Only time I’ve ever laughed out loud at Trump is the video where he calls out “I hear the gays for Trump are here, folks, where are gays for Trump?” A guy says “woo!” and Trump, looking slightly crestfallen, holds the mic an inch from his mouth and says “you don’t look gay.”

Despite my loathing, this is genuinely fucking hilarious, sorry

This is genuinely horrifying. Fact-free far-right agitprop given accolades by credible media across the political spectrum.

Meta does this AI-assisted translation thing for videos where they not only replace your voice with a deepfaked, translated version of your voice, they also change the way your mouth moves. I could send this to an older family member and they would 100% believe I had learned Hindi

Then scram?

Is she even gonna last a year? Real talk

Progress continues! Merry Christmas.

My wife refers to “Godzilla vs. Kong” as “King Kong vs. Gorilla” and it makes me laugh every time

More musicals. All ages. Kid musicals, grown up musicals. Period pieces. Sci fi. We need MORE. MUSICALS.

One thing about ChatGPT is that it has totally ruined the word “chaos” in casual conversation for me

*shoots gun into the air to get everybody’s attention* Hey…….. are you guys mad at me

Can’t think of a news org that lit their credibility on fire faster than this

WATCH: Here's the segment CBS News pulled from "60 Minutes" last night

Goodness that was easy

This is due to it being ripped off Canadian shelves. You would think that a lot of people usually in Trump's corner would be angrier about him taking a blowtorch to one of the American heartland's most iconic industries simply because he wanted to run his mouth about Canada becoming a state.

people will honestly be like "I don't get why people are weirded out by Mr Beast he's giving money away!"

Most gym etiquette rules are fake, but I just had somebody interrupt me mid-set (my first) to ask me if it was my last set while I had headphones in and heavy weights in my hands and you probably shouldn’t do that

The Olivia Nuzzi story and the Bari Weiss at CBS story are the same story, which is that the upper echelons of legacy media are absolutely rife with people who worship power and don't feel burdened by any sense of responsibility to their profession or the public.

(A guy named Trevor just called me a dipshit) My latest in NYT Opinion: American Democracy is falling. Is Trevorism to blame?

Refusing to break Watergate because I want to land an interview with Nixon first

CC: AOC, Mamdani, and everybody else who is still using Twitter and allowing their comment sections to be mini Klan rallies

Beast mode

Fascinated by this week's martyr on the right, a woman who they think was unfairly fired from her school bus job simply because she (checks notes)... decided to unilaterally ban speaking Spanish on her school bus without consulting any of her bosses?

Adios

(Eyes rolling back as I begin to recite every opera ever written)

With the Kennedy center name change and the East Wing being demolished, I think Trump is way more concerned about leaving a legacy on Important Buildings than anything else. He's got people who are frantically trying to remake the country but him? He's mostly focused on the idea of being history

Some young men might be okay.

"Has feminism failed women brought to you by bank of america" is my MKULTRA sleeper agent activation phrase

Shapiro is annoyed about podcasters trafficking in conspiracy for the same reason Burger King gets annoyed when a McDonalds is built across the street

I‘ve met a lot of white academic men like this and they usually withhold something to make themselves sound more oppressed than they are. In this case, though, Colin is very open that he didn’t submit required job materials… so yeah. That’ll make getting a job hard, dude.

Brutal numbers for food in the latest inflation report: - bananas rose 6.7 percent in the past year -beef and veal rose by 15.8 percent -coffee, which rose 18.8 percent in the last year. www.independent.co.uk/news/world/a...

Having both Drake and Kendrick on there, yeah he’s a politician alright

Y'know, between having an affair in an arena full of 10,000 cameras and then revisiting said affair in the nation's biggest newspaper after everybody's forgotten about it, I'm beginning to think this lady does not have the best judgement

Doesn't really change that Brooks wrote an Op Ed saying to drop the Epstein files without mentioning he's been around Epstein. The NYT is already an elitist joke at this point though, so I reckon they might as well keep Brooks. Promote him, even

David Brooks, who wrote in the NYT last month, "The Epstein Story? Count Me Out" is... in the latest Epstein photo dump published by @oversightdemocrats.house.gov. He should absolutely be fired by NYT for this. Major conflict of interest that he didn't disclose.

(In car) Me: Kids, do you wanna listen to some Spice Girls? 4 y/o: YEAH! 2 y/o: (horrified) TOO SPICY!!

Really wacky that we’re like “hitting is NEVER okay! Unless you are hitting a child!”

This would probably be very exciting if social media was my job and not just a hobby

As a white millennial man I disavow all of this. A white man is one of the easiest things to be

New Frankenstein realization from Del Toro is definitely a heater but I think he should've gotten even more fucked-up with it

Fascinating. The USA is like a big casino where the house always wins, and that house is weapons contractors and the defense industry

Canadians have been avoiding the US for all leisure travel despite the US having warm weather and desirable locations. Maybe skiing, one of the things available in abundance in every single Canadian province, will be the activity to lure Canadians south once again. Brilliant.

Front page story on Fox News is reporting about a furry club with 17 members. Over 2k comments. What ever happened to not giving a shit

I love it when babies/toddlers are named "Linus." Peak name for small people

80 lbs down as of this morning, feeling more comfortable, energetic, and moving much better.

wake up babe, new "I Love My Cybertruck but Regretably [sic] I Don't Have Something Positive to Say" content just dropped www.torquenews.com/11826/tesla-...

Born too early to have my brain nuked by technology. Born too late to have my brain nuked by technology. Born just in time to watch kids and old people be driven insane by chat bots

If we are banning cell phones for kids we need to be talking about banning chatbots for boomers www.persuasion.community/p/my-chatgpt...

Ultimately I believe there is an important distinction to be made between body modification for aesthetic/religious reasons and body modification because you are trying to make your body look more like someone else’s does naturally, or how your own body looked previously. The latter discomforts me.

It’s funny, but as somebody who is heavily tattooed and regularly has my skin abused by needles in the process, the evenly spaced lip filler injection sites make me so uncomfortable for reasons I can’t fully articulate