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the power of friendship is helping me defeat the egg
7 months ago
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it's cool that I could be a death qualified juror now because I believe donald trump deserves the death penalty
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car wheels on a gravel road is a christmas album
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twitter right now is awash in fake images purporting to be from Nolan's Odyssey, some AI generated, others just stills from other movies. this one has almost a million views, and you need privileges to see proposed community notes to see it's not real.
about 6 hours ago
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saw a Nazi guy on twitter arguing that Hitler as an artist understood perspective better than Picasso
about 7 hours ago
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sally, I have some magic beans to sell you. DM for details.
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about 8 hours ago
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need suggestions for a game with local co-op, at least some rpg elements, and without a 1st or 3rd person camera that moves constantly (swinging cameras make my partner nauseated). I've already dug pretty deep on this, so the more obscure the better.
about 8 hours ago
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about 8 hours ago
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hold on. depending on the meaning of that gun emoji we should let him cook
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about 8 hours ago
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Alan Grofield
about 8 hours ago
With the additional add on that even if someone did confess, there is a universal affirmative defense, available to any charge, of āI sincerely believed my conduct was legal at the timeā
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love being reminded that Eric Lipton thinks you prove intent by, I guess, cracking open the person's skull and seeing what the neurons are up to rather than through an obvious logical inference
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about 8 hours ago
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hold up. graeme wood is only 46?
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about 9 hours ago
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Laminariales
about 9 hours ago
"Non c'ĆØ modo di impedirlo", afferma l'unica nazione in cui questo accade regolarmente.
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further proof that Desantis should be a Calabrian dirt farmer paying protection money to an 'Ndrangheta underboss while his mother spends all day wearing black and crying in the street because her favorite son was shot so many times by a rival crew that he needed a closed casket funeral
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about 10 hours ago
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no it says here Lari Weiss
about 22 hours ago
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MAGAKenny88: Trump laid the perfect trap with the Epstein release! so many Dems are implicated. Trump later the day: And then you see Bill Clinton, who just wanted to enjoy a hot tub, being treated very unfairly
about 23 hours ago
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people wishing that Nolan used more accurate armor for the Odyssey are not appreciating just how stupid mycenaean greek armor looked
about 24 hours ago
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main thing I remember about Philip Rivers
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Dan OāSullivan
1 day ago
Update from today: l m a o
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dying of cancer because my doctor was too busy trying to commit election intimidation
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1 day ago
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SC Johnson, a family company? more like see my johnson, family and company.
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1 day ago
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reading an email from my doctor saying I need to bring my cholesterol down while eating prosciutto and butter on a baguette
1 day ago
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there's so much dumb guy's idea of a smart guy pro-AI commentary. like, yes it's true that while data center water usage sounds like a lot, it is a very small amount of the global supply. but the problem with *that* point is that is assumes fresh water is evenly distributed across the globe.
1 day ago
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has anyone's brain ever been more cooked at such a young age?
1 day ago
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she's doing this even as every right winger with a platform is openly celebrating that she pulled the story to protect their precious president's feelings. what is even the point?
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1 day ago
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it's weird that the British over anglicize the pronunciation of every loan word, including most food terms, but then when they say croissant they sound like a clerk at a Paris boulangerie correcting a tourist from Iowa
1 day ago
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I don't know what everyone is complaining about. 60 Minutes replaced the CECOT segment with a rerun of a classic piece and it was seamless.
1 day ago
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Alex Blechman
1 day ago
Welcome to 60 Minutes. Our top story tonight is Snakes: Natureās Spaghetti
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attention people who put a box of "free" junk on the curb on a rainy day: I'm on to you
1 day ago
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bari's issue with the CECOT story? simply not enough bland observations from a tourist in australia
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2 days ago
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nicki minaj one of the funniest possible people in the world to become a maga moralist
2 days ago
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if you make fun of any of the weird posthumous charlie kirk stuff on twitter there are serious centrist guys who will tell you you are being, like, racist against maga culture
2 days ago
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this man is human garbage. he belongs in a zoo.
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2 days ago
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I'm a really dumb guy so it's really funny that I'm smarter than the huge number of important people who took bari weiss seriously
2 days ago
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Eric Goldman
2 days ago
An attorney couldn't stop using Grok (?!) to help draft filings, producing "a flood of tainted filings" & apparently triggering the implosion of a law firm & 3 lawyers' careers š¤šµ The court called her misconduct "particularly egregious & prolific"
cases.justia.com/federal/dist...
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https://cases.justia.com/federal/district-courts/mississippi/msndce/1:2024cv00074/49169/79/0.pdf
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Elon Green
2 days ago
āI am a journalist affiliated with Substackā is a remarkable sequence of words.
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I don't operate under any illusion that Virginia is gonna elect a left wing dem to the senate but he doesn't have to be such a weenie
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2 days ago
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3 but put those babies on some fully adjustable arms for God's sake
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2 days ago
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whole thing looks like she's Celine Dion in the middle of a 3 hour set that's bringing the house down
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2 days ago
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Vivek Ramaswamy gave his body and soul to MAGA and they won't even let him call himself an American
2 days ago
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lol wait Michael Tracey wrote a letter to the judge overseeing the Epstein case to complain about the victims in the case, and he is now saying the victims are to blame for the redactions (all redactions were made by the DOJ)
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My Letter to Judge Berman re: United States of America v. Jeffrey Epstein
The following letter has just been submitted, at 8:15pm EST, to Judge Richard M.
https://www.mtracey.net/p/my-letter-to-judge-berman
2 days ago
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the way conservatives view every person to their left as having the exact same ideology is helpful to their movement in some respects but you can see how it's counterproductive in how invested they are in thinking that anyone left of center cares that bill clinton was involved with epstein
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Acyn
4 days ago
Tapper: This is one of the documents the DOJ released. Itās 100 pages. Itās all black. Thatās the transparency weāre getting.
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guy who thinks Roman J. Israel, Esq. is zionist propaganda
2 days ago
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Stella Sacco
3 days ago
This is explained in a long, unmissable scene *halfway through the movie*, not the ending, and then further discussed about a hundred fucking times before said ending. I despise this era of internet
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these people are just perverts for human suffering and every decade or so they hold society hostage with some stupid new complaint
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3 days ago
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matt your judgment was that Biden was doing fine during his reelection campaign
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3 days ago
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as we know the real scandal is that taibbi's posts did not receive an algorithm boost commensurate with his stature in 2019
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3 days ago
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he was her rock...
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