60 minutes CECOT segment. Recorded through my browser. HD quality. Not phone. Spread it around. If you're press, it's yours. Go nuts. It's streaming on a Canadian website, but there is no telling for how long. www.filemail.com/d/wkcdttnacp...

they verbed nouns at nuremberg

please don't wreck my bills

grab and seed now

this guy has been in my mentions for three days now crashing out about how it’s so important that he be allowed to drive 80mph in the oncoming traffic lane. we gotta study these people like gridiron players. there’s something broken up there

there is at least some benefit for the case of him specifically: all he does is take what exists and put his name on it. we can just take it back off. the damage by everyone he empowered will be much more laborious

my most crank sincere opinion is that every printed dollar needs to have an expiration date on it after which it is no longer legal tender. spend it or lose it. the final consumer is of course the government; pay your taxes with the stale dollars and -5% interest on all bank accounts

as foretold by the prophesy

when she didn't follow the doctor's post-op recovery instructions

we are so fortunate that our enemies are so unbelievably stupid

trying to decide if this is anything

technically i think they halted service before the videos not after

(guy who’s only seen it written but never heard it spoken) damn girl are you the mayor of

purchasing immediately thanks

you should just get the panel at your yearly physical even if you aren’t, not to mention after each new partner and breakup i once found a case of either virgin or slow growth chlamydia that showed up in between panels during a dry year

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from the comments: “buried in the sand below, range hood filter” fossilized a meter and million years down: when was the last time you dusted your fridge condenser

I feel like I'm going to get a lot of use out of this Pluribus screencap

elon musk you would be so good at boxing

“how many days of Christmas are there?”

“eleventh ggf” bitch you have two thousand of those

i think american capitalists aren’t really prepared for an environment where the core axiom is something other than extraction and refinement of preëxisting resources. i think this is true across a wide swath of economic concepts as well as the obvious demonstration of “hiring”. we must end the MBA

suboptimal

we are experiencing hockey stick innovations in the ten thousand year old science of “using ovens” and it rules

i thought i hated that guy eight years ago. did he change or is he just a useful rabid animal on one specific topic

it’s so important to practice a form of christianity with modest and reserved aesthetic and sense of performance, like roman catholicism,

“LA machinists” bro wants this carved out of stock instead of welded together, what is going on out there

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woke bill kristol, you have my sword

any government that has the ability to make the sky beautiful on command and fails to do so has lost the mandate of literal heaven

“nyeuh mcclellan was a committed unionist he wasn’t a” shut the fuck up. fine. whatever george mcclellan good boy unbesmirched. now write me an alt history novel where the confederates teach a man to talk normal instead of stupid, assassinate him, and dress up in his clothes. what changes. answer me

militarily able traitors can have statues when the english put up a monument to one Colonel George Washington of the Virginia Militia for his service to the crown during the French and Indian Wars.

man if i worked at the “build a model of a living room and set it on fire, for public safety announcements” factory i would never shut the fuck up about it

in the year of our luigi 2005, i was in seventh grade. i remember this because i used my dad’s Northwest Airlines work radar to have the class watch hurricane katrina. i also remember this because i was attending hillsdale academy, a k12 school attached to and run by hillsdale college

is jordy pete actually dead or did i just hallucinate that

slow day in the office so figured we'd start some beef with museums

do u guys ever think about k wording yourself near a major news event just for the bit. me neither,

it’s bad to destroy the white house, but it’s also bad to maintain the white house as it is, because here’s the thing: the white house is a fundamental corporeal expression of america, america as it is is very bad … and the void of america’s destruction is also very bad

A Kennedy family fact:

i almost want to apply for a security clearance again and find out how many reasons i’m ineligible i have. gotta rack those numbers up

that’s why i cling to my emails job in a factory. i am the most masculine liberal there is

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imagining a sports rivalry where two high school crew teams are constantly hanging out and trying to crack each other’s eggs to make them worse at sports

On the way back from the library today

It's done. I can't believe it's finally done. I've been working on this in mostly secret for so long, and I'm so excited to share it with y'all!

nearly every modern food factory purchasing office be like:

more like jonathan suck

girls didn’t used to hit puberty until 14 and now it’s considered normal to start at 8. there’s something really weird going on and it makes me feel insane that nobody seems to notice

it was originally called just “sconsin” but science is constantly putting a huge W in