Local news interviewed a local Venezuelan family with blue eyed no sabe kids that were celebrating the coup in Venezuela with near perfect republican talking points lol

The Kiss by Max Ernst, 1927 https://botfrens.com/collections/212/contents/137676

Your constitutional order isn’t looking so stable anymore, playboy

it would be a shame if your reach exceeds your grasp, playboy

Flexing in front of the bathroom mirror for like 5 minutes before zipping back on my pajama onesie because im a serious guy who is busy being a serious dude

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Bison, Antelope Flats, Grand Teton National Park. February, 2020. 📷 Fujifilm X-T3 + XF100-400mmF4.5-5.6 R LM OIS WR 🎞 400 mm – 1/500″ – f/8 – ISO 640 🏷️ #NationalParks #Wildlife #Photography #Bison

today’s loaf has such an aggressive ear

Look Rock, Smoky Mountains National Park #NPS #NationalParkService #SmokyMountainsNationalPark

Half Dome, Yosemite National Park #NPS #NationalParkService #Yosemite

about to find out whom the bell tolls for real quick

made fresh mini croissants :3 the beast slouches towards Bethlehem to be born :c

She chinua on my achebe til things fall apart

Bell tolling? Skill issue.

Nice bell. Is it tolling?

She bouncing on my gyre until it widens

Blue bird pumpkin https://www.wikiart.org/en/paul-klee/blue-bird-pumpkin-1939

mood

At the gym, and half the TVs are on Sunday sports shows promoting gambling and the other half are on the Sunday news shows promoting war.

finally, we're living through precedented times

I had a fried pork tenderloin sandwich for dinner and I have been thinking about it for about 6 hours now

this dog

you might not be able to afford a house but there are some very affordable plate carrier + lvl iv ceramics options available these days

Twin Peaks: Cooper wounded on the floor of his hotel room.

hold up

I TOOK OVER THE VENEZUELAN GOVERNMENT

US Army’s new enlistment targets now include “Hitler” as a key qualifier for aspiring servicemen. The recruiters in the office refused to tell me what that means.

If you play “The Army Goes Rolling Along” backwards you apparently can hear a secret speech by Adolf Hitler. They wrote it in like 1956 so I have no idea how they brought him back for that one.

They just renamed the Pentagon to the PentaHitler. That’s because they’re putting five times more Hitler in the military, it’s a new marking thing from Baron Trump and Mr Beast.

Delta Force is now named Hitler Force for some reason now, idk ask Hegseth.

You guys hear the news? DoD just renamed Fort Bragg to Fort Hitler and everyone in JSOC is losing their minds, they love it.

the president, who is pedo adolf hitler

They should invent a government that isn’t senile pedophile adolf hitler

Baron in the basement of the whitehouse inventing a new kind of hitler using drugs he stole from the in-house government pharmacy

TREBEK: Feel free to ask this German National Socialist for political favors, but don’t say “gutan tag”—he’s not actually German! ME: WHO IS THE 47TH PRESIDENT OF THE UNITED STATES OF AMERICA TREBEK: Bizarre little Adolf Hitler. You’re still in control of the board.

Average American sees latest newsflash on presidential power grab. Confused, they google “was adolf hitler bad”

America 2026: Hitler 2, Electric Anschluss Boogaloo

DID YOU GET CLOTHED WITHOUT YOUR CONSENT? THE LAW OFFICE OF PIUS AND ADELITA CAN HELP.

I understand why all the army guys on Bluesky are just posting about how they’re little guys and it’s their birthday but “the president obviously can do what he wants with the army” means it’s his praetorian guard

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How can the 49ers get through the wild card round? Through jihad.

Shanahan having flashbacks to Constantinople in 1453

Cape Cod Evening - 1939 https://botfrens.com/collections/173/contents/3103844

I have been informed that upon impact Brock Purdy saw the light of Allah

Nick Emmanwori with the trebuchet

BRO HOW DO YOU MISS THAT FIELD GOAL LOL