hi, i played the newzealand story untold adventure on steam, the remake of taito's 1988 classic arcade platformer, it's very bad!! i was gonna save this for a stream but it's too much of a downer so here's a thread of things that are bad about it

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When I hear the culture gun, I reach for my word

It feels like an absurd thing to highlight currently but: today I got my braces off after a five year nightmare treadmill of botched-and-then-debotched orthodontic treatment (+ a preceding partial-lifetime of problems from the crossbite I developed as a teenager). I am happy about this

Death^2: The West

Infinite something good should happen united states of america and israel

When I went to Tehran in 2018 for a game conference I hung out with game nerds, music weirdos, and queer folks with tattoos and colored hair, just like I do here. We got vegetarian food and watched goofy uncles play basketball in the park. I sure hope they can live to see a better day.

I'm not going to retweet war footage. You can't make me

My love looks so fucking good in her new denim jacket

D2I D2A

Sei Shōjo Sentai Lakers III // Apple Pie // PC-98

IT'S CRUCIAL TO HAVE AN ACTIVE FANTASY LIFE

high velocity: mountain racing challenge / saturn CAVE, 1995

Should I eat the karaoke oysters

When I hear the word gun, I reach for my culture

the US once again sending the message loud and clear: never negotiate, just get nukes. Never compromise, just get nukes. Never give in to sanctions, just get nukes. what could go wrong

正向的事件应该发生

for all it matters from a bluesky gamer account like me: no war in iran. this attack is horrific and all decent people of the world must oppose it with no hesitation or equivocation about iran's government or nuclear programs. that's irrelevant to the pointless depravity of this bloodshed

D2A

I did not inhere

You mind if I inhere in here

my other fave is “you would have said this about the Industrial Revolution” yeah dude, I hope I would have vociferously objected to the mass death and immiseration from irresponsible forced use of barely-understood new technology by craven monopolists incapable of valuing human life in that era, too

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I need more people to watch THE POWER

Someone please do a ctrl f in the script for "it can't be helped"

which way western man

One old-internet thing that is lost is the experience of massively overestimating the cultural footprint of a given work based on its popularity in the insulated spaces you were hanging out in. Elfen Lied was one of those for me. It hit the small forum where I did most of my posting like a shockwave

Uggghhhhhh

Lmao at: - trump world being officially sick of tpot style shit - "effective altruism" is woke, virtue signalling, gay, bolshevist, etc - hegseth indulging his inner redditor with the "defective altruism" bit that he is clearly very proud of - everything

such a classic scene

My new shirt design is so powerful that part of it had to be redacted for the preview image roryblank.bigcartel.com

Golfshrine shout out in the latest Video Game History Hour :) @wildweasel486.bsky.social

"Charlie Kirky popped a perky" is probably gonna be the hottest nursery rhyme of 2226

MAMDANI: And I just think that there are barriers, barricades, to helping Americans that we can break down TRUMP: Uh huh MAMDANI: And breaking down barriers? Reminds me of a certain Broadway show *smiling widely* where they worked together to break a barricade? TRUMP: *sitting bolt upright* Phantom

“We have a big announcement to share. maudlin of the Well-the band that morphed into Kayo Dot in 2003, while Choirs of the Eye (originally intended as a MOTW album) was nearing completion-is reforming this year in honor of the 30th anniversary of its founding.”

12AM: five beers 1AM: sleep 10AM: wake up, run 6km 11AM: eight tacos, five beers 1PM: run 5km 2PM: six tacos, four beers 5PM: run 5km 6PM: six tacos, six beers 9PM: four tacos, four beers

It's Friday

bro has a dampness of the mind

Post old memes to confuse young people

"I'm so sick of these cynical race hustlers trying to pollute our noble Volkscharakter. Also this outcome proves that every other party is in the blood-thrall of the perfidious tran. Sexual style probably"

I'm so tired man

Every day the horizon contracts a little more, even now when it is practically underfoot

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RIP to a real one

Normal... island?