How I'm walking out of 2025

You ever see it raining lawyers? Few things more terrifying.

this thread has the juice:

driving this to my bureaucrat job like

This RAM crisis era is the time to finally install Linux. You will literally have more RAM cause microsoft is no longer using up compute to spy on you or support its AI shovelware. Linux Mint, Just do it™️

If the Mamdani announcement has you curious about old city hall station, Transit Museum has tours 3x a year. You have to be a Transit Museum member. Next one is coming up mid-January. tickets go faaaast. www.nytransitmuseum.org/old-city-hall/

it's gonna take a sharp tool to crack this case.

Palantir. Sauron. CyberDyne. Blackrock. Mr Beast Inc. Cerberus. Blackwater. Anduril. Citizen. Citadel. Gilead. Bain Capital. Darktrace. Oracle. Umbra.

Gift link for the Big Boat Stuck crowd www.theglobeandmail.com/gift/349e03e...

new Civ Pro exam question just dropped:

So now's a good time to start if you wanna catch up for s2

Tropicana: “WE STAND IN DEFIANCE OF GOD!”

Garak honesty tip: don't. Keep 'em guessing.

I don't know how many times it needs to be said that you absolutely should not let fucking "AI" anywhere near your legal contracts, either in creating them or evaluating them, but apparently it needs to be said at least one more time, so allow me to say it again, here, right now

🎵 Here we are as in olden days 🎵 Happy Honda Days of yore 🎵 Those in winter in need of cars 🎵 Get low APR 🎵 Accords

Not now, dinosaur eggs as large as cannonballs filled with giant crystals

these violent delights have violent ends

the two genders

what's a matter babe you hardly touched your clud sandwich

You can learn a lot about a person based on who their favorite Muppet is.

As an incident responder who bills by the hour, I endorse this message. Keep shipping "slop that works" - my kid's college fund thanks you!

bad news, PGP fans.

You can learn a lot about a person based on who their favorite Muppet is.

Here’s to 2026

You've just opened up a Star Trek themed restaurant. What are you calling it? "Only a Paper Spoon" (it's a chili joint)

Only one movie in history has dared to ask the question "could we anchor drift a battleship?"

We are now entering the weird liminal space between Christmas and New Year's Eve. Anything could happen during this time. You could feel weirdly nostalgic, you could see a photo of a cat, you could remember to feed your Neopets. The possibilities are endless.

🎶 Simply disseminating an incorrect Christmastime 🎶

Happy 20th anniversary to "Samoyed and teddy bear" on Wikimedia Commons. "This is a picture of my samoyed with a teddy bear. I release all rights to it, it would just be nice if her image could survive forever." commons.wikimedia.org/wiki/File:Sa...

Hope everyone is making the most of this last STFU Friday 'til next year. youtu.be/nWEpW6KOZDs?...

meery christams, and jod bless us ever yon

Lawyers too. Secondary trauma is real.

And now for some motivation from the Owensboro Burger King.

it's the year of Unix v4 on the desktop.

Merry Sad Detective Christmas to all who celebrate

MERRY CHRISTMAS!

emotional support animals but the emotion they're supporting is territorial anger.

Warm yourself by the virtual fireplace in this cosy 16-color EGA #Christmas scene. No MS-DOS or floppy 💾 drive required. Thanks to software preservation, it's still crackling on the Internet Archive. ✉️ Open the full 1986 Sierra On-Line "A Computer Christmas" card ⤵️ archive.org/details/sier...

Merry Christmas from me and my man-eating polar bear Jeffrey

Holiday Music youtu.be/R_p0_u_p5Hw?...

“You will be haunted,” resumed the Ghost, “by Three Spirits.”

are these reasonable times? will reasonable people rectify the horrors and injustices of our world? sir you have made the case for deep space nine yourself

“You will be haunted,” resumed the Ghost, “by Three Spirits.”

Last year we can post this 🥺

Holiday music. youtu.be/tZouWndCTdE?...

the OP goes on to explain “not only that, but it removes watermarks and credits the user who generated it.” i feel surprisingly comfortable just saying you’re a bad person i wouldn’t let into my house or allow to pet my cat if you’re using this shit.