I am commandir Shepard and thys ys my favourite blue sky on the citadel.

Happye N7 daye. Ich celebratid by doinge some calibraciouns. Ich hope we get anothir Mass Effecte.

Total scamme. You kan fynde a terrarium and an aquarium but what about an aerarium and ignisarium?

♬ Everye bodye DAUNSE! Everye bodye SING! Everye bodye MOVE! Everye -- Bodye -- SCREAME! ♬ ( #florence #f&tm #florenceandthemachine )

Some brave souls choose to face the feare of failure and the terror of a blanke page. Thrugh harde worke and luck thei come back wyth storyes that bringe us mirthe, or horror, or thrilles, or beautye, or wisdom, or delighteful surreal confusioun. Gen A.I. ys nothinge lyke that. Long live artists.

Newe slang "That ys glasses" for "on the nose."

Florence and the Machine Covir Bandes: Siena and the Devyce Milan and the Contraptioun Orvieto and the Mechanism Venyce and the Gadget Gubbio and the Whirligig Spoleto and the Apparatus

And thou mayest aske thyself, 'How do Ich werke thys?' And thou mayest aske thyself, 'Wher ys that large destrier?' And thou mayest telle thyself, 'Thys nys not my beautiful castle!' And thou mayest telle thyself, 'Thys nys not my swift goshawk!'

The newe Florence album ys amazinge

Thei wante us talkinge alone on our phones to a demon thei created, and not goinge places and being wyth each othir yn art and joy and communitye. Thei want cinemas to shut downe, and Broadway to go darke. Thei want wryteres to stop makinge a living. Thei want to sell us hell and have us pay for it.

"We need whole texts—novels, plays, or poems—to care about literature. Teachers are doomed to fail to inspire most students if they must teach deracinated skills for how to decode isolated excerpts..." slate.com/life/2025/10...

"We need whole texts—novels, plays, or poems—to care about literature. Teachers are doomed to fail to inspire most students if they must teach deracinated skills for how to decode isolated excerpts..." slate.com/life/2025/10...

WRYTE WEIRDE BOOKES

"Did wommen ruine the worke place"?

"Did wommen ruine the worke place"?

Thei wante us talkinge alone on our phones to a demon thei created, and not goinge places and being wyth each othir yn art and joy and communitye. Thei want cinemas to shut downe, and Broadway to go darke. Thei want wryteres to stop makinge a living. Thei want to sell us hell and have us pay for it.

Discussiouns of Gen AI by tech overlordes alwayes reade lyke Mary Sue fanfic

Ys not it iconic Do not you thynke? A little too iconic Aye, Ich reallye do thynke

Spydere Man, Spydere Man Doth al things a spydere kan Sondry webbes he kan weaven Thieves lyke flyes he kan cacchen Lo! anon cometh Spydere Man

New 🧠🎨 for #sfn #sciart

Ther will be a Gremlins 3 yn November 2027. Will feature three newe main character gremlins: Skibidi, Rizz, and 6-7.

Spydere Man, Spydere Man Doth al things a spydere kan Sondry webbes he kan weaven Thieves lyke flyes he kan cacchen Lo! anon cometh Spydere Man

majoring yn English ys punk rocke

"Ich askid ChatGPT." Well *Ich* askid the stones, and the forest, and the starres, and the mountaynes, and what thei seyde was learninge, and dreames, and growinge thinges, and makinge art, and a worlde wher we talke to each othir and care about each othir.

Yf you evir feele you have made too manye mistakes, remembir that Quibi had $1.75 billion worth of investementes and that was the best name thei koude thynke of.

Guillermo del Toro fans can't stop winning:

"Ich askid ChatGPT." Well *Ich* askid the stones, and the forest, and the starres, and the mountaynes, and what thei seyde was learninge, and dreames, and growinge thinges, and makinge art, and a worlde wher we talke to each othir and care about each othir.

Amazon is helping fund a $300 million build of a ballroom for the White House. Independent bookstores are donating to food banks and organizations that help with food insecurity. They are not the same.

Tech wythout heart ys harmful. For a bettir future we need poetrye, creativitye, historical studye, love of languages, dreames, dialogues, new storyes, & intellectual curiositye. We must fund & expand higher educacioun yn HEART: H umanityes E thiques A rtes R hetorique & the crafte of T eaching

majoring yn English ys punk rocke

Gen AI doth remove commitment from art. Yf an artist ys committed to makinge somethinge trulye weirde, even shockinge, that artist doth neede to crafte the art, at everye steppe thinkinge, "Yes, Ich am drawinge a sexy C-3PO." Wyth Gen AI you kan make a sexy C-3PO wythout caringe, and that ys wrong.

Gen AI doth remove commitment from art. Yf an artist ys committed to makinge somethinge trulye weirde, even shockinge, that artist doth neede to crafte the art, at everye steppe thinkinge, "Yes, Ich am drawinge a sexy C-3PO." Wyth Gen AI you kan make a sexy C-3PO wythout caringe, and that ys wrong.

Ymportant newe booke about Dante and scholarshippe -- open access onlyne www.ici-berlin.org/publications...

Hey ther Delilah Ther ys one ring that will fynde them Ther ys one right that will bringe them all And yn the darknesse bynde them

Hello stress-induced involuntarye eyelid twitch myne olde friende

Yn thys case the joke ys literallye real: Gen AI ys a scam by Big Tech companyes to sell more Gen AI

Tech wythout heart ys harmful. For a bettir future we need poetrye, creativitye, historical studye, love of languages, dreames, dialogues, new storyes, & intellectual curiositye. We must fund & expand higher educacioun yn HEART: H umanityes E thiques A rtes R hetorique & the crafte of T eaching

The passworde for the vydeo surveillance server for the Uffizi ys simplye "Uffizi." [Thys ys a joke! Yf thys ys trewe plese do not blame me and plese chaunge yower passworde]

Yf thou see thys, quote wyth a vampyre that ys not Dracula

♬ Everye bodye DAUNSE! Everye bodye SING! Everye bodye MOVE! Everye -- Bodye -- SCREAME! ♬ (#florence #f&tm #florenceandthemachine)

Thanke god thei fixed up that bathroome

Brilliant catchye song by Lauren Mayberry www.youtube.com/watch?v=ciDs...

A servyce wher people come to your hous and convince you to keepe the thinges you were goinge to throw awaye. "You will misse thys when it ys gone." "You neede thys capybara t-shirt." "These dragonlance novels are precious."

Florence Welch capturinge the feelinge of 2025 wyth a track called simplye "Everybodye Screame"

♬ Everye bodye DAUNSE! Everye bodye SING! Everye bodye MOVE! Everye -- Bodye -- SCREAME! ♬ (#florence #f&tm #florenceandthemachine)

🎃Thei did the Mash; thei did the Monstere Mash. The Monstere Mash: beholde, sepulchral smash! Thei did the Mash, and it kaughte on moost fast - Hark, heare the Mash! Forsooth, the Monstere Mash!🎃

🎃Thei did the Mash; thei did the Monstere Mash. The Monstere Mash: beholde, sepulchral smash! Thei did the Mash, and it kaughte on moost fast - Hark, heare the Mash! Forsooth, the Monstere Mash!🎃

Tech wythout heart ys a horror. For a bettir future we need poetrye, creativitye, historical studye, love of languages, dreames, dialogues, new storyes, & intellectual curiositye. We must fund & expand higher educacioun yn HEART: H umanityes E thiques A rtes R hetorique & the crafte of T eaching