Cursed 🤼 thought: the NXT title botch probably caused higher traffic to their social medias so they’re going to try to work a botched title finish in the next 6 months

A month or so ago there were people on here talking about the “three cueing method”, which I’m reminded of when I see the weird reactions to this article

Every now and again, I take a moment in abject terror and think about just how dumb everything is.

My response to anything over the next two weeks

RIP to a legend

I, for one, am shocked to be learning this for the first time, and so soon after I woke up from my 6 year coma

These military Christmas bonuses could be a radicalization point for Jodys

thinking about starting a new bit

One of our best famous people

Why am I being emotionally blackmailed into buying a $90 bag of dog food during my stories 🤼

And now, for a holiday treat: My top ten uses of “motherfucker” in modern popular culture! #10: “How would you like to die today, motherfucker?” from SILICON VALLEY

Kate will always have a special place in my parasocial heart because of the time she quipped “that was very postmodern” in response to the Jameson reading group getting zoom-bombed

straight from the hose⛽️

I hate to be such a bummer but this is no different from the established Democratic approach to Venezuela (and, you know, dozens of other countries), except insofar as he’s more open about it. They all support regime change and think it’s our right to engage in imperialism all over the world

If you’ve ever been curious about pro wrestling or AEW there’s a “stocking stuffer“ episode free on YouTube airing right now and some women are killing each other! I am happy to answer questions too. whether you’re new or not I’m feeling chatty youtu.be/zWbwS4eDbOU?...

Cereal costs $11 now.

I say this with zero humor. This is not a bit. all the good vegan restaurants are closing down because yall let the beef tallow ppl win cause eating plants is gay or whatever

We did not create Slop Evader, but we did create the Slop Trough, which is also featured this FastCo article. The Slop Trough is a digital trough that feeds you AI slop to your heart's content, just as long as you turn on your webcam and get down on all fours. Oink! Oink! sloptrough.co

Oh fuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuck offffffffffffffff

Hell yeah

In the USA even the very wealthy old men must perform as gladiators until death in inhospitable outposts like Indianapolis in order to provide their children with medical care.

There are only ~20 people in American public life

Excited for 2026 when RJ starts his new role as AEW’s Chief Content Officer 🤼 (that’s not in the report don’t aggregate me)

Birds of a feather etc etc 🤼

here's that good shit... INTO MY FUCKING VEINS

me when it happens

in a crowded field of 38 year olds, making top 40 is a huge deal

We’re all getting banned on here when it happens, yeah

if you see this, we IMPLORE YOU to post a picture from whatever device you're using without explanation

“Joined Nov ‘24” ass skeet

I’m going to be keeping my own peace this week 🤼

I'm looking at the release notes about 2026 and it says we don't have to talk about Nate Silver again.

Mr. Never Give Up gave up in his last match because in This Business you Never Say Never 🤼

THE CONTINENTAL FUCKING CLASSIC BABY YEAH FUCK YEAH HELL YEAH FUCKING SHIT YEAH BABY LET ME DRINK THE BLOOD YEAH THE BLOOD AAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHH 🤼

Jesus Christ this match 🤼

Swerve, Hangman, MJF and Joe 4-way at Worlds End? 🤼

one man, two man,

I doubt I’m the first to point this out but Erica Kirk forgave her husband’s killer at his funeral but now she’s going on some weird media tour because people are questioning the official story of how it happened

Did yoo onfullow me, groimes?

Does anyone else keep the Following tab in the middle of their phone under the butterfly or are you too normal to pay attention to that?

I can’t believe i let some good mavs teams convince me mark cuban is smart

ahahaha

My favorite arguments against universal healthcare are ones where it goes “but imagine if we had that system and didn’t fund it and also it didn’t have to be universal?” yeah that wouldn’t be a great system I guess

I know a mfer with a discount prescription website did not just log on to tell us why we shouldnt have universal healthcare lmaooo

I bet this hits hard as fuck if you’re a stupid person

Page vs Swerve, Full Gear 2023: "Tape and staples become instruments of corporeal transformation, a grotesque ballet of iron and bone. Page staples paper to his adversary’s flesh, a child’s painting. And then, in an act that would disturb even the coldest heart, drinks the blood that flows."

Why are you, as a man, sitting at a table with an umbrella in the middle of it?