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obama, of course, was much better known for his less-wholesome aerial surprises

isn't it funny how we drive on a parkway, but park in a driveway and then stop the car and turn off the radio and sit there in that driveway sobbing as rain hits the windshield and we wonder where it all went wrong

Happy 55th Annual ‘Oregon Blew Up a Whale’ Day, to all who celebrate

Defcon 1 level fuck up, that’s all he was

It is obscene that British media, and her own mother, have fully obscured that Brianna Ghey was murdered. They've just glossed right over it, smoothly turning it into a narrative about suicide as if that is what happened.

god i hope something actually comes from this latest round of "valve is working on a new steam controller" rumors it's the easiest slam dunk in history, just take a steam deck and cut out the middle part. what's taking so long

no, that's a common misconception. Zelda is the princess, the dude in green is Zelda's Monster

one of my favorite things about FFT is its commitment to historical accuracy, as it harkens back to a time when soldiers trained for battle by gathering around and throwing rocks at each other all day under the watchful gaze of a wise but powerless frog

just keep passing around the same 20 minutes of executive function

(the many suitors inspecting my sewing work in turn, then whispering amongst themselves as i stand at a distance, smiling) “she is pretty—marvelous to look upon, really—but… erm, do you also get the sense she’s a bit… stupid?”

why the hell would you spend $800 on those dopey ass clownshoes when you could instead make the cultured choice and create your own one-of-a-kind chuck taylors on their website, or even make some custom slip-on Vans featuring any jpg you wish, for about $100? Look at this one I made a while back!

I'm werner herzog and this is jackass

one time was cleaning in the speaker room at circuit city when some customer came in and was a huge asshole at me before turning around and walking directly into the glass wall i just windexed and then falling on his ass

Please help, I've fallen down the Temu screaming goat throw pillow rabbithole

We should eat the Supreme Court.

"babies are born worshipping unknown gods" is one of the most incredible dwarf fortress bugs i have heard of. its poetry.

we love the orbwife

perennial reminder: if someone positively references the essay "hot allostatic load" as explanatory or justificatory in nearly any context, you can safely assume without any further reading that the person has a long list of credible allegations against them without fail, especially if they're cis.

Bringing this back. Canadians shut the fuck up about universal healthcare in the replies about healthcare premium increases challenge

oh GODDAMNIT lumines is out already fuck fuck fuck

there was always more than one, that's why he wasn't called jame

actually choked on my drink at the last part

fishing minigames

it would be pretty cool if treating all the Bonds as one person was a *in universe thing* like before you can become bond you have to learn your entire new life history like it's yours and everyone talks and acts like you're the person they know just looking different

when you’re seasonally depressed but the gov is in shambles

james bond does a simpsons crossover and the clash between their respective Continuity-Maintaining Time Distortion Fields rips a hole in the fabric of reality

skies of arcadia fans:

look, all we want is for selecting text on the phone to not be a frustrating, finicky ordeal. can you just fucking do that instead. please

sidenote: i once met a man named Wilbert Gilbert III yes, he was the third in a proud line of Wilberts Gilbert

The Edmund Fitzgwrald sinking on the same day Dr Manhattan's circulatory system appeared in the kitchen cannot possibly be a coincidence

"but doctor," pagliacci said, "did you even read my chart? the name's right there at the top"

i can't believe the ruling class hijacked the system designed by the ruling class to benefit the ruling class

When I'm lesbian but I see a fine man: He got me going off Broadway

cow cubes but it's inside the cube from cube

that just means we get to watch them eat shit twice in the same year

they just love admitting this shit out loud, man

Hamburger helps those that help themselves

books have no tech tree, no fog of war

fair use kink; you can fuck me me whenever you want without a license as long as I am being used for criticism, commentary, satire or research purposes

oh my god

currently doing disgusting things on my first run of cloverpit

They're pepper spraying babies now

cow cubes but it's inside the cube from cube

1. nothing good ever happens between 12:00 and 4:00pm 2. you always eat the burger first and then the fries, except maybe you can have one or two fries first idk 3. thou shalt not covet thy neighbor's passability 4. fourthmeal 5. don't ever preorder a game you fool

1. Just keep swimming 2.Just keep swimming 3.Just keep swimming 4. Don't kill yourself 5. Fuck it we ball

it absolutely got delayed because they're doing chatgpt shit with the dialog trees and it's all a dumpster fire