There's a little shrimp in my head that keeps telling me to make my stories more cruel. I love that little guy.

How did they know???

women

Nobody else is concerned about this, but I am back on my theory that the reason Ragatha didn't get Jax's breaking bad reference is because she joined the circus pre-2008.

· Lefty · #fnaf

I dont drink water, I hydrate my thralls and then suck their blood dry to stay in good health

Polyamory hierarchy, not in a primary/secondary way, but a hot vampire and her pretty little blood thralls way.

Thatta girl! 🩷

A first for her.

The squeak is coming from inside the mouse

They put my mans in a sprinkle jar. (￣ー￣)

I was trying to find a gif of the spinosaurus nuzzling the fuselage with its snout but I got this instead

Tgirl who gives you hrt like its communion

this discord convo is recorded for quality assurance

I found out

Milf horse girl who pisses in my mouth so I get my estrogen dose

Im socially puppy, fiscally bunny

Once I get srs im getting a tattoo above my pussy saying "in memorium of flight 93" so you to can see how it feels to plow into Pennsylvania.

Amazing digital circus is the silly internet clown show, and then all of the sudden, a raggedy ann doll is reading me for filth for my people pleasing and conflict avoidance tendencies.

Soji is a three person band (sorry gary).

I understand books are written for general audiences and not me specifically. But I wish there was an edit of Iron Widow where Zetain trusted that I can remember that women deserve rights.

starting to believe more and more in this death of the author theory

Good news, everyone. The adoption paperwork went through. Say hello to my son.

Watching 9/11 happen: I'm getting a lot of 9/11 vibes from this.

positing that the white smoke thing has always been a gender reveal. if they’d elected a male pope, it would have been blue. the reason the conclave takes so long is that it just takes a while to politely and discreetly identify which of the candidates is the “pope sex”

I'm the brown m&m btw

Gonna leave this here, I didn't post this cause I wanted to see if he could take responsibility on his own. After sending me this, he was continually dming mutuals and continued his actions that caused me so much pain.

Its girlrot summer

Zach posted a 13-page dossier on how he doesn't understand/respect boundaries. Exactly what Delphi warned about in her post. Flirtatious texts do not give pretext to sexual assault.

Trans people (and particularly trans women) are held to the highest standards of respectability and civility while our enemies aren't held to any standard at all. It's maddening.

I wish horror movie marketing would just commit to an actual ARG instead of the aesthetics of one. A single web page or recorded phone line is cool and all, but damn. I want to solve a Lil mystery.

Did y'all have that middle school experience of a dude being like rejected or something and immediately threatening suicide to make you feel bad? Was that a universal experience?

Do you think Pope Francis ever got to play that copy of undertale before passing?

TW: SA Clearing this up since I said I wasn't going to use this site anymore and have gotten smug dms/replies today. In February I was sexually assaulted by zach or serotoningoblin. It made using this site difficult. When opening this app its reminds me of the assault and trauma.

I am killing myself wife with an attagirl overdose.

I am killing myself wife with an attagirl overdose.

I like how we can just add the suffixes: chad, cel, oid, to denote where something is good or bad. Like you can just say, Cardoid Chipcels seething at Cellphone Tap-to-Paychads, and understand I need to be put into a mental facility.

I'm crashing out ⓘ This user is currently doing 120mph in an active school zone

Can I buy an AR-15, or do I have to own an AR-1 through AR-14 to understand it?

Don't be afraid

Afab housing? You mean:

Are you from Tennessee? Cause you seem pretty fucking racist.

When someone follows me and they have "dog lover" in bio, I have to wonder if they mean like actual dogs or ones that bark for sexual gratification and post about 9/11.

Delphis' last convo before surgery was her laughing at this tweet.

They're mining bitcoin in my body (I have a fever).

Calling my wife a trainee, not cause I want to say the tslur, but cause she is a dog.

transgender is like crab rangoon