masterpiece www.youtube.com/watch?v=cJER...

Kazakh hentais is my new cellar door

Nothing more poetic than Alex Jones going on a disgusting coughing fit directly into the mic for half a minute, then sputtering out, "We're winning"

of interest to few certain strains of music heads: huge stash of NME back issues now dropping on @archive.org, 300+ issues, 1969-1983 (so far). archive.org/search?query...

Crazy crazy story. Times of Israel reporter ( English language Israeli news site ) gets escalating death threats to change story that’s at center of big polymarket bet. www.timesofisrael.com/gamblers-try...

nodding

What if Thomas Pynchon got on stage

The gift of prophecy

Lots of rude ass orchestra cutoffs this time out

wildly low energy night of stars here

Guy Davis shout-out at the Oscars, bringing our cartoonist representation to one

You don’t give Udo Kier his own In Memoriam screen?!?!?!

Burger King: We’ve Been Feeding You Hogs Slop, And We’re Sorry

You under no circumstances have to hand it to her but this one still got me

So… is there a La DeBarge?

Search your camera roll for hell

Armond White finally got around to reviewing KPOP DEMON HUNTERS and

And this is why you STUDY AND DO YOUR OWN WORK IT GOODDDDD WHO DON’T HEAR MUST FEELLLLLL😂😂😂😂😂😂😂 I HATE AYE EYEEEEEE

Wife’s mad at me because I brought three pounds of bay shrimp in a plastic bag to the fondue party

I’m not actively watching the WWE Product but Mizhausen as tag champs seems like a license to print money, right? The pop the first time Miz curses somebody will approach Hogan in the Superdome levels.

Regimes targeted militarily by the United States quite famously immediately capitulate (panicked history professor whispers in my ear) Folks, I’m getting some new information here

June and I had an idea for a bumper sticker and now it exists in real life

If you find yourself following someone who is called woke ginger or pissed off nurse or whatever, they’re not your ally. Your ally is someone with an obscure Pokémon avatar called like ant piss aficionado

Lol. May I even say, lmao

HOLY SHIT. A dark money group, hidden behind a bunch of shell companies, is paying influencers thousands of dollars PER POST to attack @katmabu.bsky.social on social media a month before her election. Thank you to the people who declined the money and went forward with this. So who's behind this?

Let there be as much outrage from politicians in Washington when kids go hungry as there is when I break bread with New Yorkers.

thinking about Captain Crunch as a person, not just a symbol

This is so tragic it's actually incredibly funny

In case you missed it in the STELLATHON, @katbrush.art made a video performing/singing several of my posts and it is incredible, please watch it (pt 2 in replies)

I saw Bill Callahan/ Smog in the late 1990s when he was dating Chan Marshall and he adopted all of her annoying performance tics of the era and it put me off him for like ten years.

I have watched 6 hours of a DOGE bro deposition. The whole thing, start to finish. It's a fascinating, and horrifying, look at the people who caused so much damage, didn't really achieve anything at all, while still being so sure they are right. Here's what they said: www.404media.co/i-watched-6-...

This is the best lede I've seen in a tech story in...years? There should be an award just for ledes.

not nearly enough Luigis exhibit A

Beyond parody

people joke about what experiencing even the banalities of modern society would do to a medieval peasant, but here's a German tourist from a small farming village who says some Times Square salsa verde physically incapacitated him gothamist.com/food/theres-...

Jim Duggan shared a friendship collage he made on social media, and it’s my new favorite thing.

A very smart and handsome guy wrote about this once taskandpurpose.com/news/milleni...

This is... just gibberish, right?

y’all gonna stop laughing when you want a sweet treat and Marco Rubio pulls some warm jellybeans out of those big shoes

Sun Tzu (D-NY) - “When your enemy is making a mistake, fix it for him at great cost to yourself.”

Boom! Had a great ight show over the skyline tonight. Here’s my first big lightning shot of the season. This is a 2-frame composite. Best as I can tell, two large, branching bolts struck the eastern antenna mast of the Hancock. #wxsky #ilwx

LMAO, what?!? this is not a joke, youtube legitimately just asked me if the music video for Was (not was)-walk the dinosaur feels "emotionally manipulative"

The trailer for EVERYONE IS LYING TO YOU FOR MONEY. In select theaters starting April 17th 🍿🤑🤣

professional writers learn the difference between "alludes" and "eludes" challenge, difficulty level one million

He Sucks, He Fucks, He Does It All!

if you laid down horizontally at the far end of a bowling lane and had people (just regular players, not pros) bowl as they would normally bowl, with balls escorted to the ball return after they make contact with your body, how long do you think it would take you to die?

A couple of young, viral developers are making $500,000 a month with ‘Quittr’; an app to help people with porn addiction. Insane money, living in a mansion, etc. We found they exposed the masturbation habits of 100,000s of users, then lied about fixing it www.404media.co/viral-quittr...

Nice information environment you’ve got there. Be a shame if something happened to it.

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