Blumenthal: ICE and CBP are out of control. The practices of this agency have to be completely overhauled. It’s like a corporation in bankruptcy—either dissolved or reorganized. They’re morally bankrupt, legally bankrupt, and politically bankrupt.

doubt the Dem Tea Party at your own peril, it's not that saying this stuff is popular (though it is) it's that people who say this stuff are reaching the point of saying 'fuck it' and running themselves

let it bark

labor theory of value completely lost on the fash huh

L + Ratio + Cope + Seethe + Send + Sync + 'static

babygirl out here toe-kicking rocks

as workers who do not own their likeness or rights to labor, technically that makes nba players the jumpenproletariat

merry whiskey friday with tony dokoupil everybody

> be computational rote work > that’s a gay job for women > job is full of women > holy shit boys that office is full of women we should work there > pester them into leaving > “i guess men are just naturally better at this kind of work” > be nursing

dibs on D+40 in the next election to happen here

> be male > be “straight” > beautiful intelligent women want to hang out with you > sexually harass them until they leave > hang out exclusively with creepy old men are they stupid

just listened to the @wtyppod.bsky.social episode on deepwater horizon and (a) i agree (b) liam i think you should probably consider legally marrying devon so they can’t be forced to testify against you

The workers are surrounded on all sides by such a sea of lies in the bourgeois newspapers that they must fight for the truth at all costs, they must learn to recognise falsehoods and reject them.

woke 1 was about trying to prove alex jones wrong. woke 2 is about proving him right

god i want a toyota rav4 phev so goddamn bad i can taste it. but what i want even more than that is the extra $400/mo of income id need to buy one after accounting for not getting gas anymore

i'm calling it the goodgorian calendar. also it's the year 12025 not 2025. you can adopt it in your daily life and make everyone mad at you but still understand you. today's may 21st 12025 by the way, the only conversion factor is that days mar-jul get smaller by two, and in aug by one

amazing day to be a nushell enjoyer

i really liked my workplace dei trainings. i thought they were fun, plus, i didn’t have to do my job for a day

elon’s so determined to have grok produce csam because he’s trying to rebuild jeffrey inside the computer

Over the past two weeks I've begun to realize that rich people only started funding chatbots once they could no longer email Jeffrey Epstein

is that willuigi

it turns out the Chandrilan DJs were sampling “I Love Trucks”

How Vaccines Work 🧬🧫🧪🔬💉🥽

oh for the love of

babe. babe this is important. babe i’m getting fitted for my olympics suit in fifteen minutes i NEED. look do you want to be dating a medalist or not. i just need three quarters of a handy, stat

oh word?

W I S C O N S I N M E N T I O N E D

i am a HUGE fan of districts seven and eight. in a sane world the judge would personally execute whatever fucking moron drew this

WE ARE NO LONGER ASKING

ohhhhhhhh okay

1. we should try to keep brown people from voting democrat 2. send the exact wrong amount of our stupidest goons — too many to be ignored, too few to actually do it — to our whitest places and harass citizen children 3. ?????? 4. 38 blexas congresspersons execute mike johnson in the rotunda

the federal government is nearly universally staffed with people who are so dedicated to caring about their neighbors that they volunteer to take a steep pay cut and absurd job instability just to be able to help make your life better without any expectation of thanks consider my ass and my hole

being so real with you the main pressure i experienced about maybe being transgender was looking at the countless “(This is how men behave.)” spike pits in our society and going “well i don’t and won’t do that, so, guess i’m not a man” bzzzt wrong

Had someone tell me once he was getting a PI license because he thought it was a good communist job, in that rich people paid you to make them unhappy.

advice for programmers about colors

my strategy is to just use www.radix-ui.com/colors until i die

this is basically what happened to me

i low key hate the zohranification of america what do you mean this was an option the whole time

will shut up and get in the honda

i don’t like that we live in public health omelas

i think she could do it this time tbh

maybe the cia is going to do it

i’m sorry students at WHAT?

18 days later and the moderate position has become … not that

☝️🤓 he’s actually not allowed in those, it was a major point of pride that govcloud didn’t report to him _or_ jassy at least it was five years ago, who da hell knows now anyway nationalize aws