[INT. INTERROGATION ROOM]

The Pad Kee Mao Bite Thief

*extremely beige voice* Folks,

Headed to Riyadh for the comedy festival.

Smart. Harder to conceal doing the jerkoff motion in person than it is on Zoom

Many miles away from the most notable thing about this garbage, but, [overpronouncing Spanish word voice] HEPATITAS

They’re letting Bloody Mary into millions of American homes and Chris is laughing

CHOTINER: but I thought you were already reading a book. ME: that one is fiction. you can read novels and personal essays at the same time, it's different parts of the brain. CHOTINER: and the book of poetry? ME: right, different part. CHOTINER: and you're progressing on all of them? ME: listen

You better believe I thought this was about THE CORE (2003)

Sometimes you gotta put PROMETHEUS on

[guy who frequently relies on customer reviews voice] Me? Leave a customer review?

We’re doing Nixon’s Enemies List, and we’re shouting it very strongly to absolutely anyone who will listen

Just dawning on me that the singer of Liquid Mike sounds like Mordecai from “Regular Show” and now that is what I see in my mind while listening. Related: hey there’s a (relatively) new Liquid Mike album music.apple.com/us/album/hel...

You mother fucker I have never once wanted to upload to OneDrive, just let me attach the file to the email

Really excited that Netflix will have 5 seasons of Solar Opposites (plus the holiday specials) starting this Sunday 9/28!!!

Like the shows we talked about, this was a lot of fun. Check it out, especially if you want to hear me get bodied in the game

Moe-dern Art, Day 16: Moe-bius #simpsons #TheSimpsons #moevember #moedernart

Moe-dern Art, Day 13: Hayao Moe-yazaki #simpsons #TheSimpsons #moevember #moedernart

Genuinely thrilling every time Shooter appears on screen in HAPPY GILMORE 2

E-SWAT

The price increase makes sense because a bunch of ABC affiliates not airing Kimmel is actually a value add for Disney+, if you think about it. This is a joke do not yell at me

Need to revisit this, feel like I messed up not pursuing this, imagine how well this guy is doing right now

When the beers start tasting like “let’s play some Sloppy Boys even though no one else in the room knows their stuff”

On a boys trip and you KNOW I’m unironically playing The Sloppy Boys “Give It Up” on the Bluetooth

this exists it is called thinking

Surely everyone is talking about some other Tom Homan

“Strictly Come Dancing”? Fuck off, Jeeves, you’re not the boss of me

On a long enough timeline every band addresses “Simple Man”

*extremely joining the meeting voice* Folks,

I love "data journalism" defector.com/who-gets-rem...

Thinking of my favorite @howelldawdy.com song today

People at the airport love speakerphone. They can’t get enough of it

If you can think of a better way to get merger approval, I’m sure we’d all love to hear it

And with that, the FCC left Disney alone forever

As someone who did not get his usual username, the ongoing TikTok survival news is very troubling,

me when robert redford says "gentleman, i propose that we seize control of this facility"

BUBSY

Marveling at the sheer thickness of a keyboard in the lab on “Alien: Earth.” That’s what’s up

Folks, I know things are a little bit crazy right now, but Lindsey Adler’s fluffy goofball Fisher was involved in a bad situation today and is facing some serious medical care and bills. Anything to help would be extremely extremely appreciated. All the money goes to Fish. gofund.me/db767a303

TFW the prank hits while the walls are closing in>>>>>

Guy who sells doo doo (squinting wisely and doing visionary voice): We believe within 10 years the world economy will be almost completely powered by doo doo

On this week’s @whatatimepod.bsky.social I referenced a TikTok of a crucified Gru surrounded by Minions but misidentified the opening bars of the song as “You Get What You Give” when it is in fact “Firework”. While I think my choice is funnier, accuracy is important. www.tiktok.com/@elizabethma...

The first Morse code message transmitted was "what hath God wrought," followed shortly by "alright man, calm down."

🫡 DR. ROBBY 🫡

Really riding or dying with the donation amount bit lol

Creating an AI Wallet Inspector app