The Feels Like temp is 39° and there’s only five more hours of sunlight left at 11AM. Fuck me. This is gonna be a long winter.

Check out these long-exposure nighttime shots I got with my phone camera with the moon as bright as it is!

Looking for 8.2 billion of my closest friends.

The age of the trillionaire is here, if only for a short time. Do people understand how dangerous this is?

Kazakhstan and Israel have had relations since 1992

Only YOU can stop a string of highly publicized and notorious crimes!!

I’m so done with Tinder, Bumble, Hinge, all the apps. Not wasting my time anymore. I think the best thing to do now if I really want to meet someone is to commit a string of highly publicized and notorious crimes, get sentenced to life without parole and just wait for the letters to pour in.

I can’t help but think this sends a dangerous message to sandwich throwers everywhere.

I wonder if anybody reads these.

Sometimes at night when the wind dies down and clouds obscure the moon and stars, in the dark and the dead quiet, if you listen very closely and wish with all your might, making a secret devotion with your heart, you might just hear Green Day’s lost masterpiece album, Cigarettes and Valentines.

If you’re cool and cute and smart and funny and I should follow you back, you gotta let me know because when I’m not posting I’m in a deep meditative state wherein nothing can perturb my perfect equanimity.

New public post on the Patreon! “On the Creation of Laws and Outlaws: ICE, Border Patrol and the Fugitive Slave Act of 1850”: www.patreon.com/posts/142266...

If two different people have been hired to kill you, spending your time and energy helping the slightly less competent of the two assassins is not a good plan to ensure your safety. That’s electoralism.

Electoralism is not a realistic strategy for opposing capitalism, white supremacy and imperialism. However, if there is to be a strong mass movement to oppose those things, it’d be surprising if it wasn’t also evidenced by election results. The key is to distinguish good signs from actual victories.

Relationships are so much easier after they end.

My birthday is in 39 days. But it’s not just for me. Mine is the people’s birthday.

There’s a lot of benefit to being 33. My remaining looks are limited-time-only. I can legally drive a car. Things like that.

My dog and I have very different ideas about what we do every morning. I think we’re going on a walk for exercise and fresh air. Oakland thinks I’m accompanying him on a grand pissing and shitting tour of his favorite pissing and shitting spots in the neighborhood. This leads to many disagreements.

Where is New York City anyway? That’s in the UK, right? It sounds big.

Underlying a lot of the uncomradely, undisciplined behavior we see in the Western left is the belief that revolution is really impossible, so people are just staking out a moral posture within capitalism—“Don’t blame me, I voted for communism!” That fatalism needs correcting.

Working on the next @losingourmindspod.bsky.social episode, I’m excited to share it! Probably within the next week or so. In the meantime please check out the five previous episodes and all the written pieces here: www.patreon.com/LosingOurMin...

I’ll be fine if I just get like $250,000 or so.

You think you can experience joy—a famously bourgeois emotion—and still call yourself a communist?? Pathetic.

the defining characteristic of white supremacists is they think you're as stupid as they are

They should just have ChatGPT tell us how many votes they all got. That would save so much money.

Wait, no no no… that’s not fair. It was just a beautiful day outside and now it’s nighttime. Already! That’s fucked up.

that thing everyone said was going to happen is happening

If you could travel back in time, what crime would you commit that’d be easier to get away with and when?

You might have heard people talk about voting—“vote for this guy, vote for this lady, etc.!”—but what is, “voting,” anyway? We asked a man in a vegetative state who is clinically brain-dead after a suspicious fall from a third floor window… and the answer was surprising.

Aloofwife is actually the third-biggest city in Massachusetts by population.

these people are shooting pepper balls direct into people's faces but smelling mustard on a Subway sandwich is an attack punishable by law

If a position is supported by all valid evidence, it shouldn’t matter to journalists (or anyone else) if there’s loud, fierce and abundant opposition to it, if that opposition is based on lies and faulty arguments—and it’s certainly not appropriate for them to be the loudest part of that opposition!

People think of human existence as plagued by certain familiar problems from time immemorial, and I think most would be shocked to learn that most of those problems are created, enacted, enforced and perpetuated as a matter of policy and law because they are immensely profitable for a handful of us.

Dick Cheney taught me that it was okay to shoot people in the face.

Thinking about the time Sacha Baron Cohen, while shooting "Who Is America?," accidentally uncovered a Las Vegas child sex trafficking ring for billionaires and politicians and the FBI's response was just ¯\_(ツ)_/¯ www.vanityfair.com/hollywood/20...

You can lead a horse to water, but you can’t legally marry it. Not yet. That’s why I’m running for Congress.

can’t tell if my antidepressants aren’t working or if they just weren’t built for this. like, zoloft was introduced in the 90s it barely needed to work then. if you got sad you could just buy a house.

In these unprecedented times, Americans are looking to the Democratic Party to deliver swift, bold and decisive actions—oh, sorry, I meant words: swift, bold and decisive words. And also we totally get if they can’t always deliver the words, either.

Look, I don’t write the posts, I just post them. If you’ve got a problem, take it up with the post master.

“We can always tell!”

Aloofwife is actually the third-biggest city in Massachusetts by population.

Capitalists can pour billions of dollars into manipulating public opinion by blanketing the airwaves and seeding hundreds of institutions and organizations with their lapdogs, but they can’t change the fact that almost anyone who meets them thinks they fucking suck.

If you are a sexual predator who hasn’t yet been able to endorse Cuomo, STAY IN LINE!

Trump 2 is so much worse than Trump 1 while still being exactly the same as Trump 1

Unfortunately because of the way language and our brains work, AI will (already has) have a huge impact on the way we talk and express ourselves—a homogenizing, totalizing influence on linguistic convention, tone, and word choice, on culture, ideology and probably a lot more. Use determines meaning.

Just saw a take in the Discover Feed so horrifying that that I began to rend my flesh and issue forth screams that I, at first, did not recognize as my own voice.

All of my posts are direct quotes from God unless otherwise indicated by a “-C” at the end. Quotes may be edited slightly for brevity and flow. -C

My associate on the other hand...

Cuomo gives Italian assholes and motherfuckers a bad name.

Guy who says “I categorically reject all forms of violence!” in tense moments where it sounds more like an implied threat of said violence.