alternate universe where we got keta-cola instead of coca-cola

she’s brainstorming ways to architect my despair

Sorry bro im not allowed to talk to you anymore HR just distributed the latest “people who say the r slur” moderation list and you’re on it

Getting diabolically high on ketamine and watching Robots (2005) “highly likely” linked to autism, RFK Jr. says

eating all da ice pops while she’s away

need more cis allies to learn what sissies are so we can get some higher quality transphobia here

cis people try not to find roundabout ways to misgender trans women they disagree with challenge difficulty: impossible

making my fingers all sticky so that i can get away with any crime

oi im chudding ‘ere!

texting the plug and asking if they ever think about me

the same senior engineers raving about test driven development a couple years ago are telling me that I should just let AI write all my unit tests in “2 minutes” after the feature is already implemented and that we “shouldn’t be spending time on this”

Nibblechip Cookie is the last of the true dirtbag left

corn pop and his bad boys were the last of the true dirtbag left

10 Nibblechip Cookie inspired outfits for Fall 2025

drinking a white monster because i cant have her white monster

punching a hole in her parent’s drywall because im nervous

missing nibblechip cookie rn

ai is for writing botched unit tests

coupla snacks

these are my values

holy macaroni

a cheeze-it | case hardened (factory new) split her tooth like a log diva down fr

it’s okay to have issues with how bluesky is run even if there are tools to go elsewhere

Jay, I’m going to make an earnest appeal here. I hope you read it and consider it. The user in question had repeatedly violated the TOS before and was repeatedly reinstated. He writing, full of disinformation, has been cited by the current federal government as reasons to target trans people. /1

im not gonna moderate the site if you’re mean to me

I will be making an offer to buy Bluesky and become the first non chud tech ceo

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waiting for Jay to hit us with this

remember they’re prioritizing this because the trannies got mad not because resist lib bots and blue maga spammers have overrun the site

let them eat waffles

killing myself because sometimes a single cup of coffee in the morning DOES drastically improve my mood and that’s cringe millennial shit

posting too much tonight but i think what genuinely annoys me about the waffles thing is the scenario she was describing is overwhelmingly perpetrated by cis resist libs and bots but the one example she chose to highlight was the one regarding legitimate concerns held by trannies she finds annoying

bluesky is the john mulaney of social media platforms

waiting for Jay to hit us with this

still proud of my membership on the Cope Betas, DeMS-13, Pantyfa, U.S haters, 🚩troublemakers list

beating a dead horse here but if i brought up concerns to someone and they hit me with “WAFFLES 🤪” i’d end my shit honestly

if i get banned it’s because i cared too much

im so tired man 🫩

diva down end of an era 🫡

im sleepy fuck everything

in light of the recent government shutdown the bills mafia has been appointed to run things in the interim

im sleepy fuck everything

i shut down the government because i didn’t like it very much

happy clocktober please continue to clock my shit, more than usual even

i dont buy a beverage with my meal at taco bell i buy mixer

if your bidet isn’t on the verge of penetrating me it isn’t strong enough

thank you planned parenthood for finally getting on that dutasteride prescription countless months later i don’t have balls anymore

first sip of red bull always makes my jaw tingle like im about to vomit reminds me of da club

happy clocktober please continue to clock my shit, more than usual even