capitalist girlfriend: I will consolidate my hoard of kisses for just myself communist girlfriend: We will take the means of kissing and distribute it equally among ourselves and take pride in our kissing.

don't coffee me until I talk

call me plural the way I fill this body with many spirits.

the spirit is screaming as the body is comfy until da blanket :3

Sharks I am asking for an investment to move the 'cule together in exchange for nothing but my happiness.

When a seagull steals your food, that’s toxic yuri

This is yuri

Nobody knows how to post about 9/11 anymore

my honest reaction:

When my chicken laid an egg I once asked if my chicken came first or the egg. I decided to instead smoke a joint, jerkoff to ntr hentai while jpegmafia subtly comes through my desktop speaker as I’m holding my phone trying to get the perfect volume and view without others in the house hearing me cum

im darkmode detoxing, I am a lightmoder, I am carrying around a little black book for darkmoders, Im a lightcel, my girl is a blonde baddie that I neglect. My retinas are burnt, im bathin in the light

we are going to invade Iran to offset tariffs aren't we

John Wilkes Boof

"Cute and Fluffy", 2026 (original drawing was actually years ago but got buried in a sketchbook. You know how it is.) Pencil, ink, digital tools. elliottdunstan.storenvy.com/products/370... #artsky #bunnies #rabbits #popart #originalart #horror (not...really. but demon bunnies)

My guilty bop is anything living tombstone

DONT FUCK WITH MY BUNSTIES 🗣️🗣️🗣️

You can upload gifs now?

My one partner is bullying me by labeling me as 🐰faggot

This is the type of photo you would find when googling radar multiamory

Girl who can name all your bones

We lost something when kids stopped having cool addictions (smoking) and started getting loser addictions (posting on Reddit)

Name is Saturn like the Genesis

Made my first open spec. An ATProto lexicon for pronouns. Stored on your PDS as a real record, not reliant on labelers which can disappear for a variety of reasons. Multiple sets, neopronouns, and custom forms are all compatible. Any client can adopt it too! github.com/skydeval/atproto-pronouns

Questing (walking) to the next tavern (gas station) to procure (shop) the wares (items) from a fine alchemist (underpaid worker) for their 2 for 6 gold coins (6 usd) potions of haste (low carb monster)

Need a chud to first me until I second

Wheels are suppose to look like this right

Stfu trannoid

I’m voting for Gavin Newsome cause I’m a self hating tranny

Hey babe, you working at Lockheed Martin really makes want to be your Locked Sneed.

Snuffbait android, call her snuffbot

Frotting the cheesesteaks on Valentine’s Day

At some point you got to stop trying to pick horses

At some point you got to stop trying to pick horses

in an hour I will have two women in my arms

stepbro im stuck below the poverty line

I’m on that yummy cummy in my tummy type beat

they should allow me to commit one murder without consequences

LEGENDARY VALENTINES DAY LOOT PULL

Im untyped

Im going to be real, kirkified speaking has the same vibe as baby talk to me, where I wish we would send you to the camps.

I still had a twitter account that I would only access to grab media from my bookmarks to send directly to like friends. I checked in on my bookmarks and despite me use to having hundreds of bookmarks, like 75% of them are just gone. That site is so cooked.