New shirt. No Fritos at camp but some monsters www.teepublic.com/t-shirt/9480...

Quickly, before the campers see me: what idiot called him the Swamp Thing and not a peat peeve

Stupidest fit check of my life courtesy of @kthorjensen.bsky.social

New shirt from the 1990s, a different and more caveman-focused time. www.teepublic.com/t-shirt/9432...

Not sure I would have called the new album that but you guys know what you're doing

New shirt from camp for all my banana squeezers www.teepublic.com/t-shirt/9414...

new shirt from camp, also all shirts on sale for the next 12 hours for up to 40% off www.teepublic.com/t-shirt/9408...

okay apparently they want me to keep making shirts while i'm at camp so: new shirt, i drew this on the porch at camp www.teepublic.com/t-shirt/9398...

I’m going to be mostly offline for the next 10 weeks at camp except for work. If there are posts I should see, please print and mail them to: K. Thor Jensen c/o Tamarack Farm 401 Farm and Wilderness Road Plymouth, VT 05056 USA and I will like, share and respond to them when I am able.

Colin Kaepernick is pitching schools across the country on his AI app—a chatbot kids can use to generate entire graphic novels with a few prompts—as a literacy tool *and* an extension of his activism. The student comics we obtained from South Bronx teens tell a different story. issa new [eyeblack]

Last Threads Check of the summer before I get to camp

Plaque on the side of the road in Lebanon, NH commemorating the invention of the BASIC programming language?

farting on the bus 100% hits different

Montresor! Your keyboard shortcuts!

when a president's leisure trip to New York City was a national scandal for a week

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suckling on my Nissan key fob for comfort as I ride the bus

GEO Group, a private prison company, signed a contract to give ICE use of Delaney Hall and “support services” like security, maintenance, food services, etc. in exchange for over $60 mil/yr But it is the detainees—not GEO Group—who actually do that work, for free ballsandstrikes.org/law-politics...

You just got bollarded

hearing the U.S. and Israel talk about a ceasefire with Iran is weirdly similar to listening to my friend with seven children explain the pull-out method

Good things about the Boston bus station: hearing “Peter Pan Bus Lines” in the Boston accent

Excitable Boy just came on shuffle and my dad described Warren Zevon as “Billy Joel for guys that are into wife swapping”

In 1999, a farmer gave away 87 acres of land to a small Texas town to use as a park. The town sold to a data center developer for $10 million.

in Boston for a few hours but I have a massive heavy duffle bag so I can't do anything fun :(

you could not waterboard this out of me. what an indictment of a weak and terrified mind.

one of my favorite sketchbook comics, anime press conference

(Zen master voice) student… the jacking IS the point….

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Happy Saturday to @kthorjensen.bsky.social only

this is fucking INSANE. it’s going to boomerang on them so hard. as a worker in the diabetes space let me tell you people are already talking.

I hope the victim’s family bankrupts this poster www.reddit.com/r/legaladvic...

If you've followed me for any length of time, you probably know what I believe in: a strong safety net with equal rights for everyone. Now, I'm running for State Representative. Donate here to support my campaign: secure.actblue.com/donate/greg-... And feel free to follow: bsky.app/profile/greg...

Menstruating is the weaponization of Bimbofication

it's criminal that only six people in the world own this incredible shirt. maybe you could be seven? www.teepublic.com/t-shirt/7516...

This is the dumbest fuckin thing I've ever heard of. www.extremetech.com/electronics/...

the dignified and erotic term “ratfuck” shall no longer be used to describe political interference. Brian Swords of York didn’t die for this.

Got some Nancys in the mail

lost my appetite en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Felchvi...

Patrick Pringles-Pornography

It's funny learning that the reason there's going to be a crippling helium supply shortage even though the United States once had a huge strategic reserve of it is literally because Republicans did the "jeff thinks the beans have to take turns lmao" thing to it

New shirt. What. www.teepublic.com/t-shirt/9353...

unrelated but man does that mustache look like absolute dogshit

Devs using "caveman mode" to cut down on token burn. What this means is they're literally asking the LLM to talk like a caveman, omitting articles and other unimportant words to save on tokens. LLM-driven development is, I cannot stress enough, like being hit every day with a brick to the head.

carrying Grogu around pinched between my ass cheeks, his plaintive whimpers enticing the Ladies in my social circle

"FOR TONY SCHIAVONE! FOR TAZ! FOR EXCALIBUR! FIX YOUR HEARTS OR *DIE*!!!!!! *THIS* IS ALL ELITE WRESTLING!!!!!" - @shutupexcalibur.bsky.social #AEWDynamite

You shouldn’t make death threats. You should live in such a way that people just know you’re coming for them without having to say it.

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hey great point asshole, unfortunately i have already cast myself as narrator of the acclaimed documentary about these events, and just stated “this smug overconfidence would prove tragically ironic in short order” as your face began fading to monochrome