give greta thunberg a gundam

this is going to be so fucking funny and he’s going to get so fucking mad

Built in a lab to appease billionaires

So Hulk Hogan, why are you a great candidate for the Administrative Assistant position? Hulk Hogan:

democratic party in a race to show who has the absolute worst political instincts

In case you’re wondering how grassroots Republican activists in Oregon are metabolizing what’s happening in the state. This person is a coordinator for two long running conservative organizations in the state: The Gathering of the Eagles and the Abigail Adams project.

Now up for patrons: Jen welcomes @chimericalgirl.bsky.social to evangelize a wonderful and underseen coming-of-age film, FOXES www.patreon.com/posts/140066...

you'd have to be a real new york media sicko to get why this is funny, but in case you're not: these papers are both owned by the same person, and cuomo is advertising heavily on both of them.

hear me out… Charlie Kink

horrors beyond my comprehension? my brother everything is beyond my comprehension.

This is perhaps the most cursed party imaginable

Every one of these pigs needs to be made famous for life

what if plastic man was your cuck chair

There are lots of more glaring and physically brutal basic violations of rights going on but it’s weird how ICE just seems to be freely stealing and wrecking people’s possessions too

this is wild: while Stephen Miller's guy was in Minnesota for his uncle's funeral, somebody was able to see his entire phone and take pictures of his Signal group chats talking about military deployments to Portland, and brought them to the Strib (gift link: www.startribune.com/trump-offici...)

just let the mods destroy this place at this point

every single ICE agent in every one of these videos looks like the most grotesque subhuman goon I’ve ever met. just a total fartkorps of neck sunburns, faded tribals and tactical shorts.

post your goldbelly receipts

All I want is a politician that says “this is unequivocally wrong and here’s what I’m doing to stop it,” it’s not complicated!!!

this is a GOOD speech

reddit occupied government

SCOOP — Pennsylvania prosecutors were alerted to possible voting irregularities by one of MAGA's leading voices against voter fraud. A long paper trail shows Jack Posobiec has been living in Maryland but voting using his parents' PA address for years. From @jsweetli.bsky.social, @slate.com + me:

it's spooky season and you know what that means!!!

if i had to see another comic book movie why not make one based on spy vs spy ie ninety minutes with no dialogue and two awful little spies played by gorgeous women wearing cone shaped hats killing each other over and over with bowling ball bombs and exploding umbrellas

I'm the Fresno nightcrawler, sorry if it bothered anybody

Great command of the language on display here

The Fortniteification of Magic seems to be going well

A lot of people I know are going the “actually I’m getting rid of all social media” route and that’s fine I love that for them but here’s the thing about me: if i stop posting i will die

Forgot how much I used to like writing fake Hold Steady lyrics

I'm sorry: "if I wish to see a virgin on-screen"?

if you want to know how I am feeling you can just look at my Mental Illness Jewel

American Eagle was dragged into an online outrage cycle after conservative media figures claimed that liberals were offended by the clothing company's ads featuring Sydney Sweeney and a denim-themed pun about her "great jeans." We checked the data. That wasn't true. openmeasures.io/american-eag...

you seem to be operating under the assumption that i am a type of creature who can be killed

happy October!!! it's Schloup season!!! Knorr soup makes you go Schloup! the commercial clarifies that "Schloup" is the sound of slurping soup AND the sound of a haunted scarecrow jumping in a muddy field!!

This is giving me life, watch the whole thing

Guys

Thinking about that one peanuts special where charlie brown climbs over a wire fence like a bug lmao

Please report this fucking AI slop. Goddamnit. www.amazon.com/KALEB-HORTON...

In a city of world-class artists and production crew hunting for the next gig, Andrew Cuomo made a TV ad the same way he wrote his housing policy: with AI. Then again, maybe a fake Cuomo is better than the real one?

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It's officially October 1st so that means you all have to repost Assorted cheese hell.....yes

Check out my wife’s tight lattice

Change in Headline

Good Morning To All My Friends Trapped In Computer

what did he mean by this

I exchanged text messages after the speech with a Democrat running for a swing Congressional seat, asking if he had a statement about the President ordering his generals to invade American cities. He told me it's the last day of the fundraising quarter, and he had to go.

fewer than 1% of the human population will ever get to type a comeback as contextually devastating as this

What a disappointing dumb fuck Burr turned out to be. He's impressed that there's Starbucks and Burger King? Try saying something -- anything -- on stage about your fellow Netflix writer and comedian Abdul Aziz Al-Muzaini. www.hollywoodreporter.com/news/general...