Donald Trump has announced that he is suing “E-mail”

Subject: Forget Something In Your Cart? I Have A Gun In My Mouth And I Will Do It

Happy to be of service. I once got into a taxi in Dublin wearing a cool new outfit. I was nervous about deviating from the norm but did it anyway. The taxi driver was on the phone when I got in. First thing he did was finish his phone call saying "I have to go, this fella's wearing dungarees"

I am calling upon the people of Ireland to immediately begin construction of a thread on this site about how you or someone you know was roasted for a fashion choice. We need it. All roasts must have come from Irish people *only*. Please respect this important rule, it makes a difference. Tanks

Subject: Forget Something In Your Cart? I Have A Gun In My Mouth And I Will Do It

A car is not a flar

second verse on this is one of the funniest things i've ever heard

this is the worst night of my life

Look, I’m not PROUD of the ugly little delight I get out of the combination of Kim Kardashian failing the bar again and her lawyer TV show being totally panned,

Google AI is like an Eric Adams quote generator

Donald Trump has announced that he is suing the concept of “the news” for defamation

Tashikametan is a turtle who promotes the Labor Standards Bureau. He uses a scope attached to his mask to check employers are being fair. He’s a surprisingly fast runner, but because his shell is heavy, he can’t get up if he falls backwards.

In Japan, tourism to Portland, Oregon, is promoted by a grinning blue monster named Odnarodude. He’s at a Portland artisan event in Jiyugaoka De Aone this weekend.

It’s gonna be a different guy. That stuff didn’t happen. What

YouTube TV making me log in on a browser like I’m 100 years old to activate their little $20 “yup, we’re in a programming fight again” rebate is pretty galling. Just take it off the next bill you turds

Psyched to check out HAMNET, which I understand to be about a pig with a modem

This insane reel is bombing in every group chat I share it in so now it must bomb here too www.instagram.com/reel/DPm5ItQ...

this guy started the video with his qualifications as if there was any chance i wouldn’t trust this man about clocks

We are so back

Hot Pipe Season is upon us…

They caved in March so they could get a better deal now. They’re caving now so they can get a better deal in some indeterminate future. The better deal is always just beyond their reach, but continuing to cave will get them there. And if you don’t agree with that, you don’t understand Politics,

democrats winning would cut into their fundraising

“Guaranteeing a vote” that you will lose is yet again reliance on the “You’re gonna look so bad dude” shit that has worked exactly zero times. Sorry for the posts about the same thing I feel like I am going insane

Major whiff by Schumer to not time the cave to allow Trump to announce it live on Sunday Night Football

I’m seeing that, rather than an actual extension of the ACA subsidies, they extracted a promise to vote down a bill on an extension next month. Never mind good job

Moderate Democrats saw that voters were energized and might expect something from them, so they needed to put a stop to that ASAP

Asking the cry-laugh emoji to bear a responsibility it has never had before in a post insisting that the richest man in the world is not joyless and unfulfilled, actually,

Childless Americans are begging for an end to media coverage attempting to reckon with the mysterious slang “6-7”. “It’s none of our business”

Okay but this guy is a capital-L Libertarian who loved DOGE and the Silk Road guy pardon, and voted for Trump because the Libertarian candidate was “too left-wing”, so anything that makes him feel betrayed is probably good to me

Alpha King Trump posting little away messages like “Oh, okay, I can’t do whatever I want because it’s ILLEGAL all of a sudden? I guess I’ll just go fuck myself then. If anyone even cares”

They’re calling her “the smallest dog of all time”

Getting my headlines from a “parody account” following 30K with 30.1K followers

Weyland-Yutani crews are obsessed with letting sick people back on the ship. They can’t get enough of it

Hanging out in here, being normal

*extremely well-lit voice* Folks,

Every time I see this room it blows me away anew how fucking ugly it is

Gotta say, I’m not so confident that you do

“Shut up!” screamed Toad.

This shit still rocks, baby

Related: as the season approaches I will NOT be considering how old various Christmas movie dads are supposed to be

I know this kind of observation is hack, and I already know about Homer’s age, but I just read that Jay Sherman is supposed to be 36 and I am reeling