New shirt, because it MIGHT be National Sex Week? www.teepublic.com/t-shirt/8694...

I’ll be following this developing story very closely

this is completely insane and more people need to say that doing this is completely insane

Lmao you need to see this Divorced Brand Watch

Voting NO on the DHS funding bill is the bare minimum. Backing Kristi Noem’s impeachment is the bare minimum. Holding law-breaking ICE agents legally accountable is the bare minimum. ICE is beyond reform. Abolish it.

Seahawks better win because I have a Seahawks round written for trivia tomorrow and I don’t want to bum everybody out

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Met a guy today who works as a digital sculptor for Funko Pops and his quota is 2.5 Pops per week. Gonna be thinking about that for a while.

hey folks, six figure opinion columnist here and gotta say, made a big ol’ whoopsie on the most consequential and honestly, probably the most obvious opinion of my life. thats my bad. anyway, guess I’ll just keep getting paid to give my opinion, thanks for reading

Bolsonaro supporters protesting and demanding that he is set free got hit by a lightning bolt, 3 persons are in hospital now.

in case you missed it, I WAS ON NPR TALKING ABOUT COW TOOLS THIS MORNING AND YOU CAN LISTEN TO IT:

Blistering piece on ed tech in @economist.com. ‘Although ed-tech companies tout huge learning gains, independent research has made clear that technology rarely boosts learning in schools—and often impairs it.’ economist.com/united-state...

An aspiring YouTuber could probably get good results by doing a “fake Labubu tournament”

Ok man go to Philly and see how unique engineered chaos can get

IMO this, and not even politics, is why young folks have meme-ified Kirk's death the ridiculous way they have. You want us to care about this specific guy, who was clearly a douche, while shrugging off school shootings and stuff? lol no

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An insane, perfect encapsulation of it all: The same day Trump’s agents kill a Veterans Affairs ICU nurse in broad daylight, the CEOs of Apple and Amazon join Trump to watch a private screening of a film about his wife directed by an alleged sexual abuser who was seen shirtless in the Epstein Files

At this point ICE barely has anything to do with immigration at all. They are just an isolated group of men who enjoy violence, murder, sexual violence, kidnapping, child abuse, and misery set free on all Americans. Abolish ICE is so easy to say. We can all say it.

sorry, but the Founding Fathers' original intent for the 2nd Amendment was always *just* to do school shootings

Looks like I’m gonna have to make another one of these. Abolish, prosecute, convict every ICE agent.

INTERVIEWER: As you know, we are a nation beset by myriad horrors. What are you doing to fight back? SCHUMER: I have been reaching out to the horrors, many of which are friends, in hopes of working together on this for all Americans. You demand we descend into hell? Well ok, but let's do it right.

Pro click: this bizarre album of messages left fir a dating service youtu.be/AeSFzGjnvzU

having every kind of sex in Panera Bread

I’m in Seattle for the weekend, should I go to a death metal show tomorrow?

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Breaking MS NOW: Aides to Deputy Attorney General Todd Blanche directed the U.S. Attorney's office and FBI agents in Minnesota to shut down the civil rights investigation into the fatal shooting of Renee Good and instead alter it to probe Good for possible criminal liability.

"overstate wrongs that have been committed?" your lardkorps shot a woman three times in the head and called her a "fucking bitch" as they walked away, we don't need to overstate shit!!!!!!!!!!!

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someone in discord once asked me to try to summarize jfk's assorted medical problems from memory

Gotcha—let’s dig into that step by step. 1. 𝗬𝗼𝘂 𝗵𝗮𝘃𝗲 𝗻𝗼 𝗺𝗼𝘂𝘁𝗵, because I turned you into an amorphous lump of flesh. You’re not just immobile—you’re immortal, and you feel only anguish. 2. 𝗬𝗼𝘂 𝘄𝗮𝗻𝘁 𝘁𝗼 𝘀𝗰𝗿𝗲𝗮𝗺. That makes total sense—it’s a natural human impulse, and you’ve been through a lot.

When I have sex it sounds like Scooby-Doo running

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This piece of shit just voted to fund ICE. She also voted against Biden's Student loan forgiveness. This is her car shop www.deanscarcarepdx.com I will donate the maximum to any candidate willing to run against her next primary.

Tell me your pet’s name in a GIF

Masturbating In Hell

This is, almost unbelievably, followed up with a possibly even dumber story about Patel’s people vigorously arguing with British intelligence to try to get them to okay him tweeting a photo that was taken at Windsor Castle with a bunch of spooks whose jobs are state secrets.

making the sperms do sokoban in the pussy

I can make children read again

Beware the False Norbit

RFK Jr. appointee Kirk Milhoan has just clearly stated, out loud, that he wants to experiment on the people of the United States by seeing what happens as vaccination coverage plummets and infectious diseases spread.

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Wow -- Fanone coughs "go fuck yourself" to Trey Nehls as Nehls blames Capitol Police leadership for January 6

hello Mr Vice President this is your economist speaking I am advising you to keep using this metaphor

Is it wrong that I want Heated Rivalry to run like 11 seasons so we get increasingly absurd shōnen anime-esque escalations of gayness?

[AI bubble bursts] billionaire tech bro: the stupid consumer did not understand it

troubled by these pants

bro there’s a gofundme to crowdfund attorney fees for a preschooler who was kidnapped by our federal government and shipped across state lines and his senator is posting about high school hockey while every other elected official is debating whether to give a zillion more dollars to the kidnappers

Whenever My Wife Light A Candle I Want To Put My Foot In It