The full spiked 60 Minutes CECOT package, clean & subtitled. 1/5

If you begin Star Trek: Voyager episode Spirit Folk at exactly 11:49:35 on New Year's Eve, Ensign Harry Kim will kiss a cow as the clock strikes midnight. Join in a very dumb annual tradition and start 2026 off on the right hoof.

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chat how do we feel about comfy satin pajamas (toes censored in a god honoring way)

fave pic of 2025 ^_^

it’s chili’s time

chat do people still wear rompers

smoking a whole thesaurus smoking that cacophonous

the one thing i hate more than dogmatic certainty being used to deny people agency is uncertainty that is used to deny people agency laissez faire uncertainty about life is the only ethical worldview

>2087 >jack into the omninet to chill with your polycule >your soyfriend tells you xhe has a new gf >oh shit new metamour >she’s a puppy girl just like you >fuck yeah >she logs in >see a crackling pyramid of obsidian lightning wearing puppy ears >”a fucking clanker???” >banned for 2020s style racism

my account is a safe space for AI researchers you matter you belong you are loved

"mega woke anti-ai creationist isn't real, she can't hurt you" mega woke anti-ai creationist:

real question for journalism people: what stops someone from just straight up making up off-the-record anonymous comments and insider tips like who would know

the goal is to subtly demonstrate that you won’t be punished for saying the n-word similar to congress not punishing sitting members for calling trans people “tranny” although even the new york times just prints the word “tranny” uncensored but will censor the word “fuck” in the same article

“Please be a rock,” Toad croaked, “I won’t go back to jail. I won’t.”

I would get electroshock therapy for fun. I would pay $100 and do it for an hour and laugh with glee

tgirl truckers naming their companies shit like Trans Trans

hell yes sister

just lol if you use fedtok going forward

open your eyes

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there is a perfect hyperdimensional jewel made of every word a human being has ever written, and all the correspondences between those words. people mostly use it to get insane household repair tips or jerk off. i guess it basically runs the government now

me when I‘m reading my pdfs

hell yes sister

me: i packed 4 pairs of shoes lily: GOOD LORD YEAH YOURE DEFINITELY A WOMAN THATS FOR SURE

oh what’s this? you’re begging for me to turn you on? you must really love this induction then, isn’t that right slut? you love feeling how my words push all that raw heat right out of your innermost areas *snap* good stove

vfs scheduled for may! but i have to get yet another therapist letter confirming i have gender dysphoria for insurance i have like 7 of these

It seems like we can't escape the many variants of this image that resurge from time to time 😆

the monroe doctrine is just our version of the iron curtain when you think about it

chat is it over

they want u to drown the toilet rat i refuse

told my grandpa there were 5 new pronouns this year and he just died on the spot

videos that make u wet

"time is controlled by a team of wizards in boulder colorado" yea ok sure. and fort collins is the backup. whatever dude

me

sitting on the couch all day doing laundry and taking cute pics a simple life, but it rules

holiday reminder to hug your friends 🤗

after hearing zohran speak in multiple videos i think i can say with confidence that he could probably do a really good ray romano impression

Reading theory

girls with hairy sniffable pits are armpit bottoms

would yall smoke from the pocket pussy pipe if offered?? lowkey i would

saturdays are for the dolls

BRING BACK OBAMAS QUESORITO

THIS IS TRUMPS AMERICA, IS THIS WHAT YOU VOTED FOR???

trans kids should have access to healthcare. same as cis kids. ANYTHING that their parents and doctors think would have a positive impact. Not complicated.

Woke is back bsky.app/profile/fres...

keep fighting