“Please be a rock,” Toad croaked, “I won’t go back to jail. I won’t.”

I would get electroshock therapy for fun. I would pay $100 and do it for an hour and laugh with glee

tgirl truckers naming their companies shit like Trans Trans

hell yes sister

just lol if you use fedtok going forward

open your eyes

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there is a perfect hyperdimensional jewel made of every word a human being has ever written, and all the correspondences between those words. people mostly use it to get insane household repair tips or jerk off. i guess it basically runs the government now

me when I‘m reading my pdfs

hell yes sister

me: i packed 4 pairs of shoes lily: GOOD LORD YEAH YOURE DEFINITELY A WOMAN THATS FOR SURE

oh what’s this? you’re begging for me to turn you on? you must really love this induction then, isn’t that right slut? you love feeling how my words push all that raw heat right out of your innermost areas *snap* good stove

vfs scheduled for may! but i have to get yet another therapist letter confirming i have gender dysphoria for insurance i have like 7 of these

It seems like we can't escape the many variants of this image that resurge from time to time 😆

the monroe doctrine is just our version of the iron curtain when you think about it

chat is it over

they want u to drown the toilet rat i refuse

told my grandpa there were 5 new pronouns this year and he just died on the spot

videos that make u wet

"time is controlled by a team of wizards in boulder colorado" yea ok sure. and fort collins is the backup. whatever dude

me

sitting on the couch all day doing laundry and taking cute pics a simple life, but it rules

holiday reminder to hug your friends 🤗

after hearing zohran speak in multiple videos i think i can say with confidence that he could probably do a really good ray romano impression

Reading theory

girls with hairy sniffable pits are armpit bottoms

would yall smoke from the pocket pussy pipe if offered?? lowkey i would

saturdays are for the dolls

BRING BACK OBAMAS QUESORITO

THIS IS TRUMPS AMERICA, IS THIS WHAT YOU VOTED FOR???

trans kids should have access to healthcare. same as cis kids. ANYTHING that their parents and doctors think would have a positive impact. Not complicated.

Woke is back bsky.app/profile/fres...

keep fighting

'Magic balls' installed by drones could conquer US market thanks to game-changing performance: 'It's never been like this'

The Department of Health and Human Services has proposed a new set of rules attempting to ban gender-affirming care for transgender youth nationwide. Take action and tell HHS: No bans on gender-affirming care.

holy shitt i can’t believe they made HDG real

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i assume cishet dating is like man: “u have the physiognomy of a common harlot so u can see why im excited for this” woman: no podcasts mentioned yet, so far so good

the UK and the US are totalitarian states every human being deserves privacy and private communications free from outside monitoring

The UK government is completely delusional. www.techradar.com/vpn/vpn-priv...

whoever has access to the complete set of unredacted photos has a moral responsibility to leak them