Gonna need the next president to make paywalled news sites illegal

Buffy Summers’ evil twin Suffer Bummies

Gluing big bodacious honkeroonies on the monopoly dog

waking up in 2026 like

The best thing about Bluesky is how much influencers hate it here

Legal hack: if you show up to court with a big dusty legal tome opened to a random page, claim whatever you want then slam it shut, they just give it to you no one wants to try to find whatever page that was

“Introduce yourself with what almost killed you” Neurodivergent people:

we did it! a perfectly structured democracy. it's got checks, it's got balances. this thing is made to last. there's only one weakness: bad guys. if somehow some bad guys who don't care about decorum got elected they could basically just tip the whole thing over. luckily such men are unelectable

Gluing big bodacious honkeroonies on the monopoly dog

Legal hack: if you show up to court with a big dusty legal tome opened to a random page, claim whatever you want then slam it shut, they just give it to you no one wants to try to find whatever page that was

“Introduce yourself with what almost killed you” Neurodivergent people:

why though?

Anyone who gets clout here hates it and I think that's great

The best thing about Bluesky is how much influencers hate it here

It’s 2026. It’s time to: -block will Stancil -delete Twitter -bring me pictures of spider-man!

Gonna need the next president to make paywalled news sites illegal

Buffy Summers’ evil twin Suffer Bummies

when overdosing on late nineties teenage horror dramadies, it's important to pause the streaming video, so as to buffer the vampire slayer

"what do you expect dems, who have NO POWER, to do???" and then they do this 8 times a month

@zohrankmamdani.bsky.social, could you please establish an official NYC Mayor account on Bluesky and post everything your office is currently posting on X over here? And please remove all city accounts from X, which has become a CSAM creation and distribution site? No money for Musk, ever, please.

There’s no way the rising trend of boomers not knowing their FB posts are being published on Threads has nothing to do with this

Still have a bunch of these in various colorways if you’re feeling ways about things www.keithdecent.com/shop/Souveni... #bsnm 🧶

Also in relation TO ALL THAT AND A BAG OF CHIPS Nazi Germany wasn't conquered, GERMANY was LIBERATED.

Still have a bunch of these in various colorways if you’re feeling ways about things www.keithdecent.com/shop/Souveni... #bsnm 🧶

“Where is JD Vance?” “Who was in the Michelangelo suit?” Let me save you some time

Do you think they all find out what suit Trump is wearing to the meeting then each go out on a similar suit, and then all just sit around pretending to be guys with the same exact taste in suits?

actually i prefer savory caroline

We had a good run

My sister-in-law works at the midnight oil factory — yeah she says it’s the same stuff as the regular oil comes out of the same vat and everything

Do you think they all find out what suit Trump is wearing to the meeting then each go out on a similar suit, and then all just sit around pretending to be guys with the same exact taste in suits?

“Where is JD Vance?” “Who was in the Michelangelo suit?” Let me save you some time

New Game Plus: so you uh, wanna play the whole thing over again? Me: no thanks New Game Plus: you get to keep all your stuff… Me: nah New Game Plus: we made the game worse Me: I’m listening

everywhere I go, you seem to grab ahold but I'm done using diplomatic means this whole planet's built for you and the solar system too you're black hole not a singularity ain't got time for no hegemony

this wouldn’t be happening if cuomo was mayor

Australian Lord of the Rings: “We are being pursued.” “Uruk Hai?” “I’m fine, thanks, but those big monster guys with the face paint are after us.”

waking up in 2026 like

Almost definitely a war being started as a recruitment tool for ICE

“Ok surely the CSAM generator will get ppl to stop using Twitter” -person who completely underestimates what posters will put up with to not have to face their insecurities

The best part about being on dating apps was definitely seeing which of my wife’s friends were cheating on their husbands

New Game Plus: so you uh, wanna play the whole thing over again? Me: no thanks New Game Plus: you get to keep all your stuff… Me: nah New Game Plus: we made the game worse Me: I’m listening

“Ok surely the CSAM generator will get ppl to stop using Twitter” -person who completely underestimates what posters will put up with to not have to face their insecurities

The old world is dying and the new world is waiting to be born. Now… is the time of morons

Australian Lord of the Rings: “We are being pursued.” “Uruk Hai?” “I’m fine, thanks, but those big monster guys with the face paint are after us.”

A first beta of my 2D game library Karl2D is now available: github.com/karl-zylinsk... It's raylib-like, written in Odin, has emscripten-free web builds and easy to modify.

This does seem just a little bit bad! Idk the sort of thing you’d think politicians might distance themselves from or something!

Apparently OoenAI is interested in doing a Joann’s Fabrics to Pinterest

i've never liked battle royale games but it occurs to me they're popularity reflects capitalism- an ever shrinking playing field where you fight tooth and nail over limited resources until one person "wins" by killing everyone else, becoming lord of an unpopulated wasteland

Possibly a bad idea to listen to a band in the shop whose guitar tone can accurately be described as “malfunctioning CNC”