I know everything's real dumb right now, but check out this great octopus:

Every lawyer working for Tylenol tonight

obligatory citation to the best non-sailor shanty out there: youtu.be/LMqz2yJKbuA?...

4 word poem. Hemingway could never

Bro, you made an entire game about how people who put up the pretense of honor are not themselves honorable people, and sometimes you gotta kill a man to free the people. And I was waiting for the sequel, but not so much now

Therapist: Strangetown from the Sims is not real and can not harm you Strangetown from the sims:

before you send that abusive reply or DM, take a second and ask yourself: "am I about to cyberbully a parody account?"

happy birthday to autumn and the best internet writing of probably all time!

the point of science fiction is not to accurately predict the future and nailing it does not make a book more or less valuable as a work of art. however. snow crash really nailed how fundamentally unserious this would be

🎶 I chime in with a haven't you people ever heard of Humphrey's Executor? 🎶

Disney: over the last 72 hours we were shocked to discover that censorship isn’t cool.

Doctors of Theology HATE This One Weird Trick

dudes rock

got scammed by some fucking hippy band. knew i shouldn’t have opened that email from Phish

Grindr outage you say? Not in my workshop.

Policy process: 1) Issue legal pronouncement without adequate legal or policy review. 2) Read legal pronouncement for the first time. 3) Consider policy implications for the first time. 4) Begin issuing clarifications. 5) Begin (maybe) an interagency legal and policy review of underlying issues.

mechsploitation lovers hardest hit

*clears throat* AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

would.

ah. bluesky.

Counterpoint: yes it is

Technologically advance a band: Rage Against The Virtual Machine Monitor

Yup. We have formally entered the age of illusion.

CNN has an important story: The New York Times has reported something previously reported by MSNBC.

I do get a bit of pleasure from knowing that the most annoying people in the world - ausas - have to live like this.

i am literally begging for just one authority figure to know what they’re fucking talking about

Relaxium sounds like they shit they give you or trick you into taking in some brave new world remake

nature is healing

Out of curiosity how do you get consent from a drawing. Like maybe you should worry less about whether or not a cartoon has rights and more about whether real life trans and Palestinian people do

Actors, performers, audiobook narrators, voice actors — if you have stories please share them at [email protected].

my bröther in Christ, forcing people to be pregnant and give birth unwillingly IS THE AUTHORITARIANISM

I cannot stress enough how much this is not going to work.

Dudes rock

What’s a pirate’s favorite computer programming language? You’d think it’s R, but no, their first love will always be the C. Happy talk like a pirate day!

Judge:

Hey @nytimes.com, do you have literally *any* First Amendment experts on staff, because this is embarrassing. Glad you're speaking up about this, but feels like you should... not make basic mistakes like this? cc: @kenwhite.bsky.social

this is amazing, pure legal slapstick by plaintiff's counsel.

is this good

someone should go pick it up pick it up pick it up pick it up

“Promega Wizard” is a Gundam character, you can’t fool me Thermofisher Scientific

"lawyers don't stop at 'pineapple'" now lives in my head rent-free.

ANTIFA?? Oh you mean Porco Rosso?

This is like when prosecutors try to argue that the victim didn’t get the right to due process, but on a bigger, dumber scale