since Helen Andrews is in the news again, how about everybody enjoy the best TV cspan ever did, where she gets relentlessly demolished as a truly awful person by her *libertarian* ex-boyfriend www.youtube.com/watch?v=EAIT...

love the good people of DC

"Subway guy...not guilty of assault...[Joker voice] wait'll they get a load of me"

He's only doing the sea murders because he can! It's not on anyone's land. Just murdering people on the open seas since such areas aren't anyone's jurisdiction.

regarding Jay Jones, it's not just that Trump talks about killing and assaulting people and that every GOP staffer is in a chat called Hitler's Bunker. it's that Trump is actually murdering people: illegal USAID cuts killing poor kids, people gunned down in the street by masked ICE thugs, etc

incredible photo that's definitely worth at least 1,000 words from Andrew Harnik of Getty

if you can't handle journalists asking clarifying follow up questions you have no business managing reporters. go run a dick's sporting goods

this story repeats as fact that bari weiss requires bodyguards because she receives constant death threats. there is literally no evidence to support this. similar to jk rowling, her "death threats" claim is trusted implicitly despite a clear record as an unhinged fabulist.

finance guys on twitter are like "can't believe zohran hired lina khan. she wants to make it illegal to bundle memecoin futures into junk stocks and sell them to public worker pension plans. the public won't stand for it."

Incredibly gratifying that Virginia (mostly) saw through this bullshit after MAGA pretended not to notice something like 35 separate campaign stops where their favorite president of all time jubilantly riffed on one of his supporters bashing Nancy Pelosi's husband's skull in with a hammer

one of the weirder things about the jay jones controversy is that republicans and media elites are so up in arms that he said the right doesn't care about suffering unless it's personal, but like everyone knows this is true, to the point that it's a tired punchline.

thank you ross. real diversity of opinion here.

At last we are recreating the Mad Men office environment from the hit TV show “don’t recreate the Mad Men office environment”

the princess treatment stuff on social media is breaking a lot of young minds I fear

Cool. What would you call the other wing then? www.nytimes.com/2025/11/03/u...

ADL has had problems for a long time but just a few years ago it was doing fairly reputable extremism research. now it's being rebuked by Joe Scarborough of all people for assigning itself as Mamdani's hall monitor and preemptively blaming all antisemitism on him.

I fucking hate cyclists on the sidewalk and it's everywhere in DC. my street has a dedicated bike lane and people still do it. with e-bikes and scooters too.

this reads like it’s the national review in 2009 exposing obama as a secret communist

doing an even stupider beer summit tracks with the general trajectory of society

I hope you're happy: Alan Dershowitz has been forced to issue a statement on the fake Post headline

why did a mosquito just land on my arm on november 5

curious if this is a difference between British and American usage. not a Fallon fan but I don't consider "buddy" especially gendered, and the only named commentator who reacted negatively is British. www.thepinknews.com/2025/11/03/j...

pretty sure anyone who watches one of those sub-fox streaming news channels like oann or my pillow tv is hearing today that all of yesterday's elections were completely fraudulent

justice roberts supports every trump admin policy except the tariffs. certified treatler.

should have a neon cursive sign below it that says like "Drink wine and be happy"

dawg not the steakhouse wedding font

will be interesting to see how they try to blame a global recession on mamdani

the jay jones win means we are in for an unprecedented level of republicans describing trump's misconduct as "mean tweets"

I like how Krasner winning an almost unprecedented third term as Philly DA by stomping the walrus mustached city court judge who quit the bench to try to take him out first in the primary and again as a Republican in the general isn’t even folded into the national Dem sweep coverage.

Jay Jones makes the people of Alexandria look cool

what are conservatives going to say when burqas are not in fact mandated in NYC 6 months from now? literally nothing because zero accountability is imposed on them

that was fun. looking forward to seeing mamdani square off against cuomo again in the february semifinals.

trump just has the magic touch, somehow, and none of these other knuckleheads are able to replicate it at the ballot box without his help. a big reason to fear he'll try to make an illegal 2028 run: the whole party knows he's the only one with the sauce.

Jay Jones already scouting locations for Republican labor camps

Bill Ackman gotta be on the third draft of a tweet longer than Middlemarch right now

Jay Jones did it. Murder is now legal in the state of Virginia.

hard to think of a bigger failure in political consulting than Matt Bennett. He staged the Dukakis tank photo op, worked for Wes Clark's presidential campaign, and campaigned for moderate gun control legislation in the early 2000s

the british right wing lady who is favorably cited in anders brevik's manifesto traveled to nyc to yell at people about mamdani lol

muslim person: hello, I am a muslim person debra messing:

microsoft teams is actually good because if you're late for a meeting you can just say "sorry, i was trying to join but the teams app made me log in 3 times then just showed a loading icon for 5 minutes" and no one can really question it

banning plastic bags?

really hope Jay Jones pulls it out in Virginia today. would be an important refutation of the conventional beltway wisdom that we all must hit the fainting couch any time a Democrat is mean to a Republican.

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there's going to be outright claims of a voter fraud conspiracy of course but they're also developing a "soft" fraud theory that the ballot design somehow gives mamdani an unfair edge

(Cornel West beginning eulogy) Brother Dick

*Dave Chappelle getting really serious 50 minutes in a set* My friend Dick Cheney died. He fucking died.

this kinda thing is annoying but tbh it was worse on old twitter when guys who were self described joke men would act the exact same way

let that be a lesson to you: commit war crimes and you'll die at an old age 22 years later surrounded by loved ones

this New York mayoral race has been going on for something like 5 years now and frankly I'm skeptical that it will actually ever end