gonna go put a few of these up. printable size here: drive.google.com/file/d/1qO2u...

You Can't Stop The Death Fucker

Every single one of these disgusting lampreys should be sued for everything they have and more. No rest. No truce. No peace.

(derisively) oh, that's just Cloaca Dan

I am impeaching Secretary Kristi Noem, who is an incompetent leader and a disgrace to our democracy. She wreaked havoc in the Chicagoland area and has brought her reign of terror to Minneapolis. One of her rogue ICE agents shot and killed an innocent woman today. It must come to an end.

Trump posting that disgusting statement is absolutely a win. Obviously his sycophants are doubling down but the cold-blooded murder of a White woman in broad daylight isn’t really something the electorate is into.

I spent days hearing do-nothings whine “why don’t Americans fight back?! You’re all cowards” and the truth is that America—as an entity—will kill you immediately if you even look at a cop the wrong way

ICE murders citizens the right way - Ezra Klein The male ICE officer who murdered the woman today will have his life ruined by her actions - Scott Galloway Have we thought about giving ICE human targets to shoot to blow off steam? - Steven Bartlett Dudes rock!

Art by Daniel Warren Johnson.

No ICE agent should ever get pussy again

Some WIP pages for the black apple. I get no traction here. I’ll keep updating. Shrug emoji.

I recommend submitting a complaint.

The National Weather Service used AI to create a forecast for Idaho. Low chances of wind for the nonexistent towns of Cocrerrireod, Orangeotild and Whata Bod www.washingtonpost.com/weather/2026...

The Threads vibe is so hard to describe. It’s dire and dumb and full of engagement farming but then you also get accidental perfect posts like this.

The reviews are in for Tears of the Left bourbon

Watching CANDY (1968)

Stop! Don't Sexualize Those Polygons!

There we go. That there’s a headline.

cumming inside you and then immediately grabbing my phone and googling "sex finale explained"

I dunno, maybe just do your job as a civil servant and stop focusing on imaginary internet points?

I fell for this one and my punishment will be reskeeting Casey Newton

Meet Cute [1/3]

Was working on a mechanical issue in my high school auditorium’s light board when somebody flipped the power back on and an electrical shock threw me six feet backwards into a pile of chairs

Today's most deranged bit of movie trivia is that the studio wanted John Landis to cast Dan Aykroyd and John Belushi in the two lead roles in AN AMERICAN WEREWOLF IN LONDON, which would have made a... much different movie

As You Three Shells, So Shall You Wipe

A Dutch worker went viral after explaining to their American boss that they have a life outside work.

New shirt, perhaps more sadly relevant than ever. Please do not report me to the corporation. www.teepublic.com/t-shirt/8591...

nicknaming myself the Slop Jar Socrates

New shirt, perhaps more sadly relevant than ever. Please do not report me to the corporation. www.teepublic.com/t-shirt/8591...

my plan to get this country back on track consists of one bullet point: i propose we stop pretending stupid people arent stupid just because theyre loud and theres a lot of them

And if we obey God, we must disobey ourselves; and it is in this disobeying ourselves, wherein the hardness of obeying God consists.

this is the tweet they were looking at

You should be embarrassed to be a member of congress and issuing anything other than impeachment resolutions. You're in the model UN. They should give you legos and a propeller hat

oh my god he posted so many action shots from the makeshift mar a lago situation room and they were just looking at tweets together on a gigantic screen

Donald Trump due to your recent actions and behaviours I believe you may be suffering from undiagnosed adhd and/or imposter syndrome. Please watch Bo Berman "Inside" immediately !!!!!!!!

In 2019, Tulsi Gabbard warned that Trump’s desire to intervene in Venezuela is “about the oil ... again.”

Any politician who signals support for this lawless military action no matter what party or other policy must have their political career compromised to a permanent end. This must be a line in the sand. No jokes available at this moment, please try again later.

If you are in the US military, you are serving for a pedophile

thanks for the tip

uh holy SHIT?

made a fondant 40 for a birthday cake

it’s stupid to not use ai just because it can induce psychosis and generate child porn. it’s like saying you’re hungry when there’s a hot dog on the ground outside that induces psychosis and generates child porn

this is worth reading www.reddit.com/r/confession...

When you’re sharing your big tent with neo-Nazi sex tourists like Matt Forney it might be time to have a good long think

The whole thing is amazing

Was in the mood for a film from the 70s so I sent Henry a list and he picked WALKABOUT. Hadn’t seen it in 20+ years and it’s still astounding. What a damn movie. youtu.be/Fdqwbs8uKwQ