no it says here Lari Weiss

MAGAKenny88: Trump laid the perfect trap with the Epstein release! so many Dems are implicated. Trump later the day: And then you see Bill Clinton, who just wanted to enjoy a hot tub, being treated very unfairly

people wishing that Nolan used more accurate armor for the Odyssey are not appreciating just how stupid mycenaean greek armor looked

main thing I remember about Philip Rivers

Update from today: l m a o

dying of cancer because my doctor was too busy trying to commit election intimidation

SC Johnson, a family company? more like see my johnson, family and company.

reading an email from my doctor saying I need to bring my cholesterol down while eating prosciutto and butter on a baguette

there's so much dumb guy's idea of a smart guy pro-AI commentary. like, yes it's true that while data center water usage sounds like a lot, it is a very small amount of the global supply. but the problem with *that* point is that is assumes fresh water is evenly distributed across the globe.

has anyone's brain ever been more cooked at such a young age?

she's doing this even as every right winger with a platform is openly celebrating that she pulled the story to protect their precious president's feelings. what is even the point?

it's weird that the British over anglicize the pronunciation of every loan word, including most food terms, but then when they say croissant they sound like a clerk at a Paris boulangerie correcting a tourist from Iowa

I don't know what everyone is complaining about. 60 Minutes replaced the CECOT segment with a rerun of a classic piece and it was seamless.

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attention people who put a box of "free" junk on the curb on a rainy day: I'm on to you

bari's issue with the CECOT story? simply not enough bland observations from a tourist in australia

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nicki minaj one of the funniest possible people in the world to become a maga moralist

if you make fun of any of the weird posthumous charlie kirk stuff on twitter there are serious centrist guys who will tell you you are being, like, racist against maga culture

this man is human garbage. he belongs in a zoo.

I'm a really dumb guy so it's really funny that I'm smarter than the huge number of important people who took bari weiss seriously

An attorney couldn't stop using Grok (?!) to help draft filings, producing "a flood of tainted filings" & apparently triggering the implosion of a law firm & 3 lawyers' careers 🤖😵 The court called her misconduct "particularly egregious & prolific" cases.justia.com/federal/dist...

“I am a journalist affiliated with Substack” is a remarkable sequence of words.

I don't operate under any illusion that Virginia is gonna elect a left wing dem to the senate but he doesn't have to be such a weenie

3 but put those babies on some fully adjustable arms for God's sake

whole thing looks like she's Celine Dion in the middle of a 3 hour set that's bringing the house down

Vivek Ramaswamy gave his body and soul to MAGA and they won't even let him call himself an American

lol wait Michael Tracey wrote a letter to the judge overseeing the Epstein case to complain about the victims in the case, and he is now saying the victims are to blame for the redactions (all redactions were made by the DOJ) www.mtracey.net/p/my-letter-...

the way conservatives view every person to their left as having the exact same ideology is helpful to their movement in some respects but you can see how it's counterproductive in how invested they are in thinking that anyone left of center cares that bill clinton was involved with epstein

Tapper: This is one of the documents the DOJ released. It’s 100 pages. It’s all black. That’s the transparency we’re getting.

guy who thinks Roman J. Israel, Esq. is zionist propaganda

This is explained in a long, unmissable scene *halfway through the movie*, not the ending, and then further discussed about a hundred fucking times before said ending. I despise this era of internet

these people are just perverts for human suffering and every decade or so they hold society hostage with some stupid new complaint

matt your judgment was that Biden was doing fine during his reelection campaign

as we know the real scandal is that taibbi's posts did not receive an algorithm boost commensurate with his stature in 2019

he was her rock...

I thought the bondi DOJ would try to be sly about redacting trump from the epstein files but it seems like they are practically rubbing everyone's face in it

ah hahaha

patel always gets his man... if the man kills himself or is turned in by his own dad

the lost art of kerning

imagining a dumb guy who sees an AME Zion Church and thinks it's an Israel thing. this has probably happened many times.

When Candace Owens said in 2019 that Hitler was good until he started foreign wars because he was just trying to Make Germany Great Again, she perfectly predicted the trajectory of young stupid conservative thought on the subject.

okay one more because this is just hilarious idiocy

Zohran Mamdani scares the ADL more than these guys and I think it's fair to ask why

it's mostly due to the right wing fake news fever swamp successfully infiltrating spanish language evangelicals. I've heard so many stories about any given Hispanic family's stupid uncle spamming the family group chat with complete nonsense pro trump articles before the election.

funniest thing about this piece is that Reingold sought out interviews with well to do parents living in exclusive parts of the city for this piece and then she writes a paragraph that's like "the thing I noticed about all these Mamdani voters is that they're rich prep school kids"

I have no interest in reading this or learning more about this woman but generally speaking I don't think someone's affair should be a matter of public spectacle. whole thing felt very puritanical.

I was never (and I don't think many people were) celebrating brands for being woke but the people who complained about it incessantly were doing so because they wanted this