Clown-themed Steely Dan cover band called Silly Dan

Sometimes you are not given what you searched for, but what you need

thinking about a guy who is really into Jordan almonds

personally I think it's a very big deal that the Canada bureau chief for the @nytimes.com — certainly one of the highest-paid journalists in the country — asked an unspecified "AI tool" what Poilievre said & published its AI-hallucinated quotes in her reporting.

Snake Suspended In Gelatine

THE SUPER BOWL FCC COMPLAINTS FINALLY PUBLISHED www.fcc.gov/sites/defaul...

I want to travel back to the time when Sun Chips were considered fancy

Discourse about finding "the Rogan of the Left" or "the liberal answer to Fox News" rarely accounts for the reality that the entire conservative media universe is the enormously unprofitable vanity project of a few rich sociopaths. It "succeeds" because they don't care how much it costs.

You should really be reading @vor-bokor.bsky.social comics

is that good

This is a 30 Rock bit and nobody will ever convince me otherwise.

IANAL. Did Rudy take the 5th on what the 5th Amendment is? Am I reading this correctly?

if you made a list of all world's top reactionaries and transphobes sorted by wealth and then started death-noting them, you'd save millions of people by the time you got to #100 and probably fix climate change by the time you got to #1000

WWE using AI for their big fan club reveal is very WWE.

I drew this for you today. I would've got it up sooner but I had to wait for it to dry. Gentle Observation 466 - Bless up and bliss out.

and Tiny Tim, who refused to die until his head was fully separated from his body

This has to be the funniest question AND response I've ever seen in a poll. Less than half of Republican men think they could beat Trump in a fight. What a bunch of pathetic losers.

at least i'm not a gamer

having a terrible day even in the context of the terrible year even in the context of the terrible last five years, if you have a bless up i could use a bless up.

I try not to do two shirt designs in a day but I had to strike while the iron was hot. www.teepublic.com/t-shirt/9179...

#MeltdownMay continues as @penfoldsfiv.bsky.social is suspended by Aaron for posting constitutionally protected speech

Did You Know: the editor responsible for the Japanese "American Police" magazine with the cop eating a hogload of fast food actually published 60 issues on American culture, with issues on trucks, guns, and more? And you can buy them all for... $4,500?!?!?! www.harpersbooks.com/pages/books/...

paradoxically food with lower polygon counts has higher calories

The Attack Of Dr. Police

your post broke rules: * Targeted Harassment * Intolerance (?) * Having fun with your friends * Caught us on a bad day the following post was removed: 𝘪 𝘦𝘢𝘵𝘦𝘥 𝘤𝘩𝘦𝘦𝘴𝘦 𝘣𝘶𝘳𝘨𝘦𝘳 𝘵𝘩𝘦𝘯 𝘨𝘰𝘯𝘦 𝘥𝘰𝘰 𝘥𝘰𝘰 𝘭𝘰𝘭 you now have 72 strikes. you are banned for 120 years. your ban will be lifted on May 5th 2146.

YES

Re: last RT

Bryant Rousseau, named in this story as the NYT editor whose work history matches the anonymous coward in the complaint, is selling AI-generated art and music on his website. The copyright watermarks on work he didn’t do — with fake NYT quotes! — is just chef’s kiss narcissistic entitlement.

spelling "horniness" as "horny-ness" is immediately disqualifying

Apparently it's #NationalCartoonistsDay so if you want you can buy either of my two graphic novels, the first one of which is morally questionable and the second of which is just baffling and obtuse. www.amazon.com/Cloud-Storie...

(shaking my uncle who has been rendered comatose by over-ingestion of sodium nitrate) snap out of the slim jim!

parents told me a wild story out of the hometown today where it seems there was a traffic cop who busted the same guy like a dozen times over the last 2 yrs so as revenge the guy started an affair with the cops wife but his own wife found out told the cop & now they're all in divorce court together

rudy giuliani asking for an iv bag full of scotch and one last handjob

this is one of the funniest things i've ever read. imagine thinking telling the robot "you're so smart" makes them smart.

new shirt for all my friends categorized as cargo www.teepublic.com/t-shirt/9171...

i remember learning "there is no silver bullet" in my cs classes and it's bleakly hilarious that all tech speculation now is "what if we made a silver bullet? we will add the line 'you are the silver bullet' to claude's code"

Um...so I accidentally stumbled onto the UVA law library's collection of 6,000 drawings by courtroom sketch reporter Ida Libby Dengrove, who worked in NYC mostly in the '70s & '80s, & they're kind of...amazing..?? This one is tagged "Clown Attack" (thread) archives.law.virginia.edu/resources/18...

A detail I didn’t know: “The Herald entered the Epstein series for a Pulitzer Prize that year, but it was not a finalist. Alan Dershowitz … who helped broker Epstein’s original deal, wrote a letter to the Pulitzer committee that year, urging them not to honor Brown’s work.” share.inquirer.com/THMiUZ

Tugboat, no!!!

hello everyone. it’s time for one of those posts. i got laid off in October and my unemployment runs out next week. i have years of experience writing online long form, short form, and scripted video content and am very looking for more of a chance to do that for money again. can send samples

maybe get some comics from and about the Best City? www.kickstarter.com/projects/gho...

Lord I’ve seen what you’ve done for others and I want that for me

monday…

So... is there an Ultimate Nullifiee?

Trump asked Sean Hannity to serve as his intermediary in getting John Fetterman to switch parties, according to Politico. Hannity then conveyed Trump's offer of "more money than he ever dreamed of" to Fetterman the next day on his podcast. www.politico.com/news/magazin...

what idiot called it premature ejaculation and not anachrojism

now i'm rabbitholing and there's a Breath of the Wild mod where Link can wear the Doom Cum shirt gamebanana.com/mods/601156

i just got served an ad for a temu bootleg of one of my shirts but it's an EMBROIDERED PATCH and i kind of want one!!!!