i love when bro gets smart with me i encourage his growth

straight up disassociating on it

bro stop fucking around and get in solution

if it were not for hope the heart would break, whore

i'm not hypersexual i just like attention

average bryce fan

can i ever stop mourning the love ive destroyed chat

we as a society should get really into apps again

in da computer room

propranolol might actually be a little useful

miss party rocking with you girl

i should force myself to go out but im sleepy

excuse me my son hates you

also fun fact despite the cis lesbian situationship im still gold star t4t transbian my girl cock princess wand has only been in neopussy

i can’t hang out with like any trans woman apparently 🫩

getting eyefucked by a lesbian who thinks im a sissy 🥵

does not compute bruh

i have a post stuck my head that must not be made it is trying to force its way out but i am holding it in with a supernatural fortitude

went to a new psych to refill adhd meds and scored a “moderate-severe” on the depression assessment as a bonus 😌

you should be able to order a disposable vape as a side at mcdonalds

with enough tokens you have not only a robot slave computer but also a friend 🙂

please review my PR I’ll do anything 🥺👉👈

Wait Jay is Why's mom? This website is so crazy.

me when i have a crush on the guy at Bluesky who antagonizes all it’s users constantly

she fucks with me 🌹 she fucks with me not 🥀 she fucks with me 🌹 she fucks with me not 🥀

im not a nothingburger im not a nothingburger im not a nothingburger

kissing a girl named beer

no one’s ever kissed cigarettes with me and it shows

this is hot and all but if we have never interacted before quoting a shitpost referring to me as prey is weird

i remember when girls were cats

inventing new types of discount furniture in my mind

inventing new types of discount furniture in my mind

this is hot and all but if we have never interacted before quoting a shitpost referring to me as prey is weird

bluesky is discord if you just reply embarrassingly fast

they’re inventing a new pokemon that steps on me and is like 8 ft tall

just unfucked your chud

if it was “human pet girl” instead you’d be into it let’s be real

bruh you’re so baby

Spent 4/20 watching Rodrick Rules on kratom the way it was intended to be viewed

my last name is longcock btw

bruh im grouchy

anyone in nyc have surgeon recommendations for an under muscle BA

here on bsky we fuck different

if you take k + melatonin before bed the hatman does visit your nightmares just getting the word out there be safe playa

the users yearn for more cruel and dastardly features

can i get a chopped chud—sorry a chooped chu—sorry chopped chu—FUCK—one bitchless chud please

flay me

pov im looking down at you in disgust you disgust me you’re like some kind of bug

girl who takes adderall and gets tired