Fellas, is it Mutiny when too many sailors use the head?

too real, disc horse

ah, my old nemesis, Overfilled Sandwich.

Remember to rotate your polycule's safewords every 90 days ensure your firewalls are up to date check that there's no unwanted apps with access to your polycule's discord double-check the sharing settings on your onboarding powerpoints make sure your plex/jellyfin servers are not open to the net

I don’t see why the cops should be interrupting our kids in the middle of a youthful bottle fight

do I know anyone on here who worked as an emergency snow shoveler this week, or during January's storm? know anyone who did? would love to hear from you: [email protected] or DM (or reply)

The FTC pinky promises not to use COPPA against tech companies that collect the personal information of minors to perform age verification. We have completely and utterly lost the plot folks. www.ftc.gov/news-events/...

it’s like, i want the country road to take me home and i’d love to be in a place where i belong, but is that really west virginia?

if they charge you for tossing a damn snowball, I will represent you pro bono.

historical detail I can't help but bring up: by some accounts, the event that instigated the British soldiers to open fire on Crispus Attacks and the rest of the crowd in the Boston Massacre was a soldier being hit by a snowball

ACAB includes snowplows clearing park walkways on which people have lovingly crafted snowmen.

Sure, Jan.

There is so much anger in me for the "let it rip," "we don't need to mask/you don't need to mask" "All schools and universities must be in person" people, I think its possibly unhealthy for me Archived link here, thanks to @jacky.wtf for sharing archive.ph/qBbZJ#select...

Kyle MacLachlan did an AMA on reddit yesterday for Twin Peaks Day. This man is a national treasure and must be protected at all costs.

acab includes lovely rita meter maid

Within a few words of starting their lawsuit against New Jersey, Justice Department lawyers took immediate action to misspell "fulfill."

same vibe

Okay, maybe I'm a bit slow on the uptake here, but why would cops find it necessary to show up to a planned snowball fight in the first goddamn place?

Worst blizzard in a decade and the sidewalks and streets are almost entirely clear in less than 24 hours, he’s gonna be mayor for life

the Jeffries team determined this is a step too far into radicalism:

this came to me in a dream

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FWIW: we currently don't include 'deliverable' as a noun but don't tell that to your manager.

the link headline cuts off the most worrisome part, that the vulnerabilities "reveal[ed] floor plans and live video feeds"

this is incredible work.

This is the way.

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is that good?

ECMWF stays winning.

I love this brief opening, written by @sellars.bsky.social. (From our amicus brief filed today in the Media Matters case - you can read the full thing here - www.documentcloud.org/documents/27...)

every name is a winner here.

Because everyone else on the road are maniacs at the helm of huge SUVs and trucks that could crush these cars with one wheel?

we have nothing to lose but our markov chains

There's a story in the Talmud about a group of rabbis arguing over oven impurity. One rabbi says, if he is right, heaven itself will prove it. A divine voice emerges from heaven and says he is right in every respect. The other rabbis then tell the divine voice to butt out of their argument.

I thought this was a weather post until the last three words.

Today's a great day to uninstall your default weather app if you're on a Samsung device. www.buchodi.com/your-samsung...

Post something from the 70s

this just in from new york city: we’re hearing that mayor mamdani just signed an executive order making it illegal to NOT stand at your window and fold your arms and say “wow, it’s really coming down out there”

it is a skill in racing, as in life, to understand which parts are expendable.

As someone commented, this is the principal equivalent of jury nullification.