Oh, lemme tell you she dreams

Coffee in a can just taste better

Talking to my mechanic girlfriend: Brake job? Brake job tonite queen?

I joined the leopards fucked my face party and they didnt even do a little foreplay to my face :(

I think doing the whole rso syringe will fix me

Alivecel life-enjoyoids hate real Cyanidepilled suicidemoder like myself.

I would be so good at competitive suicidal idealation

What you read: hahaha yeag thats crazyyyyy lol wild What i meant: i have a gun and a list of political figures

Bunny

You dont need a housekeeper when youre in a polycule, just get one of your bitch wives to do it for you

back on my horse shit

Women

Doing the Nathan Fielder method by rehearsing my posting life on an alt account to practice interacting with online users before befriending them on main

"I really need to shower" NO YOU DON'T, QUEEN‼️

Can a white rabbit speak a little espanol?

They should invent a suicide where you can come back after a little while if you want

They should invent a drug that makes me nkt want to kill myself

Espresso and a gun in my mouth pls

btw there’s a new bitch and susie comic for patrons patreon.com/stupidtwink

Her: you better not be a rabbit dressed up as Gary the snail when I get back My ass:

oh i thought the protest was was no kinks

Machiatto and joint? Machiatto and joint tonite queen

Shits fucked

there's a lot to be said for the way in which the expectation of sexual availability, common in trans communities, is weaponized by bad actors to coerce vulnerable trans women. carry on. (re-posting, as I really want to get it just right)

Was gonna make an elaborate joke about a transsexual run brewery that make a mead named after halimede. But really I just wanted to type out halimead, and I think thats fine too.

I like when my favorite political content creator who is clearly slanted tells me I need to use ground news to see how one side sort of reports news and the other side just lies about news. Like idk man, I think im just gonna get high and jork it instead

girl whose pfp is her own beautiful face: "I'm so ugly... 😔 dont tell my three girlfriends but I'm gonna die a stupid femcel" girl whose pfp is a picture of lain watching guro furry porn: "guys not to scare the hoes I think I might be ascending to a new level of bimbosattva"

Do you want to riff on the timeline and then dm me and then fly out to see me and then writhe our bodies together and realize we are too emotional disturbed for sex and then you fly out the next day and we riff on the timeline some more...

Playing monster hunter for my boy

God I would be so good at using chatgpt to reject 100% of applicants.

Its been less than 24 hours since i made this account

To put it plain, I just don't like you Not a thing about the way you is And if there ever come a time I got rabies You're high on my bitin' list

cishet culture is just: - "hey you catch that game last night" - "mama mia my stocks"

this is what i look like after mixing prog and rso up my ass typing kill yourself under your post.

𓃹𓃹𓃹𓃹𓃹𓃹𓃹𓃹𓃹

I think we should kill chasers