Ok hello Tokyo bye Bluesky, see you in 10 days

It’s because he knows Elon has body dysmorphia (as is obvious to anybody with eyes and a functioning memory) and is letting him know he’s fat

Watching FRIENDSHIP (2025) on the plane

I'm not going to be posting or reading here while I'm in Japan, unless Donald Trump dies. So, if you miss my posts that much.... 😊

The Borat 2 scene happened after Olivia Nuzzi wrote her big Giuliani article, right?

Olivia Nuzzi got horny at the part of ET where he’s lying sick in the water

I was surprised i hadn't seen anyone isolate this yet, I think the actual disgusting thing here is that none of the other journalists there stick up for her or ask her question again or anything else. They act like it didn't even happen.

OH MY GOD THE PERSON WHO GOT DASHA CANCELLED WAS FREE SPEECH WARRIOR, GAMERGATE SUPPORTER, AND BANG BUS STAR JONATHAN DANIEL BROWN?!?!?!?!?!?!!?

enter my mind and take a shit

I have no interest in reading the Olivia Nuzzi article, but I would purchase an edition of her and RFK’s unexpurgated text messages

Can we talk about the proportions in general and child-bearing hips in particular on Robocop in the 1987 Marvel Comics adaptation of the movie?

epstein emails released and everyone coming out as a pedophile to defend donald trump

new shirt for all my draculas www.teepublic.com/t-shirt/8350...

All of the societal effort that goes into making the wealthy happy is like if every year 50% of the money generated in Canada went towards teaching thousands of dogs to become cardiothoracic surgeons. It's not going to happen, it hardly creates any jobs, and it's fucking up the dogs.

kokoro in one hand and keikaku in the other and see which one fills up first

Chow Yun Fat invented aura farming, no discussion needed around this statement

Learning things on Facebook

The owner of this business is a old, wonderful friend & a former employer of mine, so please, I need all of my Pacific Northwest followers keeping an eye out for this stuff, especially if you run in nerd circles, so that his dream business, built via decades of grinding, can keep running.

So… A BP agent filmed in LA in June kidnapping someone from a Walmart got arrested by Long Beach cops after drunkenly flashing his service pistol in a women’s restroom. He demanded they call BP Commander Bovino. After making bail he died of a drug OD at his parents house. lbpost.com/news/isaiah-...

exCUSE me?

what idiot called it grindr and not the manopticon

incredible legal instincts sir

Watching BANNED (1988) on Tubi youtu.be/Dt90V-sLs6k

There's always time for fun...It's Friday night.

No, Donald Trump did not actually suck Bill Clinton off, Epstein is obviously riffing on the pee tape / kompromat BlueAnon stuff. That said: hot.

Green Eggs And Ham Ending Explained: All The Hints You Might Have Missed

Stop Spanking My Catamites, Bocephus!

They’re all just looting the treasury now

been thinking for not-directly-related reasons about Sherry Turkle’s book Alone Together, specifically the chapter where kindergartners speedrun an animistic cult around the proto-chatbot doll, Furby

patch notes on my account, 11/14/2025: - all posts now do chip damage - blocking me leaves you 14 frames minus - hold LP and LK on character select screen to unlock alternate costume (nude)

I realize "this AI shit is stupid" is played out but c'mon, Google, how fucking stupid do you have to be?

Oof. 😢

NEW: We’ve uncovered the first known example of taxpayer money flowing from DHS to businesses controlled by Kristi Noem’s allies and friends. It’s part of a money trail that’s been shrouded in secrecy—and involves $220 million, a mysterious Delaware LLC & a horse named Gill.

I know it’s good for Wikipedia to have a page for everything but c’mon man en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Tumblr_...

Committing Karate On You

internet is crazy

Wife bought some scissors from a trusted brand

hate this guy with my life

"American girls have to sell sex to the nominee for attorney general of the United States to get braces" sounds like Soviet propaganda

Every office has an executive tier whose emails are like: saw on news , , can we replce complianc dept with web 3 and a worker tier whose emails are like: Dear Jim, First of all, I *love* this idea! Unfortunately, I spoke with Legal and identified a few issues with this approach. For starters…

Then Birdo did lay with Yoshi, and knew him.

Are you proud of this

The attorney general and the FBI director, a manosphere podcaster bro, pulled into the situation room a member of Congress best known for getting kicked out of a Beetlejuice musical for drunkenly giving her date a handy, in order to pressure her about the president's child sex trafficking scandal.

baby dick says what

Lauren Boebert: Howdy how are y’all doing [The Rains of Castamere starts playing] Lauren Boebert: [looking down] what’s this plastic for

Marge

is this from the Paul Krassner of The Realist?!?!?!?!?! the man who wrote about LBJ fucking the bullet wound in JFK's head?!?!?!?!?

I realize it's fish in a barrel but man the brain drain over on Twitter is real. Just the most subnormal people confidently espousing the dumbest takes.

you have a baby brain and a baby dick but the rest of you is regular size. localized Benjamin Button syndrome. few such cases!