Keith Decent
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waking up in 2026 like
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Gonna need the next president to make paywalled news sites illegal
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Buffy Summers’ evil twin Suffer Bummies
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Gluing big bodacious honkeroonies on the monopoly dog
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waking up in 2026 like
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The best thing about Bluesky is how much influencers hate it here
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Legal hack: if you show up to court with a big dusty legal tome opened to a random page, claim whatever you want then slam it shut, they just give it to you no one wants to try to find whatever page that was
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“Introduce yourself with what almost killed you” Neurodivergent people:
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more mr. nice guy
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we did it! a perfectly structured democracy. it's got checks, it's got balances. this thing is made to last. there's only one weakness: bad guys. if somehow some bad guys who don't care about decorum got elected they could basically just tip the whole thing over. luckily such men are unelectable
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Gluing big bodacious honkeroonies on the monopoly dog
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Legal hack: if you show up to court with a big dusty legal tome opened to a random page, claim whatever you want then slam it shut, they just give it to you no one wants to try to find whatever page that was
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“Introduce yourself with what almost killed you” Neurodivergent people:
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Sage Divinorum 🏳️⚧️
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why though?
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The Ugly Machine
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Anyone who gets clout here hates it and I think that's great
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The best thing about Bluesky is how much influencers hate it here
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It’s 2026. It’s time to: -block will Stancil -delete Twitter -bring me pictures of spider-man!
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Gonna need the next president to make paywalled news sites illegal
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Buffy Summers’ evil twin Suffer Bummies
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when overdosing on late nineties teenage horror dramadies, it's important to pause the streaming video, so as to buffer the vampire slayer
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dillo (wiglet tuttle)
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"what do you expect dems, who have NO POWER, to do???" and then they do this 8 times a month
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Greg Pak
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@zohrankmamdani.bsky.social
, could you please establish an official NYC Mayor account on Bluesky and post everything your office is currently posting on X over here? And please remove all city accounts from X, which has become a CSAM creation and distribution site? No money for Musk, ever, please.
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There’s no way the rising trend of boomers not knowing their FB posts are being published on Threads has nothing to do with this
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Still have a bunch of these in various colorways if you’re feeling ways about things
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#bsnm
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Emma Evans
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Also in relation TO ALL THAT AND A BAG OF CHIPS Nazi Germany wasn't conquered, GERMANY was LIBERATED.
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Still have a bunch of these in various colorways if you’re feeling ways about things
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#bsnm
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“Where is JD Vance?” “Who was in the Michelangelo suit?” Let me save you some time
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Do you think they all find out what suit Trump is wearing to the meeting then each go out on a similar suit, and then all just sit around pretending to be guys with the same exact taste in suits?
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alexis simpson
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actually i prefer savory caroline
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weeder
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We had a good run
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kir
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My sister-in-law works at the midnight oil factory — yeah she says it’s the same stuff as the regular oil comes out of the same vat and everything
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Do you think they all find out what suit Trump is wearing to the meeting then each go out on a similar suit, and then all just sit around pretending to be guys with the same exact taste in suits?
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“Where is JD Vance?” “Who was in the Michelangelo suit?” Let me save you some time
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New Game Plus: so you uh, wanna play the whole thing over again? Me: no thanks New Game Plus: you get to keep all your stuff… Me: nah New Game Plus: we made the game worse Me: I’m listening
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Chris Hatfield
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everywhere I go, you seem to grab ahold but I'm done using diplomatic means this whole planet's built for you and the solar system too you're black hole not a singularity ain't got time for no hegemony
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Love Axe - Hegemony (feat. Kathleen Bracken)
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jhII9dqMpCA&list=RDjhII9dqMpCA&start_radio=1
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cartoon dog gf
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this wouldn’t be happening if cuomo was mayor
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Australian Lord of the Rings: “We are being pursued.” “Uruk Hai?” “I’m fine, thanks, but those big monster guys with the face paint are after us.”
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waking up in 2026 like
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Almost definitely a war being started as a recruitment tool for ICE
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“Ok surely the CSAM generator will get ppl to stop using Twitter” -person who completely underestimates what posters will put up with to not have to face their insecurities
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The best part about being on dating apps was definitely seeing which of my wife’s friends were cheating on their husbands
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New Game Plus: so you uh, wanna play the whole thing over again? Me: no thanks New Game Plus: you get to keep all your stuff… Me: nah New Game Plus: we made the game worse Me: I’m listening
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“Ok surely the CSAM generator will get ppl to stop using Twitter” -person who completely underestimates what posters will put up with to not have to face their insecurities
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Siobhan Thompson
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The old world is dying and the new world is waiting to be born. Now… is the time of morons
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Australian Lord of the Rings: “We are being pursued.” “Uruk Hai?” “I’m fine, thanks, but those big monster guys with the face paint are after us.”
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Karl Zylinski
5 days ago
A first beta of my 2D game library Karl2D is now available:
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It's raylib-like, written in Odin, has emscripten-free web builds and easy to modify.
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GitHub - karl-zylinski/karl2d: Odin 2D game library. Beginner friendly and easy to modify.
Odin 2D game library. Beginner friendly and easy to modify. - karl-zylinski/karl2d
https://github.com/karl-zylinski/karl2d
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Jim Waterson
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This does seem just a little bit bad! Idk the sort of thing you’d think politicians might distance themselves from or something!
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Apparently OoenAI is interested in doing a Joann’s Fabrics to Pinterest
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Catbus
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i've never liked battle royale games but it occurs to me they're popularity reflects capitalism- an ever shrinking playing field where you fight tooth and nail over limited resources until one person "wins" by killing everyone else, becoming lord of an unpopulated wasteland
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Possibly a bad idea to listen to a band in the shop whose guitar tone can accurately be described as “malfunctioning CNC”
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