what is this? 2005? we going to impeach him" lol. grow up

transition goal: make teenage boys sperm count rise

one day ill will read what i wrote before i hit send but TODAYS IS NOT THAT DAY

every time i've gone to therapy its been cloudy or storming wtf is that

not proud of saying this section of wikipedia changed me a little

Happy Pride.

dawg im gonna be fartin in therapy

also my new congressional district is a leaf blower

i bet it feels so good to just earthquake all over the place when youre a tectonic plate

You can't keep shoving tall boys up your ass Skip. Remember what the Dr said. No bigger than your wrist, and it has to have a flared end.

i hope you get the perfect amount of scoliosis and it makes your ass stick out and look really nice

breaking up with a guy be like

guys lets be real okay nobody’s dick is actually big enough to tuck right

not my problem

this new pfp/handle combo is out of left field but im sure you'll all be able to figure out who it is

if abraham lincoln was into networking and connecting, get this… he’d be Abraham LinkedIn. lmao.

why the fuck is she on a horse for this picture? was this photo taken in wyoming? is that why the score was so high? that’s a really unfair standard for men.

this is gonna be evergreen isnt it

not sure what this has to do with free transit but happy Pride tom steyer

whenever someone says they’re a free thinker that usually just means they’re very receptive to ideas that are radioactive to their brain that ends up completely cooking them

crazy they fit so much bitch in your little head

i havent had a new follower in 30 years my family is starving

compelling argument against mtf transition: if youre down this catastrophically bad for a man its WAY more pathetic when youre an attractive woman

humans are genetically designed to huff pits the reason humans have armpit hair is because it amplifies the smell from that region, and faced with two identical mates, early humans would choose the one with the stronger smell so huff away

girl who is trying to judge how long sex takes: do you do sex hotdog style or hamburger style

Wyoming fellas love it when they wife pussy smell like a horse

jorjorville

am i insane? 7 minutes was the longest average??? what?????

actually my culture IS your costume — halloween guy

born to be an abusive girlfriend, forced to not want to be in a relationship

all my friends are extremely, terminally, disgustingly online and i love it. mental illness runs rampant through these parts.

you get $150 but whenever you eat someone out or suck a dick it makes the minecraft eating noise and its audible to both you and everyone nearby the whole time deal or no deal

getting clocked because I worked for the CIA

why does getting anxious make you shit thats the stupidest fucking thing i could imagine

Getting scolded at the function for just bringing my pride flag like everyone else 🙄

The feed:

Meanwhile I’m over here ignoring all of it and looking at this A$$ 😅

i love it when the clock strikes 10:30 every morning and the usual sites publish their 3 infuriating news stories that will drive all discourse today like zookeepers raising the enclosure's gate and letting the seals get into the day's bucket of chum

polaroid sounds like a slur for antarcticans

this video (and the entire series) should be required watching for people online, so you spend less time and energy fighting battles you can't win www.youtube.com/watch?v=P55t...