New Game Plus: so you uh, wanna play the whole thing over again? Me: no thanks New Game Plus: you get to keep all your stuff… Me: nah New Game Plus: we made the game worse Me: I’m listening

waking up in 2026 like

waking up in 2026 like

Almost definitely a war being started as a recruitment tool for ICE

Australian Lord of the Rings: “We are being pursued.” “Uruk Hai?” “I’m fine, thanks, but those big monster guys with the face paint are after us.”

“Ok surely the CSAM generator will get ppl to stop using Twitter” -person who completely underestimates what posters will put up with to not have to face their insecurities

The best part about being on dating apps was definitely seeing which of my wife’s friends were cheating on their husbands

New Game Plus: so you uh, wanna play the whole thing over again? Me: no thanks New Game Plus: you get to keep all your stuff… Me: nah New Game Plus: we made the game worse Me: I’m listening

“Ok surely the CSAM generator will get ppl to stop using Twitter” -person who completely underestimates what posters will put up with to not have to face their insecurities

The old world is dying and the new world is waiting to be born. Now… is the time of morons

Australian Lord of the Rings: “We are being pursued.” “Uruk Hai?” “I’m fine, thanks, but those big monster guys with the face paint are after us.”

A first beta of my 2D game library Karl2D is now available: github.com/karl-zylinsk... It's raylib-like, written in Odin, has emscripten-free web builds and easy to modify.

This does seem just a little bit bad! Idk the sort of thing you’d think politicians might distance themselves from or something!

Apparently OoenAI is interested in doing a Joann’s Fabrics to Pinterest

i've never liked battle royale games but it occurs to me they're popularity reflects capitalism- an ever shrinking playing field where you fight tooth and nail over limited resources until one person "wins" by killing everyone else, becoming lord of an unpopulated wasteland

Possibly a bad idea to listen to a band in the shop whose guitar tone can accurately be described as “malfunctioning CNC”

Nothing says “the dead of winter” like the indelicate ringing of stink bugs bouncing off of light bulbs over and over

Love in old cartoons when someone’s suit isnt plaid but just a portal to the plaid dimension

Posting on Threads feels like frantically shoveling coal into the boiler of a train of which we have no control over the destination

Guys over 40 on dating apps:

Me, in the before: "I don't really get why people want 3D printers. Maybe I'll see if I can borrow [eldest child]'s printer to get this print done. Me, 5 minutes after printing The Boat: "Oh no."

You only have 3-5 days to enjoy how Stranger Things ended before influencers start trying to shit on it for attention

also it’s powered by Instagram, which means exploited children are being fed into its gears like it’s Snowpiercer

You only have 3-5 days to enjoy how Stranger Things ended before influencers start trying to shit on it for attention

Posting on Threads feels like frantically shoveling coal into the boiler of a train of which we have no control over the destination

"Waah waah this site is dead anyway, nobody ever engages with my content" everything you say has the precise cadence of someone jangling a keychain in front of a toddler.

I think it's so funny when people who are used to Playing An Algorithm go to new social media sites that haven't really implemented much Algorithm, and find themselves flailing because they're posting Correctly but they're not getting anywhere near the numbers they do on solidified Algoritm sites.

Ok now you can officially start blaming shit on Mamdani

Ok now you can officially start blaming shit on Mamdani

2025 was one of the most challenging and least rewarding years of my life, both personally and professionally. But that’s ok because it gave me something my most successful years never did: clarity

I can’t wait to explain to my grandchildren how I was a Veteran of the Christmas War by crashing out in a Starbucks

There are only 359 days left to win the War on Christmas

2025 was one of the most challenging and least rewarding years of my life, both personally and professionally. But that’s ok because it gave me something my most successful years never did: clarity

The two that stand out are the woman who told me her karaoke song was dedicated to me (the DJ) and handed me a slip for a very infamous Nirvana song And the girl at a party that told me without jest that she wanted to flay me and wear my skin

Miss me with the Bluesky wrapped made by the AI guy

It’s the final day to appreciate how unfortunately useful this post has been throughout 2025 Here’s hoping for a less unnervingly accurate pinned post in 2026

Guys over 40 on dating apps:

[confessional door slides open] forgive me father, for I have sinned. I can't stop going to glory holes [second door slides open]

It’s the final day to appreciate how unfortunately useful this post has been throughout 2025 Here’s hoping for a less unnervingly accurate pinned post in 2026

Oh boy. Well there was this guy who got REAL mad and made like 15 posts trying to prove I was spreading disinformation because he didn’t understand a Parks and Rec reference Let’s see what else..

guy who put on a mushroom hat for 2 seconds on stream 3 years ago: What is up Fun-guys and Myco-babes? We are back in The Shroom Room. I’m Mr Mushroom and my Magical Mushroom Cap says it’s time to get Hyph’d! Don’t forget to Shroomscribe to earn Spore-coins. Ok let’s get this mycelium fruiting!

Bluesky is crazy because a TON of really successful, smart, accomplished people follow me here but then the 12,000 others are all sleeper agents who will only ever be shown one of my posts and it will be the one they understand the least and are the most sensitive about

A real Montana town would be named Shit Butte. Don't these people know anything?

Call me a child left behind cause this bush got me acting stupid

I honestly and realistically thought that these jokes were so idiot proof that no one would mistake them for real posts. Thats on me

How dare anyone joke, we are in literal hell

These two were so on the nose that my brain refused to believe they weren’t doing a bit:

Oh boy. Well there was this guy who got REAL mad and made like 15 posts trying to prove I was spreading disinformation because he didn’t understand a Parks and Rec reference Let’s see what else..